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elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 02:35 AM
6:30am baby, yeah! I know what you're saying "Twitcho, why are you waking up at 6:30am?" To you I say "I always wake up at 6 actually, but that's beside the point". Actually, I never got a chance to sleep last night. This is what happens, folks, when you put off a 2000 word essay to the last possible moment. Rather than start it last week, I put it off to today. But it wasn't enough to put it off to the day, no of course not, I had to put it off until pretty late at night as well. How late? like 11pm late. So I do my essay right, but after about 15 minutes I get an overpowering urge to play Quake 3. I do that for an hour and it's now 12:30am. maybe I should start, then again, I could be playing close combat... so after another hour of forcing the Whermacht out of normandy (the cotentin peninsula actuall) I finally get down to my homework. Unfortunately, it's tough doin homework when you've got ICQ on... long story short, I finished my essay a few minutes ago, and I just want to say, that procrastination works! Screw doing thins in advance. Screw being responsible. Who needs sleep anyway. When you have coffee, and enough to make over a hundred pots of coffee at your disposal, sleep becomes strangely uninteresting. So who needs it? Only the weak, that's who! My essay is done, people who were "responsible" and did theirs ahead of time were wrong, and I am the champion. In your face space coyote!! And seriously, I completely forgot why I posted this, so I'm gonna be stopping right about now. At the moment, I'm finding it increadibly cool how your brain stops working properly when in the past72 hours you've only gotten 7 hours worth of sleep. But coffee man, coffee is where it's at.

In conclusion, don't do your homework until you reach a point where you physically have to start or you won't finish in time to catch your ride to school assuming you work straight through. It's like, 40 times more fun when you do it this way. Also, I'm hoping I was alot more coherent when I was writing my essay than I was writing this post. Oh well, it's done and that's what's important

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 02:40 AM
Woah, I spammed. I feel so filthy. And now I gotta go to school. sonofa...

PHiuR
12-21-2001, 04:02 AM
yes!!! also dont stay on the fone with a girl until 5 for 6 hours.... haha i did it sucked next day!!!!

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 04:27 AM
lol, I hear you bro, women'll be the death of all of us

Deranged_Tyrant
12-21-2001, 05:39 AM
I procrastinated so much in school I was sent to a "special school" :crazy: actually its still at my regular high school, just I start school at 3pm (when you all are getting out of school) and me and about 8 or 9 peeps just talk and do ez "what they call work" till about 4:45pm, then we get a half hour break, where we can go any where and do any thing. When we get back we will watch part of a movie (movies like die hard with a vengence, rules of engagement, and passenger 57.) until like 6:30 and that's my day at school, NO EXAMS AND NO HOWMEWORK!

And Im still getting my credits to graduate from my high school, and I will be graduating with my class of 2002, and my diploma will still be a normal high school diploma. The only thing that would matter if your trying to get into a good college (which im not, community baby!) the transcript will say "VAA" on it, meaning Valley Alternative Academy.

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 06:13 AM
10 am, still no sleep. And I get out of school at quarter to 1 every day. So every afternoon is a lazy afternoon of chillin, sleepin, and enjoying other recreational activites...

On a side note, current coffe count has just reached 3 pots of coffee since last night. If I should colapse and die, I want to be buried with my paintball gun

Thor the Mighty
12-21-2001, 06:22 AM
hehe you're my hero twitch

Deranged_Tyrant
12-21-2001, 06:33 AM
heh, ive gone a max of 38 hours without sleep, with out the help of coffee, just need intense concentration and lots of activity and cool air cause warm air will put u to sleep.

Shifty Capone
12-21-2001, 07:11 AM
when i try to stay up late, if its summertime here, i just dunk my head in cold water. Its crazy how much it wakes you up

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 07:42 AM
now with on the scene coverage. how late can he stay up? Coffee supply is still strong, in house experts predict at least another 14 hours. How big will the bags under his eyes get? Will he be able to even open his eyes? We'll soon see

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 07:45 AM
Goin for lunch, to the kitchen that is. For anyone interested coffee count is already well in excess of toxic levels (actually I don't know toxic levels, but saying that was fun). 3 pots of coffee, or 30 cups of coffee have been consumed since 9pm last night. That amounts to something like 2 coffees per hour, or approximately 1 bathroom break every 2 hours, which is 7. I think?

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 08:40 AM
ok, so I was watching television on something, and I believe they had scientists saying something scientific, or maybe doctors or something. And it got me to thinking... I can do my own experiment!

So here's the deal, if you ever wondered if you could play paintball submerged in boiling water, here is your answer. In the first photograph, we have the 2 substances, paintball, and hot hot water

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 08:42 AM
We now proceed to intorduce the median into the substance or something... solution? no wait, mechanical mixture. As soon as the paintball hit the water, it started to leak everywhere, like a paintball would do if it had ebola. This picture was taken within 3 seconds of the paintball dropping into the water

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 08:44 AM
And now we have the aftermath. Approximately 25 seconds after introduction into the water, the paintball showed no more signs of life. In this picture, it is clearly proven that in a fight between hot water and a paintball, the water will always win. What this means, kiddies, is that no, you can absolutely not play paintball submerged in boiling water, even if you could find a way not to get boiled to lobster like consituency

death
12-21-2001, 08:47 AM
man, you guys dont' know procrastination. doinga 200 pt essay on the day it's due during school a period before the class it's due is procrastination.

Sid
12-21-2001, 08:48 AM
LoL.. more importantly elTwicho, you proved that no matter who you are and you stay up for 30+ hours and consume massive amounts of coffee, you will go crazy.

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by theFlash
LoL.. more importantly elTwicho, you proved that no matter who you are and you stay up for 30+ hours and consume massive amounts of coffee, you will go crazy.

lol, truer words have never been spoken :)

pr0kch0p
12-21-2001, 09:37 AM
my parents let me take today off of school :D

i need to pack for my trip and get my Reed app in :)

Shifty Capone
12-21-2001, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by elTwitcho


if you ever wondered if you could play paintball submerged in boiling water, here is your answer. \
DAMN! i always wondered if i could play paintball submerged in boiling water! besides the fact it would burn you to death AND your paint will melt! NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PAINT!

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 10:05 AM
Still awake, 32 hours and counting. A friend of mine reminded me of what happened to the guy who never slept in Fight Club. An interesting argument no doubt, but I wan't to ride this one through to see what happens. For the sake of variety, I've switched to Coca Cola, mostly because the whole coffee machine running nonstop was bound to raise questions eventually :) And good lord, my eyes have gotten pretty damn puffy. Tried to do another experiment involving the microwave, but the camera stopped working due to lack of batteries. Stupid energy, always foiling me. Then again, without energy, there could be no microwave experiment in the first place, so I suppose electricity (which is after all more appropriate than saying "energy") is a good thing after all. More news as it comes in

Orbix
12-21-2001, 10:28 AM
lol. i think i speak for everyone in this forum when i say "GO Twitch, GO! Sleep is for the weak!"
Oh, and if you start getting sleepy, try looking at a bright light then spin around in circles. If it doesn't wake you up, at least it will be funny for the people around you.:laugh:

Richy_C
12-21-2001, 12:42 PM
Ohh, twitch, there's no way to do the microwave- paintball exp. with any consistancy. Sometimes it inflates, pops a leak, and oozes (oh, fun word) and sometimes it just busts a nut in the begining, but ohhhhwe does it smell. Hey twitch, hook a car battery up to your camera, and snap a few shots of wrapped presents. Not only will you see a relative x-ray of the present, you'll also find that every thing around you will have a cheery green glow, followed shortly by instant vapourazation. Just don't touch any thing.

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 12:53 PM
So... tired.... still not sleep. 35 hours. Can't think any more

MuckRaker
12-21-2001, 02:43 PM
I used to pull marathon cram sessions in college ... with the help of my little friend, Mr. Amphetamine.

Shifty Capone
12-21-2001, 02:47 PM
thats bad for you! :finger:

Shifty Capone
12-21-2001, 02:49 PM
i bet you twitcho went to sleep...............................
for the next 2 days

KOTOWA
12-21-2001, 02:50 PM
U can do it!! Maybe beat a record. I think the world record was 4 days straight, too bad the person couldnt live to tell about it.

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 03:04 PM
nope still clinging on. Unfortunately, I think all that coffee may have given me an ulcer or acid reflx or something. Non stop burning in the stomach. 37 hours now, I think. Just barely clinging on, but my eyes can't focus anymore, which is a pain in the butt. Took me quite some time just to read this frickin thread, eh hehe heehe. Some telemarketer called andalmost put me to sleep, damn her, damn her indeed. But soon as I felt myself drifting off I just hung up, better safe than sorry :)

Deranged_Tyrant
12-21-2001, 03:11 PM
telamarcaters............... i hang up on them as soon as they ask "are you the head of the house hold?"

slapcornpoopfac
12-21-2001, 04:12 PM
Stay awake twitch...You are getting sleeeepy.......................................... .................sleeeeeepyyyy

Magnus55
12-21-2001, 04:30 PM
ZZZzZZZZZZZzzzzZzZZzzzZz:sleep:

Nite Nite Twichy!:wave:

Deranged_Tyrant
12-21-2001, 04:58 PM
proff. twitcho,
we gonna do this at skyball right?? remember, u dont need sleep, sleep is for pussies!

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 05:21 PM
Wow man, this gets weirder by the hour. I'm half an hour away from 40 hours of bein awake. Woohooo

DeAd-EyE
12-21-2001, 05:23 PM
i can't believe u ACTUALLY posted pictures of your "project". what a waist of cyberspace.

how many hours are you at now?

DeAd-EyE
12-21-2001, 05:27 PM
just checking to see if i set up my sig right

Violent Gnome
12-21-2001, 05:31 PM
im gonna be like twitch when i grow up

DeAd-EyE
12-21-2001, 05:34 PM
hehe..u'd better eat ur veggies if u wanna grow up to be big and stong (and so tired u start to hallucinate) like twitch. :rolleyes:

TheSickness
12-21-2001, 06:46 PM
in 8th grade i went on a class trip to dc i stayed up for 3 days with my friend joe. we stole everbodys coffe packs and drank all of it. i was so wired the first night then i got really tired as the next nights went on.

elTwitcho
12-21-2001, 08:08 PM
If I stay up, for just 6 more hours, I will have hit the 48 hour mark, boy that is tempting

DeAd-EyE
12-21-2001, 08:18 PM
it's twitch's epic struggle against the evil forces of sleep....armed with only coffee a paintball gun and porn he stuggles to fight of the evil forces of slumber

fight on

Shifty Capone
12-21-2001, 08:22 PM
porn? why would twitch arm himself wiht porn?

DeAd-EyE
12-21-2001, 08:26 PM
i dunno.... porn is interesting so to speak and wil keep him awake..

throw in vodka, shrooms and a bit of weed to balance it out and ur all set..

Deranged_Tyrant
12-22-2001, 07:48 AM
twitch use some of that saliva, u better still be awake!


Wheres the porn???

Cloud-VII
12-22-2001, 09:08 AM
I hate it when you havent slept for ever, and then you go to bed thinking, "man, im going to sleep for a week!". And then you get in bed, and only sleep for like 5 hours.

Incube
12-22-2001, 10:38 AM
HAHA see what i miss when i am in Saskatoon.....oh well!

Ebonclaw
12-22-2001, 11:06 AM
LMAO. This thread is hilarious. I can almost read the caffeine coursing through his words.....gonna go for a world record Twitchy? Once I talked on the phone all night (9:00 PM to 8:30 AM) to my gf....it was long distance though... :P :D :crazy:

ThaFiend
12-22-2001, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Deranged_Tyrant
I procrastinated so much in school I was sent to a "special school" :crazy: actually its still at my regular high school, just I start school at 3pm (when you all are getting out of school) and me and about 8 or 9 peeps just talk and do ez "what they call work" till about 4:45pm, then we get a half hour break, where we can go any where and do any thing. When we get back we will watch part of a movie (movies like die hard with a vengence, rules of engagement, and passenger 57.) until like 6:30 and that's my day at school, NO EXAMS AND NO HOWMEWORK!

And Im still getting my credits to graduate from my high school, and I will be graduating with my class of 2002, and my diploma will still be a normal high school diploma. The only thing that would matter if your trying to get into a good college (which im not, community baby!) the transcript will say "VAA" on it, meaning Valley Alternative Academy.

yeah dude....... community college is supposed to be like the easiest ever, and I have the feeling you're going to have trouble there......

slapcornpoopfac
12-22-2001, 11:22 AM
TWITCH! are you still awake? haha i slept 2 times while your staying awake. if your still awake post another pic of yourself so we can see lol

Incube
12-22-2001, 06:20 PM
I think he is sleeping!

ahhh_the_madnes
12-22-2001, 06:25 PM
NOOOOO!!!!! TWITCH!!! DONT GIVE IN TO SLEEP!! NOOOOO!!!!!

Incube
12-22-2001, 06:30 PM
OH he is gone...

slapcornpoopfac
12-22-2001, 06:34 PM
yeah your right...hahah

ahhh_the_madnes
12-22-2001, 06:35 PM
damn... he allmost got 48 hours too..

CDietz
12-22-2001, 06:38 PM
twitch... this is the spammiest (is that a word) thread i ever saw. but its pretty funny :laugh:

Incube
12-22-2001, 06:39 PM
HAHA twich is asleep...i win...cuz i am awake..bahaha

CDietz
12-22-2001, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by KOTOWA
U can do it!! Maybe beat a record. I think the world record was 4 days straight, too bad the person couldnt live to tell about it.

WTF are you talking about? I saw specials on TV that people that took this one drug they could go over 1 month (which is over 4 days) without sleep. And people have gone more than 4 days with out sleep without using any drugs. and they didnt die :rolleyes:

Incube
12-22-2001, 06:41 PM
yes they did 70 years later...:laugh:

ahhh_the_madnes
12-22-2001, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Incube
yes they did 70 years later...:laugh:

Omg..

*cough lame cough*

Incube
12-22-2001, 06:46 PM
very good you caught on...duh..it was ment to be lame

ahhh_the_madnes
12-22-2001, 06:51 PM
but it wasnt funny...

Ded
12-22-2001, 07:06 PM
ok, what happened to school, in his first post he said he was going to school, then he was posting during the day and ****, did he forget to go or something? hmmm... maybe he just decided to put off high school until his college years.:eyes:

Violent Gnome
12-23-2001, 04:37 AM
Originally posted by ahhh_the_madnes
but it wasnt funny...

sure it was

Incube
12-23-2001, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by ahhh_the_madnes
but it wasnt funny...
OMG exactly....geeeee

Letchworth40
12-23-2001, 07:29 AM
wholy crap.. this thread is awsome. how long did he last?

elTwitcho
12-23-2001, 07:44 AM
I made it to my 2 o'clock mark, and promptly fell asleep. From there, I slept until 5pm, when my gf called and screamed at me for still being in bed. Women, go figure :rolleyes:

Sadly, once I worked out the math, I found that I had only been awake 44 hours, and my math skills upon not sleeping totally freaking suck. As for school, I just dropped off the assignment, then came home and acted weird all day :)

For the record, you do indeed start getting more than a bit crazy when you don't sleep. The combination of caffeine and lack of sleep left me jumpy, paranoid and mildly halucinating during the last 4 hours, but anything for the sake of entertainment :D

Sorry I couldn't get a pic guys, when I hit the 2am mark the only thought on my mind was sleep, and when I finally did fall asleep, I woke up the next day in the exact same position, with the stiffest back ever. I look back, and wonder why I do these things, but god damn, they sure are fun :crazy:

Incube
12-23-2001, 08:00 AM
44 hours...not bad...and yes it was entertaining...

PaintballDude
12-23-2001, 08:36 AM
Aww that sucks... I went for 3 days with out sleep. That was a strange experiance. I could only remember I ran through the street naked....

AngrySloth
12-23-2001, 11:08 AM
You know if you stay awake for more than 3 days you are considered clincally insane until you sleep again. Unfortunatly you're not legally insane, so you're still responsible for your actions. :(
I was kinda hoping Twitch would hit the 3-day mark. :crazy:

Incube
12-23-2001, 11:11 AM
....The longest i stayed awake was i think 28 hours or something..i keept hearing songs by stroke 9 over and over again in my head..hmmm

Orgazmo
12-23-2001, 01:16 PM
During the summer i stayed awake for 81 hours. The last few, as i was told, i sat like a frog staring at a wall, my only movments, an occasional blink, and my breathing. I cant even remember why did it either...

TheSickness
12-23-2001, 01:43 PM
i get really hyper if i havnt slept in like 2 days.

DeAd-EyE
12-23-2001, 02:11 PM
ok i'm gonna pick up where twwitch left off... i'm at 14hrs as of this post 'cause i was driving constantly to get to my cousins house in baltimore....

twitch ur record is going down... i'll bet it was fun (and wierd) while it lasted...

Richy_C
12-23-2001, 02:14 PM
I can barly stay awake reading posts, i don' get how you guys stay up for this long.

elTwitcho
12-23-2001, 03:44 PM
lol, don't turn this into a competition because to be perfectly honest I'll crush you :P Only reason I only went to 44 hours is because it was a school week. Every day I go to school, I get between 3-5 hours sleep tops. In fact, the 2 days prior to my mishap I'd gotten a combined 9 hours sleep. Besides, this wasn't intended to be a competition :rolleyes:

Incube
12-23-2001, 03:58 PM
*The only reason i made 44 hours is because it was school week*

PA LEZ:laugh:

Omega6_Virus
12-23-2001, 04:46 PM
The way twitch did his work is best way to do it IMHO. I always wait till the last possible minute to do projects. I always get things done. But when you do writting projects its best to have notes and resources compiled first. Hope you get at least a b twitch. I do when I wait till the last minute. I wonder what my grade would be if I started on time!

flyingdeadbody1
12-27-2001, 05:06 PM
PROCRASTINATION!!! THE ONLY WAY TO GO!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Omega6_Virus
12-27-2001, 08:08 PM
you sure procrastinated in replying to this thread!

Shifty Capone
12-28-2001, 07:34 AM
is twitch dead?

DeAd-EyE
12-28-2001, 07:38 AM
yep

Incube
12-28-2001, 12:01 PM
Shot him in his toe and he die of shock ;)

elTwitcho
12-28-2001, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by Shifty Capone
is twitch dead?

Close actually, but not quite :P

Been busy with driving school and all sorts of other stuff that won't get mentioned. Thankfully however, Twitcho cannot be killed with conventional weapons, so there's no need to worry 'bout me :D

Incube
12-28-2001, 01:19 PM
I know i got my bird to peck him to death...

Omega6_Virus
12-28-2001, 03:49 PM
Why are you at driving school? I know that sounds dumb but you seem too old to just being able to drive.

snipinhick
12-28-2001, 05:57 PM
you sally.... only 44 hours. I spend 3 straight days sleepless when i worked at the warph this summer.... lobsters have a way of keeping you awake... they scream when you boil them.. did you know that?


i sleep alot tho. on weekdays, i conk out at 9. I get up at 5 tho.

good going twitch. 44 hours aint bad

elTwitcho
12-28-2001, 06:10 PM
Like I said, I do like 4 hours a night, If only I trained for this with rest I bet I could go a week :)

As for driving school, it aint a matter of not being able to drive, it's a matter of saving over a hundred bucks a month on insurance if you complete driving school, as opposed to not completing it.

"ahhhhhhhh"

Incube
12-28-2001, 06:25 PM
If your male and under 25 you got to pay big insurance fees!

Mr. Y2K
12-28-2001, 07:31 PM
man just 44 hours? christ I've done a week and a half cuz of a camp that I do in the summer time. man I'm gonna miss doing that camp, damn military. dah well, I'll probably be trained to stay awake for a week straight in the military, so I'm set already for that!

kashik
12-29-2001, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by elTwitcho
And now we have the aftermath. Approximately 25 seconds after introduction into the water, the paintball showed no more signs of life. In this picture, it is clearly proven that in a fight between hot water and a paintball, the water will always win. What this means, kiddies, is that no, you can absolutely not play paintball submerged in boiling water, even if you could find a way not to get boiled to lobster like consituency


oooooooo, proven? no! WRONG! it is not proven! you cannot prove your theory, and only one experiement!?

NO!

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, im bored.

snipinhick
12-29-2001, 05:06 PM
only 100 a month? thats canauck money too..... christ i will have to pay damn near 3000 grand on insureance a year when i start driving.... 12 hundred canauck money a year:rolleyes: i wish!

timie720
12-29-2001, 05:52 PM
my uncle owns a ski resort and let us use it one week(all to our selves) and we stayed in a cabin and all my friends were there. well this week i, for the first time, tried skiboarding.....good fun! from 7am till 12am i went downhill on just double black diamonds. then after sum food, we went to the terrian park. i was taught all these tricks and i became facinated that i could pull em off. so from 2 till 6 we hung around the pipe and park. about 7 we ate. from 8 till 12 we screwed around on the chair lifts (by this time the paying customers :) were gone). we started jumping off of them at really high hights and stuff. be advised that we had alot of coffee and mochas all day. so from about midnite till 5 the parents were trashed and we were on the snowmobiles :). then at about 7 we went in to drink more mocha's and me and my gf spent sum time togeher :eyes: . by morning we started screwing around with my airsoft guns, and then at 12 i was informed by my uncle that i passed out in the screened porched laying with the dog and my gf (not plesent when i wolk up) and my three frineds were on the floor all spread out. so that was a whole day of skiing remeber we weret just laying around. ok i said enuff but i had fun and not too much sleep. kl8a

elTwitcho
12-30-2001, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by snipinhick
only 100 a month? thats canauck money too..... christ i will have to pay damn near 3000 grand on insureance a year when i start driving.... 12 hundred canauck money a year:rolleyes: i wish!

No, I save 100 a month. I don't get to pay anything remotely close to 100 a month on insurance :(

Incube
12-30-2001, 06:24 AM
I got my bigginers and driving school costs are out rageous....thats like 5000 bucks here how much is it for you twich?

Shifty Capone
12-30-2001, 09:35 AM
Thankfully however, Twitcho cannot be killed with conventional weapons, so there's no need to worry 'bout me

hehe No mortal weapons can kill this monster of mass destruction.........his one weakness? caffeine!

Mr. Y2K
12-30-2001, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Incube
I got my bigginers and driving school costs are out rageous....thats like 5000 bucks here how much is it for you twich?
I'm pretty sure I'll be sayin this, and maybe along with twitch but JESUS CHRIST MAN! for my g1:$110, for driving school:$400 or $500, can't remember right now. good lord it must suck out there if it actually costs that much.

Incube
12-30-2001, 12:06 PM
Its to damn expensive i tell ya!

snipinhick
12-30-2001, 01:11 PM
thanks for clearing that up twich.... I was about to move to canada.:laugh:

Incube
12-30-2001, 01:49 PM
...? just a question......how much it cost in the states for your insurnce?

snipinhick
12-30-2001, 01:58 PM
2600 a year

Squidboy
12-30-2001, 10:10 PM
I have been up for 15 hours, twitcho's record is going DOWN. I am going to do it hopefully without coffee.

Squidboy
12-30-2001, 10:18 PM
If you ever want to know what caffeine poisoning is like, drink a 6-pak of Surge. I have before and I don't recommend it. You break out in a thin sweat, you start to twitch uncontrolably, you get a massive boner that will not go away no matter what you do, your heart races, and you can't sleep for about six days. Surge is supposed to have like five cups of coffee per can, in other words you drink a six-pak and it is the equivalent of drinking a pot of coffee.

Squidboy
12-30-2001, 11:04 PM
I AM WEAK!! 16 hours, i'm going to bed, later.

ShadowKi][er
12-31-2001, 05:17 AM
5 cans of RedBull and I had to spend the rest of the day of the toilet...But I won't go into details ;).

Incube
12-31-2001, 05:23 AM
I bet he fell asleep on the can too...

mInImAg169
12-31-2001, 06:57 AM
It's 11 a.m., Twitch is goin down. (get back to you later with mroe details.)

Incube
12-31-2001, 07:03 AM
LOL anyone can lie and say they have been up for so long...geeez!

mInImAg169
12-31-2001, 07:12 AM
Ya twitch couldve done it.......:confused:

DeAd-EyE
12-31-2001, 07:42 AM
If you ever want to know what caffeine poisoning is like, drink a 6-pak of Surge. I have before and I don't recommend it. You break out in a thin sweat, you start to twitch uncontrolably, you get a massive boner that will not go away no matter what you do, your heart races, and you can't sleep for about six days. Surge is supposed to have like five cups of coffee per can, in other words you drink a six-pak and it is the equivalent of drinking a pot of coffee.

dude i wanna try that.... what's the canadian equivalent of surge cause it don't think u can get it in toronto.

Squidboy
12-31-2001, 08:54 AM
Red bull CAN work, but ohhhhh boy it will hurt you a couple hours later. Mountain Dew Works VERY well, I haven't tried it personally, but my cousin drank a six pack and almost got caffeine poisoning. Caffeine can and will kill you though you would probably have to drink about thirty surges in a row. Caffeine is also addictive. BELIEVE ME caffeine withdrawl is one of the worst things that will ever happen to you. You have a crushing headache that lasts for three days, the headache is so bad that tears are produced without you crying, this is because every vein in your head constricts to about 1/4 it's normal size. This is also the scource of the pain.

On a side note : Asprin, tylenol, nyquil, etc. DOES NOT HELP WHATSOEVER

DeAd-EyE
12-31-2001, 08:57 AM
kool..... throw in some vodka and ur all set :)

Squidboy
12-31-2001, 08:58 AM
When you die from this, can I have your timmy and all your paintball stuff?

DeAd-EyE
12-31-2001, 09:02 AM
u'll have to pry it from my cold fingers

elTwitcho
12-31-2001, 11:12 AM
I wouldn't try messin with my record if I were you. I'm just dumb enough to stay up to the point that would render most other people dead. How? Because I don't have a job to go to, and I don't go back to school for another 9 days. All your base you weiners

mInImAg169
12-31-2001, 12:24 PM
Ya iv decided not to touch yer record. Ill save it for later.

Incube
12-31-2001, 12:31 PM
HAHA i would if i didnt have to go to school on thursday!

Codestar20
07-24-2002, 05:59 PM
I thought that since this thread is such a classic, I'd resurrect it so some of you newcomers could see it. It's very funny. Read the whole thing if you haven't...and don't flippin' ruin it by spamming or posting dumb crap! Thank you and enjoy:D

Incube
07-24-2002, 06:00 PM
i loved this thread..it was gold!

FusionLemming
07-24-2002, 07:16 PM
lol, i'm seeing this thread for the first time and i thought it was freaking hilarious when twitch said something something about the toxic levels, man was that good:laugh:

tonysk83
07-25-2002, 08:00 PM
yes this thread was a classic

SolonīK
07-25-2002, 08:11 PM
yeah it was great to read all the wacked out stuff he did and peoples stories of caffeine posioning hahaha

LeThaLsNiPa
07-25-2002, 08:13 PM
Oh yes, it was a classic....alot of the people that posted in this thread arent even around anymore...This thread isnt extremely old though.

Tommy_pball
07-25-2002, 09:14 PM
i stayed awake for about 10-12 days STRAIGHT no sleep..i was hollucinating some weird ****...it was cool what was worse was it was during school

elTwitcho
07-26-2002, 04:30 AM
Originally posted by Tommy_pball
i stayed awake for about 10-12 days STRAIGHT no sleep

No you would die. Literally

Rugrat
07-26-2002, 06:20 AM
10-12 Days!! I would really like to see that one because somebody here is full of it.

spyderdude
07-26-2002, 06:22 AM
yeah twitcho is right, you'd probably die from sheer exhaustion. dood u have to be full of it to say u'd stay awake for 10-12 days.

Tommy_pball
07-26-2002, 06:39 AM
ok well i dont remeber EXACTLY how many days it was but it was a pretty long time over a week i know that for sure isnt the world record like 14 days or somthin close to that?

DeAd-EyE
07-26-2002, 07:00 AM
goddamn this thread is classic...
but come on... let it go to it's rightful and dignified death.

Tommy_pball
07-26-2002, 07:19 AM
alot of old threads have been brought back lately...the tips on how not to get chot in the nuts thread now this

DeAd-EyE
07-26-2002, 07:37 AM
lol..they ought to close and sticky this thread.

Tommy_pball
07-26-2002, 07:49 AM
dead eye about ur ralph sig....im learnding,hello super nintendo cahlmers,princepal skinner?i got car sick in ur office,oooh the electric chair.....it smells like hotdogs

elTwitcho
07-26-2002, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by DeAd-EyE
lol..they ought to close and sticky this thread.

I second the motion :)

Ebonclaw
07-26-2002, 12:22 PM
I say we let Twitch go for the record again....record it all, kinda like reality TV...and then see if netwrok television will air it. If you stay up long enough you atart doing weird stuff...like being drunk...then maybe ******* will want an episode or two as well..

DeAd-EyE
07-26-2002, 02:13 PM
yeah put it on like pigtv or somethin....when paintballer get drunk or somethin

PMI_Guy
07-26-2002, 04:38 PM
this thread is classic.

-=ReD-hAzE=-
07-27-2002, 02:34 AM
how long ago was this...?

Squidboy
07-28-2002, 11:22 AM
I STILL laugh me butt off when I read this thread. The pics get me every time. God I'm laughin just thinkin about them. I would BUY a 40 hour video of twitch doing this again.

CDietz
07-28-2002, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by -=ReD-hAzE=-
how long ago was this...?

you do realize you can look at the date of the posts, dont you?

toolbandfan
03-03-2003, 10:12 PM
We should have another go with either him or someone new!

Flanders
03-03-2003, 10:21 PM
and why did u dig this complete crap up

jeesh freeken ****, what the hell

DeAd-EyE
03-04-2003, 08:37 AM
lol..this isn't crap..it's classic

toolbandfan
03-04-2003, 09:43 AM
Let's have someone else try this again.

tippycustom
03-04-2003, 03:34 PM
my record is only like 30 hrs. i bet i could beat him though. i just wont start till summer

PBrenegade
03-04-2003, 03:36 PM
i say we have a huge comp. during the summer on here!!!!

MuckRaker
03-04-2003, 03:46 PM
I have a feeling this will be like the "Contest" episode of Seinfeld.


Renegade will come sliding through the door,
"I'm OUT!"

Tommy_pball
03-04-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by MuckRaker
I have a feeling this will be like the "Contest" episode of Seinfeld.


Renegade will come sliding through the door,
"I'm OUT!"


:laugh: oh man...oh yeah i remeber my way off count of days with out sleep, 10-12, wtf was i thinking is was like 4-5 and that was friggin hard

opus16_16
03-04-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by MuckRaker
I have a feeling this will be like the "Contest" episode of Seinfeld.


Renegade will come sliding through the door,
"I'm OUT!"

hahha that is the best episode. that and the soup nazi.

paintballnsc112
03-04-2003, 05:15 PM
sienfield was a great show. I always watch it b4 the simpsons. the soup nazi was so funny. No Soup Fo You:pissed:

Ender104
03-04-2003, 08:33 PM
are you taking about the one where they bet who could last the longest with out jacking off, i guess their was a one withthem staying up since that s what the topic is but that one was funny anyway. Lol, kramer lasted like a minute.:agree:

thepeashooter
03-04-2003, 09:12 PM
For all you who are interested in having some one else do it. I am doing it this weekend for my friends science project.
They are also showing the effects of alcohol abuse and drug abuse and an empty house full of people :D
This is gonna be a fun week
We are video taping it all so I will try and put it on kazaa or something

tippycustom
03-05-2003, 01:49 PM
so this video of yours...your just getting drunk and seeing how long you can stay up? and taping it so it will be 40+ hours? are you insaine...i gotta have a copy of that tape

thepeashooter
03-05-2003, 02:15 PM
the video wont be 40 hours long. probably 3 or 4 just showing highlights and stupid weird things.
It will be like a weird documentary

DeAd-EyE
03-05-2003, 04:33 PM
lol...speaking of weird things...ever see the british army tests involving dosing it's soldiers with LSD....lemme just say it's a lot harder trying to aim a rocket launcher when ur trippin ballz :)

Garyakagod
10-17-2004, 07:31 PM
I stay up to at least 3 every morning during the summer. We get free satellite:D The longest I've ever been up is about 1 week. Of course, I had the help of drugs...lots of drugs. No Doz, baby! Enough of that ****, and you start to see stuff.

bad_brad
10-17-2004, 07:32 PM
Did you need to revive a thread thats over a year old to say that?

I'll answer that question for you. No.

Garyakagod
10-17-2004, 07:33 PM
Well, of course not, but it's fun

wiseguy360
10-17-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Garyakagod
Well, of course not, but it's fun

Incorrect. This was a superb thread, and reviving it only hurt it :(

toolbandfan
10-17-2004, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Garyakagod
I stay up to at least 3 every morning during the summer. We get free satellite:D The longest I've ever been up is about 1 week. Of course, I had the help of drugs...lots of drugs. No Doz, baby! Enough of that ****, and you start to see stuff.


Your reading skills need to be improved.

Originally posted by toolbandfan
http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28150

Don't bring it up... please. :(

DeAd-EyE
10-17-2004, 08:01 PM
wow this thread takes me back...a classic...lol...so classic in fact that every year someone resurects it...:)

(what ever happend to ElTwitcho, did he just grow up and move on with his life and get out of paintball?)

good times...

CDietz
10-17-2004, 11:11 PM
you would think reviving it 2 times before this would be enough, but NOOO some idiot decides to bring it up again. yes this thread was classic, now its just ruined

and no twitch didnt grow up or w/e, he just got demodded and went to pbn

Jaster
10-18-2004, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by Garyakagod
Well, of course not, but it's fun

Don't bring back the dead please....

teufelhunden
10-18-2004, 07:54 AM
But... dia del muerto is soon!!

Jaster
10-18-2004, 08:07 AM
Not here is isn't. ;)
We have enough brain dead things as it is...don't need zombie threads too. :laugh:

Once dead, it stays dead...
See watch... I'll say "die forever thread" and it shall be so!

DIE THREAD!


I win...hahahahahaha.....

Turambar
10-18-2004, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by Jaster
I win...hahahahahaha.....
It seems Turambar gets the last laugh! ;)

Bwhaha!