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Thor the Mighty
12-15-2001, 03:00 PM
dont call yourself a sniper in paintball because it lowers the image of paintball. the media already hates us and to be calling ourselves snipers is not going to help them at all. we need the media to help the sport grow. call yourselves long ballers or just "goons in the back" for all i care just dont call stuff sniper this sniper that bla bla bla.
thank you mrs. long baller
that is true we alwase call snipers.....nevermind that :goody: but hey it helps nothing to be a "sniper" anywase my advice is just go play hard trust me every newby wants to be a sniper but it is much more fun just to go get shot at :crazy:
Thor the Mighty
12-15-2001, 04:36 PM
yeah in fact, the first game of the day i try to get lit up as much as possible so i get used to the pain :)
davkad
12-16-2001, 04:42 AM
i agree. I hate it when ppl. say they are "snipers" and get this gun for it's "long range, perfect for sniping"
i can just picture thor trying to get hit, he probly just goes in the open field and makes himself noticed. then crouches up into a little ball before he gets marked
noggins_1500
12-19-2001, 03:03 PM
For the sniper style of play just call yourself a sharpshooter or something. Paintball is not a super long range game anyone whose played enough times realizes that. Being a 'sniper' is more like hiding in the woods and taking shots at targets of opportunity, or sneaking aroud and doing the same thing. It is not the best idea unless you are low on ammo or you have an entire team having a shoot out with the other in a woods game.
otakubot
12-19-2001, 05:53 PM
why do you say the media hates "us?" do you have a mouse in your pocket or something? i've rarely seen/heard of anti-paintball stories in the news or paper...
mr_bunny67
12-19-2001, 11:47 PM
look at the sitcoms showing the game played without safety regulations being followed, and the new on the front page of the site about Wisconson...hell they are trying to ban us.
Saiyan_warrior
12-21-2001, 07:58 AM
well I dont think theres nothing wrong with callin yourself a sniper honestly. As long as you play the game right and follow rules your ok with me :)
Thor the Mighty
12-22-2001, 08:00 AM
not to us californian folk. we dont take kindly to people come calling to the name "sniper." we're simple folk and we like things the way they should be, fast, up close, and personal
Originally posted by otakubot
why do you say the media hates "us?" do you have a mouse in your pocket or something? i've rarely seen/heard of anti-paintball stories in the news or paper... That doesn't matter. People still have a negative image of paintballers. They think we go out in the woods and use "guns" to shoot and "kill" each other. The other day I was at a big game and saw this soccer mom with her 3 kids signing up for their first paintball game. If you could get into the mind of that woman, you would see that she was about to wet her pants. She had to ask questions about every single thing about the game, like how fast the balls go, and if there are people watching us play...crazy stuff like that. Most of the public has not a clue about how the game of paintball is played. Going out and calling yourselves something that pertains to war doesn't help other's image of the game.
Thor the Mighty
12-22-2001, 05:25 PM
i think that parents are turned off by the idea that one of the main paintball websites is called warpig which gives paintball a bad name. until i could prove warpig.com worthy, my mom set up a block for it!
KOTOWA
12-22-2001, 05:32 PM
YEAH!!! GO THOR, U teach them noobs how to act. Up theirs!!! Sniper, u must be playing too much silentscope.
CDietz
12-22-2001, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Thor the Mighty
i think that parents are turned off by the idea that one of the main paintball websites is called warpig which gives paintball a bad name. until i could prove warpig.com worthy, my mom set up a block for it!
its not called warpig because of "war"
its an acronym for something
Incube
12-22-2001, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by KOTOWA
YEAH!!! GO THOR, U teach them noobs how to act. Up theirs!!! Sniper, u must be playing too much silentscope.
I dis agree i am a noob i like being a noob..i am a sniper i have a sniper 3 pump gun..so there for i am the master sniper...:laugh:
CDietz
12-22-2001, 06:55 PM
...World And Regional Paintball Information Guide
W.A.R.P.I.G
it has nothing to do with war. just tell her this
i got it strait from their website
CDietz
12-22-2001, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Incube
I dis agree i am a noob i like being a noob..i am a sniper i have a sniper 3 pump gun..so there for i am the master sniper...:laugh:
well im a professional sniper! i shoot my stingray 2 (not 1, but 2!) with a 34 inch barrel. you guys all suck!!! i could beat any pro in the world :rolleyes: :laugh:
ss115
12-23-2001, 08:01 AM
WARPIG- World And Regional Paintball Information Guide, or something...
snipinhick
12-23-2001, 05:51 PM
Simple people my........
Explain to me why you think sniper is soooo much worse then being called front man, or flanker. Besides, They don't harp on the people calling themselves snipers, they pick out the ingnorant and stupid ones that play in the local park, or do drive by markings. Think about this Thor, The newbies calling themsleves sniper DO NOT give us as nearly as a bad of a rep as you see them to. Its the idiots that missuse the markers that do.
Think about this Thor, The newbies calling themsleves sniper DO NOT give us as nearly as a bad of a rep as you see them to. Its the idiots that missuse the markers that do. Ya, I was just gonna say something about that. I saw a tape on Real TV once of a bunch of kids driving around shooting people with a Tippman Carbine. Shot a guy on a bike, people at bus stops, etc...The announcer said something along the lines of, "a bunch of delinquents drove around shooting innocent people with a "very high powered paintball rifle"" or something of the sort...
Made me mad. :pissed:
FlyBoyNZ
12-23-2001, 07:27 PM
I saw that on TV too, good thing a police car was right around the corner. Noob, sniper, long baller, economy player, what ever you call them, i am one of them. I have a CCI Phantom w/ 14" nickel plated barrel. accurate and fast with the auto trigger. I like sniping cause its great fun and i dont want to spend $50-$60 a game. There are close up people who shoot 200 rds a game w/ $1200 Angels. There are the basic player- 50 rds a game and try to make most of their shots count. then there is the people who go for 1 shot to the mask 1 elimination style, doing that has a great feel of accomplishment, more than using the "sprey and prey" style. Compare the great feeling to: personally saving someones life and donating money to the fire department for life saving equpiment.
Ed' E
12-23-2001, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by CDietz
well im a professional sniper! i shoot my stingray 2 (not 1, but 2!) with a 34 inch barrel. you guys all suck!!! i could beat any pro in the world :rolleyes: :laugh:
a 34 inch barrel!!!!!!!!
what in the crap is that ?! that's taller than my little sister!
bullcrap!
how fast is the ball going by the time it gets out of the barrel?
5 fps?
HAH! "i could beat any pro in the world" if what ? u didn't have such a piece of crap gun and u weren't really stupid?!
:laugh: :rolleyes: :finger: it doesn't work
Frosty
12-23-2001, 09:03 PM
why can't noobies call themselves snipers? You guys just give it up! You know they will not stop saying "Sniper" so just leave it alone. You know what they are getting at anyway. I don't think parents care either if you say sniping. Well i know my parents don't go :eek:! Every parents and person knows that paintball is a fun, safe sport So stop trying to start a fight....
AngrySloth
12-23-2001, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Ed' E
a 34 inch barrel!!!!!!!!
what in the crap is that ?! that's taller than my little sister!
bullcrap!
how fast is the ball going by the time it gets out of the barrel?
5 fps?
HAH! "i could beat any pro in the world" if what ? u didn't have such a piece of crap gun and u weren't really stupid?!
:laugh: :rolleyes: :finger: it doesn't work
Um, in case you couldn't tell, he was joking. That's what the little :rolleyes: and :laugh: means.
'Course maybe I'm the stupid one, maybe you did realize he was joking and you were just playing along, but it didn't seem like it.
Ed' E
12-23-2001, 10:17 PM
whoa crap!
:blush: :blush: :elaugh:
i am the stupid one
i didn't see the faces until just now
my browser was also being stupid at the time and everything was loading really slowly they must not have loaded before i posted
sorry CDietz
:sulk:
i deserve a patented Pimp Slap
can a Moderator plz delete my post and end my shame
Incube
12-24-2001, 04:54 AM
Originally posted by CDietz
well im a professional sniper! i shoot my stingray 2 (not 1, but 2!) with a 34 inch barrel. you guys all suck!!! i could beat any pro in the world :rolleyes: :laugh:
Yeah...we all know you need a gun that says sniper on it to be a sniper...and SNiper 3 being a higher number then 1 or 2 makes me 3 times the better sniper than you...HAHAHAHA...i got a 21 inch barrel, can you say owned!
Originally posted by Frosty
Every parents and person knows that paintball is a fun, safe sport So stop trying to start a fight.... That has to be the biggest load of crap I've ever heard out of anyone in these forums.
metalbonsai
01-03-2002, 09:17 PM
Who is the idiot who started this thread?
What the big bleeping deal about people giving themselves a tactical class? Sniper, Assult, Recon blah... I mean, if you are going to start farting flames about players calling themselves snipers because it "gives paintball a bad name", then why not start whining about people calling their guns 'guns' instead of markers? Why not translate the entire paintball dictionary? Instead of a barrel, its a paintball guider... Instead of a trigger, its a launching mechanism... Ok, i admit, my point is a little far fetched. But F***ing seriously folks! Its not like you will be playing paintball any less because some uneducated idiots think its dangerous. Fack, I bet golfers get more serious injuries than paintballers do! And for the record, I think customizing paintball guns to look like military issue rifles and whatnot is a slightly more controversial issue than people calling themselves snipers... but its still as silly a subject as monkey-poo-flinging contests. Word to your mother.
Someone start another Tippman vs Spyder thread darn it.
These idiots are making me sick.
Diggidy.
metalbonsai
01-03-2002, 09:18 PM
Yet another educated fart from Thor the Mighty.
What will he say next!
UTLadiesMan
01-03-2002, 09:54 PM
This thread has been dead for days... Keep it that way... Don't bring up threads from the second page just to insult people...
UTLadiesMan
01-03-2002, 09:55 PM
I'm sorry, looking at the times of last post, it should actually have been on the third page.
metalbonsai
01-03-2002, 09:59 PM
I find enjoyment in insulting people on the internet. If they are here with me then they deserve my silly insults. And who are you to decide what threads go where? :pissed:
simmer down dudette:laugh:
metalbonsai
01-03-2002, 10:00 PM
I feel i made a valid point.
:P
jaredu
01-06-2002, 03:43 PM
I play woods-ball so I really prefer getting right up into the action. "Sniping" doesn't give you as much adrenaline as playing the front line.
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