Your Music Sucks.

[DirtMcgirt]

Here's how we're going to do this:

Name your top 5 favorite bands/artists. Then, i'll let you know why your music is stupid and boring, and based on your tastes, I will suggest good music.

This is constructive criticism. You will be a better person after you leave this thread. Don't try to flame/outwit me. It won't happen. Do a search. I don't lose arguments.

[punkerx1]

This should be interesting and fun:D

my 5:
Opeth
Burzum
Mutiilation
Cryptopsy
Anathema

[DYEhunny6]

Linkin Park
Pink Floyd
Metallica
Smile Empty Soul
Disturbed

[Shadow221]

In no particular order...

Opeth
Arch Enemy
In Flames
Dimmu Borgir
Dark Tranquillity

[un4givnpb]

in no order...

Metallica
Pink Floyd
Linkin Park
Greatful Dead
Led Zeppelin

[penguins_r_kewl]

In order.

Van Halen
Scorpions
AC/DC
AFI
Pink Floyd

[p8ntfreak98]

What roy and shaggy listen to.

[LordOfThePaint]

Misfits
Atreyu
A7X
Bleeding Through
Bad Religion


Thats what tends to be in my cd players most.

[Rancid Coleslaw]

Outstanding.

Nofx
Pennywise
Propagandhi


That's basically it.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by punkerx1
This should be interesting and fun:D

my 5:
Opeth
Burzum
Mutiilation
Cryptopsy
Anathema


You, along with half of this board for some bizzare reason ,listen to long haired sleeveless shirt death metal. Cannibal Corpse didn't invent the guitar, and even slayer records stop being funny after a few spins. Chill out man. Listen to Neil Young.

but if you want more metal, listen to Khanate. They're brutal.

[Bigshot]

Linkin Park
D-12
Yellow Card
Piano Man
Blue Man Group ????

[tippmann3221]

Hopesfall
Mogwai
Gruvis Malt
Postman Syndrome
APC

(im just throwing a few out there)

for some reason, i like this thread. even if i do get burnt

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Rancid Coleslaw
Outstanding.

Nofx
Pennywise
Propagandhi


That's basically it.


Jesus Christ...

You sir need to realize that Fat Mike is tricking you by releasing 643642355454547654 records a year that all sound the same, and still you eat them up.

Look at who produced those albums, i'm sure the name "Ryan Green" pops up on nearly half of them. This is because fat mike forces most of his artists to be recorded by him and thus every record sounds like NOFX with a different guy singing. Generic punk rock will not expand your musical horizens. It is a stale, 1 dimensional genre.

check out:

The Stooges
The Exploding Hearts
Mclusky

[camoman5000]

Weezer
Black Sabbath
Incubus
Muse
Thrice

Have at me.

[asa4575]

Originally posted by Bigshot
Linkin Park
D-12
Yellow Card
Piano Man
Blue Man Group ????
wow.

just wow.

well i guess mine are...

A7X
blind guardian
dave mathews band
a perfect circle
tool

oh and dirt dont argue with what is on my list.

dont you dare.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by penguins_r_kewl
In order.

Van Halen
Scorpions
AC/DC
AFI
Pink Floyd


Nobody actually listens to the Scorpians. Take "rock you like a hurricane" off repeat and ditch that faux-goth rock AFI crap.

check out:

Ink & Dagger (this is what AFI should sound like)
Danzig (this is who the singer of AFI wants to be)

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by DYEhunny6
Linkin Park
Pink Floyd
Metallica
Smile Empty Soul
Disturbed


turn off the radio and get back to me

[GranDream]

Sevendust
Evanescence
Seether
Shinedown
Korn


I await your all knowing judgement...

[Magnus55]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt



turn off the radio and get back to me

So lets hear your five bands Dirt.

[tippmann3221]

Originally posted by GranDream
Sevendust
Evanescence
Seether
Shinedown
Korn


I await your all knowing judgement...

dude, you are going to get TORN APART.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Bigshot

Blue Man Group

i'll sell you a tape of me hitting a spaghetti strainer with a wooden spoon for 2 hours for half the price of one of their cds.

you need to discover music before I can suggest anything to you.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Magnus55


So lets hear your five bands Dirt.


As requested:

The Beatles
The Stooges
The Rolling Stones (excluding the 80's and 90's)
Radiohead
The Jesus & Mary Chain

I may hit my post limit soon so hang tight kids. i'll be back as soon as I can

[snipa]

pixies
iron maiden
led zeppelin (yea i like them, so shuddup lol:P )
guns n roses
beatles

[Crash Danger]

Moby
Linkin Park
Good Charlotte
Limp Bizkit
Kid Rock

[Blue Baller]

Dry Kill Logic
Mushroomhead
Incubus
Disturbed
Staind

Good luck.

Oh, and on a side note, sometimes I have to listen to Enya. It puts me to sleep. Kinda weird being a metal fan and listening to that stuff.

[Zarathud]

Juve
T.D.D.
TUPAC
T.I.
Luniz

[lance9001]

hmm right now...
nightwish
smile empty soul
five iron frenzy
nothing else right now...

[Mojo]

I like a wide variety of music so my list will look weird.

(In no particular order)

Credence Clearwater Revival
Wu-Tang Clan
MxPx
Mobb Deep
Kurupt

[blinkpk11]

The Stooges
Richard Hell and the voidoids
Televsion
New York Dolls
Sex Pistols, actully more Public Image Limited as of late, John Lydons real band, not something manufactured by Malcom McLearen....

[SacKing101]

Hmmm...

Hendrix
Sublime
Stiff Little Fingers
The Suicide Machines
Audioslave

Just to name a few.

[PMI-guy]

are you only going to reply to the ones that require constructive criticism?

My top 5 consists of...

The beatles
pink floyd
the chili peppers
queen
zebrahead (Up until their latest cd)
and the stones

sorry for going over 5, but I had to

[MaLfUnCtIoN]

marilyn manson
ozzy osbourne
as i lay dying
cradle of filth
BLACK LABEL SOCIETY

[un4givnpb]

Hey dirt you gunna answer these like you said yo would or will you just take a select few...
Common, you're gettin a little behind....
I know you are the only member on this site that has a life, but when you tell us freaks that you're gunna do something, you should do it or we will wait at the computer for your reply forever...

[sonnemann]

Originally posted by un4givnpb
Hey dirt you gunna answer these like you said yo would or will you just take a select few...
Common, you're gettin a little behind....
I know you are the only member on this site that has a life, but when you tell us freaks that you're gunna do something, you should do it or we will wait at the computer for your reply forever...


He's probably past his 10 ppd...just be patient
In no particular order:

Rammstein
Pink Floyd
The Beatles
Apocalyptica
System of a Down

Do what you will.

[un4givnpb]

OT posts dont count in that 10 ppd

[pgp]

prodigy
crystal method
zombie nation
rolling stones
purple haze
rammstein

[PMI_Guy]

Hey, uh, Dirt...
Turn off the radio and get back to me.



:rolleyes:


Mine.


Grand Funk Railroad
CCR
Joe Satriani
Weezer
Jimmy Buffett.

[heM]

my 5 Mr. McG.

Korn
Frank Sinatra
Louis Armstrong
Orion Nine
Hot Action Cop, yeah that's right.....

[pballer1250]

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nirvana
Puddle of Mudd
Foo Fighters
Staind

[smegle5]

disturbed
red hot chillipeppers
godsmack
darude
crystal method
:P

[STO Balla 22]

Mine in no particular order

Old bands:
Metallica
ZZ Top
AC/DC
Guns N' Roses
Van Halen

New bands:
Hoobastank
Foo Fighters
Chili Peppers (even though they're old, they're still making more new stuff than those other bands)
Trapt

[Rebel2002]

Any band that does acoustic Jazz
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Hoobastank
Gavin Degraw
Maroon 5
Sublime

I'll listen to almost any type of music... I like anything from rap to Beethoven. I could listen to jazz for 5 hours straight, I just love it:tup:

[punkerx1]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt



You, along with half of this board for some bizzare reason ,listen to long haired sleeveless shirt death metal. Cannibal Corpse didn't invent the guitar, and even slayer records stop being funny after a few spins. Chill out man. Listen to Neil Young.

but if you want more metal, listen to Khanate. They're brutal.



lol, are we allowed to rebuttle?

Just for fun.

I bet there are 2, maybe 3 people on this site that can honestly say they have heard of all those bands. Also, I find Cannibal Corpse to be annoying alot of the time, and I dont like Slayer..i dont like thrash in general. Out of the bands i posted, Cryptopsy would be the only one defined as "death metal" even then, they sound alot like grindcore. Opeth, they just can't be defined. If anything they are progressive rock with melocidc death metal growls.. alot of their stuff is anyways. Mutiilation and Burzum.. Black metal, far different than death metal. Anathema, goth rock. They sound awesome, but deffenitly not death metal.

I dont listen to only metal and its variants. I was just listening to Tupac today, along with Pink Floyd and The Streets.

I'm prepared to be shut down now. I just got really boerd. :)

Anyways, I have a list of Khanate songs Queued on Soulseek, so we shall see how they are once they start downloading. I generally like all the bands you have reccomended in the past, Lightning Bolt.. Wow.

[something nasty]

My 5:
From Autumn To Ashes
Michael Hedges
The Beatles
Rifles At Recess
Across Five Aprils

[flyflatlander01]

older:

metallica
led zepplin
AC/DC
rolling stones
Guns n roses

Newer:
RHCP- kind of old but kind of new
shine down
avenged sevenfold

[snap shoot]

my top 5 , in no particular order ,

D-12
NWA comptin
Juevynelie or however the hell you spell it.
Tupac
Bigge
Wu-tang-clan

[FalloutMan]

Van Halen

Springsteen(TEH BOSS)

Stone Temple Pilots (along with GNR and Velvet Revolver, but i like STP the most so thats the one i count)

Tool (ill put APC in with this since they sound almost the same and they both got maynard)

and U2 (EDIT: have you seen the video of them performing in some castle live, fricken insane amount of people watching them it seemed like)

[Agent_47]

clapton
guns n' roses
led zepplin
aerosmith
pink floyd

[Cuervo]

Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Michelle Branch
Avril Lavigne

DIDNT YOU THINK THAT I WAS GONNA GIVE IT UP TO YOU?

[PMI_Guy]

Nice, Cuervo.

[timmyfreaker]

Led Zepplin
Bad Religion
Flogging Molly
Guns N Roses
The Misfits

[Superbeast]

- Metallica (w/ Cliff Burton)
- Pantera
- Testament
- In Flames
- Megadeth

[kra_z_fool]

Beatles
Crosby Stills Nash and Young
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Fleetwood Mac

[Dye_Cocker_dude]

I listen to far too many bands to just pick 5 but whatever. I'll give it a try.

Sublime
Offspring
Alkaline Trio
Brand New
Blink 182

[diablo0402]

Hmm let's see I'll try to pick ones that people don't have

lately...

Phil Keaggy (I believe it was Eric Clapton who claimed he was the best guitarist ever)
Joe Satriani
The Meters
Living Sacrifice
Liquid Tension Experiment (basically Dream Theater except w/ a little diff sound)
Shinedown - already mentioned a few times so I'm gonna leave it out

[Lt. A. Marshall]

Between the Buried and Me
Broken Social Scene
Sunny Day Real Estate
The Weakerthans
Pretty Girls Make Graves


werd.

[Feralboy]

Mighty Mighty Bosstones
the Beatles
They Might be Giants
Tiny Hat Orchestra
Flogging Molly

...the short list.

[Justin The Pyro]

Rancid
Nirvana
Led Zeppelin
Dropkick Murphys
Dead Kennedys

[i like tictacs]

hahaha, the moron is at it again.

Bela Fleck and The Flecktones
The Victor Wooten Band
Dave Matthews Band
Bruce Springsteen and the East Street Band
REM


Let's hear it, ball lapper.

[HurleyHero67]

I didn't know Wooten had a band? :confused:

Sublime
Exploding Hearts
Rufio
Mars Volta
Old Incubus
RHCP

[i like tictacs]

Originally posted by HurleyHero67
I didn't know Wooten had a band? :confused:



Yeah, he's got a touring band. Live in America, What Did He Say and A Show of Hands all use his band. Also a little bit of Yin-Yang.

[penguins_r_kewl]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt



Nobody actually listens to the Scorpians. Take "rock you like a hurricane" off repeat and ditch that faux-goth rock AFI crap.

check out:

Ink & Dagger (this is what AFI should sound like)
Danzig (this is who the singer of AFI wants to be)

I actually listen to Scorpions and have one of their albums. And Rock you Like a Hurricane is far from my favorite song from them. I'm pretty sure AFI isn't goth, and if they are who gives a **** they make good music.

[THE_Cobra58]

Lacrimosa
Shape of Despair
Lake of Tears
Reggie and the Full Effect
Flux of Pink Indians

[acdave]

Here it goes.

Weezer
Nirvana
teh guns & roses
rob zombie
beasite boys

Quite a combo huh:P

[Maelstrom_01]

Hard to pick just 5...

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones
Joe Satriani
Tool
Incubus
Nine Inch Nails

[THE_Cobra58]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt



You, along with half of this board for some bizzare reason ,listen to long haired sleeveless shirt death metal. Cannibal Corpse didn't invent the guitar, and even slayer records stop being funny after a few spins. Chill out man. Listen to Neil Young.

but if you want more metal, listen to Khanate. They're brutal.

I have a feeling someone doesn't know a thing about death metal.

Punkerx1: I'm almost completely disgusted you called Anathema goth rock. Please tell me you're only referring to their latest releases? <3 Burzum, Kristian Vikernes.

[i like tictacs]

Originally posted by Maelstrom_01
Hard to pick just 5...

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones


:tup:

If you seriously dislike this band or do not think they have any talent, dirt, all your merit is lost. Like you had any to begin with.

[Woogie12]

311
Led Zeppelin
The Doors
Dream Theater
Sublime

[impyshmimpy]

Iced Earth
Blind Guardian
Led Zeppelin
Pink FLoyd
Queen

[punkerx1]

Okay, so they are doom metal:P I dont know why I always refer to them as goth metal/rock, because it makes it sound really corny. Oh well.

Yaw Yaw Varg is great.

[Justin The Pyro]

Dirt, are you trying to build some kind of ego or something? Because I seriously doubt you'd care what we listen to and if we are "brought into the light" or not.

[lucky7]

metallica
black sabbath
ozzy
Ac/Dc
pink floyd
the offspring

[FalloutMan]

Originally posted by i like tictacs
hahaha, the moron is at it again.

Bela Fleck and The Flecktones
The Victor Wooten Band
Dave Matthews Band
Bruce Springsteen and the East Street Band
REM


Let's hear it, ball lapper.




i was waiting for someone to mention REM

[Enjoipaintball0]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt

Nobody actually listens to the Scorpians. Take "rock you like a hurricane" off repeat and ditch that faux-goth rock AFI crap.


I listen to Scorpions.

1. Iron Maiden
2. KISS
3. Led Zeppelin
4. Ozzy
5. Juice (greatest freestyle rapper EVAR!!1!eleventy-one1!)

I want to argue with you about music just like old times, so let me have it!

[lochnessmonster]

Reel Big Fish
Lucky Boys Confusion
Fall Out Boy
the offspring
Yellowcard

[Winchester]

In order

Lil Flip
Paul Wall
SPM
Jimi Hendrix
Ludarcis

[paparach]

My 5 "bands" lol

G-unit
Outlawz (tupac's group)
D-12
Eastide boys with LiL john
Westside Connection

BTW does any1 know who sings "Culo" with lil john that is my faviorite song right know (all time favorite is "str8 Ballin" with 2pac)

[amzng_spyderman]

offspring
ozzy
linkin park
a perfect circle
nickel back

btw, i'm just doing this for the hell of it. i really couldn't care less about what dirt or anyone else thinks about my taste in music :o this is, after all, the internet.

[Juvenile]

In Flames
As I Lay Dying
At The Gates
Into Eternity
Opeth
Nothingface
Lamb of God
Children of Bodom
Unearth
A7X
Chimaira
Fear Factory

On the lighter side, I am known to listen to Smile Empty Soul, Strata, and Breaking Benjamin...

EDIT:

Originally posted by snap shoot
Juevynelie or however the hell you spell it.
Come on man...

[bad_brad]

In order:
Jimi Hendrix
Led Zepplin
Rolling Stones
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Pink Floyd

Recently I've been getting more into the bluesy side of rock...

And the 10 ppd is only for OT, retard

[radishboy]

i have immunity from listing mine, seeing as how i get crap from dirt just about everyday about my music.

[kra_z_fool]

I actually want mine to be reviewed, not to argue with him, but so he may be able to turn me onto new music that could be in my interest. Im probably the only one....

[impyshmimpy]

Originally posted by asa4575

wow.

just wow.

well i guess mine are...

A7X
blind guardian
dave mathews band
a perfect circle
tool

oh and dirt dont argue with what is on my list.

dont you dare.

Wow, i gues me and you are the only ones who realize how great Blind Guardian is... so sad.:(

[Chill_Bebop]

Originally posted by bad_brad
In order:
Jimi Hendrix
Led Zepplin
Rolling Stones
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Pink Floyd

Recently I've been getting more into the bluesy side of rock...

And the 10 ppd is only for OT, retard

Haha, I thought I was going to be the only one who said Stevie Ray Vaugh.

Anyhoo, in no particular order.

Depech Mode
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Muddy Waters
DJ Doboy (Vocal trance)
Johnny Cash
Creedence Clearwater
Wall of Voodoo, simply for the song Mexican Radio.

Am I the only one who cant stand any of the song on The Cure's new cd? I mean, the singer has always sung like hes singing and crying at the same time, but now theres no musical talent at all behind it. Its just him singing more morose love this love that crap. No Wonder The Cure is on tour with about a dozen Emo bands.

[Korndog]

my 5

Luda
David Banner
lil flip
Petey pablo
Usher("yeah" ONLY all his other songs suck)

[hamburgler]

311
Incubus
Sublime
Finch

Hard to decide 5... Bob Marley, Tool/APC, ACDC, The Doors, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Jimmy Hendrix, Neil Young, etc...

I await your ownage. :) . So... are you just going to leave us all hanging? Also, I would suggest replying to many of us in one post.

Please respond to me...

[Empyreal Rogue]

I'm interested in seeing what Dirt has to say about mine.

No particular order:

Dillinger Escape Plan
Lostprophets
TooL
The Misfits
Emil Bulls

Lets see what you have to say about that. :P

[radishboy]

Originally posted by Empyreal Rogue
I'm interested in seeing what Dirt has to say about mine.

No particular order:

Dillenger Escape Plan
Lostprophets
TooL
The Misfits
Rancid

Lets see what you have to say about that. :P

he'll dig the dillenger and tool, bit the others; not so much.

i know dirt like the back of my face.

[Crash Danger]

Originally posted by radishboy



i know dirt like the back of my face.

:eyes:

[mokalman]

Originally posted by Crash Danger


:eyes:

[LordOfThePaint]

Dirt's got a lot of catching up to do. I recomend doing a bunch in one post, instead of one post per person so you dont go through your 10ppd.

[THE_Cobra58]

I can't wait for dirt to review my majestic list of thergothon.

[BigDumbBoris]

Its hard picking just five, so Ill go with what I commonly put on a playlist.

Flogging molly
Blackstar (mostly Talib Kweli and Mos Def)
G. Love and Special Sauce
Fugazi
The Clash
The Who
Dropkick Murphies
Outkast

Pretty diverse, I know.

What are some good stooges songs? I downloaded Gimme Danger a while ago and it's really good.

Also, people listen to what they listen to because they like it. Why do you want to change that? People choose to listen to music for many different reasons. Be it lyrics, complexity of the melody, or the general mood of the song, it's their own reason for listening to their choice of music, therefore you can't really judge it.

[AngelsHolocaust]

yeah.. lets try to narrow some bands down...

opeth
in flames
killswitch engage
arch enemy
iron maiden..

iced earth used to be my favorite untill they got tim "ripper" owens as the new singer

[GranDream]

Originally posted by BigDumbBoris

Also, people listen to what they listen to because they like it. Why do you want to change that? People choose to listen to music for many different reasons. Be it lyrics, complexity of the melody, or the general mood of the song, it's their own reason for listening to their choice of music, therefore you can't really judge it.


Yes, but he is suggesting similar music we may have not heard about or gave any thought to. Thats why I posted my favorite bands hear, maybe he can tell me other bands I might like given my current interests.

[Empyreal Rogue]

Originally posted by radishboy


he'll dig the dillenger and tool, bit the others; not so much.

i know dirt like the back of my face.

I know he does, that's why I added that last line.

But Rancid was a stretch. I might change it soon. I like them but considering them a favorite is a stretch, like I said.

[asa4575]

Originally posted by impyshmimpy


Wow, i gues me and you are the only ones who realize how great Blind Guardian is... so sad.:(
yes blind guardian does kick ***.

along with iced earth.

other ones i like.

incubus
stone temple pilots
mindless self indulgence (hate the bad with a passion but music is alright)
beatles
prince(dont laugh)

[bulldog86]

At point guard: Five Iron Frenzy
At shooting guard: Brave Saint Saturn
At wing: Steve Miller Band
At forward: Watashi Wa
At center: The Who

6th man: Creedence Clearwater Revival

[Acuraintegra94]

no order

Himsa
Unearth
Bleading Through
Throwdown
The Agony Scene


attn ppl who believe Disturbed is metal: die.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by BigDumbBoris
Its hard picking just five, so Ill go with what I commonly put on a playlist.

Flogging molly
Blackstar (mostly Talib Kweli and Mos Def)
G. Love and Special Sauce
Fugazi
The Clash
The Who
Dropkick Murphies
Outkast

Pretty diverse, I know.

What are some good stooges songs? I downloaded Gimme Danger a while ago and it's really good.

Also, people listen to what they listen to because they like it. Why do you want to change that? People choose to listen to music for many different reasons. Be it lyrics, complexity of the melody, or the general mood of the song, it's their own reason for listening to their choice of music, therefore you can't really judge it.


Good stooges songs: Search & Destroy, Loose, Down On The Street, Tv Eye, I Wanna Be Your Dog, Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell...

In fact, just go out and buy their album "fun house". Greatest rock record ever recorded.


your music: actually yours isn't all that bad. the only thing i'm not digging is the flogging molly/dropkick murphys. A bunch of dopey white kids at my school used to claim they were "IrishXcore" and drew a clover on the back of each of their fists. Like straightedge with X's but worse. Maybe somebody missed the memo but generic punk rock doesn't get any better when you sing about drinking beer with a dorky accent. Bag pipes and fiddles are not rock n' roll.

If you want good music to drink to, its all about The Rolling Stones' "Exile On Main Street"

Now, due to a posting limit and the large number of responses i've gotten, I will be appointing deputies.

The knowledge of the following people should be considered law unless vetoed by myself:

Echoes

El Kabong

[paintthrower05]

this is in no particular order:
1) The Red Hot Chili Peppers
2)The Rolling Stones
3) Green Day
4) Good Charlotte
5)P.O.D

[Brock]

In Flames
Lacuna Coil
Breaking Benjamin
A Perfect Circle
Linkin Park

[DirtMcgirt]

Snipa

pixies
iron maiden
led zeppelin (yea i like them, so shuddup lol )
guns n roses
beatles

not too bad. Iron Maiden is pretty lame, but they did have a few good songs 15-20 years ago. The problem with them is they released way too many albums. They look the same too. Some skeleton in a loin cloth shooting lazers out of its eyes or something equally lame. Led Zep is a great band, as long as you stay away from “In Through The Out Door”. Anyone who owns and actively listens to that record should be shot. GNR is a solid choice too, but again, if you own/enjoy “The Spaghetti Incident” you should be shot.

Blue Baller
Dry Kill Logic
Mushroomhead
Incubus
Disturbed
Staind

Good luck.

Oh, and on a side note, sometimes I have to listen to Enya. It puts me to sleep. Kinda weird being a metal fan and listening to that stuff.


wow. Total combined IQ of these bands: 3
Lets break down this list. A band I’ve never heard of, but with a name like that I’m gonna just assume that they’re terrible. Then Mushroom head. Like Slipknot but not as popular? These guys get a big high five for out sucking a band that I had previously thought was the worst in the world. Incubus ughhh… SCIENCE was a step in the right direction for them everything else they’ve ever done is garbage. If someone buys me a staple gun I swear to god I will hunt down Brandon Boyd and staple his shirt to his chest. If he even owns any. Did I mention that these guys don’t know how to write music either? I should have. Now we have Disturbed. This list just gets better and better!!! This band has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Often times with bad music I can see why someone may enjoy the band even If I don’t. With Disturbed, this is not the case. These dudes are 40 years old and writing music like kids ¼ their age. Trade your guitars in for shovels guys, you’ll be doing the world a huge favor. Finally we have Staind. The fatass singer looks like Uncle Fester and Fred Durst has a hard on for him and the rest of his ****ty band. That alone instantly blacklists them. I really hope that tubby bald cry baby follows in the footsteps of the singer of Drowning Pool.

I hate to say it, but your bad taste may be terminal. I guess your best hope is to just take baby steps. We don’t want you jumping into anything 100% dirtmcgirt approved yet…Just start with the last 2 Tool albums and call me in the morning.

Zarathud

Juve
T.D.D.
TUPAC
T.I.
Luniz


I like Tubac and Acronyms but this is ridiculous. How the hell am I (or anyone really) supposed to know who half of these guys are?

Listen to Aesop Rock and Del The Funky Homosapian. Some early Wu-Tang too.

Mojo

Credence Clearwater Revival
Wu-Tang Clan
MxPx
Mobb Deep
Kurupt


This list started pretty strong until you got to mxpx. The only thing worse than pop punk is jesus pop punk. Christian music in general is the absolute worst thing ever (I can go into a nice rant about that if someone wants…). You like a lot of rap too, so I suggest you go out and buy every album by A Tribe Called Quest. Do it.

blnkpk11

The Stooges
Richard Hell and the voidoids
Televsion
New York Dolls
Sex Pistols, actully more Public Image Limited as of late, John Lydons real band, not something manufactured by Malcom McLearen....


solid early 80’s/late70’s no wave/punk list. If you didn’t have a hard on for ska (yeah that’s right, I see that icon of yours) I might have appointed you a rock n’ roll deputy. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. The sex pistols are not a punk band. They are in fact a boy band. Right up there with Menudo and 98 Degrees. You sir need to listen to The Buzzcocks, The Germs, and The Weirdos.



Alright, I’ve got stuff to do today but I’ll try to hop back on this afternoon and finish some more. If you don’t post 5 bands or if you post bands I’ve already talked about I’m not going to reply.

[Fultu45]

Let's See....

The Roots
Jurassic 5
A Tribe Called Quest
Blackalicious
Hieroglyphics

[Blue Baller]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt

wow. Total combined IQ of these bands: 3
Lets break down this list. A band I’ve never heard of, but with a name like that I’m gonna just assume that they’re terrible. Then Mushroom head. Like Slipknot but not as popular? These guys get a big high five for out sucking a band that I had previously thought was the worst in the world. Incubus ughhh… SCIENCE was a step in the right direction for them everything else they’ve ever done is garbage. If someone buys me a staple gun I swear to god I will hunt down Brandon Boyd and staple his shirt to his chest. If he even owns any. Did I mention that these guys don’t know how to write music either? I should have. Now we have Disturbed. This list just gets better and better!!! This band has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Often times with bad music I can see why someone may enjoy the band even If I don’t. With Disturbed, this is not the case. These dudes are 40 years old and writing music like kids ¼ their age. Trade your guitars in for shovels guys, you’ll be doing the world a huge favor. Finally we have Staind. The fatass singer looks like Uncle Fester and Fred Durst has a hard on for him and the rest of his ****ty band. That alone instantly blacklists them. I really hope that tubby bald cry baby follows in the footsteps of the singer of Drowning Pool.

I hate to say it, but your bad taste may be terminal. I guess your best hope is to just take baby steps. We don’t want you jumping into anything 100% dirtmcgirt approved yet…Just start with the last 2 Tool albums and call me in the morning.

LMFAO, seriously...:laugh:

[Empyreal Rogue]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt
…Just start with the last 2 Tool albums and call me in the morning.

:agree:

[Edit]
As of this post Dirt is at the bottom of page 2 so no one has been skipped, he just hasn't gotten to you yet. But he said he's skipping people with absolutely retarded lists and less than 5 bands.

[camoman5000]

Dirt you've talked about Incubus...but what about Weezer, Muse, Black Sabbath, and Thrice?

[LordOfThePaint]

I was skipped :-(
I'll make a new list of some other bands that I like.


The Clash
River City Rebels
Casualties
Fifteen
Bad Religion

[Kowz_76]

Led Zeppelin
The Who
The Clash
Bad Religion
The Offspring


Gah, there are too many bands I like to put up. Thos are probably my top 5 though.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by camoman5000
Dirt you've talked about Incubus...but what about Weezer, Muse, Black Sabbath, and Thrice?


weezer - blue is a solid record, pinkerton is genius and will never be matched. green and maldroit are average and often forgetable.

Muse - If you're going to jock radiohead at least get a singer that doesn't sound like Geddy Lee forcing his canadian love rocket into an eight year old girl.

Black Sabbath - Pre-Dio sabbath is awesome. those dudes really need to realize its time to quit though. Ozzy is a walking geriatric corpse.

Thrice - I guess they're not as bad as Thursday but that's not saying much now is it? I'll take any At The Drive In record over 99% of the half-assed yelly indie-emo that everyone is jerking off over these days.

[FalloutMan]

what about my choices i need to be criticized!!!!!


lol anyway you should probably toss in undertow while your at it it with lateralus and aenema, although they do take a while to listen to the whole thing i find

[Brock]

what do you think about in flames, lacuna coil, and breaking benjamin?

[camoman5000]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt



weezer - blue is a solid record, pinkerton is genius and will never be matched. green and maldroit are average and often forgetable.

Muse - If you're going to jock radiohead at least get a singer that doesn't sound like Geddy Lee forcing his canadian love rocket into an eight year old girl.

Black Sabbath - Pre-Dio sabbath is awesome. those dudes really need to realize its time to quit though. Ozzy is a walking geriatric corpse.

Thrice - I guess they're not as bad as Thursday but that's not saying much now is it? I'll take any At The Drive In record over 99% of the half-assed yelly indie-emo that everyone is jerking off over these days.

haha...good enough for me!!!;)

[rambinjam]

311
Thrice
Hoobustank
Fugazi
Jurassic 5

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by LordOfThePaint
I was skipped :-(
I'll make a new list of some other bands that I like.


The Clash
River City Rebels
Casualties
Fifteen
Bad Religion

even though I was going to do things chronologicly, i'll make an exception for you...

lay off the punk rock and diversify homie.

The Clash never really had a record that was solid from start to finish. However, London Calling and their self titled album are both worth listening to at some point. I've found that their later work, Sandanista, Cut The Crap, and even at times Combat Rock, for the most part are boring and uninspired. The Clash were predominantly a singles band, and that is what separates them from being just a good band as opposed to a "top 5" band candidate.

The River City Rebels aren't anything to write home about. Another band trying to jump on the "me too!" bandwagon. Theres at least 1000000 groups out there right now doing what they do.

The Casualties... god... where to begin

These morons look like "My First Punk Band" action figures. Contrary to popular belief stupid haircuts and no talent does not make you punk. These guys are just as bad, if not worse than ever image concious radio band out right now. Another one of the few bands with absolutely NO redeemable qualities.

I used to love Bad Religion 4 years ago. Then I relaized that they only have 3 albums worth owning and havn't progressed as musicians in 25 years. keep Suffer, No Control, and Against The Grain and be done with them.

Fifteen is a pretty forgetable band. They had one good album and then the meth freak singer went insane. the end.

Download every Mclusky song you can find. My favorites are Icarus Smicarus, Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues, and To Hell With Good Intentions.

[THE_Cobra58]

Ooh, ooh, *anxiously waits to be reviewed*.

[Enjoipaintball0]

You skipped me too. I demand a recount :eyes:!

[LordOfThePaint]

Eh, I like all the bands I listed, you dont which is cool. But I will check out Mclusky because I will probably like them.

And punk isnt all I listen to, mostly yeah, but I listen to some other stuff. :)

[i like tictacs]

You people take no pride in your music, whatsoever. It's like you want to be bashed with no fight. I dare him to review mine, I can predict already what he'll say. "Hacky sack rock."

[LordOfThePaint]

Not really, I dont really care if he doesnt like what I listen to, he's someone I'll never meet. But I'll take what he says and check out some new bands and maybe get some new favorites.

[Echoes]

Some of you might have noticed that Dirt granted me criticism powers, so I'll be helping out along with El Kabong.

Starting at the top of page 3:

Originally posted by STO Balla 22
Mine in no particular order

Old bands:
Metallica
ZZ Top
AC/DC
Guns N' Roses
Van Halen

New bands:
Hoobastank
Foo Fighters
Chili Peppers (even though they're old, they're still making more new stuff than those other bands)
Trapt

I guess it could get worse, but I just see way too many sick trashy hair bands in that list. You like older rock? Try some led zeppelin, the who, pink floyd, the beatles; that's some real rock. As for your new bands, RHCP is a decent band, sure, but it only gets worse from there. Well, Foo Fighters could be seen at the same level or a next step down, so I guess they're decent too. BUT Hoobastank and Trapt? I guess you really meant new music, didn't you.
I will recommend a good band that doesn't whine so much about girls or such: the Mars Volta. Great guitarist, I think even John Frusciante from RHCP plays with 'em on one song. Great music, great band.

...and I'm going to recommend this to a lot of people, but it's a sure-fire remedy for a lot of bad music. Get lots of classical music, and find out what music is really about at its core. Then it's more possible for one to respect real music.

Overly critical, but just trying to save you,

Echoes

[Winchester]

My *** got skipped beside i got some new stuff

#1 Lil' Flip
#2 Paul Wall
#3 SPM
#4 Swisha House
#5 Fat Pat

Idk care i will still listen to my music. Best music in the world

[diablo0402]

Christian music in general is the absolute worst thing ever (I can go into a nice rant about that if someone wants…).I'll take you up on that offer, lets hear it. I agree, I think most Christian music sucks, but there is some good stuff: Blindside, Project 86, Living Sacrifice, Phil Keaggy, Demon Hunter, Zao (death metal, don't really care for but alot mighta) , Extol (also death metal), and it appears As I Lay Dying is Christian too. There's also Switchfoot, Kutless, Relient K, Jars of Clay, Newsboys and POD.

Note: I don't even like or care for half of these bands, just pointing out some stuff I think many others would like.

[Empyreal Rogue]

Originally posted by diablo0402
I'll take you up on that offer, lets hear it. I agree, I think most Christian music sucks, but there is some good stuff: Blindside, Project 86, Living Sacrifice, Phil Keaggy, Demon Hunter, Zao (death metal, don't really care for but alot mighta) , Extol (also death metal), and it appears As I Lay Dying is Christian too. There's also Switchfoot, Kutless, Relient K, Jars of Clay, Newsboys and POD.

Note: I don't even like or care for half of these bands, just pointing out some stuff I think many others would like.

Zao, Extol, and As I Lay Dying (All bands I listen to, which surprised me because they aren't all that popular; well in my area) aren't necessarily christian bands but they do have a religious twist to their style. Underoath is also another religiously motivated band.

But the thing that separates those 4 bands, amongst others I'm just using them as examples, from other religiously motivated bands is that they're not hardcore religion fanatics. They don't sing songs like, "Jesus, where are you?" or "Please god, hear my prayer!" that have lyrics worse than the title of the song.

There can be good religiously motivated bands and there can be really bad ones. Just like any other music genre.

But I think we can all agree Creed is the worst christian band ever formed.

[toolfan60]

tool
APC
slipknot
korn

[diablo0402]

Creed really wasn't Christian. They may have been very spiritual but not Christian. It was talked about the R/P forum-- Creed in R/P (http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138038&highlight=Creed). I remember when so many people liked Creed, but I never liked them. I agree they are pretty horribly bad. I pretty much agree with everything else you said though

[rambinjam]

I don't know, Scott Stapp did some of the music for Passion of the Christ. Doesn't get much more Christian than that.

[STO Balla 22]

some led zeppelin, the who, pink floyd, the beatles; that's some real rock.
Echoes, how can you say that ACDC, GNR, and Metallica aren't real rock? I like Zeppelin, but they're #6. Pink Floyd is too depressing for me, and the Beatles are #7. I put Trapt on there because I didn't know who else to put, but I think I will change that to Green Day. Hoobastank is cool, but I've only heard a few of their songs, so I don't know a whole lot about them. Actually, I changed my mind on the new bands, here's my new list, let's see how you like it. Now I realized that I was completely retarded when I wrote that first list, so here it is again.

In no particular order:
Queens of the Stone Age
Foo Fighters
Blink 182
Green Day
RHCP

Old bands stay the same

[hybrid-sniper]

Opeth
Shadows Fall
Sepultura
Blood for Blood
Dillinger Escape Plan


Differs from day to day, usually theres some Iron Maiden, Millencolin, Tool, Soulfly and Icarus Line in there.

[STUNfreak42]

have no favorite band too many to choose from but 5 good ones are...

1.S.T.U.N. (amazing if you dont like them, you suck)
2.NOFX
3.Smashing Pumpkins
4.Led Zeppelin
5.Probot

I love those bands, greatness, pure greatness

[lochnessmonster]

I think I was skipped as well, but I feel like a loner here. Nobody else loves my bands:cry:.
Reel Big Fish
Lucky Boys Confusion
Fall out Boy
Yellowcard
Coheed and Cambria

[MaLfUnCtIoN]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt
Ozzy is a walking god
there. i fixed your typo.

[Canadia_PBaller]

Ozzy Osbourne
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
Van Halen
Billy Talent



Oh, and I agree with Malfunction about Ozzy....he maybe some crazy guy that doesn't even know how to sing now...but when he wasn't....he was ****ing awesome.

[masterofpuppets]

hmm...no particular order.

Mars Volta
the old Jimmy Eat World cd
Thrice
Thursday AANNNNDDD
the new My Chemical Romance cd.

....and my other choices.

The new Atreyu
the Killswitch Engage cds
Norma Jean
Every Time I Die
As I Lay Dying

my lists for now:D

[Echoes]

Originally posted by toolfan60
tool
APC
slipknot
korn

Excuse me for commenting out of chronological order, but I saw this.

How can you put two great melodic original rock bands like APC and tool into the same batch as slipknot and korn? My goodness. Slipknot? Screaming, more screaming...and some power chords. And lots of banging. Korn = a bagpipe and some "angst"-filled rape lyrics by the attention-yearning driven Johnathan Davis or whatever the hell his name is. Each band's songs sound the same as their next. Good call on tool and APC though. I recommend a british band called Porcupine Tree, and I also recommend The Mars Volta. If you want to get into some similar "older" rock, I suggest stuff like Yes, The Who, and Led Zeppelin.

and back to order..

Originally posted by Rebel2002
Any band that does acoustic Jazz
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Hoobastank
Gavin Degraw
Maroon 5
Sublime

I'll listen to almost any type of music... I like anything from rap to Beethoven. I could listen to jazz for 5 hours straight, I just love it:tup:

Good call on the jazz, and yes it's good to have a wide variety of tastes. As long as the variety is good. Therefore put an X through hoobastank, (I already bashed them, see above a couple of posts.)

Good call on the Beethoven also...but when you say rap you must be forgetting that this is a music help thread.


Now, STO Balla again: queens of the stone age is a pretty good band. But I'm afraid blink 182 balanced the beam in the other direction. I won't even comment on them. And green day nibbles on the poo also. ...I guess you're right about GNR and ACDC, though...I just can't stand that stuff. Maybe it's good for that kind of music, though... [if it really is music], I don't know.

[MaLfUnCtIoN]

Originally posted by Echoes

but when you say rap you must be forgetting that this is a music help thread.
:agree: :agree: :nod:

[toolfan60]

Originally posted by Echoes


Excuse me for commenting out of chronological order, but I saw this.

How can you put two great melodic original rock bands like APC and tool into the same batch as slipknot and korn? My goodness. Slipknot? Screaming, more screaming...and some power chords. And lots of banging. Korn = a bagpipe and some "angst"-filled rape lyrics by the attention-yearning driven Johnathan Davis or whatever the hell his name is. Each band's songs sound the same as their next. Good call on tool and APC though. I recommend a british band called Porcupine Tree, and I also recommend The Mars Volta. If you want to get into some similar "older" rock, I suggest stuff like Yes, The Who, and Led Zeppelin.

and back to order..



[if it really is music], I don't know.


tool and apc r both my favorite bands..but i liek slipknot and korn cause sometimes i just wanna hear some really loud music..

[bad_brad]

Then turn up the volume on some better music...duh...

Christ, some ppl have no common sense...

[kra_z_fool]

Originally posted by bad_brad
Then turn up the volume on some better music...duh...

Christ, some ppl have no common sense...
You dont get the same effect from blasting motzart as you do some screaming power-chorded music...

[Downfall08]

Slipknot
Greenday
Blink 182
Tenacious D
The Agony Scene (in that order)

I love it how everyone hates slipknot. makes me feel so original

[Brock]

Im still awaiting to be stolen away in vast ammounts of pwnage on my liking in flames, lacuna coil, and breaking benjamin...

[toolfan60]

Originally posted by kra_z_fool

You dont get the same effect from blasting motzart as you do some screaming power-chorded music...

exactly..thnx

[i like tictacs]

Dirt sometimes I agree with you but it doesn't take a smart person to figure out that your elected "reviewers" (:rolleyes: ) suck.

[kra_z_fool]

Originally posted by i like tictacs
Dirt sometimes I agree with you but it doesn't take a smart person to figure out that your elected "reviewers" (:rolleyes: ) suck.

[BigDumbBoris]

I changed my mind. My top 5 are:
Phil Collins
Insane Clown Posse
Chuck Mangione
Leann Rhymes
and the lion king soundtrack

[GranDream]

I'VE BEEN SKIPPED:bawling:

O well, I'll try again

Sevendust
Evanescence
Seether
Shinedown
Korn


Still waiting for that emotional flogging....

[Acuraintegra94]

again..

HIMSA
BLEEDING THROUGH
UNEARTH
THE AGONY SCENE
BLACK DAHLIA MURDER

[paintballer42o]

Linkin Park
Incubus
Bob Marley
Nelly
Disturbed

[tippmann3221]

Originally posted by tippmann3221
Hopesfall
Mogwai
Gruvis Malt
Postman Syndrome
APC

(im just throwing a few out there)

for some reason, i like this thread. even if i do get burnt

yeah, im bumping this back up. oh and ill throw The Mars Volta in there too.

[Acuraintegra94]

mars volta...dont the have like 15 minute songs?

[AngelsHolocaust]

Originally posted by Echoes

Slipknot? Screaming, more screaming...and some power chords. And lots of banging.


i dont get why so many people bash slipknot..alright..so iowa was a piece of crap..and they suck live..but i dunno..i did go through a phase myself where i thought they were crap..but im a big fan now..you should check out their new cd..its a bit more diverse than the previous 2, their acoustic stuff is just awesome in my opinion..but they play music how i like it..heavy and fast

[Downfall08]

Holocast your right. Iowa could be the worst CD ever but the first one with Corey wasn't so bad and this recent one is very good IMO. It seems like they're trying to be a bit more mainstream to me, with some acoustic songs and the no cussing thing. Anyway listen to their new CD. You may still hate them but you never know

[Mr. Lahey]

Frank Zappa
Big Sugar
The Chemical Brothers
Beck
Oasis



The best list so far:cool:

[diablo0402]

Originally posted by Mr. Lahey
Frank ZappaDefinitely good stuff, but I've never really heard much of the others.

Where is Dirt? He obviously got past his 10 ppd and only 1 of his appointed reviewers has reviewed 1 post.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Fultu45
Let's See....

The Roots
Jurassic 5
A Tribe Called Quest
Blackalicious
Hieroglyphics


i'm back!

the last three choices are top notch. I'm a huge Hieroglyphics fan.

The Roots are mediocre at best (though the fact that they play their own insturments is a plus) and Juraasic Five are terrible. People always complain about rappers only rhyming about hoes and cars, well bragging about not doing drugs and not using profanity is even worse.

remember kids!

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/itsnotstevecuff/Ice-Cube_-B-Real.jpg

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Winchester
My *** got skipped beside i got some new stuff

#1 Lil' Flip
#2 Paul Wall
#3 SPM
#4 Swisha House
#5 Fat Pat

Idk care i will still listen to my music. Best music in the world


i've never heard of any of this, so i'm just going to give some suggestions.

Kool Keith
MF Doom
A Tribe Called Quest
Public Enemy
Aesop Rock

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by tippmann3221


yeah, im bumping this back up. oh and ill throw The Mars Volta in there too.


Hopesfall
Mogwai
Gruvis Malt
Postman Syndrome
APC


Hopesfall, is boring tough guys hardcore slicked over and shined up by pretty emo kids. This is generic and boring. A million bands sound like this.

Mogwai is amazing, good pick. "Young Team" is still one of my favorites cds.

Gruvis Malt: Once upon a time, about 3 years back, Dirtmcgirt went to go see The White Stripes at the State Theater. While I was waiting in line to get in, some white guy with dreadlocks handed me a Gruvis Malt demo and a bunch of stickers. Because of the odd shape of the stickers I was able to put a HUGE sticker ***** on the large glass window of the state theater. It was beautiful, a perfect sticker ***** in every way shape and form. After the show I popped in the demo. Very forgetable jazzy rock. These dudes probably listen to 311 and this is their idea of "different" and "experimental" yawn.

A Perfect Circle is decent, but really just diet tool in the end.

The Mars Volta is a good band, much better than Sparta, but their full length is just too self indulgent and overwhelming.

overall your taste gets a C+. Now go and buy the new Sonic Youth record. Now.

[green_goblin]

my current playlist:
beloved, blindside, embraced, further seems
forever, poison the well, stretch arm strong, thursday, soul
embraced, demon hunter, zao, living sacrifice, hopesfall, still
breathing, haste the day, agony scene, in flames,
gnashing of teeth, norma jean, as I lay dying, extol, prevail, sinai
beach, underoath, pennywise, strung out, minor threat, officer
negative, avenged sevenfold, thrice, killswitch engage

im well aware that theres some variance of genre on the list .. its more of a compilation of favorites.. punk hxc metal what-have-you..
erg also doesnt really follow the rules of 5 bands .. but im tired so ignore the post if you want

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Acuraintegra94
again..

HIMSA
BLEEDING THROUGH
UNEARTH
THE AGONY SCENE
BLACK DAHLIA MURDER

I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU ENJOY GENERIC TOUGH GUY "CHUGGA CHUGGA" HARDCORE. DO ALL HARDCORE KIDS TYPE IN CAPS? JUST CURIOUS. GET IN THE PIT AND DANCE IT UP YEAH! EARTH CRISIS INVENTED MUSIC IN 1993. GROOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!

ok i'm done. this is some pretty bland stuff here buddy. no diversity at all. I live 30 minutes from Detroit so i've had to sit through the Black Dahlia Murder many a times as an opening act for bands that don't suck. These guys jock At The Gates so bad its crazy. The best part is nobody around here seems to notice. Seriously though, go download some songs by At The Gates and then kick yourself for allowing the wool to be pulled over your eyes.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by green_goblin
my current playlist:


anberlin, beloved, blindside, embraced, further seems
forever, poison the well, stretch arm strong, thursday, soul
embraced, demon hunter, zao, living sacrifice, hopesfall, still
breathing, haste the day, agony scene, in flames,
gnashing of teeth, norma jean, as I lay dying, extol, prevail, sinai
beach, underoath, pennywise, strung out, minor threat, officer
negative, avenged sevenfold, thrice, killswitch engage



emo and emetal.

listen to The Dillinger Escape Plan and Born Against (more traditional hardcore). lose the thursday records too. that dude cries on stage. not rock n' roll at all. Listen to At The Drive In instead.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Mr. Lahey
Frank Zappa
Big Sugar
The Chemical Brothers
Beck
Oasis



The best list so far:cool:


i can tell you're a white man, but this is a solid list of cracker music. good job.

[DirtMcgirt]

ok before I go back to letting you know why you suck...


if I skipped over you, bump your post up. i'm too lazy to dig through nine pages to reply to everything.

Also i've noticed a lot of Metalica and Red Hot Chili Peppers... so i'm going to cover them right now.

First we'll take on Bro-talica. This is dopey inbred trailor park metal for people who drive trucks that have calvin pissing on random japanese companies and/or liberal politicians. When I was 12 me and my friend used to sit in his older brothers room and listen to "Kill em' All" and "Ride The Lightning" back then they were great, but again I was 12. The music these guys play just appeals to a lower IQ, period. Everything they do is just so straight forward and average it's amazing. At least back in the 80's they knew how to rock out. Everything they've done post "...And Justice For All" is terrible, with St. Anger being the peak of this atrocious radio friendly noise. I have never heard drums recorded worse. They sound like trash can lids. and lars is a douche.

RHCP: This is smelly white man funk. Anthony Kiedis can't sing and the drummer looks like Will Ferral which is just wierd. Thank god they have Flea and Johnny Fru to hold them together. By listening to the Chili Peppers and avoiding John Fruciante's solo work, you're just cheating yourself. Use your copy of "Californication" as a coaster and pick up his new record.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by GranDream
I'VE BEEN SKIPPED:bawling:

O well, I'll try again

Sevendust
Evanescence
Seether
Shinedown
Korn


Still waiting for that emotional flogging....


TURN OFF YOUR RADIO.

Buy the new Icarus Line record. It's angry and doesn't suck. I know you really like bad angry music a lot, but it's time to let go.

[green_goblin]

thx for the response.. ill check em out
as a side note.. sorry if i missed it but have you posted your top5 :)

[Brock]

Breaking Benjamin
Lacuna Coil
In Flames
A Perfect Cricle
Linkin Park

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by i like tictacs


Bela Fleck and The Flecktones
The Victor Wooten Band
Dave Matthews Band
Bruce Springsteen and the East Street Band
REM


Your list screams one thing at me: Average.

3 of these bands I don't care enough about, or hate enough to really critisize. So i'll just focus on picking apart REM and Dave Mathews.

Thanks to inflections of funk and world music, Dave Mathews makes honkies feel like they're being adventurous. oh boy!
Dave and his boys are no slouches when it comes to playing their insturments but that can only take you so far. It seems post grateful dead, a number of people seem to think aimless pseudo-jazz influenced jams are the height of musicianship. At least dave can write a concise song, which is more than I can say for any other jam band out there. but being a jam band that's capable of writing a concise pop song doesn't make you good, it makes you The Spin Doctors. Dave just needs a wacky child molester beard like their singer. And hey, his band already has some token black dudes! AWESOME! I've said it before and I'll say it again. Rock music needs to excite, I want to hear something so distinct that it can change the face of music. DAVE MATHEWS IS BORING AND HAS NO SOUL. I could give you a list a mile long of inovative acoustic artists that are actually furthering music.

REM: I will admit their early albums from the 80's were quite inovative and different, given the time period. But, again (and honestly I always thought you liked this band) REM has solidified itself as one of the most boring bland bands ever. Your musical taste is the equivelant of warm vanilla pudding. You can't break windows, pick up hookers, and sniff white gold off of their tits while listening to "Everybody Hurts".

Listen to Bob Dylan, Devendra Banhart, and Sonic Youth. All off these are right up your alley and actually don't suck.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by green_goblin
thx for the response.. ill check em out
as a side note.. sorry if i missed it but have you posted your top5 :)

I did Indeed. page 2 or 3 I think.


also, because this is my thread, i'm adding a sixth band to my list: Of Montreal.

I want all of you kids to go and dowload their new album "Satanic Panic In The Attic" right now and try to tell me it's not the most infectious and catchy thing you've ever heard. "Lysergic Bliss" is one of the greatest pop songs ever written, period.

[lochnessmonster]

My ska emo pop rock tastes have not been annihilated yet.
Reel Big Fish
Lucky Boys Confusion
Fall Out Boy
Queen
Yellowcard

[Acuraintegra94]

checked At The Gates..badness...good one..

do you like Sworn Enemy?

Nodes of Ranvier?

[FalloutMan]

Originally posted by FalloutMan
Van Halen

Springsteen

Stone Temple Pilots (along with GNR and Velvet Revolver, but i like STP the most so thats the one i count)

Tool

and U2


im guessing you skipped me im lost as to what page you left off on lol (and i cut out all the random comments this time)

[JaremyRykker]

In order of my opinion of them. Some of them are a little less known or there might be multiples with the same name, so I'll just list some names with them.

The Church (Kilbey, Piper, Koppes, Powles)
Coldplay
The Cure

And occassionally, some U2, Beatles, *early* REM, and Hot Hot Heat.

[Juvenile]

Originally posted by Juvenile
In Flames
As I Lay Dying
At The Gates
Into Eternity
Opeth
Nothingface
Lamb of God
Children of Bodom
Unearth
A7X
Chimaira
Fear Factory

On the lighter side, I am known to listen to Smile Empty Soul, Strata, and Breaking Benjamin...

EDIT:

Come on man...

[kra_z_fool]

Originally posted by kra_z_fool
Beatles
Crosby Stills Nash and Young
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Fleetwood Mac
Waiting for constructive criticism and new suggestions.

[Fultu45]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt



i'm back!

the last three choices are top notch. I'm a huge Hieroglyphics fan.

The Roots are mediocre at best (though the fact that they play their own insturments is a plus) and Juraasic Five are terrible. People always complain about rappers only rhyming about hoes and cars, well bragging about not doing drugs and not using profanity is even worse.



I guess your J5 arguement is kinda valid, but as for The Roots, have you listened to all their albums? I mean Phrenology was pretty weak but going back to Illadelph and Do you Want More, that stuff is genius. Way better then Hiero's new stuff. Full Circle is pure garbage

[Mojo]

Originally posted by Mojo
I like a wide variety of music so my list will look weird.

(In no particular order)

Credence Clearwater Revival
Wu-Tang Clan
Nature
Mobb Deep
Kurupt

I'm not sure if mine was skipped but I never saw a reply...so here.

Also I edited it a skoshe.

[Fultu45]

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mojo

Credence Clearwater Revival
Wu-Tang Clan
MxPx
Mobb Deep
Kurupt

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



This list started pretty strong until you got to mxpx. The only thing worse than pop punk is jesus pop punk. Christian music in general is the absolute worst thing ever (I can go into a nice rant about that if someone wants…). You like a lot of rap too, so I suggest you go out and buy every album by A Tribe Called Quest. Do it.



He already got you

[JaremyRykker]

Originally posted by Mojo


I'm not sure if mine was skipped but I never saw a reply...so here.

Also I edited it a skoshe.

You were replied to. Check back through the threads. I think he had you in a set with several others.

[acdave]

Originally posted by acdave
Here it goes.

Weezer
Nirvana
teh guns & roses
rob zombie
beasite boys

Quite a combo huh:P

You skipped me.

[bulldog86]

Originally posted by bulldog86
At point guard: Five Iron Frenzy
At shooting guard: Brave Saint Saturn
At wing: Steve Miller Band
At forward: Watashi Wa
At center: The Who

6th man: Creedence Clearwater Revival

[hybrid-sniper]

Originally posted by hybrid-sniper
Opeth
Shadows Fall
Sepultura
Blood for Blood
Dillinger Escape Plan


Differs from day to day, usually theres some Iron Maiden, Millencolin, Tool, Soulfly and Icarus Line in there.
Bump this up

[Lt. A. Marshall]

i'm pretty sure you skipped mine...so here we go again.

Between the Buried and Me
Broken Social Scene
Sunny Day Real Estate
The Weakerthans
Pretty Girls Make Graves

[dubis07]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt
Here's how we're going to do this:

Name your top 5 favorite bands/artists. Then, i'll let you know why your music is stupid and boring, and based on your tastes, I will suggest good music.

This is constructive criticism. You will be a better person after you leave this thread. Don't try to flame/outwit me. It won't happen. Do a search. I don't lose arguments.

Looks like you got someone to argue with because this is not constructive criticism. Why do you feel that you can change who a person is make them a better person. I can tell you one thing, if you trapped me in a room and instead of playing my usual rap and rock and put on classical, I think I would take a speaker and bash it over your head. Now, that didnt make me a better person did it?

[Lt. A. Marshall]

I'm pretty sure he over exaggerated the point that in him changing your musical taste it would in fact make you a better person...I.E. SARCASM

[JaremyRykker]

Originally posted by dubis07


Looks like you got someone to argue with because this is not constructive criticism. Why do you feel that you can change who a person is make them a better person. I can tell you one thing, if you trapped me in a room and instead of playing my usual rap and rock and put on classical, I think I would take a speaker and bash it over your head. Now, that didnt make me a better person did it?

Actually, I think Dubis could learn a great deal from classical as regards popular music. The great classics are still known because they weren't just "music", but they very well became "art". There is a big difference between Blink 182 and Tchaikovsky, and it is not merely musical styles. Listen to the intricacies of Tchaikovsky. The passion and the blood that went into that work, especially once compared to Blink 182. There is no comparison.

Perhaps you will never like Tchaikovsky, and I am not a big fan of him myself. However, he will very certainly teach you a lot about what makes music an art, rather than just another venue for easy money. Blink 182 isn't in it for the love or for the creation of something greater than themselves. In fact, they like many others are merely in it for the fame and fortune, and this is where they fall. However, in listening to some classical every now and then, it helps to remind me that music is an art, and I seek out bands that display this. Not what I term as "musical masturbation" that is the likes of Blink 182 and their many look-alike wankers. I have found many that show great depth and quality.

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt
Here's how we're going to do this:

Name your top 5 favorite bands/artists. Then, i'll let you know why your music is stupid and boring, and based on your tastes, I will suggest good music.

This is constructive criticism. You will be a better person after you leave this thread. Don't try to flame/outwit me. It won't happen. Do a search. I don't lose arguments.

What I feel he actually meant by you being a better person and changing your music tastes is not that he will change your tastes. DirtMcGirt is not here to make you like rap, the Beatles, the stones, or Tchaikovsky. However, he will take a look at your musical likings, and then suggest artists in that area who actually create art, rather than just music.

[diablo0402]

You lazy bum, anyway...
Originally posted by DirtMcgirt

Once upon a time, about 3 years back, Dirtmcgirt went to go see The White Stripes at the State Theater.
Are you freakin kidding me? They suck, what the hell were you thinking?! And this is the person who "knows" all the good bands to listen to :rolleyes:

Since you skipped me...
(I tried to mix up my preferences, so none are really the same type of music)lately...

Phil Keaggy (I believe it was Eric Clapton who claimed he was the best guitarist ever)
Joe Satriani
The Meters
Living Sacrifice
Liquid Tension Experiment

and bumped again since you're so lazy...
Christian music in general is the absolute worst thing ever (I can go into a nice rant about that if someone wants…).I'll take you up on that offer, lets hear it. I agree, I think most Christian music sucks, but there is some good stuff: Blindside, Project 86, Living Sacrifice, Phil Keaggy, Demon Hunter, Zao, Extol, and it appears As I Lay Dying is Christian too. There's also Switchfoot, Kutless, Relient K, Jars of Clay, Newsboys and POD.

Note: I don't even like or care for half of these bands, just pointing out some stuff I think many others would like.

[bad_brad]

Originally posted by bad_brad
In order:
Jimi Hendrix
Led Zepplin
Rolling Stones
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Pink Floyd

Recently I've been getting more into the bluesy side of rock...

[lucky7]

mine got skipped....so er hem:

metallica
black sabbath
ozzy
Ac/Dc
pink floyd
the offspring
GNR

eh a little tom petty....but not much

[Jackson]

What about these:

Dave Matthews Band
Guster
Ben Folds
Copeland
Jimmy Eat World


This should be interesting to see what you suggest....:)

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by paintballer42o
Linkin Park
Incubus
Bob Marley
Nelly
Disturbed
up up up

[mitchh]

ok...here goes

in no order:

rancid
nofx
nirvana
velvet revolver
staind

[kimosabe04]

assorted drum n' bass
operation ivy
the germs
black flag
chocking victim
rage against the machine
fugazi
social distortion

[PartySquirrel]

Sublime
Rolling Stones
Doors
Modest Mouse
Mozart
Beethoven
Queen
Stooges

[tippmann3221]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt
overall your taste gets a C+. Now go and buy the new Sonic Youth record. Now.

alright, ill check that out.

[Empyreal Rogue]

I'm interested in seeing what Dirt has to say about mine.

No particular order:

Dillinger Escape Plan
TooL
Emil Bulls
Lostprophets (Old stuff only, the new stuff is kind poppy rock. :\)
The Misfits

Lets see what you have to say about that. :P

[EDIT]
I bumped mine up. I didn't want to but since everyone else is if I didn't I'd get skipped. :\

[p8ntballkid]

best bands of all time. not matter what u say these 5 bands are theeeeee best. in no particular order.

metallica
9in nails
tool
godsmack
nirvana

[knuckhead09]

Blar. here she goes:

Killswitch Engage
Godflesh
Sepultera
Megadeth
Dark Tranquility

Have at me, if you dare.

[GranDream]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt



TURN OFF YOUR RADIO.

Buy the new Icarus Line record. It's angry and doesn't suck. I know you really like bad angry music a lot, but it's time to let go.


I knew when I put Korn down there that I was just asking for it:laugh: Couldn't think of a 5th, and they were my favorite band when I was 13, so I just put them.


Turn off my radio? I don't get that comment. Are you saying those bands are overplayed or something?

Rather than wasting everyones time by saying why I don't think that those bands are 'bad angry music'(other than Korn, Seether's angry, but they have a calmness to them) other than I think they aren't, but it's all opinion, so it's all good:peace:

I'll be sure to check out Icarus Line, thanks!

Looking back, this post is a waste of everyone's time, sorry:P

[JaremyRykker]

DirtMcGirt is telling you that your list of bands is completely overplayed, oversexed, and not nearly as good as its cracked up to be.

[knuckhead09]

Originally posted by JaremyRykker
DirtMcGirt is telling you that your list of bands is completely overplayed, oversexed, and not nearly as good as its cracked up to be.

Is that for GranDream? Pretty sure it is...

[Canadia_PBaller]

BEST BANDS EVAR!!!

Nelly(the rapper)
Justin Timberlake
Britteny Spears
Christina Aguleria(sp?)
50 Cent

[Crash Danger]

I'm pretty sure "bands" wouldn't even apply, let alone "best"

[lochnessmonster]

Bump:
Reel Big Fish
Lucky Boys Confusion
Fall Out Boy
Queen
Yellowcard

[KingThomasIV]

OBSO-LETED

[Maelstrom_01]

Originally posted by Maelstrom_01
Hard to pick just 5...

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones
Joe Satriani
Tool
Incubus
Nine Inch Nails

Bumped, just because I want to see what he has to say.

I'm also adding a second list, because... well, I want to.

Rage Against the Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Victor Wooten
Radiohead
Jimi Hendrix

[Adema3412]

Lets see

THURSDAY BIZNATCH!
The Mars Volta/At the Drive In/Sparta
Rise Against
Murder By Death
Cursive
Hot Hot Heat

[Canadia_PBaller]

Originally posted by Crash Danger
I'm pretty sure "bands" wouldn't even apply, let alone "best"


Sorry forgot to add the

[dubis07]

Originally posted by JaremyRykker


Actually, I think Dubis could learn a great deal from classical as regards popular music. The great classics are still known because they weren't just "music", but they very well became "art". There is a big difference between Blink 182 and Tchaikovsky, and it is not merely musical styles. Listen to the intricacies of Tchaikovsky. The passion and the blood that went into that work, especially once compared to Blink 182. There is no comparison.

Perhaps you will never like Tchaikovsky, and I am not a big fan of him myself. However, he will very certainly teach you a lot about what makes music an art, rather than just another venue for easy money. Blink 182 isn't in it for the love or for the creation of something greater than themselves. In fact, they like many others are merely in it for the fame and fortune, and this is where they fall. However, in listening to some classical every now and then, it helps to remind me that music is an art, and I seek out bands that display this. Not what I term as "musical masturbation" that is the likes of Blink 182 and their many look-alike wankers. I have found many that show great depth and quality.



I knew there was sarcasm I just didnt like how he replied to each user and said the music sucks, no matter what it was, doesnt make sense. Andhe kept sayin the same thing. I think it was something like "turn off the radio."

And I do not believe that I would learn anything from listening to classical music. Ever heard the quote "Art is in the eye of the beholder"? Just as much thought went into music today. Maybe not work since we have technology to help us but definetly thought.

Sorry guys, I jsut don't like to be told what to do or what to think. My opinion is my opinion so **** OFF, lol jk.

[hybrid-sniper]

Originally posted by hybrid-sniper
Originally posted by hybrid-sniper
Opeth
Shadows Fall
Sepultura
Blood for Blood
Dillinger Escape Plan


Differs from day to day, usually theres some Iron Maiden, Millencolin, Tool, Soulfly and Icarus Line in there.
Bump this up

Bump this up again.

[i like tictacs]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt


Your list screams one thing at me: Average.

3 of these bands I don't care enough about, or hate enough to really critisize. So i'll just focus on picking apart REM and Dave Mathews.

Thanks to inflections of funk and world music, Dave Mathews makes honkies feel like they're being adventurous. oh boy!
Dave and his boys are no slouches when it comes to playing their insturments but that can only take you so far. It seems post grateful dead, a number of people seem to think aimless pseudo-jazz influenced jams are the height of musicianship. At least dave can write a concise song, which is more than I can say for any other jam band out there. but being a jam band that's capable of writing a concise pop song doesn't make you good, it makes you The Spin Doctors. Dave just needs a wacky child molester beard like their singer. And hey, his band already has some token black dudes! AWESOME! I've said it before and I'll say it again. Rock music needs to excite, I want to hear something so distinct that it can change the face of music. DAVE MATHEWS IS BORING AND HAS NO SOUL. I could give you a list a mile long of inovative acoustic artists that are actually furthering music.

REM: I will admit their early albums from the 80's were quite inovative and different, given the time period. But, again (and honestly I always thought you liked this band) REM has solidified itself as one of the most boring bland bands ever. Your musical taste is the equivelant of warm vanilla pudding. You can't break windows, pick up hookers, and sniff white gold off of their tits while listening to "Everybody Hurts".

Listen to Bob Dylan, Devendra Banhart, and Sonic Youth. All off these are right up your alley and actually don't suck.

I have listened to Dylan. He is ok. Some is good, some sucks. That's just my current top five. Once again you missed the mark on DMB. " DAVE MATHEWS IS BORING AND HAS NO SOUL." Dirt I really thought you might have known something from this thread, but you lost everything with this sucker comment. He has more soul then the Alabama Tabernacle Choir. Boring? It's obvious you haven't heard anything but radio hits, and yes, "The Space Between" is a little on the boring end. Seriously, this comment couldn't be more off the mark. Isn't it true that you should know about something before pretending you know what you're talking about? Give up your lame and tired DMB arguments of being "boring and soulless." To further back up my points, I'll take this quote from "Guitar World Acoustic" magazine. "As usual, we at GWA are very prouid to feature Dave Matthews on our cover. His most recent album- and first solo venture- is called Some Devil, and while it is hard to associate the still baby-faced Matthews with the Prince of Darkness, it must be acknowledged that he's come up with one hellacious achievement. Everything about the record - the mature lyrical subject matter, the brilliat acoustic and electric playing, the adventuresome arrangements- suggest that Matthews, at age 37, is in a creative zone. He is more articulate then ever, as demonstrated by Tom Moore's excellent interview with the artist. Acoustic music is enjoying a renaissance, and it is a pleasure to see that the man most responsible for this is not only persevering but also discovering new realms of personal expression." So down the crapper goes your "Rock music needs to excite, I want to hear something so distinct that it can change the face of music. DAVE MATHEWS IS BORING AND HAS NO SOUL. I could give you a list a mile long of inovative acoustic artists that are actually furthering music" argument.

Secondly I don't even think you have heard of the Flecktones, Victor Wooten, or have listened to Springsteen. If you think Wooten and/or the flecktones is bad music, man, I'm sorry but you just keep digging yourself a deeper hole. You wouldn't know talent if your front axle was over it.

[Winchester]

OK dirt didnt know my stuff so word to your mother

BUT LIL FLIP is #1
1. Gorillazas
2.Tu pac
3. Jimi Hendrix experience
4. Biggie
5. three six mafia

[coastal B Toad]

1. dead kennedys
2. pennywise
3. in flames
4. hopesfall
5. billy talent

[JackSwitchBlade]

This stuff changes based on how fast I discover new stuff. In no order:

Armin Van Buuren
!!!
Home Video
DykeHouse
Modest Mouse

[diablo0402]

Originally posted by i like tictacs
You wouldn't know talent if your front axle was over it. Hey what do you expect, he likes the white stripes :rolleyes:

[acdave]

Weezer
Nirvana
teh guns & roses
rob zombie
rage against the machine.

up it again :tup:

[Spinach]

MC Hammer
Guns n roses
Rolling Stones
Wipers
Uhh Vanilla Ice?

[Evil Paint]

alright mine are
Three days grace
offspring
Linkin Park
lostprophets
Nickelback

[valleypaintball]

no particular order


AC/DC
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Guns and Roses
Pink Floyd
Yellowcard

[Acuraintegra94]

Originally posted by Adema3412
Lets see

THURSDAY BIZNATCH!
The Mars Volta/At the Drive In/Sparta
Rise Against
Murder By Death
Cursive
Hot Hot Heat

thursday is soo horrible...how can oyu like those guys..ewe

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by paintballer42o
Linkin Park
The Offspring
Bob Marley
Nelly
Disturbed
up once again

[Acuraintegra94]

if you just had bob marley up there it wuld be tight..but those other bands...:eyes: ...especially disturbed

[GranDream]

Sorry, Dirt, but you seem to have misjudged my tastes. I downloaded a couple of songs off The Icarus Line and I felt like my ears were being assaulted. Maybe I do like angry music, but only angry lyrics, but even then, I would describe most of them as depressed rather than angry. What you suggested to me was a guy yelling so I could barely understand him. If I truly wanted that, I would break out my old Slipknot album. I like melodic music, Which is why I like Sevendust and Evanescence, their singers have pleasent voices and I can always understand what they are singing.
Seether and Shinedown's singers aren't quite as good, but they work well with the instrumentals, and I like the way they sound. After thinking, Korn had no business on my top 5. Number 5, I think at this point and time, would be Hoobastank, but I'm sure you've dealt with them at least once before on this thread. The Icarus Line also had some bad song titles, such as "Virgin Velcro" and "Feed Your Cobra a Cat." I tried to find some less offensive sounding songs, but like I said, incoherent yelling, I've seriously heard better music from the crappy local bands that play at the community center. Would you like to try again at both telling me why my music sucks and what I should give a try?

[slushii]

The beatles
Radio head
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Muse

I like a variety.

[lochnessmonster]

Im anxious to get harassed
Reel Big Fish
Lucky Boys Confusion
Fall Out Boy
Queen
Yellowcard

[Hungry Ghost]

Quite varied, so Ill try a band or two from each genre I listen to.

A Tribe Called Quest
Some Wu-Tang
And for fun, Nappy Roots

Still Remains
As I Lay Dying
Children Of Bodom

Shostakovich
Bach

And then my random, ranging from radio rock to 80s
Billy Idol
Basement Jaxx
Frank Sinatra
Saves The Day, what can I say, I like some sappy emo?
And of course At The Drive In, classic stuff

Sorry its so many, but there is no way I can just knock it all down to five.

[Acuraintegra94]

good luck lochness...fall out boy..wow

[Lt. A. Marshall]

falloutboy may not have the best music, but like Story of the Year, they're stage presence is both fun and amazing. i saw them a couple months ago and what they lack in musicality, they make up for in massive amounts of energy.

oh and about thursday. please stop listening to "signals over the air" and pick up full collapse. i am too a huge fan of a7x and i think that thursday's sophomore release is one of the top ten mainstream albums in the past 3 years. full of original, catchy, yet dark riffs and down to the wire, thought provoking lyrics, this album is the epitome of whatever genre you want to put thursday in.

[ZacT26]

Linkin Park
CKY
AFI
Incubus
Disturbed

[SkunkTeeth]

Originally posted by ZacT26
Linkin Park
CKY
AFI
Incubus
Disturbed
OH MY

[Zell045]

Weezer
Foo Fighters
Lenny Kravitz
Nirvana
AC/DC

[i like tictacs]

Originally posted by GranDream
Sorry, Dirt, but you seem to have misjudged my tastes. I downloaded a couple of songs off The Icarus Line and I felt like my ears were being assaulted. Maybe I do like angry music, but only angry lyrics, but even then, I would describe most of them as depressed rather than angry. What you suggested to me was a guy yelling so I could barely understand him. If I truly wanted that, I would break out my old Slipknot album. I like melodic music, Which is why I like Sevendust and Evanescence, their singers have pleasent voices and I can always understand what they are singing.
Seether and Shinedown's singers aren't quite as good, but they work well with the instrumentals, and I like the way they sound. After thinking, Korn had no business on my top 5. Number 5, I think at this point and time, would be Hoobastank, but I'm sure you've dealt with them at least once before on this thread. The Icarus Line also had some bad song titles, such as "Virgin Velcro" and "Feed Your Cobra a Cat." I tried to find some less offensive sounding songs, but like I said, incoherent yelling, I've seriously heard better music from the crappy local bands that play at the community center. Would you like to try again at both telling me why my music sucks and what I should give a try?

Just stop listening to him because he's a conceited prick

[BigDumbBoris]

Hey Dirt McGirt, how can you judge other people's taste in music if you're going on tour with Insane Clown Posse and Vanilla Ice?

Ol' Dirty ******* will perform at the 5th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos, a 4 day Insane Clown Posse fan festival. The festival brings together the loyal fans of Insane Clone Posse. In addition to performances, autograph signings, a "live freak show," free tattoos and pro-wrestling matches take place.

Each night of the festival features a performance. Other confirmed artists include Kurupt, Tech N9ne, Wolfpac, DJ Swamp, Esham, Vanilla Ice and the Insane Clown Posse.

http://www.wutangcorp.com/index.php

Terrible.

[Hungry Ghost]

Originally posted by BigDumbBoris
Hey Dirt McGirt, how can you judge other people's taste in music if you're going on tour with Insane Clown Posse and Vanilla Ice?


http://www.wutangcorp.com/index.php

Terrible.

:tup:

[Brock]

Originally posted by GranDream
Sorry, Dirt, but you seem to have misjudged my tastes. I downloaded a couple of songs off The Icarus Line and I felt like my ears were being assaulted. Maybe I do like angry music, but only angry lyrics, but even then, I would describe most of them as depressed rather than angry. What you suggested to me was a guy yelling so I could barely understand him. If I truly wanted that, I would break out my old Slipknot album. I like melodic music, Which is why I like Sevendust and Evanescence, their singers have pleasent voices and I can always understand what they are singing.
Seether and Shinedown's singers aren't quite as good, but they work well with the instrumentals, and I like the way they sound. After thinking, Korn had no business on my top 5. Number 5, I think at this point and time, would be Hoobastank, but I'm sure you've dealt with them at least once before on this thread. The Icarus Line also had some bad song titles, such as "Virgin Velcro" and "Feed Your Cobra a Cat." I tried to find some less offensive sounding songs, but like I said, incoherent yelling, I've seriously heard better music from the crappy local bands that play at the community center. Would you like to try again at both telling me why my music sucks and what I should give a try?

If you like melodic music, check out lacuna coil. (Coma lies is their best album)

[kra_z_fool]

Originally posted by kra_z_fool
Beatles
Crosby Stills Nash and Young
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Fleetwood Mac

[knuckhead09]

Originally posted by knuckhead09
Blar. here she goes:

Killswitch Engage
Godflesh
Sepultera
Megadeth
Dark Tranquility

Have at me, if you dare.

You still at your 10ppd?

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Hungry Ghost


:tup:


because 36 chambers is the greatest hip hop album ever recorded so I can go on tour with michael bolton if I feel like it.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by GranDream
Sorry, Dirt, but you seem to have misjudged my tastes. I downloaded a couple of songs off The Icarus Line and I felt like my ears were being assaulted. Maybe I do like angry music, but only angry lyrics, but even then, I would describe most of them as depressed rather than angry. What you suggested to me was a guy yelling so I could barely understand him. If I truly wanted that, I would break out my old Slipknot album. I like melodic music, Which is why I like Sevendust and Evanescence, their singers have pleasent voices and I can always understand what they are singing.
Seether and Shinedown's singers aren't quite as good, but they work well with the instrumentals, and I like the way they sound. After thinking, Korn had no business on my top 5. Number 5, I think at this point and time, would be Hoobastank, but I'm sure you've dealt with them at least once before on this thread. The Icarus Line also had some bad song titles, such as "Virgin Velcro" and "Feed Your Cobra a Cat." I tried to find some less offensive sounding songs, but like I said, incoherent yelling, I've seriously heard better music from the crappy local bands that play at the community center. Would you like to try again at both telling me why my music sucks and what I should give a try?


perhaps I misjudged and threw you into something a little too punk rock-ish.

try downloading "Here Comes The Rome Plow" by Drive Like Jehu.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by lochnessmonster
Im anxious to get harassed
Reel Big Fish
Lucky Boys Confusion
Fall Out Boy
Queen
Yellowcard


you need a Y chromosome.

listen to The Atomic Numbers, The Exploding Hearts, and The Ponys

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by i like tictacs


I have listened to Dylan. He is ok. Some is good, some sucks. That's just my current top five. Once again you missed the mark on DMB. " DAVE MATHEWS IS BORING AND HAS NO SOUL." Dirt I really thought you might have known something from this thread, but you lost everything with this sucker comment. He has more soul then the Alabama Tabernacle Choir. Boring? It's obvious you haven't heard anything but radio hits, and yes, "The Space Between" is a little on the boring end. Seriously, this comment couldn't be more off the mark. Isn't it true that you should know about something before pretending you know what you're talking about? Give up your lame and tired DMB arguments of being "boring and soulless." To further back up my points, I'll take this quote from "Guitar World Acoustic" magazine. "As usual, we at GWA are very prouid to feature Dave Matthews on our cover. His most recent album- and first solo venture- is called Some Devil, and while it is hard to associate the still baby-faced Matthews with the Prince of Darkness, it must be acknowledged that he's come up with one hellacious achievement. Everything about the record - the mature lyrical subject matter, the brilliat acoustic and electric playing, the adventuresome arrangements- suggest that Matthews, at age 37, is in a creative zone. He is more articulate then ever, as demonstrated by Tom Moore's excellent interview with the artist. Acoustic music is enjoying a renaissance, and it is a pleasure to see that the man most responsible for this is not only persevering but also discovering new realms of personal expression." So down the crapper goes your "Rock music needs to excite, I want to hear something so distinct that it can change the face of music. DAVE MATHEWS IS BORING AND HAS NO SOUL. I could give you a list a mile long of inovative acoustic artists that are actually furthering music" argument.

Secondly I don't even think you have heard of the Flecktones, Victor Wooten, or have listened to Springsteen. If you think Wooten and/or the flecktones is bad music, man, I'm sorry but you just keep digging yourself a deeper hole. You wouldn't know talent if your front axle was over it.



so a magezine says dave mathews is good, so he must be right? and if rolling stone gives limp bizkit a perfect score on their new album does that make fred durst the savior of modern music? no.

I never said the flecktones were bad, I respect them but they're not my thing. end of story. Bruce has never made a 100% solid record in his life and is more of a singles artist than anything. I've never heard victor wooton, but i never said anything bad about him, did I?

The thing you're missing here tic tacs is that music is not a 1 dimensional thing. Joe satriani is argueably the greatest living guitar player (not in my opinion, but hey...). However he plays stupid sleazy cock rock. I don't care how great of a musician you are, it's so much more than that. If you thing a song has to be complicated or an artist has to just ooze with guitar playing talent in order to be considered "good" I highly suggest you turn in that bass of yours for a shovel because you don't deserve to play music.

[paintthrower05]

Dude you better have a mod close this b4 your hands fall off from typing so many replys!:)

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by hybrid-sniper
Originally posted by hybrid-sniper
Opeth
Shadows Fall
Sepultura
Blood for Blood
Dillinger Escape Plan


Differs from day to day, usually theres some Iron Maiden, Millencolin, Tool, Soulfly and Icarus Line in there.
Bump this up


lose some of that greasey black hair down to your asscrack metal and listen to

The Jesus Lizard (i'd suggest downloading the song "mouth breather") and Drive Like Jehu ("Bullet Train To Vegas", "Caress", "Here Comes The Rome Plow")

if you dig hardcore ala the Dillinger Escape Plan check out Botch and Playing Enemy. You may also like Norma Jean, however, i'm not a big fan. Hardcore bores me.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Adema3412
Lets see

THURSDAY BIZNATCH!
The Mars Volta/At the Drive In/Sparta
Rise Against
Murder By Death
Cursive
Hot Hot Heat


cute user name...


ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is a young boy who used to really like nu metal and then jumped teh trend train to radio friendly emo. some of this list is alright, but its really lacking variety. For christ sake stop listening to Hot Hot Heat. They support dudes wearing girl pants and trucker hats.

go download "Back Of A Taxi" and "The One Condition" by Your Enemies Friends

in fact anyone who likes good keyboard driven rock should. these guys will tear your face off.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Maelstrom_01


Bumped, just because I want to see what he has to say.

I'm also adding a second list, because... well, I want to.

Rage Against the Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Victor Wooten
Radiohead
Jimi Hendrix


some good stuff, and some acceptable stuff, nothing terrible. Your list is just really average. If you like Tool, listen to my friend's band. The singer has massive hard on for Maynard.

http://www.purevolume.com/seedofbeing

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Winchester
OK dirt didnt know my stuff so word to your mother

BUT LIL FLIP is #1
1. Gorillazas
2.Tu pac
3. Jimi Hendrix experience
4. Biggie
5. three six mafia


decent list.

Del The Funky Homosapian (guy that raps in Gorillaz) is a far better solo artist. You should also check out his alter ego "Deltron 3030". If you dig that style of rhyming download some tracks by Kool Keith and Dan The Automater as well.

Three Six has put out a ton of weak albums and only has maybe 1 or 2 that are really worth owning.

the rest gets my seal of approvel.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by paintballer42o

up once again

Linkin Park
The Offspring
Bob Marley
Nelly
Disturbed




really bad radio rock/rap and bob marly.

The Offspring probably bugs me the most. If you're 30 and singing about skateboards, it's time to throw in the towel.

Bob marly bugs me too, because even though hes a great musician I can never listen to him. All i can thing of when i hear him are stupid white pseudo-rastafarians with that big bob marley poster where hes smoking a fat joint that everyone has. Bob must be rolling in his grave knowing that hes the soundtrack to date raping and keg stands at the beta kappa phi house.




KEEP UPPING YOUR THREADS IF YOU WANT A RESPONSE.

I want to get to all of you but (gasp!) I have a life and a girlfriend and a job. many of you should look into getting these things.

[THE_Cobra58]

Originally posted by THE_Cobra58
Lacrimosa
Shape of Despair
Lake of Tears
Reggie and the Full Effect
Flux of Pink Indians

*Taps foot*
Thanks.

[Lt. A. Marshall]

Originally posted by Lt. A. Marshall
i'm pretty sure you skipped mine...so here we go again.

Between the Buried and Me
Broken Social Scene
Sunny Day Real Estate
The Weakerthans
Pretty Girls Make Graves

let's hear it.

[Spinach]

Originally posted by Spinach
MC Hammer
Guns n roses
Rolling Stones
Wipers
Uhh Vanilla Ice?

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by Lt. A. Marshall


let's hear it.

Between the Buried and Me
Broken Social Scene
Sunny Day Real Estate
The Weakerthans
Pretty Girls Make Graves


considering you were backing generic pop punk just a few short months ago, this is a vast improvement.

BSS is amazing, and everyone here should download a track or two by them. If you like them, you should also check out their other bands Stars and Metric.

Sunny Day is some of the only emo that I can stand. Diary is essential.

The Weakerthans are good, but not great. their new album puts me to sleep, but Left and Leaving is gold.

Pretty Girls Make Graves is the absolute worst **** ever. stupid indie rock flavor of the month riffs and the most obnoxious singer on the face of the planet. I had to actually leave the room when I saw them open for Your Enemies Friends two years ago.


you need to listen to "Neutral Milk Hotel", "...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead", "Grandaddy", "Television", and "Guided By Voices"

[pbnickk508]

slipknot
linken park
hoobastank
switchfoot
spoken(i bet you havent heard of them)