Cant believe it...

[uthanak2323]

Well, about a month and a half ago, me and some friends decided to built a pb field in the woods across the street from my house. To make a long story short, we worked about every weekend and sometimes during the week to get it done.

Well, last sunday, we finally finished. What used to be nothing but thorns and shrubs was now a really cool outlaw speed ball field. We had wooden bunkers, caution tape to map it out and even a dead pit.

Well about half an hour ago, i realize i couldn't see the cation tape from my house anymore, so i just figured i should go take a look. I just went there about 15 Min ago and what did i find? A wasteland. EVERY bunker torn down, broken and tossed every which way. The caution tape was even ripped down and scattered everywhere. Even the nails we used to nail up the bunkers had been found and thrown all around.

This really pissed me off. I cant believe what some *******s will do to ruin everyone Else's good time and hard *** work.
I was planning to have my fiends come over and paintball this friday, but no, now i have to go pick through the ruins and rebuild the field. Oh, and believe me, when i find the S.O.B. that did this, he is gonna get a "friendly" visit from me and/or my friends. And if its who i think it is, his car tires are getting slashed tonight....:mad: :mad: :pissed: :pissed:


-Jared

[hybrid-sniper]

Thats teenagers for ya.

Sucks hardcore that your field got ripped down, but if its visible from the road its pretty much idol.

[stlyesom]

Aww, that stinks.

[GranDream]

Give 'em blood 'n vinegar!

[Canadia_PBaller]

pwn3d

[paintballr87]

Man that really sucks, I know what its like to have your field destroyed.. me and my friends work along time on our speedball field that was very nice wooden bunkers and some Hay buckers. it has like all tpye of bunkers, we even made some doritos. Well one day my dads like I feel like using this foed for cow pasture, and one day he bacically drives threw the field with the tractor and wipes it out. not really the same but it is.

[JGAC]

When you say a wasteland...do you mean like a composte site or it was just torn apart?

If it was just torn apart, you probably should have made it so you can't see it from a normal area.

My friend has one behind his house, and no one can see it so nothing happens (though i think he has permission from neighbors.)

[p8nter24]

Give the guy a good colon packing when you find him. Just for me.

Goodluck rebuilding you course.:)

[Downfall08]

probably a stupid question but was it on someone e;se's property?

[uthanak2323]

no, it wasnt on anything but township property.

the only reason you could see it was for the yellow caution tape, which was still minimal, the rest u couldnt see casue it was painted camo. its wasnt as visable as you are thinking, jsut barely noticed by the tape which waas nice and low to the ground

it wanst wasteland liek that, it was jsut everything torn down and scattered

yea, i guarantee it was some jerkoff teens (so am i btw) the jsut decided to ruin someone else's hard work

well, tomorrow i am going to survey the damage and hopefully rebuild it as much as i can alone. also will try to get my firend who helped me all the way (mostly a 2 man operation) to come and help.


yes, someone is getting a nice arse kicking when i find out who it was

[JGAC]

Originally posted by uthanak2323
yea, i guarantee it was some jerkoff teens (so am i btw) :laugh:

[cutomcocker1]

Originally posted by Canadia_PBaller
pwn3d

couldn't have said it better myself...

[uthanak2323]

Originally posted by JGAC
:laugh: thought i should add a little humor, lol

[LGP-Spyder]

if ur playing in there and it can be seen from the road dont you think you will hit some cars or people walking by, i dont think anyones gonna be to happy about that

[10-brink]

that sucks, not sux, sucks

[uthanak2323]

the worst part its, one of my best friends told me that my brother admitted to it, and now hes got a voice recording of him trying to blame it on some black guys. :pissed:

[The_Hoss]

We had the same thing happen a couple of times at our field back in NC. It was this guys brother inlaws land so we had permmission, so we spent alot of time on it. It was about 3-4 months when some punk kids knocked all of our bunkers down and left trash everywhere. Me and my bud went ealy one day and found three punk little 13-14 year olds playing pb, but they were kicking our bunkers. what did we do you ask?

Gased my cocker and let it blaze as they played,

Hey it rhymes im a master poet

diggidy:laugh:

[Sniper871]

Man that sucks, I would rebuild the field and then camp in a tree and if the stupid people come back and destroy my field, I'd light em' up with my marker. P.S. wear tree bark camo, they'll never know what hit em'.:D

[Spinach]

It was your brother? Bust out yo glock and blow his *** off!

[spyder_king06]

is your brother older than you?

break something of his......or take a dump in his bed.

[p8nter24]

Originally posted by Sniper871
Man that sucks, I would rebuild the field and then camp in a tree and if the stupid people come back and destroy my field, I'd light em' up with my marker. P.S. wear tree bark camo, they'll never know what hit em'.:D

Not a good way to project that you are a safe person. I never want to play paintball w/ a person who would shoot there marker at anybody w/ out safty gear. Dont suggest things like that, there are people on this site who dont know better. Then they go out and shoot people w/ out safty equipment/in public. Just dont suggest things that shouldnt be done.

Maby you were just kidding. Or i am a little over protective. But when a twelve year old reads that they might think its a good idea to hide in tree on the corner of thier street and shoot oncoming people on the sidewalk.

[Everlight389]

How bout you put the guns to use? Set it back up, and wait for em to come back :)

Edit: Bah! Someone beat me to it :(

[Danman69]

Come on guys WWJD

[p8ntball-kid21]

Originally posted by Danman69
Come on guys WWJD
Straight Gangster :bullwhip:

[stlyesom]

Originally posted by p8ntball-kid21

Straight Gangster :bullwhip:

Hahaha. I love your avatar:love:

[Sniper871]

Ya, I was mostly kidding, but instead of shooting them with you marker, how bout with a video camera. Then turn the video into the police and let them deal with the vandals.:cop:

[Canadia_PBaller]

Originally posted by Danman69
Come on guys WWJD



WWSD?

What Would Satan Do?

[UTLadiesMan]

If it's public property I don't really see what the police could do.

My best recommendation... three words: Barbed wire. :P

[Everlight389]

Originally posted by Danman69
Come on guys WWJD

We want jelly donuts?

[uthanak2323]

Originally posted by spyder_king06
is your brother older than you?

break something of his......or take a dump in his bed. yes, hes 17 and i am 15, dont worry, hes gonna get his in the end.


btw, that idea of taking a poo in his bed was the funniest thing ive heard all day!:D

[rcxpaintball]

As a player I must say that that sucks...but as a field owner I must say what the **** are you thinking!

You should always play at a insured and licensed established field. It may cost more but it is safer and people wont raise a fuss about it. Plus if you did use the field and you hit someone on accident.....bad mojo if you know what I mean. I know of some kids who did something like this and accidentally hit a person walking by....they got sued (they hit the person in the face from close range [bad angle]) their parents ended up paying around 500k and the kids were put in juvee for a year.

Seriously it sucks that all your hard work went to waste but do all your balling at an accual field please.

[Danman69]

It actually means World Wide Jewish Domination

[Infiltrator]

I had this happen alot of times, almost every weekend. Just make the bunkers easy to setup again. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FREAKING CLUE WHY PEOPLE TEAR DOWN THINGS LIKE COMPLETE MINDLESS NUMBSKULLS. This happened to every single one of my treehouses, and every single one of my outlaw fields. Public outlaw fields where everyone knows where it is and somebody sells air and paint is usually where the newbies take all the bunkers that reward aggression and clump them up in one big pile in the back; out of range from each other. Just make it so the bunkers can easily be propped up again. Get masonary nails to build your bunkers, which are super hard to get out with a hammer. I learned this from my first treehouse. They tore up the lower story but, from the other treehouse experience, we made the second and third floors almost impossible to get up to if you had any fear of heights. No steps, just a natural knob on the tree. We built the first floor again this time with masonary nails, and the fools came back to tear it up again but they couldn't. All they could do was pry up one corner section of the board.

The shortest time one of our forts lived was 1 day. We built it, thought we could come back to it. As we walked away these even smaller kids than we were ripped up all the sticks that were planted in the ground until it was flat as a pancake. Weirdness; all we could do was watch.

BTW I need to know as well why people tend to tear down treehouses and paintball fields? I have no clue why? What is the fun in destroying what someone else has built? What is going through their pinhead minds? The closest I have ever got to retribution was build pitfalls all around the creation. We couldn't make them as big as tiger-traps, just enough to trip them. Also; why do they always come at a time when you are not waiting for them, like on the weekdays?

[kurtdavekrist]

stomp him

[p8nter24]

Originally posted by Danman69
Come on guys WWJD

Dont get me wrong. Pack their *** hole for me. hahhaha. Then stick bamboo shoots up their finger nails. ooo.

Its just that, benish almost got his eye shot out by some punks on the street. He was stuck in the hospital for a while. He even got to where an eye patch. :pirate: yar.

[Blacksheep]

ID the most likely AA (you should be able to do this already) and dig a pit about 3 feet deep and put punji sticks in them...to get maximum damage and pea on them. Or wait for them.

Or do what me and my friends *THOUGHT* of doing (how dumb do you think I was?): shoot their windows out with a wrist rocket, set their lawn on fire, or set their mailbox on fire. If they leave their car unlocked...oh God...slash the seats, open the hood and remove the alternator, there's just so much...

[p8nter24]

Allright The LURD Long-range Urine Release Device aka "piss box".

step one:piss in a bag.

step two: Find a box with a top portion slides over the botttom portion.Then take razor blades and glue them in so they face down on the lid. The idea is that the razors will cut the bag of urine when opend.

Here is an illestration that will help. This is from the "Book of Revenge".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/painter24/piis.jpg
Whats your address?

[Infiltrator]

That would be excellent to leave in the center of the field.

[Shimboodo]

Remember, Santa'a watching. Don't do anything too evil to 'em.

[lri2x97]

Originally posted by Canadia_PBaller




WWSD?

What Would Satan Do?
hahahahaha:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: dude i gotta sig that. rofl

[palmerxxx]

im pretty sure outlaw ball is illegall cops wont help you, if nethin theyl tear it back down

[stlyesom]

One wonders how people come across dead threads like these...

[ShockerKid82]

This is what you do. Go put up the tape and bunkers again ( not all of them ) then you and your friends hide in a bushy area and when the little queer that tore your field down comes back again go run out and beat his ***.

[Santaclaus]

Originally posted by Shimboodo
Remember, Santa'a watching. Don't do anything too evil to 'em.

Wise kid...

In this case of vandalism... I'll pretty much let anything go, except murder.

When putting up boards/plywood whatever. I use my Drill to put them in at angles... Also if you want rather cheap, they sell bags of sand/dirt at Home Depot for about... $.80, You might be able to get a better deal. Yet use these for multiple things. I for one had a bunker in the ground yet it flooded constantly. I dug under it and put down a sand layer to drain faster, use it to make a bunker. Reinforce wood (pile next to wall) Possibly use a cross board (2/4 or some board of good thickness) to go over plywood other wise they can just crack the wood in half.

Natural forts work very good too. Stacking logs works and wedge them in there hard, so as they can't topple/be pryed easily. I live in (The north pole) so the burrowing beetles are killing off a lot of the ash trees. In this case it takes a couple people. But hack trees (fallen don't kill live ones in this case) into segments or just carry the whole things to make small bunkers, they will not be able to pick them up.

[CountyPaintball]

That revenge box is sick.

Taking a dump in his bed is sick too - but funny in a sick way.


If your township gives permission to play there, and you follow all safety guidelines, I hope you get back up and working without vandals destroying it. You SHOULD seek out a township official and make sure you're allowed to play there before taking the time to rebuild.

[SHADOWFISH]

This revenge plan costs about $5.

Buy one of those paintball grenades that goes off as soon as you pull the pin, you know the ones your supposed to "accidentally" throw with the pin left in it so when the other team stops laughing long enough to throw it it wipes them out. Yeah, anyways buy one of those and put it in a box, put your caution tape on the box with warning lables and stuff. When the bungholes that wrecked your field come along and find it they will think they hit the jackpot, then there whole dumb little world will dissapear in a bright pink explosive tribute to their stupidity.

ENJOY!!


P.S. Try to find a brand of paintball grenade that warns you that the paint inside the grenade stains clothing, skin, and hair. Horray!!

[10-brink]

I've never heard of that type of grenade

oh man that would be so fun
"haha what an idiot, he forgot to pull the p- CRAP!"

[Santaclaus]

They're called trip grenades. Can get them at xpaintball.com

[QuiksilverMV]

people just plain suck. When they see something they don;'t have or isn't guarded they think it's ok to wreck it.

[coolrazer]

Did you build this on your property or on public property?

If it was on your property then call the cops. If it wasn't on your property, you have no case whatsoever.

[born2shoot]

OH MY GOD! KILL THEM. give his house a paintjob, and his car, hell even him, let his tires out, do anything to get the message across, that makes me mad just to hear it

[Teamcompound]

Pull the pin on a grenade. While holding the spoon stick it in a tin can. Stick the tin can in a crook of a tree. Tie a wire to the grenade and other end to something else. When they trip it, the grenade will come out of the can and the spoon will fly off. 3-5 seconds later THUMP! Peppered with fragmentation and their flesh will be throbbing as they crawl on the ground in horrible agony. Muh ha hah aha ha. Death to all that oppose paintball!

[paintballer8807]

i got an idea. light a roman candle and stick it up there ***.

[12 Gauge]

Push him on the ground so he scapes his knee then pout sea salt over the wound! Wash it off with lemon juice!!!! Replace the shampoo with honey! (Saw that on rugrats!)

[etmydst]

happens to me and my freind all the time, almost every day we make them so there easy to prop up again or we use barrels and fill them with dirt those thing weigh hundreds of pounds. thre not going anyware :D

[Caleb98]

I had a friend that pooped in a kid's car because his head was so big. Maybe you shold do that.

[uthanak2323]

you all crack me up! :laugh: :laugh:

I like the peppered fragmentation grenades. Also, I read about those trick paint grenades in a PB magazine.

I just thought of a good thing I should have done (I gave up even trying to find out who it really was, the damage is done but I’m loving the comments on this thread!)
I could have done one of three things:

1) duck tape him to a tree while the local toddlers continue to beat his gentiles in senselessly with baseball bats and/or sockem boppers (those things leave a nice stinging sensation when applied to the scrotum) His shrieks of enjoyment will be heard from miles around.

2) Hang him upside down from his pinky toes while pelting him with paintballs at the legal speed of 300fps from about 2 feet away. and then ill bring in several of my friends to laugh at him and possibly fling human feces at him if need be, adding insult to injury so to speak

3) And last but not least, make him walk a mile long strip of read hot coals while the sweet tunes of the backstreet boys adorns his ears the whole way. As an added treat have Christopher Lowell follow him the whole way whipping him with wet towels screaming "gotcha!" relentlessly. As he nears the end of his long fire walk, kick him in the nuts and toss him into an ice cold pool of slimy, rotting seafood remains from red lobster. Finally, drip a constant stream of Tabasco sauce into his eyes and set him on his way.....


Use your imagination to fill in any further details if you dare...