The reason kingman sucks

[ShockerKid82]

http://www.kingman.com/section/media/bunkd/index.html

A picture can discribe a thousand words. This video can discribe a million....

[maxxa1221]

that video was just....sad, did give me a great laugh tho.

[clown_13_2001]

Kind of late, are we?

And it seems as the newer kingman guns are coming out, their quality control is beating smart parts. :P

[pbdan9190]

A little late...

[ShockerKid82]

Originally posted by clown_13_2001
Kind of late, are we?

And it seems as the newer kingman guns are coming out, their quality control is beating smart parts. :P

Sure my friend =-]

[UTLadiesMan]

You do realize that it's meant to be a joke, right? (Poorly done as it might be)

[ShockerKid82]

I know I know but its still funny as hell =-P Some people sadly do think this way though.

[Avery_mac]

this makes me not want to ever buy a kingman

they were using a gravity feed on it

...

[Lord Delta]

That's just stupid.

[darktrooper5]

you got bunk'd:crazy:

[|GB|]

I just lost any respect that I had for Kingman because of that video. :tdown:

[ShockerKid82]

i woudlnt care if it was two noobs but I mean its on the kingman site!!

[TheSpy11]

That was the dumbest video I have ever seen.:yuck: Shame on Kingman.

[JGAC]

Originally posted by ShockerKid82
i woudlnt care if it was two noobs but I mean its on the kingman site!! Its marketing...ooooo.

They're targeting their audience, the new paintballer crowd.

[sharpfitz]

ive seen that before.....its brutal....and its funny cuz the guy with the imagine isnt even shooting fast, which the imagine is supposed to do..................

[UTLadiesMan]

This is more humorous.

http://www.kingman.com/section/emarker/trigger_frames/rocking_trigger.html

[ShockerKid82]

From no skill to proskill wow.. I saw some kid witht hat and its pretty cool but still no skill.

[lri2x98]

dude i disliked kingman before but now i officially hate them.

i think im gonna take up a jihad against them. from now on i will acknowledge the cocker as the supreme gun of all(jk;)), i will pray toward WGP hq 5 times a day, i will only wear a wgp jersey and a pair of jeans in my everyday life, and i will dedicate my life to stopping kingman from calling that crappy-*** fish in the vid the, "leading brand".

to finish it all im gonna suicide paint kingman hq. im gonna strap 20 squadbusters to my body, run onto the factory floor, shout "PRAISE BUD ORR!" and turn everyone in there yellow. then i will sit at the right hand of Andrew and recieve 10 virgins.





jk lol:P ;)

[PMI-guy]

kingman sucks, for the new baller pmi is where it is at lol.

what a joke of a video.

[pbplayer_1357]

Originally posted by lri2x98
dude i disliked kingman before but now i officially hate them.

i think im gonna take up a jihad against them. from now on i will acknowledge the cocker as the supreme gun of all(jk;)), i will pray toward WGP hq 5 times a day, i will only wear a wgp jersey and a pair of jeans in my everyday life, and i will dedicate my life to stopping kingman from calling that crappy-*** fish in the vid the, "leading brand".

to finish it all im gonna suicide paint kingman hq. im gonna strap 20 squadbusters to my body, run onto the factory floor, shout "PRAISE BUD ORR!" and turn everyone in there yellow. then i will sit at the right hand of Andrew and recieve 10 virgins.





jk lol:P ;)




Holy smurf............ sombody got carries away.


You know better than to cuss.
-UTL

[BigTarget04]

Yeah well that was at least some more time I can add to that which I wish I hadn't wasted. But did anyone else happen to notice the strategically placed shots on that guys googles. Not to mention he wasnt shooting very fast and there happened to be about five or six hits on him. :finger: tisk tisk I say to you Kingman for promoting bonus balling, tisk tisk :finger:

[lri2x98]

Originally posted by pbplayer_1357





Holy smurf............ sombody got carries away.
what? i hate kingman.






















and i havent taken my medicine in a while:dodgy:.....

[Ryan314]

How lame...

I don't understand Kingman... every marker they release is the exact same as previous markers.. there is never anything different. It's always like: "12 inch barrel, tournmanet velocity adjuster, gas thru fore grip, etc. etc."

Oh well... :laugh:

[ShockerKid82]

that Dm5Rippin It up video was great. I love dye now =-]

[RooRoo]

Oh my goodness... Now that makes me NOT LIKE kingman.:pissed: Phew!!! I was about to buy a avant.:laugh: Looks like shockerkid saved my life!!
Thanx man:blah:

[Jeezer]

Originally posted by lri2x98
dude i disliked kingman before but now i officially hate them.

i think im gonna take up a jihad against them. from now on i will acknowledge the cocker as the supreme gun of all(jk;)), i will pray toward WGP hq 5 times a day, i will only wear a wgp jersey and a pair of jeans in my everyday life, and i will dedicate my life to stopping kingman from calling that crappy-*** fish in the vid the, "leading brand".

to finish it all im gonna suicide paint kingman hq. im gonna strap 20 squadbusters to my body, run onto the factory floor, shout "PRAISE BUD ORR!" and turn everyone in there yellow. then i will sit at the right hand of Andrew and recieve 10 virgins.





jk lol:P ;)

Squadbusters is supporting Tippman.

Lord Orr rejects you.

[lri2x98]

dude rooroo pleez remove andrews avatar. please.

[Everlight389]

Kingmans arguably has the best low end blowbacks (Spyder). I think promoting something like that is just stupid, but that's marketing.

[palmerxxx]

i love how the "leading brand gun" is some rental

[TRIGGER WALKER]

first of all that guy was barely shooting just to make the imagine look good. i think that was such a fake video and was so planned out, i mean wtf was up with the three shots all being in the mask and how would they al start laughing..
that wasnt even getting lit up and it also shows the lack of safety since both markers were ready to fire and the guy took off his mask

[A-5best]

that was officialy the stupidist thing ive heard/ saw in my whole day, and keep in mind i go to school with kids' stupididity you wouldn't believe. Not to mention that he takes his mask off after he gets hit wtf, i can see why some commercials do this but a paintball compant, man. God i hate that video, its soo stupid

[Avery_mac]

Originally posted by lri2x98
dude rooroo pleez remove andrews avatar. please.

X 2 ...

i thought it was andrew , but then i saw he was writing something *** and looked at his name

[clown_13_2001]

Originally posted by Ryan314
How lame...

I don't understand Kingman... every marker they release is the exact same as previous markers.. there is never anything different. It's always like: "12 inch barrel, tournmanet velocity adjuster, gas thru fore grip, etc. etc."

Oh well... :laugh:

Actually the imagine barrels are around 9 inches. :P

[Rebelpballer06]

So obviously you guys dont know what the word "spoof" means :rolleyes:. Even though it was a pointless waste of time, the Imagines dont suck just because the commercials do.

[born2shoot]

1 billion dollars to put that thread title in the kingman forums.:laugh: :laugh:

[wablez]

Haha , scott reminds me of myself. execpt the bunkering is done by timmys.

[UTLadiesMan]

Originally posted by born2shoot
1 billion dollars to put that thread title in the kingman forums.:laugh: :laugh:

If I thought you could pay up, I would.

[robdamanii]

Originally posted by UTLadiesMan


If I thought you could pay up, I would.

I'll do it for nothing...

[LAMANTEthePBguy]

It wouldn't have been as bad if you couldn't see the guy reading his lines off a cue card.

[draxxus4lif]

wow they are ghey:laugh:

[§checky]

So Rob we are waiting for you to post it in the kingman forums, or better yet Kingmans OFFICIAL forums lol. That would make me laugh... hehehe:biglaugh:

[mopo-85]

Sweet jesus that was sad

[born2shoot]

Originally posted by UTLadiesMan


If I thought you could pay up, I would.

Ok, ok, I'll pay you all the money I have so you can buy paintball stuff, but you're not gonna get much for $1.58:laugh:

[DarkeWolf]

All I can say, is that I am glad that I am not on dialup. Cause I prolly would have ended up hating you, and kingman for the waste of time that I woulda spent downloading that absolutely retarded video.

Kingman Spyder- officially feeding the insanity of stupidity being cool.

And I dont care if it was a spoof, it was still completely stupid.

[clown_13_2001]

Originally posted by DarkeWolf
All I can say, is that I am glad that I am not on dialup. Cause I prolly would have ended up hating you, and kingman for the waste of time that I woulda spent downloading that absolutely retarded video.

Kingman Spyder- officially feeding the insanity of stupidity being cool.

And I dont care if it was a spoof, it was still completely stupid.

I am on dialup, and I actually enjoyed it, gave me quite a laugh. It is actually pretty sad that some people actually play like that, an electronic gun with a gravity fed hopper, etc.

[Bellicose]

It was sad...but I forsee "bunk'd" as being the new hit word in paintball.

[DarkeWolf]

Originally posted by clown_13_2001


I am on dialup, and I actually enjoyed it, gave me quite a laugh. It is actually pretty sad that some people actually play like that, an electronic gun with a gravity fed hopper, etc.

I guess its all in how you see it, and/or what your taste in humor is. to me, I saw it as just promoting stupidity which is one of my really big peeves.

Originally posted by Bellicose
It was sad...but I forsee "bunk'd" as being the new hit word in paintball.

Sorry bud, you musta posted while I was writing mine, lol. Yeah, that would TRULY be sad, since the two meanings of "bunk" that I know of, is a bed, or another slang for BS.

[lewismat]

wow so stupid whoever made that movie clip needs to be shot

wo and that trigger makes me CRY 30 bps on a spyder COMe ON

Spyders make me cry get a real gun or get
a new hobby
:cry:
:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
silly spyders

[clown_13_2001]

Originally posted by lewismat
wow so stupid whoever made that movie clip needs to be shot

wo and that trigger makes me CRY 30 bps on a spyder COMe ON

Spyders make me cry get a real gun or get
a new hobby
:cry:
:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
silly spyders

When did it say 30 bps? And yes, get a rifle if you want to stay in paintball. :rolleyes:

[ShockerKid82]

I think Punk'D Should sue Kingman for making there show look stupid..

[clown_13_2001]

Originally posted by ShockerKid82
I think Punk'D Should sue Kingman for making there show look stupid..

IT IS THEIR, NOT THERE

Phew, now that I got that out of my way...

And that mtv show was always stupid, made me laugh maybe once or twice.

Sorry if I hurt you by that outburst, it is just that many people get their, there, and they're confused on here too much.

[ShockerKid82]

There and Their are the same thing to me. People understand what I am saying.

[clown_13_2001]

Originally posted by ShockerKid82
There and Their are the same thing to me. People understand what I am saying.

It is one of my pet peeves. :dodgy:

[draXXusballer]

Originally posted by clown_13_2001
Kind of late, are we?

And it seems as the newer kingman guns are coming out, their quality control is beating smart parts. :P
funny:laugh: :laugh: :eek3:but true

[ShockerKid82]

lol its ok ill try to stop =-] Anyway abck to the fact that kingman sucks.

[ShockerKid82]

Originally posted by draXXusballer

funny:laugh: :laugh: :eek3:but true

Sadly no =-[ Most people jsut dont know how to fine tune there gun and keep it in good shape. Please give a pro a Spyder and one a smart parts gun..

[Mr Murderdoll89]

Originally posted by ShockerKid82


Sadly no =-[ Most people jsut dont know how to fine tune there gun and keep it in good shape. Please give a pro a Spyder and one a smart parts gun..


bad company uses them...and they aren't too shabby.

[clown_13_2001]

Originally posted by ShockerKid82


Sadly no =-[ Most people jsut dont know how to fine tune there gun and keep it in good shape. Please give a pro a Spyder and one a smart parts gun..

What does fine tuning a gun have to do with the quality of the gun as it comes from the factory? And it was a joke.:rolleyes:

[ShockerKid82]

Originally posted by clown_13_2001


What does fine tuning a gun have to do with the quality of the gun as it comes from the factory? And it was a joke.:rolleyes:

Sry then but tis ahrd to take sarcasm over the internet =-P

[TippmannPhreak]

Is that what Kingman has stooped to? Comparing an Imagine, to a mech R6? I wonder if Piranha even approved that. Besides that guy who was doing the commercial was retarded. Oh well, it's still not as bad as Kingman's new commercial I saw today on the NPPL. The one where the spider is about to kill the grasshopper, that was truly stupid. It doesn't make it a bad company, though. Oh yeah

INFAMOUS!!!

[Silentshot]

Must... go... buy... Spyder Imagine 04... because of... ghey advertisment...

[clown_13_2001]

Originally posted by TippmannPhreak
Is that what Kingman has stooped to? Comparing an Imagine, to a mech R6? I wonder if Piranha even approved that. Besides that guy who was doing the commercial was retarded. Oh well, it's still not as bad as Kingman's new commercial I saw today on the NPPL. The one where the spider is about to kill the grasshopper, that was truly stupid. It doesn't make it a bad company, though. Oh yeah

INFAMOUS!!!

It is actually a commercial aired from last year, therefore, not new.

[Mr Murderdoll89]

Originally posted by clown_13_2001


It is actually a commercial aired from last year, therefore, not new.


PWNed

[DirtMcgirt]

i'm going to make a thread called "the reason shockerkid82 sucks"

[comando345]

That wasn't even funny.

[lewismat]

whem i said 30 bps i was talking about that trigger in the link on the first page it pivited up and down to supposidley rech speeds of 30 bps o an it said i will take you from no skill to pro skill

:confused: :eyes: :crazy:

[Toodeep]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt
i'm going to make a thread called "the reason shockerkid82 sucks"

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by comando345
That wasn't even funny.


wasn't meant to be. i hate that kid with a burning passion.

[comando345]

I wasn't referring to your post, I was referring to the video. It could have been a lot funnier, but it wasn't.

However, you should leave shockerkid alone. If you don't like him, don't post in his threads; it is really that simple.

[micahflinn]

It looks like they made the gun to win a beauty contest and not to win a match.

[Mr Murderdoll89]

Originally posted by DirtMcgirt
i'm going to make a thread called "the reason shockerkid82 sucks"


eh lay off him...hes cool cause hes a panther fan like me...so its all good...but yea...made me laugh...a lot actually.

[DirtMcgirt]

Originally posted by comando345
I wasn't referring to your post, I was referring to the video. It could have been a lot funnier, but it wasn't.

However, you should leave shockerkid alone. If you don't like him, don't post in his threads; it is really that simple.


i don't care who made the thread, hes probably the absolute worst dude ever.

[ShockerKid82]

hey dirt two things

1. You have no room to talk about why people suck..
2. I HIGHLY doubt you are sponsored by Proto.

Also I dont find beign Ghetto cool go and hang out with all your ****** friends.

[|GB|]

Originally posted by ShockerKid82
hey dirt two things

1. You have no room to talk about why people suck..
2. I HIGHLY doubt you are sponsored by Proto.

Also I dont find beign Ghetto cool go and hang out with all your ****** friends.


Oh boy... Dirt is going to chew you up and spit you out. :dodgy:

[ShockerKid82]

Originally posted by |GB|



Oh boy... Dirt is going to chew you up and spit you out. :dodgy:

I dotn care its some wana be black guy that thinks hes all cool cause he can talk **** on a form.. 99% of the people agreeed with me that this video makes kingman suck.

[clown_13_2001]

Originally posted by ShockerKid82


I dotn care its some wana be black guy that thinks hes all cool cause he can talk **** on a form.. 99% of the people agreeed with me that this video makes kingman suck.

Actually, he is in no way a black wannabe, that is just his avatar. Look at pictures of him in the ot pic thread, he looks nothing like you pictured him.

[ShockerKid82]

Look at his profile unless hes kidding about everything

[Captain Exar]

I like Kingman, but wow words don't describe how bad that was I think I'm going to go vomit now. I just feel dirty after watching that. I mean No Just No!! Dang Imagine :eyes:

[MA_paintballer]

Originally posted by ShockerKid82
hey dirt two things

1. You have no room to talk about why people suck..
2. I HIGHLY doubt you are sponsored by Proto.

Also I dont find beign Ghetto cool go and hang out with all your ****** friends.

Prepare to have the living e-**** beat out of you. And for the record, he is sponsored by Proto, and can probally ball better than you ever will.

[DirtMcgirt]

beautiful.

first off, why in god's name would I lie about a sponsorship from PROTO??? If i was looking to be e-cool i think dye or maybe JT would be the way to go. I don't exactly have anyone that i need to impress here.

second, heres a picture of me with corn rows celebrating kwanza:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/itsnotstevecuff/stevebeer.bmp


great, now you're two for two.


now i can tell you're angry and want to try to make fun of me, so i'm going to give you a good pointer here.

when making personal attacks, accuracy is KEY.

this is a great example: http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=282874&perpage=20&highlight=nerve&pagenumber=3


now practice hard, and maybe one day you'll be able to go toe to toe with me!


to stay on topic:

kingman is a solid company. yes, that video was pretty painful to watch, but that does not reflect in any way on their products. they make solid starter guns. I started with a spyder imagine, and id recommend one to anyone that is just getting into paintball. Spyders are looking and performing better than ever now.

[DirtMcgirt]

also, i think you should worry more about your abilities as a paintball player than what high end gun your parents are going to buy you next. maybe if you were good enough get sponsored, your mommy could put a down payment on a porche for you, instead of shelling out for all of that pricey dye gear you have.

you've gotta think about this stuff man! dirt is here to help.

[Ghost2867]

sry if im a little late to make comments on the video, but honestly...i started cracking up.

this in no way affects kingman as a company...they made a bad commercial that was not only low budget, but was probably a half-a**ed idea that they came up with over the weekend with too much freetime as well.

its funny as hell tho...LOL