Angriest u've ever been playing paintball

[DyeHardP8ntball]

ok i see all these kick a** threads going so i thought i'de mine a try so whats the angriest u've ever been on a paintball field and what happened...i'll start it off


im playing a few weeks ago and this guy he's like my age is in all camo and only has the vl pack and only holds 2 100 round pods well unfortunately my friend kinda started talking 2 him in the staging area and so he decides 2 follow us and like every game he asks us 4 some paint i kepp teliing him no i shoot a lot and need it he goes ok and keeps asking me every game 4 more paint...at this point im getting iritated being that i hate giving paint but this kid would not stop eventually towards the end of the day he asks 4 like 20th time and goes c'mon quit being a jerk i just go GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME he's like shocked...i turn around 2 walk away and the lil s o b actually opens my pack and grabs a pod......im turn around and look at him he's im only gonna take enough 2 fill one of my pods he pulls out his pod and i smack it out of his hand like 20 feet away and get in his face and yell I DON'T GIV A FLYING F*** BOUT UR SRY *** OR UR STUPID POD he like looks like he's about 2 cry and walks away meanwhile everyone at the field is watching us...felt kinda bad but this could was like 16 he should've known better

[BigTarget04]

Wow your not even sixteen yet, you still punk out this guy thats older than you. And yes that is quite immature, but seeing as I am of the poor distinction myself I can see where he is coming from. But I just use the strategy of shooting alot less and only shooting when i know i can hit the target.

[dog-of-Dislexia]

I got pretty angry when my own teammate shot me while I was taking the snake.

[DyeHardP8ntball]

Originally posted by BigTarget04
Wow your not even sixteen yet, you still punk out this guy thats older than you. And yes that is quite immature, but seeing as I am of the poor distinction myself I can see where he is coming from. But I just use the strategy of shooting alot less and only shooting when i know i can hit the target.


after 20 no's u would think he would stop but actually taking my pod out of my pack was the last straw..i felt bad...but oh well now he knows better

[donut10591]

wow, 16 years old and he steals a pod? sheesh how much is a bag of 100 paint? 5 bucks? lol i would feel bad too, but i would give him like 20 paint and tell him not to shoot it until i tell him to. :o Bty, did u smack the pod out of his hand like a slap or did u throw it?:laugh:

[donut10591]

oops here's my story. not about me but i witnessed it.

I was at a walkon field and the day slowly went by, but everything was going fine, then when we had a lunch break, something VERY bad happend. Well my youngest uncle who's like 23-26 was talking on the phone to his girlfriend (i think). So i'm loading up paint into my pods and all of a sudden SLAM, he shuts the car door really loudly and looks pissed. So he goes over to me and says "mikey lemme borrow ur gun" (yes he still calls me that, i am alot younger than him) Anyway, he plays, i have a stock gun, and he is like rampaging through the field. He gets about 2-3 guys out in less than a minute and we win after i shoot about 10 paintballs. That went on for like 5 games. Then when we were in the safe zone, everyone else on the other team was soaked in paint. THen, we had 6 games of speedball left, except my uncle went back to his car to get more paint. He came back smiling and then he was really rampaging anymore (but we still won). I think he's gettin married in a good year or so. Weird what anger does to ur paintball skills. Except fake anger just makes you worse, i tried to get angry and i just ran through the field and got shot twice on the arm, about 10 on my pods and gogged. Funny though, i was naive.:crazy:

[Infiltrator]

Usually when I run out of paint and have to go to work, people are begging me to stay and give me pods of paint just so I can stay longer. Even in the one scenario game I played, if I survived long enough and my 3 pod pack ran empty people would be like "LET ME GIVE YOU SOME OF MY PAINT!" When I give people a pod during a game and they want to repay me, I just say, "Don't worry about it. I needed you and you needed me."

I got angry at these people that picked all the good players before we could pick fair teams. They shouted in our faces, "WE ARE GOING TO TOTALLY OWN YOU ALL AND KICK YOUR !@#." I stood there in a silent rage, giving them no clue what I was about to do to them. I didn't tell my team what I was going to do either so no one would think I failed if I did fail. At the start of the game I ran in a straight line parallel to this camper hill. All this paint was flying all around me an under my legs but I just kept going full speed, the wind making noise around my ears. At the base of the hill I slid into a bunch of rocks and got swept away and didn't exactly know what happened after that, but 4 people walked out (under 20 secs went by), one's mask was pasted in paint. But they were ticked off. They ripped off thier masks and said I cheated and what I did was "Impossible, absolutely IMPOSSIBLE!". Meanwhile the people on thier own team were laughing because they knew what happened, while they blew thier heads off at me. I got ticked off as well and ripped off my mask. "YOU IDIOTS, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN WHAT A FRONTPLAYER DOES BEFORE?!!!" After they finished thier tirade my team was all around me and one said, "Man, that was awesome, at the start of the game he just took off and humped those b#%^&#" My team turned from a bunch of demoralized players, to people who believed that they could win. The other team was astonished that I didn't cheat at all, but took them down in a violence that was never seen before. One on my team said after the game, "I'll remember this day forever." I guess that's what happens when you sandbag with a bunch of newbies.

The people that picked that team just seemed like a bunch of blowhards or something, because they were always in a tirade. They said, "Cubans are like that, but you are ok with us." I thought that it wasn't the cubans, it was just them.

[flyingeagle3]

this was last week:

I was holding the 30 while this opposion player named Shawn ran up to the mid 50. He lays his stream at other players while I notice his forarm sticking out Slighty. I send a hopper his way without letting up. I duck into reload. He posted and I snap shoot 3 or 4 times and finally get him back in. He shoots at the other players and this time I notice his egg and his forarm both exposed this time so I lay paint like hell. I finally catch his forarm and skim the top of his egg. I see him clearly whip the egg and his foramr and plays on. They win the game and i start thrown a fliping fit. I walk over and lift up his forarm and see the welp and he retorts. "thats from last game man" I swear like a sailer using every word in the book. The flame war is still going on on the local forum as we speak. I was so mad that day

[MA_paintballer]

I pretty much never get angry during a paintball game (**** happens) but this one time I got shot in the ear by one of my own teammates (delibratly) from about 10 ft. away.....that made me :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:

[stlyesom]

Originally posted by dog-of-Dislexia
I got pretty angry when my own teammate shot me while I was taking the snake.

Hehe, that reminds me of when I was paintballing at a field about a week ago. I was watching a game that a few of my friends were playing in. Someone yelled "snake snake!" and one of my friends ran up and bunkered my other friend, who was on his team, in the snake. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Here's one thing that made me mad:
I was the last one in on my team with 2 guys left on the other team. My gun was running low on air so my shots wereen't going far enough to pick off the guy I could plainly see. I ran up snake and kept shooting. One shot come out of nowhere and skims off my hopper. I call myself out, hold up my hands. Those idiots just kept firing and shot my hands like 5 times each:pissed: :pissed:

Earlier that day:
Someone called a paintcheck on me when I was pretty sure I wasn't hit. THe ref tries to call me out on something from another game, I tell him it was another game he say's ok. Then he calls me out on other paint on my mask, I wan't really thinking about it so I sadi ok and walked off. When I looked at my mask off the field I realized that he had called me out on a paint stain that wasn't even from that day. Even more:pissed: :pissed:

-stlyesom

[DyeHardP8ntball]

Originally posted by donut10591
wow, 16 years old and he steals a pod? sheesh how much is a bag of 100 paint? 5 bucks? lol i would feel bad too, but i would give him like 20 paint and tell him not to shoot it until i tell him to. :o Bty, did u smack the pod out of his hand like a slap or did u throw it?:laugh:


ok he had my pod in his right hand and his pod in the left he had opened his pod up and was about 2 open mine so he could pour it in so i took my pod backand literally back handedhis wrist and the pod sending it flying..really a good shot on it went a good 10 feet up and maybev15-20 feet far...

well now that im writing about this story ill bring up a story which didnt anger me at the time but if it were 2 happen now i'd be furious

first time ever playing i got shot in the neck from 10 feet away by a frozen ball hurt like hell but i just excepted it cuz at the time i just thought it was something ppl did like it was personal preference 2 freeze the balls or not so i was just like ouchy and found the ball bounce off my neck and against the wall picked it up and it still had like frost on it and i wasnt wearing gloves so i could feel how cold it was but now i'd chase them off the field if that happened

[GranDream]

I was doing a 1 v 1 with blades, and I shoot the other guy, and he yells "HIT" so the ref comes over and does a paint as I come out of hiding, thinking I won, the ref then yells "PLAYER IS CLEAN" and then I get shot. I was angry because the guy says hit, which means out, but I guess that didn't matter to the ref.

[ps2baller]

Some guy on the sidlines who was out was telling his teammates were I was (in the snake) and when the game started we weren't ready and only three out of the 15 kids who were playing were on my team.:pissed: It was threffs first time.

[Meuchelmorder]

i went to play at a local "outlaw" field. a friend of a friend invited us (me, my bro, and two buddies). we get there and they put all the people who have never played there on a team, and all their 'veteran' players on another. not only that but we're playing attack-and-defend and we're the attackers! :rolleyes:

so they tell us where to start and which direction to go, which of course was through an open field of flowers :laugh: . we didnt, of course and ended up winning.

they never let us walk the field before playing and didnt show us any boundaries. a couple games in we had the general idea of where the field was / wasnt. basically you start at one end of this flowery field, and head for the other end. trees were out of bounds. it was like speedball without bunkers! :biglaugh:

one of the games they shot a female on our team after she called herself out, and continued to do so even though she kept yelling it. they finally stopped after maybe 40 shots and me and my bro both yelling SHE'S OUT!!!.

i was so mad at how they set the whole thing up. it was almost like they rigged it so they would win. oh yea, it was loads of fun :rolleyes:

[BMFer]

^^^^
One more reason 'outlaw ball' sucks.
Play on a field, or play with permision of the land owner, with people who know what they are doing and who follow the rules.

[Meuchelmorder]

Originally posted by BMFer
^^^^
One more reason 'outlaw ball' sucks.
Play on a field, or play with permision of the land owner, with people who know what they are doing and who follow the rules.

yes, all outlaw ball sucks based on one event that i wasnt even hosting. good call. :rolleyes:

[gffbrl21]

im known locally as a gun whoar so, one time whilst i had my bushmaster( VERY old and unreliable) i was at my local speedball field having a pretty good day with no gun troubles yet. then, when its getting close to the end of the day im in a game and my team was just tooling on the squids at the other end. i decide to make this end quicker so i take thier 30 on the right tape and i can see this squid at thier back right. he had no clue i was directly in front of him at his 30. i come out the tape side of my bunker very tight and he dont see me. i pull the trigger on my bushmaster. the ball lands at his feet. then he sees me and im like omg fooking tool of a gun. i ripped through a hopper and not one ball went close enough or shot at a high enough velocity to hit him(full tank, gun had been working fine all game). now what i did next some of you will consider was not a very sportsmanlike thing to do but keep in mind this was a sand field. i spiked my gun(yes i threw it at the ground!!) and got up and walked calmly off the field revvy still on and spinning. i would have bunkered the fool but by the time i figured out my gun was messed up the balls were just rolling out of the barrel and he knew i was there. oh well.

[stlyesom]

I was getting real angry today at these 3 kids that were playing at the same feild as me. They were talking trash all day and thought that we were bad because I was using a 98c. We played them about 10 times and lost 2. In both of those, I ran out of air. One of them, I was shot by a guy running by me across the feild and shooting me in the leg while not even looking (does that qualify as blindfiring? I didn't think so but......). Even though they lost to us more than they one, they were still bragging about how they crushed us.
Also, one of them shot my friends autococker right in the hoses, broke like 3 of them, and then bragged about his "sweet shot" my friend was:pissed:
Another thing was that they were being complete **** to the newbies that were around. They played a 3 on 6 against 6 kids that couldn't have been more than 12 years old and said as they walked onto the field "we want to bunker some people." They didn't seem to understand that if they bunkered one of them thaet kid might never play again.
:pissed: :pissed:

[Caleb98]

ok, I got a couple times.

1. I was at a friend's field now everybody that plays there is like family so one day 2 new kids show up. No-one really likes them. They go the whole day without getting hit. Talking all this crap. So one day there behind this bunker, and my best friend and I shoot 400 balls behind it, they never call themselves out and after the game we go back and talk to them they said they wiped off their lenses because of the splatter, they couldn't see, and their hoppers had been wiped to because you could see the smears.

So later that day the older of the 2 kids, about 16 or so. Was talking about how I was lucky I got out when I did because He was gonna "run up and bunker me". :pissed:

So in the staging area I go to the cook and ask for 2 hotdogs, my buddy says "I'll take 2 too". The 2 kids look back and laugh and call him a retard.

I was pissed, first the kids wiped, (other people thought they did too), said they were gonna bunker me, called my friend a retard...dirty ***es.

2.Guy said I wiped a hit...the shirt I was wearing that day was white...:rolleyes:

3. Ref at last scenario accused me of wiping. I have a flex 7 so the ears are hard. I was running from one bunker to another and put hy hand up over the earpiece (the one that was taking fire) and after I reached my bunker put my hand down. Ref comes up and checks my glove, accuses me of wiping I tell him I put my hand over my earpiece so if I get hit there it might bounce, he says "If I see you do it again, your outta here".


:pissed:

[Sniper871]

The only time I've been pissed off in paintball was when me and my bro where flanking around the other team and we both got good spots behind stumps and I was behind a small hill. Well we started shooting and they shot back, hitting me in the chest about 5 or 6 times. I was trying to call myself out but they just kept shooting!. I just laid there trying to get as low as possible, and when they eventually stopped shooting I peaked up and got shot in the goggles. then I was pissed beyond belief. I stood up and unloaded a full hopper into this guy wearing only a t-shirt. I probably hit him about 20 or 30 times. My logic, he doesn't stop shooting, I don't either.
One shot one kill

[Avery_mac]

we were both at our sides almost ready to play.. no one had their mask on then the other team yells are u ready and started going before we could even say no .. so i ****ing raged when we were playing