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DeAd-EyE
12-15-2001, 06:44 PM
To improve the performance of your high-tech Brass Eagle Talon paintball marker simply follow these steps:

1) Take your gun and a hammer
2) Bash your gun into a fine powder.
3) Bake it into a pie.
4) Send it to the ppl at BE and when they as what that crappy tase is tell 'em it's a Talon.
5) BUY A BETTER GUN!