foney paint grenade and the french got raped!

[DRSHOCKER2000]

im tellin 2 stories from the den ben few big game. well i will start with the grenade. i ran down the rode and ducked behind a berrel
i pulled the pin, popped the top and through the grenade. it hit the ground rite next to a person and........IT DIDNT BLOW UP! then everyone started shooting at me. i called my self out because i only had a hopper of paint left and there was 2 hours left in the day. i walked over and picked up the grenade. and later i through it again and it still didnt blow up, then the third time it didnt blow up:pissed: that time i lost it and forgot about it.

i was on the french team playing against the VC we started off good but after a little the VC just stood rite outside of our dead zone and it took a long time to get them away because the out numbered us 100 to 30 even though we had the double shocker it broke! and we got hamerd

[Thor the Mighty]

the french have a tendancy to get raped in wars :rolleyes:

[Avery]

Hey! The French once won a war. It was called the French Revolution! :rolleyes:

[TheZephyr]

That wasn't as much of a war as an excuse to go to early morning reform meetings for coisonts, and remove people's heads from their body. The French beat down the british a couple of times, and Napolean laid the ***** down on most of europe.

[MrStinky]

THey won the 100 years war

[TheZephyr]

Yep, you're right, though they were gettin spanked until a certain divine figure inspired the young Joan de Arc. Of course after the French won, they burned her at stake, but they always had a thing for public executions.

[Thor the Mighty]

yeah thats pretty crazy. that dude that ran the age of terror or something like that where tens of thousands of people got their heads cut off... crazy french. i just saw monty python and the search for the holy grail last night again and that french dude is so funny "of course im french! why do you think i have this OUTRAGIOUS accent!"

[Shifty Capone]

"Now go away or i shall taunt you more!"
"Fetch a lavashe!" "huh?" "FETCH A LAVASHE!(cow)"

hahahah then he meets with them again

[TheZephyr]

OMg, Monty python and the holy grail is the greatest!! NEE! "you must fetch another shrubbery! and cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring!"

[MrStinky]

and that one knight that won't let him cross the bridge.. That was freaking hilarious :laugh: :laugh:

[KOTOWA]

**** paintgrenades. Get a spud gun, and water balloons. launch em at people. BREAKS EVERY TIME! Dont say raped. Kind makes me remember the past.:mad: