Which would u choose: Girls or paintball

[A damn fool]

They both drain ur funds, take time and effort, but in the end which does mroe for u? Think about it thoguh, a gril, u got to pay for dates, etc, but usually its all worth the money. Paintball is expensive, but its cool to google someone across the field. If u could only have one, whihc one would u have. It would be a hrd deciionf for me , i mean, ***, shooting some one? All inow is right now i have no money between my girl and paintball, so post what u think.

[skippy8]

if its like a 2 week relation ship i'd go with the girl. But long-term the girls are way more expensive. Think of all the little things...It adds up yo. Paintball guns don't complain about hair or weight. They just do their job. I you could paintball and have a girl you've got it made.

[Creek]

I can't answer that ,cause i am married,and i got paintball too.Heck she even goes too town and gets the paint i tell her too get me.But then i got too give her one of my weekend days .Saterday or sunday which ever day i dont play

[A damn fool]

I dont know, girls kick *** though, and hey, going to ther ehouse dont cost ne thing, but its still fun. BUt when u got out to a movie or a club, it gets expensive, but so dies paintball there both awsome.

[Dräko]

Now how hot is this girl

[A damn fool]

Im not alking bout choosing between my girl and paintbal, ill do both, but hellz yeah my girl is pretty hot. But, of course, i got to spned another 20 buckds this firday, were going out to a glow bowling place, but o well, last time i did that it was a fun night,if u know what i mean

[MuckRaker]

I hear ya Creek, I'm in the same boat ... But I can't get mine to buy the paint yet. :eek:

[PB ninja]

I'd go with paintball, it's much more reliable, no mood swings. Besides you might meet a girl at the field, well it's more likely then meeting a girl who happens to be into paintball anyway.

[Oreo]

The fact this is an argument at all saddens me. What the Fug are you people smoking! (cept for you married folks, proceed to vote for PB, we all understand)
I am going to make some assumptions here.
I assume we are talking about girls we would find attractive enough to date and hopefully at somepoint put out. Id say that was within context
Ok assuming that. All of you should be voting for women/girls. I know you love that cocker but does it keep you warm at night? Im sure there have been many discussions like this over time but if "option X", pb or whatever was REALLY better than females, then there would be alot less people walking around and a lot lower birth rates.
Just THANK GOD you can have you cake and eat it too. I say switch off peiriodicly just for kicks. Who knows do your homework and im sure you can find just as many thrills in either category.
-my two cents

[Creek]

Well Muck if only i could teach her how too clean my guns after i use them.But i think that is asking her too much lol.Or she make sure they don't work for me lol.

[MuckRaker]

Creek, I gotta birthday coming up in a couple of weeks, I think I'm gonna leave some info about an expansion chamber laying on her makeup case, with a phone number to a store that carries it ... I wonder what the chances are she'll take the hint, or instead, buy my another pack of Boxers :eek: !

[GotSplat?]

I am married...so I plead the fifth :D

[Predator]

I'm married - my wife bought me a new STS G2 for Christmas. She's awesome! So I got the girl and go paintballing. Life is good.

[A damn fool]

Actually, as it turns out, my girlf firnd might come down to my house the next time we play so she can come try it out, How much paintball well be playin is the questoion thgou... Whats nice is if i u have a girl who will try new things though, like go out and play a game of paintball. I hate girls hwo sit there adn scream if a fottball is thrown towards them, but i hate girl that are bigger then u becasue all they do is psorts. U gott find a girl that inst more aof a man then u, but will try ne thing.

[PB ninja]

Originally posted by Oreo
The fact this is an argument at all saddens me. What the Fug are you people smoking! (cept for you married folks, proceed to vote for PB, we all understand)
I am going to make some assumptions here.
I assume we are talking about girls we would find attractive enough to date and hopefully at somepoint put out. Id say that was within context
Ok assuming that. All of you should be voting for women/girls. I know you love that cocker but does it keep you warm at night? Im sure there have been many discussions like this over time but if "option X", pb or whatever was REALLY better than females, then there would be alot less people walking around and a lot lower birth rates.
Just THANK GOD you can have you cake and eat it too. I say switch off peiriodicly just for kicks. Who knows do your homework and im sure you can find just as many thrills in either category.
-my two cents
When you take hypothetical questions (like this one obviously is) seriously it is hard to convey intelligence no matter how well rounded the argument. Besides who are you to say what we should all vote for?
-my two cents

[DraXsuS]

:confused: Hmmm!!! I DONT KNOW WICH!!!! :confused:

[elTwitcho]

Man, you want a girl who will "try new things", but if you find one, I can think of a few things more fun to try than paintball... Anyhow, it's nice that I've got both, and the girl has been around longer than paintball (3 and a half years) so she's got seniority I guess :P However, at skyball, I did see a couple guys who's girlfriends were there taking apart their guns and working on their regs/3 way hoses/ trigger settings and I was... well amazed. Those guys had better know how much of a good thing they have with a girl who is that into paintball. My girlfriend punched me in the neck when I told her "I spent 1300 dollars on a paintball gun!". Girls are great though, and I dont think I could live without either for an extended period of time

[Ez8]

girlz and paitball!

[A damn fool]

Hell yeah el twitcho, . Damn, 3 and a ahlf years is along time. Yeah, i convinced my girl friend to come play with us soon, which is cool, but ur right, we shoud try oytther tings too....

[TrOy]

I picked paintball... cuz Girls you can do anyday but paintball you can only do on weekends! LOL

[A damn fool]

lol, thats pretty good;)

[HazzMTA]

Dude girls are awesome, anyone who would say paintball over girls is either *** or really messed up.

[Oreo]

Originally posted by PB ninja
Originally posted by Oreo
The fact this is an argument at all saddens me. What the Fug are you people smoking! (cept for you married folks, proceed to vote for PB, we all understand)
I am going to make some assumptions here.
I assume we are talking about girls we would find attractive enough to date and hopefully at somepoint put out. Id say that was within context
Ok assuming that. All of you should be voting for women/girls. I know you love that cocker but does it keep you warm at night? Im sure there have been many discussions like this over time but if "option X", pb or whatever was REALLY better than females, then there would be alot less people walking around and a lot lower birth rates.
Just THANK GOD you can have you cake and eat it too. I say switch off peiriodicly just for kicks. Who knows do your homework and im sure you can find just as many thrills in either category.
-my two cents
When you take hypothetical questions (like this one obviously is) seriously it is hard to convey intelligence no matter how well rounded the argument. Besides who are you to say what we should all vote for?
-my two cents

When you quote someone who is making an argument in good humor inline with the original question (like that one obviously was) And take it seriously it really is hard to convey intelligence.

Besides, its a poll asking for opinions who says any of us are qualified to express our views, but thats why we come here isnt it?

[A damn fool]

I started this poll, and didnt vote on it until now, after last night, my choice was easy, girls!!!

[Joel Timberlake]

You can't marry a paintball gun.

[Richy_C]

hmmmm, girls w/out a doubt, even tho PBguns don't get mad when u look or "shoot" another one and couldn't care less if u used your friends, but whatch out, next years LCDs may have "*****-in-a-grip" :-o

[simon woodstock]

great question, but i'd say both. and it is possible. just save some money here or there, instead of going out to a movie, rent one and have her over, i think it has a more personal effect, (the key is to figure out her favorite movie). and maybe take a little break from paintball, maybe play everyother weekend instead of every single weekend. chances are when you get cought up in one you kinda forget about the other. but if you choose the girl try and get your kids to play paintball.

[A damn fool]

Or, u kill two birds with one stone. U find a hot gril who plays paintball, so u have her come paintballing with u, so spend money on paintbal, while having her with u. It would t get much better then that

[Halliday]

My wife was livid when I told her I spent $700 on my Shocker setup. That was in Nov 2000, and we're still together :)

I did have to buy her a car later that month :(

[Oreo]

You cant have sex with a paintball gun, well.....
mabe.. if it had a sexy little ano job

[Pakman]

That's a pretty tough decision considering the audience this question appeals to. We all like paintball yet we are all (as far as I know) men. First of, I would like to see a chic that plays paintball who is also hot. From what I've seen, only the models that the advertisers pay to hold their product are the only hot chics involved in paintball. Since no "happy medium" can be found, it's got to be whichever gives you more pleasure. And the obvious choice is girls.

[Halliday]

What about that JT girl? The posters are of her laying down with her foot up? Does SHE play?

[Edited by Halliday on 03-19-2001 at 06:18 PM]

[TrOy]

Hey be nice thats my cousin! And no she does not play!

[Intruder]

lol. Whoever chose paintball over girls either doesn't have a girl, their girl doesn't put out, or they are ***. Your choice. I chose girls. We wouldn't be here without them, unless you are some new kind of test tube baby?

[Richy_C]

STOP MAKIN FUN OF ME!!!!!!!!!
lol j/k but the dye girl plays

[Skull]

I'd choose pball neday. One reason is cause the last 2 girlfriends i've had i met at the field!!

[simon woodstock]

really skull?! all the girls i know who play paintball are pretty butch, i'm workin on this one girl though, she's on the edge of playing. Man i wish i knew some hot girls who played, you're a lucky man mr skull.

[A damn fool]

yeah, most girl who play are really nasty and could kick ur ***, but eveyonce and a while u convvne a hot girl to come abnd play. And rememebr, where thre is a fat girl, there is usally a hot firned, because fat girl are alwasy friends with hot girl,s it makes the hot girl ook better.

[Skull]

One of them worked at the pro shop, and the other I met during a 3 on 3 tounament. O and just incase u'r thinkin it, these girls were HOT!! I mean blond hair blue eyes the works.

[simon woodstock]

haha:Ddamn fool knows how its going down with the female mentality:D

[A damn fool]

ye, but seriouslt, for every hto girl there is a ft friend. I could never figure it out, but i finllay fiugred it was just to mkae the hot oone look better.So, talk to the fat one and hope u get to the hot one eventually, lol

[Dräko]

Dude your right, i never thought about that, think about it... there is

[Dräko's Counterpart]

ok that may be true (that for every "hot" girl there is a fat friend) but you make it seem that the hot girl is using the fat girl to make her look better....did ya ever think about maybe the fat girl is around the hot girl to get herself seen by guys..? And there is always going to be a fat friend...fat people are everywhere! just my opinion....

[A damn fool]

Its a mutual agreement as i see it. The fat girl gets too meet people, but she makes the hot girll look better. either eway, it dont bother me, cept when the fat on talks **** bout how guys are always around her, when in reality its sjsut theyre going through her for her hot firend.

[simon woodstock]

hahaha. damn fool is smarter than he leads you to belive :D

[Halliday]

"Fat girls are like mopeds. You might not mind riding one, but you don't want to have your friends see you on one."

[A damn fool]

yeah, u might be surprised, lol. theres only a few things i understand, (or really care to)in life, Thats paintball, food, and girls, lol

[A damn fool]

althoug, it hink drako has to be pretty smart, hes the only one on her who has his girl actualy on the paintball site. See, hes got the best of bpoth worlds, o, firs he gets to shot at her, then he gets too....

[spacer709]

hahahahaha

[MuckRaker]

Maybe y'all could find a girl that plays paintball, then you could have both :eek: .

[spacer709]

hasnt that been stated already?

[MuckRaker]

Probably so, but I don't always read everything that's posted, so I guess you could call me a MOTO (Master of the Obvious).

[A damn fool]

yeah, but like somoen said before, most paintball girla are huge, which is where the entire cocnvo bout fat girls started:)

[spacer709]

lol muck- MOTO- get down wit ya ghetto terms haha :D

[Dräko's Counterpart]

well i don't really play paintball so i guess that eliminates me from the fat girl list...also i'm around 5"5' and I wiegh about 115 lbs....so i don't think im fat at all :) nice try though...

[simon woodstock]

well it looks like drako hasn't got the best of both worlds.:rolleyes:
but hey drakos counterpart, you EVER gunna play paintball?

[Dräko's Counterpart]

possibly.....I'm not to fond of the pain factor though....

[simon woodstock]

same with the girl i'm trying to convince to play. i'd suggest wearing lots of clothes the 1st couple times then. its something you get used to.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

good idea..... But there is more than just the pain...its also the time (which i don't have), the money (which i don't have), and the fact that i tend to embarrass (SP?) myself very easily and I'll probably make a mess of the field...but hey it's all good! :)

[A damn fool]

Drako, just make sure u dont give ur girl a gun when shes got pms, itll be hell for u, lol. I didnt say u were fat, or at least mean that, i cant type for ****, u can desifer many things form my typing, lol. Ive actully had a few girls come and play apiantball with me,(and no, they werent butched) and they had a good time. U ought to try it.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

haha i wasn't offended by your typing skills, don't worry!:) Most of the time people don't even understand what im talking about! i don't know about me and paintball though....I'll probably just stick with soccer! :)

[A damn fool]

nooooo, soccer is the biggest ***** sport, ahh, i hte soccer, football is the ****, **** soccer. Actully, its ok for a girl to paly, but guys who play soccer are all ***s who can tplay a real sport like fooptball.

[PaintKiller]

Why dont you where a first down jacket the puffy one I tried it you dont feal a thing.
But I like it when I get shot and it hurts because the next round I am mad and i want to hurt him and I end up winning.
So pain is good.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

ooo boy you did NOT just go there!:)

Soccer is the BEST sport ever (I bet I'm going to get **** for saying that on a paintball board..) but you're right, most guys that play soccer are pricks....

[Dräko's Counterpart]

puffy jacket?

[A damn fool]

girls soccer is ok, ill give u that, but guys who play soccer over football are ***s. They run around and kick a bal all day. Mot girl wory bout getting hit in that particualr spot, but it doesnt happend too often. Usually, the girls are behind bunkers poking out, and when they run, theyre guns are in front of them. I mena, think about it, how many times have u been hit in the chest? I havent, shoulder, neck, stomach, yeah,but never directiyl in the chest.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

i think you're getting this post and the "does it hurt when girls get shot in the boobs" post mixed up! but thats alright! I don't know if I will ever paintball though.... I'll atleast consider it though! Most girls i know won't think twice about it

[PaintKiller]

A black 1 no 1 see's me I do where camo pants also.

[Witt]

Thats the easiest choice I have ever made in my life...WOMEN RULE!

[PaintKiller]

Originally posted by Dräko's Counterpart
i think you're getting this post and the "does it hurt when girls get shot in the boobs" post mixed up! but thats alright! I don't know if I will ever paintball though.... I'll atleast consider it though! Most girls i know won't think twice about it

Hehe I did I get over 50 emails total a day and not just from here so I kinda get mixed up.

[DraXsuS]

Originally posted by Dräko's Counterpart


Soccer is the BEST sport ever

:D WRONG!!! :D

[A damn fool]

damn stragith, spccer sucs, football, paintball, baseball, and wakeboarding rule. Pinat killer, what are u talking bout? ur confusing me

[DraXsuS]

SOCCER PLAYERS= SISIS

[spacer709]

too bad you cant spell:) i used to play soccer in elementary. didnt everyone at one point? :) i mean i cant even think of some one that has told me they have never played soccer just like on a little rec team.

[A damn fool]

i did play it, until i got old enough to do football.

[PaintKiller]

scoocer= crap
Here is a new sport you are on a scocer field and every one has a pball marker and you have to shoot the ball.
>???????
I just got in...I shot a few rounds out side this kid thinks I got bad aim sooo I proved him wrong he through a ball in the air and I hit it.
Then he held a baseball bad from like 30 feet away and hit it allmost hitting his hands.har har

[PaintKiller]

What you think?

[TrOy]

Its sad how long this thread has become!LOL Guess it shows what is popular.. Girls and Guns!LOL oops sorry markers! (dont want Muck on my arse!LOL)

[PaintKiller]

Yeah I will gey you much....Maby :confused:

[ras]

Who would you rather shoot in the face, some middle aged balled fat guy....
http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/ras032801005853trojan.gif
....or some hot chick ?..if you know what I am saying???????
You would have to be an idiot to even consider paintball over any kind of action.

[PaintKiller]

Is that about my post before I ment I WILL GET YOU MUCK.

[simon woodstock]

Originally posted by ras
Who would you rather shoot in the face, some middle aged balled fat guy....
http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/ras032801005853trojan.gif
....or some hot chick ?..if you know what I am saying???????
You would have to be an idiot to even consider paintball over any kind of action.
hahaha, that is so wrong. hahaha

[Dräko's Counterpart]

"damn stragith, spccer sucs, football, paintball, baseball, and wakeboarding rule."

ok, first of all, soccer does NOT suck. Secondly, I have nothing against all those other sports....except football! Football is the most over rated sport ever and I personally think it blows. But thats just my opinion. :)

[A damn fool]

im not talking about watching fotbal, thatas boring, IMN talkig bout playing football. U actually get to hit the ohter person. POiantball u can shot, but football u can go full bore into someone its great.

[Witt]

You cant get sexual pleasure from a paintball gun.

[Witt]

A paintball gun doesnt do your diches, Clean Your House ETC.,

[Joel Timberlake]

Obviously a girl...paintball is a SPORT. Girls are everything that you need in life. You will spend the rest of your life with a girl, not a gun.

[Witt]

Exactly!

[spacer709]

unless youre just a weird freak that wants to spend your life with a gun

[A damn fool]

I just noticed something, i dont think tlplus has responded to this thread once. Could it be becasue he has sexual pleasure from his gun and not a girl? lol:)

While im making fun of people,:) i think i shoud say one thing, joel, u really got to change ur avatar;)

[raptorprh]

why not both???

[PaintKiller]

Its not that I hate scocer I think its kinda boring to watch like football I rather play football than watch it.
Paintball I think I can watch forever.

[MuckRaker]

But ya know ... After you've been married for a few years, that marker sure starts looking sweet! :eek:

[Creek]

Muck my markers never match my wife,but she has good taste in paintballs she picks,color wise.She likes green ones. marbs lol or green inferno.Plus the locale fiels where i have play some is having a tourny for husbands and wifes only.She said she'll do it

[PaintKiller]

Kewl. U luckey.
Tell youre wife to scare them.
Oh and did she ever play before?

[Evilcrayonusa]

assuming i got women ide go with the chicks hands down. but sins i don't it goes tward the car
then my pblin

[simon woodstock]

if i HAD to choose, like for some reason couldn't do both, i'd go for the girls, just because the females are exceptionally hot at my school :D. but if they weren't, or if they were like the girls at my old school :P i'd go for paintball. but definately you need one to keep your mind off the other.

[skippy8]

football the olimpic sport right?? ohh my bad it isn't. You guys can't diss soccer too much since football did develop from soccer. football=Sissy Why don't you guys take off some pads?? Plus all the Soccer players at my school are pimp$. I dare you to name me 15 players on the football team that have a 4.0. Really shows how insecure you guys are to try and diss soccer.

[A damn fool]

Well, hers number one, i dont know if i hvae a 4.0. but my rank was third and my gps ut of a hiundred was a 99.83, so ha. And soccer is for *****s, they have to play a sport that regiuire no phyisicla contact. At least in footbll u get to actually do something, instead of run and kick a ball.

[skippy8]

Originally posted by A damn fool
Well, hers number one, i dont know if i hvae a 4.0. but my rank was third and my gps ut of a hiundred was a 99.83, so ha. And soccer is for *****s, they have to play a sport that regiuire no phyisicla contact. At least in footbll u get to actually do something, instead of run and kick a ball.

There are three full-contact sports in my school football, wrestling, and SOCCER Unless you've played 20 seasons of soccer you dare not tell me no Physical contact and there is more depth than run and kick. You havn't seen a slide tackle that resulted in the guys shin bone fracturing and sticking out of his leg. And a guy whos head cracked open after him and an opponent went for the head ball. The guy lost alot of blood. I can agree to an extent that soccer isn't as physical as football. But when we play rivals that have been rivals for 40 years we have to have cops at our games. Plus we have the best riots.

[A damn fool]

I know soccer ahs some physical conctact, and yeah, i did play it for a while, untill i ould paly fotbal. Desptie waht most think fpoootball reguires more then just hitting th peson in front of u, u need to memeorize plays, knwo exactly what to do, how to hit, who to hit, how when, where, etc. Footbal is more fun though, form my own experiinece between football and soccer. Ne wasy, this thread has goen form girl to paintbal, to soccer verse football, lol.

[simon woodstock]

everyone should plAY paintball and lacrosse. its better than soccer and has the contanct of football, if not more. ohyeah, lacrosse players get the ladies, so that settles it. play lacrosse get girls, and if you don't then spend your money on paintball.

[FireStorm727]

Well I like girls alot but i can't believe how this poll is turnin out, if u can have both it the best but paintball is so much easier than long relationships.

[FireStorm727]

I agree with Simon Woodstock cause lacrosse and paintball and girls rule!!!!!

[A damn fool]

Things u need in life
Sex, drugs, rock and roll, paintball, and some more paintball sex.

[PaintKiller]

I will take sex.
I think muck had enough.
Are you gonna have more children muck?

[Mad Ogre]

Already married... so I'll take PB.

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by PaintKiller
I will take sex.
I think muck had enough.
Are you gonna have more children muck?

'fraid not, My boys have been Snipped.

[PaintKiller]

DO youre kids know hot to shoot a pball marker yet or waiting to they like scoccer ;EEK;

[martlet1]

this kind of relates...
my dad always says "marry a good cook, the sex will wear off, but you will always be hungry".
i have to vote paintball, but im probably a little older than the rest of the board.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

football blows

soccer rocks

END OF STORY :)

[A damn fool]

my ***... football is awsome, i tihkn we shoudl start a poll on it, becsue this one has turned into a soccer verse footbal, no longer a girl or paintball, lol.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

why would we need a poll? Everyone already knows the answer...soccer is the best!!

[PaintKiller]

NO "Guys that play scoccer = F.A.G.
NO offence to any one I dont want to start anything its just my oppinion.
But I play it a little cuz me little neibhor he is like 9 he is on a scoccer team and no one around are neibhorhood is his age and plays so I play for a few mins.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

what about GIRLS who play soccer? yeah, guys that play soccer are total pricks

[Dräko's Counterpart]

but in my opinion so are most football players (I said MOST)

[simon woodstock]

yeah all the fine girls at my school play soccer, all the macks play lacrosse

[Evilcrayonusa]

See i dunno whats more homoerotic Football or soccer. See i like paint ball because pbplayers don't slap eachother in the arses to show team unity. hahaha the whole concept of sweaty men slapping eachothers asses and hugging each other then gettin naked and taking group showers sounds well verry *** to me.

[Evilcrayonusa]

They astericted out the word *** lol thats funnie

[A damn fool]

ur right though bout guys palying soccer are pricks. Girls soccer is ok, but guys who play soccer are just guys who are too big of panzies to play football. Girls soccer is cool though, girls who play soccer arent liek tom boys, but arent afraid of when a ball come next to them. Girls who play soccer are really cool becsue theyre not masculine like most of the girls basketball players, but arne those wimpy little girls who cry about breaking nails all day, but girls who play soccer are still hot.

And not all football players are *******s....

[simon woodstock]

all the hot soccer girls should play lacrosse:D

[Dräko's Counterpart]

Thats one of the many reasons I love soccer! its not masculine, but you still get a kind of respect from it. And I said MOST football players are pricks and thats because most of them are...they sit around and smoke weed and think that somehow they're better than everyone else! Its pathetic! Atleast, that's how it is at my school. But not ALL football players are pricks, so I'm sorry if I offended you :)

[A damn fool]

u didnt, but ur right, a lot of them do act lke that, but o well. I jsut hate it when guys who play soccer think there better then others, when in my school, t takes no talent to play on our socer team, and most people comsider them ***, which most are. football players at my school dosmoke weed some times,but most often they drink, but then again, so does everyone in my school, so we arent alone, lol.

[skippy8]

Originally posted by PaintKiller
NO "Guys that play scoccer = F.A.G.
NO offence to any one I dont want to start anything its just my oppinion.
But I play it a little cuz me little neibhor he is like 9 he is on a scoccer team and no one around are neibhorhood is his age and plays so I play for a few mins.
ummm DIE.What does F.A.G. stand for??? Are you trying to say your neighbor is a F.A.G.??? You need to take a deep breath and think through your post.

[skippy8]

you guys that say soccer players are p***ies and are pricks. I'd let that go if you were talking about pro U.S. soccer cuz thats true but futball(soccer) in england is insane. They are way better than any MLS team and its way physical. Can't say it isn't cuz if you contest them they grab your nuts and rip em' off over there.~scary~go leeds united.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

everyone at my school drinks or smokes, or both. but thats another story

I am sorry that the soccer team at your school sucks. But you have no right to say that all guy soccer players are *** just because your team blows (literally :) ) Soccer is so different from football, its amazing. In football, all you have to do is be about 200 pounds overweight (exaggeration) and just either block another fat guy, or throw a ball (which isn't even really a ball, a ball is round. A football is not) Soccer, on the other hand, makes you think and actually concentrate on the game. Have you ever seen an inside soccer game? Those are brutal. Actually, have you ever even SEEN a REAL soccer game? My opinion is don't judge something if you haven't even witnessed it. (or don't judge a book by its cover..) But i think I have yammered long enough..I hope you get the point..I'm going to sleep

[A damn fool]

Originally posted by Dräko's Counterpart
In football, all you have to do is be about 200 pounds overweight (exaggeration) and just either block another fat guy, or throw a ball (which isn't even really a ball, a ball is round. A football is not) Soccer, on the other hand, makes you think and actually concentrate on the game. Have you ever seen an inside soccer game? Those are brutal. Actually, have you ever even SEEN a REAL soccer game? My opinion is don't judge something if you haven't even witnessed it. (or don't judge a book by its cover..)

First of i played soccer for a while, but then i tried fotbal becausue it looked more intense and fun, and it is. And no, u dont need to jsut be fat and heavy to play. U need to memorize complicated bloking patterns, pass routines, run routes. U need to recognize different defensive setups and hw to adjust to them for eahc play. If u think about it, our team has 30 diffrernt play(not inlcuding right, left side, pro, wing, etc) and there are over 10 diferent types of defensive plays that need to be recognized and reacted to on each play. Ud be surprised, the fat, drroling lineman as u would say need to know mor ehtne the recievers, quarterback, and running bakcs. And evben wors sis people like the tight ends, which is what i paly Not only do u need to memorize bloking patterns( whether to tturn the guy in, out, get backer, etc) u need to memorize all the past routes. Everyone person on the offensive side needs to know what to do and how to react to make sure that everysingle man is blocked no matter what the play or type of defensive, which takes quick thinking and reacting, not just weight and strength. Thats not to even mentipon defense, where u ned to recognize all types of plays, pitches, and ur respoinsibilites on passes and blites. Just so u know, football ius not just hiiitng the guy in fron of u, its actually a complicated scheeme of palys and patterns that u need to know and react to while hitting poeple. And, remeber, u said that soccer guys were pricks first, i jsut agreed:)

[Dräko's Counterpart]

ok ok...I was wrong!:)

...did you refer to me as sis?? haha

[skippy8]

all those plays are hard to memorize but you play like 10 or 15 seconds at a time which in soccer you play 45 min half straight. it actually takes endurance and skill

[Spyder7]

Well i would have to go with paintball because i'm such a looser at my school. most of the people are preps where i live and i just hang out with my paintball friends. Now if i had a hot girlfriend, she'd say jump and i'll reply how high.

[Dräko's Counterpart]

actually, we usually play 50 minutes straight (that is unless you pissed off coach..then you sit on the bench the whole first half)

Another thing is that football has ALOT of players nd soccer has only about 15...this year everyone kept getting hurt on my team and I never played the same position two games in a row and we were usually short a player...but yeah

[A damn fool]

dont worry bout it drakos counterpart. Ur right though, soccer palyers do need to be in shape, but so do football players, ud be surprised hwo long we have to run, and lift all summer and winter. People at my schol are mosty preppies(it happenes at a catholic school) but i aint to bad. Im sorta in the middle, i hang with everyone, becasue im friends with people in each group. Not too many people play paintballat my schol though who are any good or who id trust enought to play with them when they had a gun. I ha a lot of the guys whol ive on my street paly woho dont go to my school play, and some other guys i know.

oh yeah, sorry bout that whole footbal speal. ITs just i hate people saying football players are jsut dumb and fat. Chnace are, most football players are in better shape then the soccer players. Most can run faster, and they cna lift more. Ud be surpries, our lineman have to run the mile under 7 minutes, and all but like2 of 2 make it on the first day of practice. Our revievers need to get under 6, so fotball players are in pretty damn good shape. I needed to run it in 6:30, casue i am a tight end, and i made it in 6:09, which is faster then a lot of soccer players.

[skippy8]

go to soccer dojo or whatever that place is now. There is a thread where a kid's high school soccer team has to run 2 miles in 12 min thats tryouts. I'll agree on football players lifting more weights and there are positions in football where you just have to be in shape but 2 miles in 12min is insane for a freakin high school team. (I don't think I wanna know what EPL and Serie A have to run)and I know you have to lift weights all summer and year round and stuff alot of my friends play football. And a few comments ago about football players being drinkers...doesn't everyone I mean name me a sport where someone doesn't get drunk I know first hand Scott/Irish players and fans perfer Bailey's Irish Cream(Irish whisky, strong as hell) Trust me not only football players drink.

[A damn fool]

Drinking and smoking is jsut something that happens in high school, i mean im not gona lie, i do it, and so do a lot of people who dont even paly spprts. Its sjtu the way things go. I mean, come, were in high shcool, we got to enjoy it, but not be too stupid at the same time. What dont get is why people smoke cigarettes, they do nothing for u, and just make u look like an *** hole.

Kinda funy to think in a30 posts this thread has gone from paintball to girl to fotbll verses socer to substcane abuse amoingst teenagers, lol.

[skippy8]

yes it seems it has,just go with the flow, There is one kid at my school who is really poplular and is such a druggie. One day at school he was on 3 tablets of E and he told me over spring break he got so high he couldn't remember his name for like 5 minutes which is very dumb.

[rgilbert14]

Although they may close on a lot of aspects, there is one thing that girls havthat no paintball gun or game can give you.... NOOKIE!! I love paintball, but I love reproducing more. The 10 guys who said paintball are sick. They must be *** or cockless or something.

[Gizmo51]

Paintball is fun but nothing can compare to spending time with the girl i love.

[Gizmo51]

Unless i'm doing both at once.

[Congobongo]

one thing is that commitment sucks, iv lost girls cuz im to lazy to do stuff. Hehe one time i was sitting at home playing video games cuz i have a life and my girl calls me and i said i have a family thing going on hehehe. Im smart or what

[Paintballa69]

Ok i know paintball is fun because u can shoot people and gog them and all that sheist...but think bout it can they give u a bj, have sex with em??? etc... NO lol

Dont get me wrong paintball is the titest sport

[Skull]

Originally posted by skippy8
all those plays are hard to memorize but you play like 10 or 15 seconds at a time which in soccer you play 45 min half straight. it actually takes endurance and skill

10-15 sec..?!! I play strong safety (which is defense) and the average carry, or the time u'r on the field continuesly is like 10-15 min. not that it compares to 50 min in soccer, but like damn fool said it's not just like hittin and runnin. It's one of the most complicated sports i've played. I mean even on defense thers like 20 different rushes, 5 zones, trips, double outs, center play... etc. I mean if u havn't got ur head in the game u'll really wind up makin a big mistake.

[hewy10]

i got here a little late but first girls anyday over paintball, there are just some things that paintball just cant do, and second i wouldnt want my girlfriend to play i just wouldnt want to look at her naked with welps all over her
now about the whole football soccer issue, first off at my school soccer boys are nothing but panzies but football is a different story if you play and start on varsity you are bad A**. yeah soccer does have contact but look at the size of most soccer players all i can say is string beans, little boys in short shorts. on the other had yeah there are fat kids who play football but then look at the muscled up kids. i only weight 190 lbs, but i was the strongest kid on the team. all i can say is that soccer is really big overseas and they can just love it to death but even though it is gainig popularity football dominates here in the good ole usa. i hate to say it but the athletes that play football at my school could easliy go out and spank the soccer team if they only practiced for half as much time

[scott44]

Im married and have four boys three of them play paintball.Get this ,my wife kept bugging me to play with them but i kept saying i didnt want to .Finaly after so much bugging , i played, now i play all the time with them.She thinks its great that i can spend time with my boys.sometimes she complains about our den being a mess because its full of paintball stuff,but shes the greatest,id give up paintballin for her anyday.

[A damn fool]

my dad is still convinced he can kick my as at paintbal, but he has never played before. So, i made a deal with him, well go out and play a one on one, if i win, he lets me buy my nitro tank now, if not, i have to wait a while (hes psised im spenidng to much money on paintball) I cant wait to play him, he has no idea what to espect, im gonna beat him really bad.

[blake_sw]

What choice would a girl make :D I think you get my point. :D I chose GIRLS because they do "stuff" that NO paintball gun can do...like wash the dishes. WASH THE DISHES LISA!!

[Splat Attack]

Aight man, My dad thought that he could beat me in pball in the back yard, because he was in the military! Man he had the worst shot, he hit a truck driving down the road! my friend lit him up a couple good times, and he dosn't wanna go anymore:)

[Doc Holiday]

your missing an important choise on the poll

BEER! WOO BEER!

[A damn fool]

yeah, beer is good, but the poll is jsut for paintball verses girls. Beer tastes good, but doesnt work as well as the hardr ****

Beer, helping ugly men have sex since 1862 ( i just made up a date)

[skippy8]

Originally posted by hewy10
i got here a little late but first girls anyday over paintball, there are just some things that paintball just cant do, and second i wouldnt want my girlfriend to play i just wouldnt want to look at her naked with welps all over her
now about the whole football soccer issue, first off at my school soccer boys are nothing but panzies but football is a different story if you play and start on varsity you are bad A**. yeah soccer does have contact but look at the size of most soccer players all i can say is string beans, little boys in short shorts. on the other had yeah there are fat kids who play football but then look at the muscled up kids. i only weight 190 lbs, but i was the strongest kid on the team. all i can say is that soccer is really big overseas and they can just love it to death but even though it is gainig popularity football dominates here in the good ole usa. i hate to say it but the athletes that play football at my school could easliy go out and spank the soccer team if they only practiced for half as much time
Your only 190??? I'm 210 and I play soccer..??..You're dumb.I'm sorry that your school has a scronny soccer team but that doesn't make football soo much better than soccer bud. Panzies I hardly think. Until you've played 20 seasons of soccer and seen half the Sh!t I've seen you'd better shut that hole in your face. I'll agree the US is horrible at soccer compared to others countries. And most soccer players in the US are pricks. But you dare not say anything like that outside the US cuz they'll Laugh at you and if your in the UK They'll rip your jaw off and Sh!t down your windpipe. Fair warning. Plus Like I've said before we have the best riots....
P.S. why does everyone nark on soccer as a pu$$y sport when sports like basketball hardly have any contact.

[Splat Attack]

THere are only a few good sports, but all the ones that are good involve hitting people or something of the sort. Hockey, Football, Paintball, Boxing, and more. But these are boring as hell to watch. I'd never watch sports, playing them is way better. Although I hate soccer too, it is better that basketball!

[A damn fool]

basketball is considered to be the best pick up game ever, and more people play it then ne other sport, so thats why people dont bust on it, because ereryone play it basically, and its an easy sport to agree on.

[hewy10]

Originally posted by skippy8

Your only 190??? I'm 210 and I play soccer..??..You're dumb.. [/B]

anyways yeah i weight only 190 i played offensive and defensive line and i never got pancaked and we went to the state semis. lets just say that what i lacked in weight i made up for in strength and speed take for instance our last game i was up against a kid that was 260 and a state champion wrestler (two time now he won again) and he didnt push me around in fact i put him on his butt

[rgilbert14]

I love soccer. It' fun to watch and more fun to play. But you are 210 and play soccer? How tall are you? I'm 5'11" and 140. what position do you play? I play sweeper. Love it. Nothing feels better than to score when your on defense.

[skippy8]

Originally posted by rgilbert14
I love soccer. It' fun to watch and more fun to play. But you are 210 and play soccer? How tall are you? I'm 5'11" and 140. what position do you play? I play sweeper. Love it. Nothing feels better than to score when your on defense.
I'm 6'3" 210lbs. Stopper. Everyone tells me to play football
but our soccer team is in a high caliber area of the country. Our varsity won the tri-state quincy,Ill tourny. Did victory ever taste so good.

[PaintKiller]

Baseball! wooh hooo.
I played today at the school yard with my firends.
and we played with a hardball I will take pics.
Because I hate to explain things and people have know clue what it looks like.lol

[FLoorED]

I would probably choose my girl over paintball. I like paintball and all, but love is something totally different.

[XxbigAxX]

Who ever doesnt pick girls are either *****es or just dont have a life.

[green_goblin]

Well, I mean you can't live w\o chicks but paintball is pretty cool. I'd easily take a chick over paintball though I mean, c'mon go to the beach and checkout some chicks, your hanging out w\ or COULD be and than its just easy to see, lol.. no no no i got it CHICKS PLAYING PAINTBALL!! how cool is that?!
Thanks,

[Holiday]

unfair poll :)

[Splat Attack]

There were a couple chicks at the paintball game I went to on saturday. One was hot, but a little young, and the other was cute, but a little fat. Anyway they were both really good, bushmasters and the works. Their dad is insanly into paintball, and is decked out beyond beleif. Wow man, I wish that was my dad!

[Evilcrayonusa]

Originally posted by Splat Attack
There were a couple chicks at the paintball game I went to on saturday. One was hot, but a little young, and the other was cute, but a little fat. Anyway they were both really good, bushmasters and the works. Their dad is insanly into paintball, and is decked out beyond beleif. Wow man, I wish that was my dad!

Man whats wrong with you One was cute but a lil fat if you think shes cute Whats wrong with a lil fat. Shes a paint ball chick ive seen 2 in my entire life. There like unicorns
and lesians, you hear about em but youve never seen one.

[pr0kch0p]

but the best thing would be able to spell, and people could actually recognize what you write as a language, and are able to decipher it into understandable sentences. well that is just a dream i have.

[filasophikal]

why can't you have both.... some love and play... if it was either/ or... i would choose girls because... extra-curriclar activities... is more satisfying than getting lit up in pain by someone...

[KoRnMaN]

What kind of poll is this wheres the choice of girls and paintball?

[TrOy]

I just cant belive this thread is still going!

Broads are nice and all but....

[PaintKiller]

Dont we all play paintball to get chicks?
illl something bad came up in my mind...I will tell yall later

[DasBaldDog]

There are atleast 91 crack smokers. My autococker has never let me down. My fiance has many times. DUh, Paintball.

[A damn fool]

damn, cant believe this thread is still going, lol.
me gusta me reggae
me gusta punk rock
pero la cosa que me gusta mas
es panochita (and no , this isnt paintball in spanish, lol)

[KoRnMaN]

Snorting & paintballing at the same time could be dangerous to your health.

[KoRnMaN]

HAHAHA XFL!!!

[MateoTheConquerer]

HOCKEY RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[martlet1]

hockeys is it. Where else do you get to use sticks, knock out teeth, wear shoes with blades, and legally fight, all in the same game?

[martlet1]

you can't?

[yo]

the person who started this pole has issues. if you would rather play paintball then go hit skins, then you need to go find yourelf some better tail. i like paintball as much as the next guy, probably even more but girls or guns...there's no question...girls 100%.

for the percentage of people who chose paintball...you're doing it wrong. bring the girls by my house and i'll show them how a real man takes care of business. i'll let you borrow all my paintball gear just leave your girlfriends at the door.

[Ded]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
Man, you want a girl who will "try new things", but if you find one, I can think of a few things more fun to try than paintball... Anyhow, it's nice that I've got both, and the girl has been around longer than paintball (3 and a half years) so she's got seniority I guess :P However, at skyball, I did see a couple guys who's girlfriends were there taking apart their guns and working on their regs/3 way hoses/ trigger settings and I was... well amazed. Those guys had better know how much of a good thing they have with a girl who is that into paintball. My girlfriend punched me in the neck when I told her "I spent 1300 dollars on a paintball gun!". Girls are great though, and I dont think I could live without either for an extended period of time


is skyball indoors?

[Killers Are Quiet]

Yep, it's held in Toronto's Skydome.
Go to http://www.pigtv.net/00_summary/00_skyball.shtml
to see the vid from the 2000 Skyball III

[KoRnMaN]

Sweet!!!

[I win]

I see my Girl friend enough. I see her more than I play paintball so of coars Paint ball.

[Mmadill]

Can this girl cook?

[KoRnMaN]

Girls that cook are sexy apecially when they where the skimpy outfits doing it.

[griffinator]

cant do one in the middle of the night either... you can but youd be hurtin after a ball came outta the barrel into your d1ck from point blank range!

[Crash Danger]

*sigh* I don't have a girlfriend now and never had yet.

Paintball is my only love and even at that I suck




Well, enough angst for now... if I had a girlfriend I would probably choose paintball over her anyway :D

[punkerx1]

lol wut if there was a site for girly girls and wutevr they do (ie. boys=paintball..etc.) and they had a fourum and it was like " makeup or guys?" lol that would be soo funny.

[FormalTrout]

paintball everytime.. I have had so many girls they are all the same:love: they have deep security issues, a false confidence if you will, My paintball friends dont care and that is what I love about it

[AngelsHolocaust]

id choose a girl, my autococker b*itches more than my girl...

[AK47]

Id take the girl, They are more rewarding in the long run.:wink2: A girl will support you in big decisions,you can do more with them than a paintball gun and you can be more happy with them then playing paintball.