Onfield Profanity

[Witt]

Has someone ever sweared at you on the field. Like if you hit them too many times or get them really mad. Has anyone on this site ever experienced being called a name or something?

[Creek]

Heck yeah been called alot of names on the field,also been call a few on here.Its no big deal.I have said alot of diffrent things when i am hit but by the time i hit the dead zone i over it.Peopl can call me what they want but leave my mother and wife out of it.

[TLplus84]

hehe i talk mad trash just so they get pissed off and do something stupid, and when they do, i light them up hehe..and i admit that i cuss profusely..lol..they can talk smack too, just leave me family out of it :D

[PBSouLjAh]

heck yea. one time i went to da field.....i went after doin some trigger mods...my sear spring was so light dat it didnt catch da sear...so...everytime i shot it shot auto and uncocked. and..one time..i was going to shoot...but my gun accidentally fired cuz my trigger spring was too light also...and i toucheed my trigger one time....and it fired full auto at a 40 year old's butt from about....20 feet away. he turned around and was like "WATDA F*** ARE YOU DOING KID!!!!! GET DA HELL OUTTA HERE B*TCH!" i was like.....uh.....sorry......

[MuckRaker]

I think it's one to get lit up and let a "Word" slide out ... but I don't get into Cussing up a storm on the field just for the sake of hearing offensive language ... I mean, I'll talk trash to the other team, I'll yell stuff like, "Here it is, come get you some," but, at least where I play, there's a lot of young kids there, and I try not to same something in front of them that I wouldn't want said in front of mine.

[Intruder]

you must have soiled yourself, lol. It is funny to make fun of people on the field because people don't think right when angry. Temporary insanity, lol.

[X]

Hahaha, all the time. Last game I played, I was the last one left on my team, and they couldn't find me. All of the sudden I hear "HEY DUSTY, F*** YOU YOU MOTHERF***** SON OF A B**** !!!" This goes on all the time. They are all my friends too, its just trash talk.

[Mad Ogre]

Its an art.
You talk smack but you dont get personally insulting.

[Phaelon Veritas]

NOTE TO SELF***** When one on one talk shizot about tl's fmily to get him pissed tee hee * hahahaha :D

[Predator]

I think swearing is lame. Really - I mean, talking smack is ok, me and my friends do it all the time, but swearing is lame. Last summer, I lit this guys in the arm three times in the same spot and he got all mad. He was hiding in tall grass. I shot him once and then two more times. I didn't hear him say he got hit. He was all, "Can you #$%&! listen?!! It was dumb.

[Ez8]

cursing cursin cursing. Man when i went ot this feild called fox river paintball its like its against the law to not put f*&@ in every other word of a sentence. I guess when people get lit up they get angry. nothing to it. theres also a lot of cursing for intemadation(man i spelled that wrong).

[Phaelon Veritas]

I Know myself I have slipped once or twice but not on a regular basis where as some people do it all the time...most of the time if I think someone over shot me or whatever I just yell a smart comment like do you think you hit me enough or say are you blind do you not recognize my arms and gun in the air saying I am hit? or something sarcastic.... but usually not vulgar..

[CRUCIATUS]

yeah,,I do,, I cannot lie. I cuss alot. But then again i cuss whenever someting goes wrong. I cuss mostly when I do something stupid and it causes me to get hit. I guess I shouldnt cuss so much because after a while it loses its meaning.

[Joel Timberlake]

Yeah, I swear on the field. Just yesterday I told someone to F***ing Surrender.

[Cory]

Yeah there is a whole lot of profanity on our field. sometimes it is ok...but other times it gets out of control. one time there was this guy on the other team walking without his barrel plug in (you know how this goes) and i shot him cause i didn't know he was out. well he was like 100 feet away and he came after me. i ran inside one of our forts and there was another kid in there with the same camo on as me. the guy litteraly beat up the kid, and they kicked him off the field forever...he should of had a barrel plug.

[Joel Timberlake]

Originally posted by Cory
Yeah there is a whole lot of profanity on our field. sometimes it is ok...but other times it gets out of control. one time there was this guy on the other team walking without his barrel plug in (you know how this goes) and i shot him cause i didn't know he was out. well he was like 100 feet away and he came after me. i ran inside one of our forts and there was another kid in there with the same camo on as me. the guy litteraly beat up the kid, and they kicked him off the field forever...he should of had a barrel plug.

Haha! Sorry, but that is funny as hell. Was the kid alright?

[TLplus84]

hehe that is funny..but that's sorta overkill isn't it? :eek:

[elTwitcho]

Trash talking is great, if you do it properly that is. There's something so fun about hurling witticisms at people between bursts of paint. once in a while, you get someone who'll shout comebacks at you too. But you gotta trash talk properly, people who get behind a bunker and say "BRING IT YOU F##KING FA###T, I'LL KICK YOUR MOTHERF##KING AS#!", well that's just lame. Be witty, be funny. I wont let you in on any of the "patented twitcho trash talking lines", but some funny ones from PGI are

Careful buddy, that one came within 15 feet of me
Did you get that gun out of a Christmas cracker?
I’m gonna slap you like a red-headed stepchild (I use that one alot :) )
Who’s your daddy?
Hey pal, it ain’t 20 cents a ball anymore so fire your damn gun

Things like that, if you're witty and good natured about it, you can have fun, distract someone into making a bad move, and even have a good laugh about it after the game. Start shouting obscentities, and words like "B#tch, F#cker" and the like, you just look stupid, and you're probably gonna get an argument in the staging area. At our field once, there was a guy who got nailed in the arm, and it musta hurt too much for this tough individual with the blue bandana, and the "Even though I'm a white kid from the suburbs, I talk with a straight outta compton accent" vocabularly, so he started shouting (In the open with no cover I might add), that he's gonna beat the sh#t outta the person who shot him. Well... ever heard of bonus balls? The kid who received the insult replied with a "bonus hopper" and everyone who saw the event laughed our aszes off. Trash talking is cool, if you do it jokingly and dont look like an arse

[SmartBall]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
Hey pal, it ain’t 20 cents a ball anymore so fire your damn gun

LoL, That one applies for my feild, unfortanetly it's damn near that! I hate when people just "snipe" outta their bunker, using very little paint, makes you just wanna bunker 'em, hehe, next time...

[Ez8]

a good line (it rarely works) is when someone is leaving cover yell to him "whats that on your shirt" some times they will look in the middle of a open area thats when you light him up and get a hella of a laugh. I only see it happen in speed ball because when you play capture the flag you usally don't blow your cover unless he has seen you.

[polarbear]

Originally posted by Ez8
cursing cursin cursing. Man when i went ot this feild called fox river paintball its like its against the law to not put f*&@ in every other word of a sentence. I guess when people get lit up they get angry. nothing to it. theres also a lot of cursing for intemadation(man i spelled that wrong).

My son and I play at Fox all the time and I don't hear much cursing at all. In fact if they do curse they normally say they are sorry if they were close enough that my some would have heard it. I realy liie the way they run thier field. Very safe. And Redneck (head ref) is a great guy. Just MHO.

[simon woodstock]

i'll talk smack some times to pull a guy out of his bunker. but I won't swear if i get hit. that gives the guy who hit me too much gratification. if its a nice shot i'll give him props, but i'll never swear because of it, thay get too much pleasure out of that.

[Splat Attack]

I try not to swear anytime at all. Discusting habbit. But just last saturday i lit this kid up and he got soo pissed. I mean he went on for like 5 minuets. Kinda funny, oh and ever Used this line, I'm gonna spank you like a 5 year old at K-mart!

Try this, when playing wood ball, throw a fairly large rock on the other side of the person. Don't let them see it, and Please don't hit anybody! This almost works too well.

[Skull]

I try not to use profanity, and i never have at the field accept for that one time.....

I got kicked out after being shot in the balls and singin a chorus of cuss that went on for about 5 minutes!!*

Now that i think about it it was pretty funny...

[PaintKiller]

Last time I went pballing I got shot 10 times by this newbie and they diddent stop shooting me after I was elminated.
SO I walked off the field cussing and yelling at the reff.
Because they did that to 5 outher people.
And it was in the woods.
I did get to light em up in speedball. :)
But in speedball I do get really hyper and start owning.
I love it.
But one round in speed ball I got shot on my finger.
"S H I T" I said man it hurt.
DId any one get shot in there finger?

[Skull]

I where thos friggin armored gloves, they may be a lil clunky, but they sure take the sting outa finger and hand shots.

[Splat Attack]

I dissagree. They are very reliable, and not clunky at all. I got them for 8 bucks at wallmart, and they look cool too.

[PaintKiller]

YEah it hurt bad.
I want a good looking glove.
Like the jt it looks sweet I will post a pic I saw of it.

[Skull]

the reason i said clunky was cause i've got 1 size to big untill they get a new shipment in of medium gloves. Brass Eagle Bewear gloves r the ones i've got and they r very comfy.

[Splat Attack]

Mine are from wal mart. I think it is 2 xtreme or somethin

[Skull]

Mine r from walmart too.... They really sell good pball equipment if u know where and what to look for, i bought my tigershark crystal there. Never had a problem with it cause i paid attention to things like what condition the box was in and they let me take it apart with my pocket knife to inspect the inside... Listen to this wise words all ye nubies out there don't go trashin walmart guns cause u were to ignerent to check out the simple stuff.

[PaintKiller]

It looks like this.
http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/PaintKiller040701203753kgloveblack.jpg

[Splat Attack]

those are cool too, but I like mine better. They are half fingered though. I dont mind, I havent got shot in the hand yet, except the day I forgot to wear them. Go figure

[simon woodstock]

i dunno about this swearing stuff, everytime i shoot my little brother it goes some like this. G*D D*MM*T ST*P F*CK*NG SHOOTING ME YOU G*D D*MN F*GG*T! YOU F*CK*NG HIT ME! J*S*S CHR*ST YOU F*CK*NG *SS H*L*.

then i'll yell did i hit you?

and he'll say

WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU F*CK*NG MORON. WHY THE F*CK DO YOU THINK I"M F*CK*ING SWEARING YOU G*D D*MN R*TARD!!!

then i'll say, YES, I WON!

I may have blurrbed out a letter not in a swear, i just did it for most vowels for what my brother said

[PaintKiller]

LOL that was funny on and about the glove I live the jt one like I posted but the padding goes down to the nail
I will keep looking for the pic.

[Splat Attack]

Well I say get what you like, but just get a pair. When you do get one though, cut the top half off of the shooter finger. Easier to shoot, but I didn't have to on mine :)

[PaintKiller]

I will try it on first to see. But thanks for the info :)

[jizz186]

ha isnt this a coincidence i just went paintballin today and everyone on the field uses profanity. i usually use profanity when i get knocked in the head...i scream out a cuss word then i say out. but just today we were going to play a game of speedball where both teams start on opposite sides, a group of guys tried to start across a lake and ran at us shooting while we didnt even have our masks down...yea i cussed at him, he took it way to personal. wouldnt you be pissed if someone broke the rules of the speedball game we were playing and got shot in the eye because of it

[Splat Attack]

Our feild rule is keep masks down on the field, even when the game is over, also out of the field, guns are on saftey and have a barrel plug. Kind of strict, but I am glad.

[PaintKiller]

My field to.
When we are walking to the fiels the masks have to stay on and the barrel plugs are in and no outher game is on.
Because to many newbies are playing.

[Splat Attack]

yeah well I only played there cause I was a newbie without a gun. They taught me some good rules, and some tricks, now that I play in the woods, we dont have to be as careful. still I like being safe, I hate newbies that take off their masks or people that shoot off the field at other people. ruins the fun

[PaintKiller]

Hey jizz I read youre post like 5 times what are you talking about.
First I never seen a speed ball field with a lake .
Second.Thoes kids were vs 'ing you.
Or they came out from a diff game??
Whats the deall explain.

[jizz186]

ok let me explain....there are to speedball courses, an old one and a new one that we usually play with, inbetween these two courses is a lake with two paths on both sides of the lake that lead to the courses. now everysingle time i have played speedball at this field, one team starts at one side of the new course, and the other team starts on the other side. Our team went out first and waited for a while, the other team came out, shouted go, ran and started shooting......now usually before a game, we sit there for a while find out if both teams are ready and then both teams mutually say go. along with this happening, some of the guys on the opposite team started bunkering down along the path that connected both courses. this all happened while our team was saying hold up where not ready, and sure enough ppl kept on firing while most of us didnt even have our masks down....i hope this helps. the main thing about this is that both teams start out on opposite sides...a few ppl tried to start out right next to us...plus our masks where down....of course i was pissed, wht if i got hit in the eye while this all happened

[Splat Attack]

okay now I get it