Walt is evvvvviiiiiilllll!!!!

[BetaBoy]

OK next time any of you order from e-paintballoutlet.com make sure NOT to listen to Walt about shipping suggestions. Ya you do save money on shipping, BUT hell all the hell you have to go through every day sitting on your porch waiting for your mailman to arrive is NOT worth it. I tell ya... for the last 3 days I have been going insane, I can't sleep, I can't eat, all I do is wait by the door incase the mailman comes 15 mins early! So next time you order your Godly Imp, make sure to order UPS so at least you could track it through the web and know exactly when it arrives.

How long does USPS take anyways? I ordered the gun last Wednesday and Walt said he'd ship it on Thursday....any ideas when I could get it?

Thanks,
Depressed Beta

[Killer Kat]

Beta Bro Cool your jets! Walt's a good man he's saving you some dough cut the man some slack! You be buyin some paint with the money ya saved, and shootin it up quicker than you can shake your fist at it! The waitin is the hardest part (thank you Tom Petty) But just think of it this way bro, in a day or two, you'll have your baby and you'll be rippin off a steady string of paintball perils just as sweet and long as a necklace! Walt did one of his trigger jobs for ya didn't he? Trust me he's GOOD! He did one of my Imps and it Rips! :eek: So hang in there bro, cause it's a comin! ;)

[BetaBoy]

Oh I know, sorry it was sarcasm :P

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FOM and Walt did my friend's IMP, so I trust those guys 100%.... that's why he is EVIIIIILL.... he needs to be a shrink on a side and explain to people that they are going through hell and that they will have to wait for etern... err week to get their babies and are they SURE they don't want to spend extra bucks for UPS shipping.......
</sarcasm>

:)

[Killer Kat]

You know we all want to see pic's as soon as you can put the baby down long enuff to get a few pictures of it! :D

[Weasel00]

If they sent it Priority mail then it will take 2-3 days. Something may have held it up. Why don't you call and make sure everything is alright. As much business as they do they are bound to forget something or do something wrong. Give them some slack there is a lot of Impulses and accessories going in and out of that place. You will have it soon enough. You will then totally forget about all the bad cause your brain will become mush when air it up!!

Jared

[BetaBoy]

Bah I should edit my post.... didn't mean it to come off as bad, but funny. All Walt was trying to do is save me a few bucks.

[FOM]

Well Walt's mother used to call him a Devil child...

And she's not around any more...

And he did take a bunch of candles in the bed room and a live chicken


And i can hear him chanting something... Bets something-- I don't know-- maybe you discoved his true nature.

I just hope thats not the one we sent out Express on thrusday to make sure it was there by the weekend!

FOM

[Killer Kat]

The apple don't fall far from the tree! Do day? VooDoo FOM!! :laugh: chickens & candles? Oh Behave!! :eek:

[BetaBoy]

So e-paintballoutlet is actually an online cult and they are spreading their word through the their guns? Oh man, I feel the void coming over me.... stop, make it stop.....

[anchorite]

you guys know what the bible teaches you.
Idolatry is a deadly sin.
I would stop worshiping your guns, and pretending you are devils.
I might get pissed off.
after all, last I checked, I was god.

[BetaBoy]

anch, there is no purpose in trying. I tried and failed at stopping the need of Imp worshiping.... no luck. I have failed, I have fallen into the void of Walt's castings.... he has me, Matrix has failed us, FOM won.

..... 3 hours till mailman shows up, if he doesn't bring the package, I will take him hostage and request my package to be upgraded to overnight.

[Killer Kat]

Beta You're not gonna show him what going POSTAL really means, Are you? :eek:

[BetaBoy]

Mmmm.....russian going postal.... now that's a site!

[BetaBoy]

Well, after all.... FOM and his gang are NOT evil, post office is evil!

So I went to post office to see what's going on with my package, stand in line for 30 mins and ask them about it. Next, lady comes back with the package in her hands and saying that they left a notice at my house yesterday!!!! I was like, no way you didn't... I was home ALL day long.... anyways, after 5 mins of waiting, I hugged the box as hard as I could, and personally escorted it home. Ahhh.... I am in love again.

Going to post some pics tomorrow.

[FOM]

See!

Walt's spell worked!

now Beta THINKS it the post office's fault!

Wow! I love thouse Impulse appearing Spells! Sure cuts down on Invetory!


You know guys, there realy must be something basicly wrong with us-- I mean we are like twisted!

[Killer Kat]

What's the us and we stuff FOM?? We aren't twisted!! There's only room in the Imp Forums for one Twisted Indivdual at a time and that has clearly got to be ME!

[BetaBoy]

Kat, I think the "twisted" and "imped" words go along with Kat without saying. You are like an exception ;)
Oh BTW Walt can read people's minds. Or something, since I didn't tell him to send me 12 inch freak and he sure did.....I love the twisted imped e-pboutlet. Can't wait for my friend to get up so we can start tweaking the gun.

I got a question. The Vision, do I have to do anything to tweak/adjust it? Also, what about different color of paint, do I have to adjust for that as well? If I do have to adjust it, any guidelines I should follow?

Thanks.

[Impy4335]

Sorry, this has nothing to do with this thread, but I didn't feel the need to exit this page and start a new thread
KK, LOVE that pic in your avater, and can somdbody tell me instructions in idiotish(I know almost nothing about somputers) on how to get an avater.

THanks, and sorry for butting in hope its OK

[joejoe]

lol, I haven't been here in a while...reformatted the computer, put XP on here, etc.

But I see you guys are still live and kickin'.

That's too bad your 'gun didn't ship as fast as you wanted it to.

Fom got it here to Seattle in 2 days flat. Two out of two times...:D

[Z3R0C00L]

u guys are nerds j/k im ordering my imp from e-paintballoutlet pretty soon, i already customized it and have it sitting in my cart, now all i have to do is wait for somone to buy my dark cocker