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Ebonclaw
12-12-2001, 10:49 AM
So there I am, me and my electro Shutter. I've worked my way up three quarters of the field and am crouched behind on the other side of one of the opposition's bunkers. It's empty, and I'm about to move up again and proceed to backshoot everyone. I have one opponent keeping me down, but he's let up and is focusing on someone else. My three man team still has all their players (My dad, brother and I) and their team has all three of theirs. So now, I get ready to pull my big move and swing around and take out all three players from their side of the field. I crouch into a running position, ready to take off and all of a sudden......
Splatsplatsplatsplat!
I mutter my bad word of choice under my breath and call myself out, wondering where the HECK that paint came from. The other two players were on the far right of the field, there was only one man on the left and he was behind cover, and the paint.....hit....me.....in...the....back......
Now I hear "Out? We didn't shoot you!" from the other team. I march off the field, having used some $5 of paint to get to my position only to have it stripped away by my teammate! "Who shot me?! I growl." "Oops. Sorry." That's my dad's voice. It's gonna be a long car ride home and I'M driving.

Turns out, all he saw was a hopper, and thinking I was still two bunkers back he opened up on it and somehow caught me in the back and on the gun from across the field.
But it's all cool, I watched the rest of the game from the sidelines. My brother ended up getting eliminated leaving only my traitorous father on the field. But he still took all three of them with his trusty stock Shutter. It's gonna be a dark day when he gets an e-frame. My revenge came the following week when I put some paint on his side in the same spot on two different occasions. He's got a big bruise there now.

Killer Kat
12-12-2001, 11:23 AM
Hey nobodies perfect! Come on Eb admitt it. You've never shot a team mate before? I know I have! (no it wasn't my son) And it feels bad. I'm sure he told ya a dozen times how sorry he was. I think it's great you can go and play with your Dad. My was too old to play any kindda games with me, So I've always made it a point to play anything my sons ask me too. It's fun and it keeps us old guys feel young and important. So on behalf of your father, Thank you and again We're sorry! :D

THE_Cobra58
12-12-2001, 01:16 PM
yeah i understand the thing where you dad can't play with ya in pb... or anything else you play(?) my dads 61 and cant really play stuff... i mean i let him shoot my marker sometimes but he doesnt often(only when i first get it usually) but other than that he just watches me enjoy myself... it's kinda bad because i have like no friends(except one thats only a bike ride away) so thats like i can't do much... oh well hehe only time till i drive O_O

Squidboy
01-03-2002, 09:36 PM
I almost shot my teammate once, I muttered a bad word and whispered that I was on his tem, he proceded to turn and peg me in the arm. Oh joyus colorful language was said that day.

Another time we were playing a large game of 12 on 11, I was on the short side with the most newbies, no matter. We (more like me , I eliminated seven guys, the others were too busy being afraid of being shot and cuddling behind bunkers) got the other team down to three guys behind the begining bunker. I charge up and unleash the electronic fury of my ZAP ZXS-600e on the bunker, all the while screaming for backup, no such luck. I finally run out of balls and charge back the way I cam and hurdle this U bunker to reload (It was a really cool matrix type move, I saw and heard about twenty balls fly by my head). I hunker down still looking at my end of the field (back to the impenetrable bunker) and WHAM i get a blue paintball zinged off of my head running blue paint into my mask (I was pissed at this, it was INSIDE my mask and I had to clean it out). The paintball had come from one of the newbies who happened to think I was on the other team, despite my being the only one with destert camoflage and the only one with my own gun. More joyuse colorful language.

Ebonclaw
01-04-2002, 11:57 AM
Actually Kat, the only thing he mentions about that game is how he got four kills against a three person team. Nah, I'm cool with him. I just wish everyone were as perfect as me. :rolleyes: :P