Dumbest things youve ever done in a game.

[PMI_Guy]

I was bunkering some one and i ran into a tree. lol. :paranoid:

[PMI_Guy]

ack! sorry, i dident know there was already a thread dedicated to this. sorry :(

[SniperM98]

Oh helz, dumbest thing was, when I firsted played pb, I was indoors, and these kids told me to come over ot them. BIG MISTAKE! A guy came and bukered the two kids and i was on stomach crawling away and i got shot right in the a-hole! The next day i looked my arse in the mirror and i was bruised!

[Codestar20]

Playing woodsball and went to bunker a kid and tripped on a tree root. I got lit up bad.

[Thor the Mighty]

its a tie between: trying to bunker someone with my saftey on and gun uncocked!

and: thinking someone said game over, standing up, brushing myself off and getting lit up..

you decide

[JIVEN]

id have to say the first one

there was one player left on the other team and i was bunkering him and i ran out of balls and air at the same time

[w00twoot]

My cocking rod flew off my cocker and in the middle of the game I was on my hands and knees searching for it...I started to throw paint till I got out..

[-RuShPB227-]

One time We all thought the game was over because no shots were fired and we thought everyone on the other team was out. We got up and left the feild, but 1 kid was left. he was hiding like a panzee. I thought it was pretty stupid of us.

[Micewheelz72]

Yeah, I got alot of these.... One time my friend ran out of paint so he just layed low for a while. Another dude found him and shot him, and the ball bounced right off. He used the ball and got the dude out with it.
Another time, one of my teammates just got a flatline for his tippman. His range was incredible, but he had his velocity low. So he was firing at us and the balls were so slow that we could dodge them. It was fun!
I was on the ground hiding and waiting for people. I covered myself with sticks and leaves. Then someone stepped on me and i shot him in the nutz...Man did he swear loud!
I had my friend cornerd. I shot his hopper off and his paint spilled everywhere. He grabbed a handful and chucked them at me and got me out...i felt like a dumbarse.

[UTLadiesMan]

One of the dumbest was, there were two guys in a large bunker in a woods game. I got one out, and then my friend got the other. I moved up to their bunker then found out there were still three kids in there, they just never showed themselves. It didn't help that they thought the other side of their own bunker was more than 20 feet.... Oh well, it was their first day...

[AK47]

All my back up retreated and i was left out on my own with enemy forces all around me. When i got back to my base i looked like a clown!

[ShadowKi][er]

Two guys infront of me, neither of them had seen me. I lean over the bunkering and start raping my trigger. Safety was on :D, they saw and shot me.

[Incube]

trying to bunker someone with one paintball

[Omega6_Virus]

When I choose Incube to be on my team. JK
the dumbest thing I have ever done was sticking my head in front of an opening where I knew a person was and getting gogged.

[IronAsid]

dumbest thing that happend to me was in speedball a ball broke in my gun so my bolt was jambed, my team so wining so i decied to stay and try to fix my gun there lol then all of a suden some guy on the other teams runs around and is right it on my side so i shot and i am too shocked i dont yell it out to warn the rest of my team and they all got shot lol

[PMI_Guy]

in reply to my own post, i was playing in my back yard, and my friend had my bunkered. i only had about 20 paintballs left, do i fired my gun just to make the noise and make my friend duck under cover. then i ran like heck. my friend dident see me do that (my intention) and so for the next 10 minutes he was shooting at a stump and yelling at the trees to surrender. lol. it was so funny. my and my other friend could hear him yelling "surrender!" and then taking about 4 shots at the unmanned bunker. :laugh: it was histaricial. finally he game up cuz he had no clue were i was :rolleyes: :laugh: :crazy:

[Swifty]

It was my first game, the whistle went off and I ran to the nearest bunker, then I started shooting at the people rushing me. I got out, and and I went to check how much paint I shot, I lost my barrel while I was running. :P :crazy:

[Ruffneck142000]

My team had a player cornered, my gun had ran out of air, but I figured I could get the guy to surrender (Stupid), so when he turned to fire at my teammate I ran right up to him and yelled surrender, he turned and shot me point blank 5 times, that was in august and i still have the scars. I should have just grabbed the gun out of his hands.

[HaZrD Boy 00]

:eyes: I didnt do somethin really stupid but every couple of minutes in all my games i always forget that my mask is on and i spit in my mask i have done that atleast 100 times since is started !... maybe more :eyes:

[Cerberust]

i havent done anything blatantly stupid, ive forgoten to kok my gun a few times, and calling myself out a few times when the balls didnt break.

[ry_goody]

getting bunkered by a phantom

[metalbonsai]

1) Halloween game, wearing a big black robe and a darth maul mask. took a wrong turn in outdoor field and ended up in thick ars brush. I could barely move, got tangled up and stuck. Lens fogged up cause of the Darth maul mask, and I had 3 balls left. then I was 20 footed. scraped up bad by thorns and ****. Bad experience overall.

2) firefight with my friend, we are yelling back and forth. I told him we had 3 guys left on our team, he said no one was out on his. I told him I was out of paint and co2 (which I was) he said he was out of paint (which he wasnt). I believed him cause we go way back and I asked him if I could rush him and 20 foot him (i cry with stupidity) he said sure, but when I got close he lit me up. Then I butted him in the face with my 20 oz. j/k

3) Figured opposing team was all wiped out (no gunfire heard for 10 minutes) so I got up and walked around like I owned the place. Doing my shabby tree to tree moves secret agent style. Till I got popped in the chest.. by a teammate. woopie! Musta got sick of watching me.

4) I once advanced to a position which was surrounded by the opposing team. I have no idea how I got there. But lemme tell ya, when they found out I wasnt with them... oochie.

5) I once played with this friend who chose not to wear his glasses in game. He eventually got 5 people out, in one game, of same team, me included. We forced him to wear his glasses then on, but then it got humid, and he still tried to lite up teammates. Till one dude said F*** it and popped him for the sake of the team.

[IceMan51901]

Well the dumbest "things" I've done was. Cuss at the ref. Shoot someone in the staging area. Shoot someone after the whistle was blown. Thow dirt at someone durring when they bunkered me cause I was out of paintballs lol. Leap frog over a bunker to get the flag catching my foot on the bunker falling flat on my face :laugh:. Use a PGP Pump Pistol Against 5 angel whelding players. Leaving my car unlocked at a Big game and getting my gear stolen. Singing a dancing behind a bunker durring play then getting hit in the butt. But I still sing and dance behind the bunkers with less bruses. Jumping around in the mud putdles. I swear I'm 23. lol Any way :sleep:

[Splash]

I was at nppls LA in the prelims. and went to bunker this guy in the snake and when i went to shoot my cocking rod fell out of my cocker so i hit the dirt on the other side of the snake, luckly my teamies gave me enough support to be able to find it and screw that ***** back in. (one of my teamies ended up marking him)
Man did everyone laugh at that

[PballdudE]

the stupidist thing i did in a game was that i had this one spot that i loved to go hide in and act like a sniper. So the ref starts the game i run as fast as i can to my spot. So i duck and the do a dive into my favorite spot. Come to find out i slide right into one of the other teams best players. As soon as I hit him i yelled "surrender" then he yelled "you surrender" then i shot and he shot at the same time. We both ended up gogging eachother. I felt dumb for saying "surrender" i should have just shot as soon as i saw him.:|

[tryggerhappy]

threw a rock at a refferee, really long story...

And my dad, shot a refferee, another long story...

[ctx]

its a tie between shooting myself in the foot and runing into a airbunker bouncing off getting my ***** of while falling on it:dunce:

[Cindows Xp]

I would have to say the stupidest things ive ever done is shoot 3 barrel plugs into the woods and shoot my foot after i shot my 3rd barrel plug into the woods.

[UTLadiesMan]

Today I played indoors, and forgot to switch out my lens. (I had one of the chrome ones with tint). Anyway, I could barely see. Tried a rental, it fogged up, and I could see less. I got gat by guys 40 feet away several times because I never knew they were there.... oh well... I won't do that next time :D

[PaintballerX]

There were two newbs at my left and right on the speedball course. I was the only one left on my team, they were the only one's on theirs (or so I thought). I was getting tired of just shooting at a bunker, and I couldn't bunker them because I would have gotten lit up by the other guy no matter how fast I was. So I yelled, "OH CRAP! My bolt's stuck!" I stepped out of the bunker and one guy stepped out with me. I lit him up, and moved up about 3 bunkers. I didn't move, and the other guy thought I was still at my old bunker. He stepped out and just as I went to light him up, the THIRD newb, hiding behind the farthest bunker the whole time, threw about 10 paintballs into my chest, stomach, and groinal area. Needless to say, that was the last time I didn't ask how many were left!