Tips: How NOT to get shot in the balls...

[mInImAg169]

For all of you who get smacked in the daddy's frequently, the lifesaving thread.

Tell how we can protect the jewels to save some pain guys.

[marc]

i wear protection

honestly, it doesn't get in my way at all and i'm more confident when i'm moving up, or rushing the side lines

[ErgoDyNe]

become a woman... thatd be the best way although not my personal choice

[Pookister569]

well if u don't wear a cup, baggy pants is a must. cuz if u were wearing tight pants and u got shot in the nuts without a cup....... well u get the point.

[snipinhick]

try side steping into your opponite, less of a target, and your nuts are hidden behind your thighs

[JEDARAPA2]

Get one of those cheap 2-pod holders that has a strap that goes around you, and put the pods over where it counts.

[Shifty Capone]

i keep my elbows in, wear 2 boxers, and some baggy *** pants. just try to keep ur elbos tucked in so ya dont geet shot dere

[phatboy]

Dont expose them for more than 5 seconds.

[Mokushi Faitaa]

I've never been hit in the balls, but I did nail this one old guy in the nuts while bunkering him. How was I supposed to know he was sitting cross legged when I started shooting from over the top of his bunker?

[Killer Kat]

Yeah I'm guilty too, I haven't bought myself one yet, and I know I had better! But think of it this way. Ever been hit in the hand? That baby stings don't it! Well gettin hit in the gland has gotta be alot worse! Hey we all bought a mask to protect the big head right? Well I gonna do the same for the little guy too!

[Skribble]

I saw a guy with the cheap 2 pod holders in front .. I like that idea the best. Cups feel uncomfortable to me, but hey, they can be lifesavers.

[dkj1028]

i havent been able to find one yet but i am going to buy a soft cup
the hard one was two restricting

peace
Derek

[Platton*leader]

why is this even a discussion????!!!!! you dont have to be hit there to know it feels like hell is over you..............C'mon a cup is only like $ 10 bucks...........If youre too cheap to get one theres something wrong with you and if you think sidesteping or usings pods or keeping your elbows tight in, then youre either really brave or you aint got no cojones down there. Again I ask: Why is this even a discussion????!!!!!! Spending $ 10 bucks or rolling up on the ground screaming and crying like a 5 years old girl and waiting for an ambulance and cop to come?/........hmmmmm thats a big dilema.:P

[snipinhick]

He asked how not to get hit there, NOT what to wear to make it hurt less.....


(Mimic Court Hearing)

Your honor, I rest my case agents stupidity

[Squidboy]

I hit this dude in the nuts once, he couldn't move or breathe for a good thirty seconds, he almost cried. He was sitting on his feet with his knees on the ground and turned just in time to see me jump up and blast him in the nust and in the elbow (his body, not the gun part). Ouch.

[Predator]

It's just not worth not having any protections. I mean - really! Is it worth the pain? I accidentally shot a guy in the ol' jewels once and he dropped to the ground like a bag of sand. It wasn't a good experience!

[evansp]

Don't you feel guilty when you do that?

[Squidboy]

Not in the slightest, the man (or woman) played paintball, you shoot balls filled with paint at each other at 300fps! Accept the consequences of playing this game. Suck up, shut up, and move on!

[HaZrD Boy 00]

Ball Shots really hurt like hell so get a cup ... and wear it ... the one day i couldnt find my cup was the day i got a ball shot ... i thought i was dead for a second

[DontKillWhitey]

Well I was gonna buy a cup before i whent pbing but i asid screw it 1 day whont hurt. Well it did hurt for the rest of the day. Yep Got nailed in the balls whill flanking:( . Ouch!

[3Fingered Jack]

Well, somewhat baggy pants DO help. I was sitting behind my bunker waiting for a chance to move up. Out of nowhere I recieve fire from across the field, a good 40 yards away. I was sitting down with my legs folded under myself with my pants fanned out in the crotch, creating a little trampolene. I saw one shot coming and I had no time to move... I knew it was inevitable... it nailed me right in the nuts, but I heard a sort of "Pop!" and it bounces right off, almost at an angle of hitting me in the mask. I snuggled back into my bunker and started to laugh my *** off. It was one of those moments where all time comes to a stand still and you can look back on it as if it happened yesterday. Well, anyway I just had to tell you that story because everytime I think about it I giggle. Err, laugh.

[shocker622]

GET A SOFT CUP YOU DOPES!:laugh:

[ME]

Originally posted by HaZrD Boy 00
Ball Shots really hurt like hell so get a cup ... and wear it ... the one day i couldnt find my cup was the day i got a ball shot ... i thought i was dead for a second

Same thing happened to me i was playing against this dude at his house and we charged eachother and we were no joke like 8 feet apart and i lit him up pretty good and when he went to turn away cause i hit him in the neck he hit his trigger and let off three shots one on each thigh and one right on my right nutsticle it hurt and left a permanent pink stain on my underwear but i still played like 4 more games !!!!

[Darth Bagel]

heh, ive got you all beat. at one field i went to for a while a ref was sitting in the staging area, and some kid he was talking to was fixing his gun, so he had his barrel plug out. the ref tells him to put the plug in if the barrel is on the gun, and a few seconds after he says this, bang! gun goes off, less than a foot from his nuts. he was on the ground for quite a while.

[ME]

the ref or the kid

[Darth Bagel]

the ref. the next weekend he was the friggin barrel plug nazi.

[xXAFireInsideXx]

AND I BRING YOU-------
THE SUPER MEGA ULTIMATE WONDERFUL BALLS-SAVING PAIN-SPARING PAINT BOUNCING THINGIE!!!!.
well, there's my great intro. anyway, well, here's what i did.
-I took my "lucky paintball boxers", and a pair of socks.
I sewed the socks to the outside of the boxers so my love factory was completly safe. the only downside to this is, when you take a piss at the field, you can't use the little slit thing, and have to pull your pants down somewhat.
Well, I have'nt been shot yet to see if it works, but hey, I''m pretty sure it will.:)

[shocker622]

u wanna hear an innovation? GET A SOFT CUP U MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pissed:

[3dSandwich]

Originally posted by ME


Same thing happened to me i was playing against this dude at his house and we charged eachother and we were no joke like 8 feet apart and i lit him up pretty good and when he went to turn away cause i hit him in the neck he hit his trigger and let off three shots one on each thigh and one right on my right nutsticle it hurt and left a permanent pink stain on my underwear but i still played like 4 more games !!!!

You were playing in your underwear???

[mp3monster123]

When I ordered my gun it took a good month to get to my house so the people I ordered from sent me extra "gifts" as an apology. I got a free mask bag, a barrel condom, and a HUGE(I want to say cup but i dont think thats the word) chest protector¿ thingy. It was for the jewelry but the thing is so big it covers my stomach and wraps all the way around(going south) to my butt-hole. Way to uncomfortable for me...

[TonyD246]

Ok, my pants help a ton. Nice and baggy. I've been hit square in the go-nads twice before, and the pants just catch the ball and let it drop. It does the same for the rest of my legs also. Just cheap camo pants from Wal-Mart, but you know, the punkish kind that are really baggy. Works wonders.

[Impy4335]

I've been lucky inpaintball, but I was playing soccer, and this kid kicks it REALLY hard to get it past me, and it hit right *there*. I just walked REALLY slowly around the building for about 30 mins...and *It* hurt for about 3 hours afterwards...so I just didn't pee. Then I was hockey goalie, and the ball was slapshoted for about 15 feet away. Missed the balls, hit *it* in the head, and it jsut REALLY stung, and he didn't score:)

[Cakky]

I've been shot in the crotch twice.. although I still dont wear a cup. Anyway.. neither time did i get hit in the balls. I got hit in the head. It is a whole different feeling.. anyway.. it stung like a mother ****er.. and then like a week later as i was putting away my laundry.. i found a blood stain in the underwear i was wearing that day. I dont believe it did any permanent damage though.

[Commando52]

Saving Private JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont wear a cup.. Hearing what all u guys say i think i am going to get a cup so i save my privates/johnson. Long live the Jewels.... sorry whoever got shot there.... my condolences.....

[Tommy_pball]

ive been shot there one of my first games played....had a scab on the side of my weiner for a while...still works though

[3dSandwich]

The scab still works?? What did you use it for??

[Tommy_pball]

har d har har

[thebluenu]

lets start with getting a cup, if you dont want to wear one and u do a lotta speedball, just stick your head out more often and intead of wimpering like a pansy in your bunker get thwacked in the mask....

cant u use a 2 pod pack to cover your balls?