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clown_13_2001
07-12-2004, 10:48 AM
WARNING: KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.



I was getting my gun back to working from when it started farting all the time. Well it works now! I got this sudden ideo to put berries into my barrel and shoot them out because I didn't have any paintballs near by. These berries are not very big at all, maybe 2 cm's across. Well I shot one out in the direction of my friend because I thought that that little berry would just go right through the hole in the bolt. Well it didn't! It came flying out at 300fps. It hit him on his face. So he has a facefull of berries now. He rolled on the ground crying in pain for about 10 minutes. So I smacked him and told him to get up because it was just a berry. It is about 2 hours later and the welt has shown up. The person who got hit is on pbreview with the name Run_and_Hide if you want to pm him about it, he is lonely. Well here is the pic: http://img65.photobucket.com/albums/v199/clown_13_2001/matt_bright.jpg

dog-of-Dislexia
07-12-2004, 10:58 AM
...yeah...

Six Feet Under
07-12-2004, 11:00 AM
He wasn't wearing a mask?

You're a retard.

Jeezer
07-12-2004, 11:00 AM
dotdotdotdot

PeYToN-SS
07-12-2004, 11:01 AM
Too bad real life's quality control is worse than Kingman's.

cutomcocker1
07-12-2004, 11:11 AM
nice aim...i guess...

one ref at the local field shot another with a grape...point black...in the calf...he screamed, and cussed...

xXniTemAreXx
07-12-2004, 12:01 PM
lol. Next time dont aim for teh head, and can you get the pics working? I wanna see the welt lol.

clown_13_2001
07-12-2004, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by xXniTemAreXx
lol. Next time dont aim for teh head, and can you get the pics working? I wanna see the welt lol.

I wasn't aiming for his head. I was just pointing it at him. And the picture should be working. If not go to this (http://img65.photobucket.com/albums/v199/clown_13_2001/matt_bright.jpg) link.

thunderpig
07-12-2004, 12:47 PM
Grapes are more fun.

I mean....

Don't shoot at anyone not wearing a mask! And don't shoot anything out of your marker except for paintballs!

JGAC
07-12-2004, 01:13 PM
and shouldn't this be stories?

shortman506
07-12-2004, 01:16 PM
stories is pretty dead, i would have put it in here too.

dog-of-Dislexia
07-12-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by shortman506
stories is pretty dead, i would have put it in here too.

Stories is as active as OJ is innocent.

clown_13_2001
07-12-2004, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by shortman506
stories is pretty dead, i would have put it in here too.

That is the reason why I put it in general instead of stories.

darktrooper5
07-12-2004, 01:37 PM
wow the stupidity. both you and your freind. that kind of behavior gets people in trouble and hurt. Gives paintball a bad name sometimes. Too bad the berry didn't break in your gun and you had to clean the berry out of your gun.:eyes:

SinfulCindy
07-12-2004, 01:43 PM
I looked at the photo and thought it was that you popped a pimple/blackhead and wanted to show everyone on PBR... Then I read the story, so now I understand. :crazy:

Shame on you for shooting berries at 300 fps at your friend who wasn't wearing a mask. You could have hit him in the eye, it's so close to there, or you could have shot him up the nose, which is also near. And I'm not sure which one would've been worse. Both sound painful, lol.

Your friend has nice eyes. :)