View Full Version : i put a paintball in my nose
amzng_spyderman
10-19-2004, 05:43 PM
*warning: do not try this under any circumstances. i'm a trained professional and should not be imitated*
not much of a back story. i was just playing with paintball, one thing led to another, and poof! the thing's in my nose. rps flash. thought it was mildly funny and some of you might get a kick out of it. enjoy.
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/7965/nose.jpg
pbdan9190
10-19-2004, 05:46 PM
That's...interesting. How did it feel?
GranDream
10-19-2004, 05:46 PM
:confused::laugh: You are a true inspiration to us all!
Cliche
10-19-2004, 05:46 PM
Haha, Snufflufogus.
amzng_spyderman
10-19-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by pbdan9190
That's...interesting. How did it feel?
didn't hurt or take a whole lot of effort to get up there. who'd have known my nostrils were .689?
GranDream
10-19-2004, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
didn't hurt or take a whole lot of effort to get up there. who'd have known my nostrils were .689?
Now I feel compelled to stick one up my nose and shoot it at someone snotrocket style.
SinfulCindy
10-19-2004, 05:58 PM
You have humongous nostrils to be able to fit a paintball in there, lol. No offense. <3
Downfall08
10-19-2004, 05:59 PM
I'd hate to see where else you put it.
amzng_spyderman
10-19-2004, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by SinfulCindy
You have humongous nostrils to be able to fit a paintball in there, lol. No offense. <3
good thing they're in proportion to my giant head, otherwise people would make fun of me.
people still make fun of me :(
dubis07
10-19-2004, 06:02 PM
I say you should try to put one in each nostrail...more pics if you do it please ;)
PeYToN-SS
10-19-2004, 06:03 PM
Only one appropriate response:
:tup:
clown_13_2001
10-19-2004, 06:08 PM
Did it bust trying to get it out?:confused:
amzng_spyderman
10-19-2004, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by dubis07
I say you should try to put one in each nostrail...more pics if you do it please ;)
got another up the left with no problem, but as i was inserting one into the right nostril the left one popped. yeah, it sucks. once again, don't do this yourselves :eyes:
dubis07
10-19-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
got another up the left with no problem, but as i was inserting one into the right nostril the left one popped. yeah, it sucks. once again, don't do this yourselves :eyes:
I could so picture some kid on these boards trying to do two now that you couldnt do it. Then as he is sucking as hard as he can to get them in, they pop and the paint goes up in nose and down his throat and he basically drowns/sufficates himself...hah, that would suck.
GranDream
10-19-2004, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by dubis07
I could so picture some kid on these boards trying to do two now that you couldnt do it. Then as he is sucking as hard as he can to get them in, they pop and the paint goes up in nose and down his throat and he basically drowns/sufficates himself...hah, that would suck.
Wheres pb wing when you need him...
spyderuser 123
10-19-2004, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Downfall08
I'd hate to see where else you put it.
:eek:
amzng_spyderman
10-19-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by GranDream
Wheres pb wing when you need him...
too bad he got banned. he could have designed me an automated paint-nostril insertion device with self timing programming and a laser sight.
efpballplayer
10-19-2004, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by GranDream
Now I feel compelled to stick one up my nose and shoot it at someone snotrocket style.
I tried that. Doesn't work.
GranDream
10-19-2004, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
too bad he got banned. he could have designed me an automated paint-nostril insertion device with self timing programming and a laser sight.
And modded it to fit bullet shaped paint.
fusion_05
10-19-2004, 06:54 PM
oh gawd...let's not bring up bullet shaped paint again :laugh:
KingThomasIV
10-19-2004, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
too bad he got banned. he could have designed me an automated paint-nostril insertion device with self timing programming and a laser sight.
it. is to bad. it was. fun decod.ing his garmmar. and speling.
http://img81.exs.cx/img81/300/pbwing1.jpg
Canadia_PBaller
10-19-2004, 07:28 PM
If there was a smiley that shook it's head in dissapointment, I would be using it.
KingThomasIV
10-19-2004, 07:31 PM
no. but really. i think thi.s owould wrok.
:laugh: ;)
SinfulCindy
10-19-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
good thing they're in proportion to my giant head, otherwise people would make fun of me.
people still make fun of me :( <3!Originally posted by Canadia_PBaller
If there was a smiley that shook it's head in dissapointment, I would be using it. Pick one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/sd1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/rotz.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/nonono2.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/headshake.gif.
OWNAGE
10-19-2004, 07:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/rotz.gif
I wonder if pbwing ever goes on this site anymore:laugh:
Canadia_PBaller
10-19-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by SinfulCindy
!Pick one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/sd1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/rotz.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/nonono2.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/headshake.gif.
I like the 3rd one. Thanks.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/nonono2.gif
GranDream
10-19-2004, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by SpyderOWNAGE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/rotz.gif
I wonder if pbwing ever goes on this site anymore:laugh:
Even in bannation his ownage goes on.
cocker kid 2k2
10-20-2004, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
*warning: do not try this under any circumstances. i'm a trained professional and should not be imitated*
not much of a back story. i was just playing with paintball, one thing led to another, and poof! the thing's in my nose. rps flash. thought it was mildly funny and some of you might get a kick out of it. enjoy.
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/7965/nose.jpg Our Moderators hard at work.
Flakey Lemon
10-20-2004, 12:11 PM
I just tried it and couldn't get it up there...I tried lubing it with lotion, but I got nothing.
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2
Our Moderators hard at work. :laugh:
This is the best thread I've read all day. :tup:
[Infusion]BigC
10-20-2004, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by Flakey Lemon
I just tried it and couldn't get it up there...I tried lubing it with lotion, but I got nothing.
:eyes:
dog-of-Dislexia
10-20-2004, 12:24 PM
Let's not try any other places okay spydey?
Hmmm Donut
10-20-2004, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by GranDream
Even in bannation his ownage goes on.
So true.
I guess :tup:
Still don't know why you did it?
Bigshot
10-20-2004, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by SinfulCindy
Pick one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/sd1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/rotz.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/nonono2.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/THeStiNgOfCiNdY/headshake.gif. [/B]
these are good! But the read is better. :tup:
nirvana1234
10-20-2004, 12:58 PM
WOW.........
GranDream
10-20-2004, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Bigshot
these are good! But the read is better. :tup:
Huh:confused:
ps2baller
10-20-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by GranDream
Now I feel compelled to stick one up my nose and shoot it at someone snotrocket style.
:agree:
insanepenguin
10-20-2004, 01:14 PM
You know those candy things called bites? They have all different kinds, like snikers bites, almond joy bites, heath bites, and resees. There like little tiny balls of the normal candy and they come in a big bag.
Anyway, a few years ago I shoved one up my both my nosterals and then couldnt get them out. Had to use the old crunch and blow technique. Smelt liked chocolate for the rest of the day so that was cool.
puck2paint
10-20-2004, 01:15 PM
your my role model, spydie.
i was just playing with paintball, one thing led to another, and poof! the thing's in my nose
hahaha sigged
SinfulCindy
10-20-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by insanepenguin
You know those candy things called bites? They have all different kinds, like snikers bites, almond joy bites, heath bites, and resees. There like little tiny balls of the normal candy and they come in a big bag.
Anyway, a few years ago I shoved one up my both my nosterals and then couldnt get them out. Had to use the old crunch and blow technique. Smelt liked chocolate for the rest of the day so that was cool. Um... Well... Just eew.Originally posted by Bigshot
these are good! But the read is better. :tup: What GranDream said.
Downfall08
10-20-2004, 02:21 PM
I just found some paint lying around and tried one up each. I actually got them up there. Had a little trouble getting them out but i did. I just wish i had pics....
schoolsukz08
10-20-2004, 02:24 PM
Man, that picture makes me want to punch you in the nose. With paintball still lodged in there of course. :P
nirvana1234
10-20-2004, 05:23 PM
he would have a blood nose with red and blue colors flowing out!
amzng_spyderman
10-20-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2
Our Moderators hard at work.
ask UT about his squeegee trick ;)
GranDream
10-20-2004, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
ask UT about his squeegee trick ;)
Oh God, I don't even wanna think about what that could mean.
dubis07
10-20-2004, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by GranDream
Oh God, I don't even wanna think about what that could mean.
agreed, but i am still going to pm him about it ;)
Spinach
10-20-2004, 07:35 PM
I wonder if I could get one in my wind pipe? :dodgy:
GranDream
10-20-2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Spinach
I wonder if I could get one in my wind pipe? :dodgy:
I'm sure you could, but that just strikes me as a bad idea.
phlanax13
10-20-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by efpballplayer
I tried that. Doesn't work.
Maybe thats because you did't have the proper paint to nosestrill bore match. :laugh: Try raising the out put PSI.:D
kb9wgx
10-20-2004, 10:11 PM
Hey, i've got a huge nose. Maybe I could fit two in each nostril? Nah, I'd rather shoot em.
chibissj
10-20-2004, 10:34 PM
break it next time and tell us how it feels to snort one.
amzng_spyderman
10-21-2004, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by chibissj
break it next time and tell us how it feels to snort one.
been there, done that. not pleasent.
chibissj
10-21-2004, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
been there, done that. not pleasent.
that would explain the dropoff in intellegence:P because we know you weren't dropped on your head as a kid. And you didn't eat paste either.
GIZMO8Z
10-21-2004, 10:40 AM
I did that about a year ago when we had chocolate scented paint at the field I managed.
...I'm on my laptop here at college ... but when my bro comes online I'll tell him to send me the pic so I can share.
Rb_Empire_530
10-21-2004, 02:37 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
[B]*warning: do not try this under any circumstances. i'm a trained professional and should not be imitated*
LOL:blah: :blah: :blah:
lol:D :D :D :) :blah: :crazy:
trained professiona...lol
rathbaster
10-21-2004, 03:36 PM
:roflmao:
Dear god this is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
And yesterday too. :laugh:
And maybe even the day before that. :)
-Rath
Originally posted by SinfulCindy
You have humongous nostrils to be able to fit a paintball in there, lol. No offense. <3 http://www.pbreview.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif Honestly huge nose there.
My asian style nose wont fit anythin.
phlanax13
10-21-2004, 03:40 PM
^^ Dang wont fit anything? How can you pick it? :crazy:
Originally posted by Spinach
I wonder if I could get one in my wind pipe? :dodgy:
It'll defiently fit... (Removed the rest due to it being too R rated)
SinfulCindy
10-21-2004, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by JGAC
http://www.pbreview.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif Honestly huge nose there.
My asian style nose wont fit anythin. What's your ethnicity? I'm Vietnamese, so I have that Vietnamese-wide-and-frickin-ugly-nose. >_< I don't think I can fit a paintball in it, though, and I'm not ever going to try. :dodgy:
Originally posted by SinfulCindy
What's your ethnicity? I'm Vietnamese, so I have that Vietnamese-wide-and-frickin-ugly-nose. >_< I don't think I can fit a paintball in it, though, and I'm not ever going to try. :dodgy: Filipino.
Nothin is going up my nose and I barely get my finger in there without forcing it.
Yup, just checked, paintball wont fit.
SinfulCindy
10-21-2004, 04:41 PM
Filipino people have nicer noses. Unfair. :dodgy:
I think I'll go make my brother try to stick a paintball up his nose. After all, we nearly have the same-shaped noses and he's more crazy than I am.
GranDream
10-21-2004, 04:45 PM
I think I could get one up there, but have an extremely hard time getting it out.
CountyPaintball
10-21-2004, 05:00 PM
I can't believe I just read 4 pages about this. :)
I won't be trying it though.
kb9wgx
10-21-2004, 05:36 PM
They fit very nicely in my nose. Sorry, I had to try. Didn't have to force it or anything.
Originally posted by kb9wgx
They fit very nicely in my nose. Sorry, I had to try. Didn't have to force it or anything. now I feel like I have a small nose...
kb9wgx
10-21-2004, 05:47 PM
Don't feel bad, my nose is huge.
Bramage_Dained
10-21-2004, 07:51 PM
You do haave huge nostrils.
but yea fuunnies thread of the day stamp of approval.
GIZMO8Z
10-22-2004, 08:28 AM
This paint smelt soooooooooo good.
amzng_spyderman
10-22-2004, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by GIZMO8Z
This paint smelt soooooooooo good.
:laugh: man, you gotta get those all the way up there ;)
GranDream
10-22-2004, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by GIZMO8Z
This paint smelt soooooooooo good.
Now theres something I don't want to see coming at me in a dark alley.
clown_13_2001
10-22-2004, 12:14 PM
You scare me gizmo. *shudders*
SinfulCindy
10-22-2004, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by GIZMO8Z
This paint smelt soooooooooo good. BAHAHAHAHAHA! Jizzmo, you so funnay. :crazy:
GIZMO8Z
10-22-2004, 02:50 PM
I have a very skinny nose ... no chance I'll ever get them totally up there.
Please note ... I'm not usually THAT ugly. That pic was taken after a long day of practice against Ground Zero.
MA_paintballer
10-22-2004, 03:19 PM
I have a nose that is commonly reffered too as "african american" because of its size. In paintball terms I'm atleast a .697-.703. But it's okay because I've got the hands, feet and other body areas to go with it.
spyderuser 123
10-23-2004, 08:09 PM
if someone other than a moderator had started this it would be closed by now.
nirvana1234
10-23-2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by spyderuser 123
if someone other than a moderator had started this it would be closed by now.
your just jealous...
TippmannFreak98
10-23-2004, 09:44 PM
??? Ok then. Im going back to pbnation......this place is getting weird.
GranDream
10-23-2004, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by TippmannFreak98
??? Ok then. Im going back to pbnation......this place is getting weird.
FINALLY.
spyderuser 123
10-24-2004, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by nirvana1234
your just jealous...
of what:laugh: I can do that, as a matter of fact I've done it before.
pbhippie ben
10-24-2004, 10:29 AM
I'm jewish, i have the brow, but i dont have the nose. I can't ven fit a peanutbutter m&m up my nose:(
Originally posted by pbhippie ben
I'm jewish, i have the brow, but i dont have the nose. I can't ven fit a peanutbutter m&m up my nose:( You mean peanut?
If not, you could be talking about regular or cruncy....I like crunchy:laugh:
All of us should try and post a pic...
pbhippie ben
10-24-2004, 10:37 AM
Ya, i ment peanut.
radishboy
10-24-2004, 11:31 AM
due that is SOOOOOOOO old i saw that posted on PBN this thread SUCKS!
amzng_spyderman
10-24-2004, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by radishboy
due that is SOOOOOOOO old i saw that posted on PBN this thread SUCKS!
what was posted on pbn? not my nose pic, that went straight from my camera to imageshack :eyes:
radishboy
10-24-2004, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
what was posted on pbn? not my nose pic, that went straight from my camera to imageshack :eyes:
it was a joke....
...90% of any picture posted here gets that reply...
maybe i was the only one that noticed i guess.
TippmannFreak98
10-24-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by GranDream
FINALLY. go shuv it *** hole
Bigshot
10-24-2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by 2XS
That was a stupid post. Get the hell off these forums.
GranDream
10-24-2004, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by TippmannFreak98
go shuv it *** hole
Oops, did I actually post that? My bad.
BMFer
10-25-2004, 07:11 AM
What's worse...
5 pages about a paintball in a mod's nose...
- or -
...that I read them all.
::hangs head in shame::
clown_13_2001
10-25-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by BMFer
What's worse...
5 pages about a paintball in a mod's nose...
- or -
...that I read them all.
::hangs head in shame::
Neither. Both was a wise decision. :tup:
POGUE182
10-25-2004, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by GranDream
Now I feel compelled to stick one up my nose and shoot it at someone snotrocket style.
yea, at my dad...or sister...now that would be funny..
-POGUE182
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