The Cruelest Thing You Ever Done [Archive]

Swifty

12-30-2001, 03:07 PM

Well it was my fat friend's first game, to get him back we decided to shoot him up (for all the lies he said, he said he had a "microchip bullet"). Anyways we told him to back us up at base, and we pretended the flanked the other team and got them all out. Then we said the game was over, he came out of base then all of us except fatty :D took our guns and started shooting him. Our oponents went to flank him from his left and my friend flanked him from the right, and I covered them. He ended up getting shot over 10 times. :eek:

Just yesterday, my friend called a ref to check my fat friend for paint, then he resumed us to play, my friend shot him in the stomach point blank and left him a really black mark.

Any others?

foxracer2269

12-30-2001, 03:19 PM

One time at school there was this kid that was saying how paintballers are ***gots and how we are little (female reproduction part) military wannabes. So we invited him to play with us ( he never played before he was defacating bricks before the first game :laugh: ). When he came to the woods where we play my friend Danny gave him his old talon and told him that it was the best gun because it was the lightest we told him it shot the fastest out of all the guns ( he believed us) So about 5 minutes into the second game we all stop and about 6 of my friends and i shot him for about 5 seconds strait (sp?) when we were done he was crying on the ground we thought we really hurt him so we ran and left him in the woods to rot. 2 days later at school the kid comes back with all bruises on his body and tells me hes gonna stab me and my friends. so i told the principal and now he is expelled for a year. me and my friends denyed ever shooting him or playing pball with him. but the bad part is that i cant play out law any more i gots to pay freaking $100 bux for a case of paint at this place by me

Micewheelz72

12-30-2001, 06:24 PM

My friends cousin came to play with us. He had to use my hammer cuz no one wanted to give him a semi. My friend jumps out behind him and pumps 9 shots into him from about 15ft away. He said "are you hit? I can't hear you!" it was hilarious...i think, i wasnt there....

Thor the Mighty

12-30-2001, 08:11 PM

some gril was out in the open so i shot her in the leg and got her out but she stayed in and she kept firing so i had to shoot her in the face mask to blind her so she couldnt hit me and she started getting her shots really close to me so i decided to let her know she was out by going rock and roll on her and stitched her all the way up the side

i felt like an *** but she walked out

Ruffneck142000

12-30-2001, 09:38 PM

I was sitting in some thick brush watching this guy move up, he started shooting at my team so I took aim, aiming at a little gap in his bunker, I shot and the guy went down, I had shot him right in the nuts, I didn't mean to but I still felt pretty bad, it was his first time playing paintball.

HaZrD Boy 00

12-30-2001, 10:09 PM

:eyes: When my team was first starting off .... about 3 years ago we got the newest member and took him in the field and then we told him we would give him a 10 count and the all hunt him down .... i know he was scared cuz he had five semi's behind him... we chased him all over the woods ... in the end we ende up shooting him 27 times ... he was F****D up !!!:eyes:

UTLadiesMan

12-30-2001, 11:29 PM

Once at recball we got a 5 on 5 going with tourny rules. Both teams had one person that had to be told the tourny rules. Well, when playing by tourny rules, I don't stop firing until I can see a definate out on them, then they need to get up and leave or call for a paintcheck. If they don't, after a brief delay I shoot them again. Anyway, I got this one kid in the back and he didn't leave. I kept shooting. He never called out or put his hands up. I continued. Finally the ref (we only had one because it was just for fun) came over and just called him out. There were 19 globs of paint on his back, plus the bouncers, plus any that shot over another hit. He then tells me this is his second time out, but since he got a decked out cocker for his b-day he thought he was tournament ready... :rolleyes: Anyway, I kinda felt bad about it, so I showed him some tips to get shot less. (the first was, after being hit, put your hands up and call out then walk off the field.:) )

BRYCEBOY18

12-31-2001, 12:05 AM

I shot a guy in the bojangles because he shot me three times when I was walking of the field because I was out in the game before.

now that I think about it I kinda feel bad.

Koreanyo

12-31-2001, 01:20 AM

when i was a newb. i had a semi. and my very first CERTAIN kill was when my team crowned around one last guy. and we all got him. he screamed "HIT!"

but i was newb.

so when everyone stopped shooting . i was the only dude shooting at this guy. everyone one of my shots found his mark since he wasnt that far away. i must have unload about 30 shots on him until he started uncontrollably swearing and cussing and scremaing for like 2 minutes . the whole feild was staring at him. he used every swear words imaginable in teh english dictionary, and i think he added a few spanish ones too. yeah. and then i stopped.

Incube

12-31-2001, 05:37 AM

Um knocked a newbie over and stole his paint...lol

Codestar20

12-31-2001, 06:38 AM

This didn't happen to me. Here goes:

We have a tower that we use in my friends woods. We put 3 people in it and 1 or 2 on the ground. The rest of the guys try and get the people in the tower out. It's usually a fun game. After I got out (I was in the tower and got a hopper hit), 2 of my friends were in the tower. 2 of my other friends snuck up right under the tower, stuck their guns in the little cracks in the corners and proceeded to light up my friends in the tower. It was bad. Point blank range right in the arse. My friends came out and were limping and covered in paint. It was kinda funny though.

Predator

12-31-2001, 07:14 AM

A group of us were done playing for the day, but me and a friend decided to play a game of Duel (you know - where you walk 10-20 paces, turn around a shoot one round at your opponent). Well, we walked 10 paces, turned around - my friend shot at me and missed. I shot at him and missed. Your only supposed to shoot one round, but I thought, "What the heck!" and I shot another round and hit him right square in the forehead. Left a big ol' welt. He wasn't too mad though - we laughed about it.

Swifty

12-31-2001, 08:54 AM

Well this was yesterday, my friends and I played a little deathmatch and we all didnt know who as out already so we called a game timeout. After that we resumed our little skirmishes and my friend ended up shooting fatty in the stomach and left him a big black bruise. Their battle started right infront of each other and later he didnt call out because he was wiping his paint. So we decided to let him use a m98 and all of us got a slingshot. He still lost, that's how sucky he is.

ss115

12-31-2001, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by Predator
A group of us were done playing for the day, but me and a friend decided to play a game of Duel (you know - where you walk 10-20 paces, turn around a shoot one round at your opponent). Well, we walked 10 paces, turned around - my friend shot at me and missed. I shot at him and missed. Your only supposed to shoot one round, but I thought, "What the heck!" and I shot another round and hit him right square in the forehead. Left a big ol' welt. He wasn't too mad though - we laughed about it.

Well, I don't think you would be laughing about it if you had shot him in the eye. WEAR A MASK! :pissed:

Anyway, I shot a guy about 6 times from a few feet away, later (he didn't know who shot him) he said people on the opposing team were shooting hot. I then went to the chrono, I was shooting at 310. I feel bad. :(

Cerberust

12-31-2001, 10:03 AM

well it was 3 on 3 and my 2 guys where on one side of the creek and i was ont heother side hidden on the opposite side of a bunker that was facing them, for fifteen minutes i heard my freiend scooting onh is *** very slowly through the bushes towards the bunker, and could hear him laughing to himself thinking he was about to make a sweet suprise flank, he got into the bunker, and i leaned back ever so slightly, so as soon as he crouched up to take a shot i nailed him in the chest, he walked all the way off the feild screaming " I HATE YOU DREW" i felt good.

Predator

12-31-2001, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by ss115

Well, I don't think you would be laughing about it if you had shot him in the eye. WEAR A MASK! :pissed:

Anyway, I shot a guy about 6 times from a few feet away, later (he didn't know who shot him) he said people on the opposing team were shooting hot. I then went to the chrono, I was shooting at 310. I feel bad. :(

We were wearing masks!!!!

NICKYB

12-31-2001, 01:51 PM

the cruelest thing i ever did was not in paintball. Me and a few friends were out by a lake doin stupid stuff.... and i pushed this kid off a dock... he was like i cant swim and we all laughed and thought he was jokin... then he started to sink so i dove in and saved him.. so i guess i did the cruelest and the nicest acts of my life all at once. Then he said he was gonna call the coppers so we all ran like squirrels away into the woods.

ss115

12-31-2001, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Predator

We were wearing masks!!!!

Good, but how did he get a welt on his forehead?

PHiuR

12-31-2001, 02:20 PM

some masks only cover up to a little above the eyebrows or so...:|

WVprankster

12-31-2001, 04:22 PM

I can't tell you- the statute of limitations hasn't expired yet

fireblade

12-31-2001, 04:28 PM

heh, last summer, some of my friends were counselors at a church camp with a paintball field beside it, and near the end of the session they play a few games. Well, I was invited to come up to play, so I played.. and bunkered like 3 people :(

Was kinda funny watching this one supposed ****** crying like a baby, it was his first time playing and he was afraid he was going to get nailed in the junk.

carrim

12-31-2001, 05:30 PM

There is this insanely irritating kid at our school, he lies about things I don't wanna go into detail about and thinks we all are his best friends. Well once he over-heard us planning a paintball game and decided to invite himself.

One of my actual friends and I were stuck on his team and were in a long range firefight with most of the other team (rec-ball). My friend takes aim at a bunker, fires, and the annoying kid pops his head in front of us just in time to get nailed in the back of the skull! BOTH teams just stopped shooting and laughed hystericaly for 5 minutes. :laugh:

Predator

01-01-2002, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by PHiuR
some masks only cover up to a little above the eyebrows or so...:|

Correct!

Incube

01-01-2002, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by carrim
There is this insanely irritating kid at our school, he lies about things I don't wanna go into detail about and thinks we all are his best friends. Well once he over-heard us planning a paintball game and decided to invite himself.

One of my actual friends and I were stuck on his team and were in a long range firefight with most of the other team (rec-ball). My friend takes aim at a bunker, fires, and the annoying kid pops his head in front of us just in time to get nailed in the back of the skull! BOTH teams just stopped shooting and laughed hystericaly for 5 minutes. :laugh:
I have a story like that!
Ok, there is this guy who is a cusin of one of my friends who i play with and evry now and then we got to his house to play outlaw, he hias a tippmman, but that dosent matter. So anyway we start on the same team me and thiskid who is to scared to even come out behind trees and move the slightest bit anywho i move up under fire and go behind a bunker i get the other guy out and this kid who is fat comes running the fastes i ever seen a fat person run he trips and falls so i laugh get up and shoot him 10 times in the ***.......and me and the other guy who i got out and his team mate started shooting him and lauhing..he nver played with us again...haha

stealthbig

01-02-2002, 06:58 PM

Well I have done alot of mean things in my life. Ill list 2 really mean ones

One day I froze all my paintballs so that they were rock hard and got into a quick 3 on 3 game. Like 2 minutes into the game I called myself out of paint, then i ran up to my enemies and unloaded my frozen paintballs at them. MAN THEY WERE SCREAMING. i kind of feel bad because they were bleeding alot, but it was funny..

Another thing i did because i was pissed, I had brough along some ball bearings. If you stick them in your barrel, they come out in front of the next ball you shoot. I didnt this and nailed thay funny mofo right on the chest. THAT ***** WAS CRYING AND EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING THERE *** OF BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT HE WAS HIT BY A REGUlAR PAINTBALL AND WAS JUST A P U S S Y.

No one ever knew i put that ball bearing in there... LOL
I LOVE PAINTBALL!

Paint Bulley

01-02-2002, 07:10 PM

there was this little kid who was pretty scared, and I ran past him so he was behind me and then turned around so he was on the wrong side of the bunker all out in the open, and I just shot him like 10 times, but he had a huge poofy jacket so all except for the one that hit him in the mask bounced. but he still was pretty sad and omost cried.

Ruffneck142000

01-02-2002, 07:40 PM

Another thing i did because i was pissed, I had brough along some ball bearings. If you stick them in your barrel, they come out in front of the next ball you shoot. I didnt this and nailed thay funny mofo right on the chest. THAT ***** WAS CRYING AND EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING THERE *** OF BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT HE WAS HIT BY A REGUlAR PAINTBALL AND WAS JUST A P U S S Y.

THis pisses me off, not only is this the not funny, it's severly dangerous, what if the bearing hit the kid in the neck. It would have killed him and you would be in jail where it seems like your heading anyway's. We don't need people like you ruining the sport, giving it a bad name. :mad: :pissed: :mad: :

HaZrD Boy 00

01-02-2002, 08:32 PM

dude why did you do something so stupid and freeze the paint **** like that gets paintball a bad rep. Your gun should be taken from you and you should be sent out of the us and banned from balling !:pissed: :mad: :pissed:

aNtHrAx32

01-02-2002, 09:10 PM

I don't mean to flame, but stealthbig, it's people like you who give paintball a bad name (or a less good name). If you do the calculations, 300 feet per second is a little over 200 miles per hour. Ball bearings and frozen paintballs can EASILY break skin, as well as goggles. That was just stupid man... I hope that one day you'll realize how dumb it was, because if I had happened to play with you that day, there's a good chance you would not have lived long, or comfortably at the least, after something like that. Think before you ever even remotely consider doing sh*t like that.

NSUCK

01-02-2002, 09:55 PM

dont turn it into a flame war about what is good and not then ruin a perfectly good thread... if he honestly thought it was a 'bad' thing he wouldnt of posted it here.. just tell him its not good and dont flame.....

This wasnt really cruel or anything but I ran to the side of a hyperball course, and got on the side of the opposing team behind the center bunker... they had no idea i was there so i shot a fat guy in the back like 3 times, and he didnt get out, so i shot him again and yelled at him.. he still didnt move ( i ended up shooting him 9 times in the back from 10 feet away.. then he finnaly moved)

Valadian

01-03-2002, 12:07 AM

Is it just me or do 90% of the stories posted here contain a "fat kid/guy"? :)

HaZrD Boy 00

01-03-2002, 12:10 AM

yea .....

PMI_Guy

01-03-2002, 05:53 AM

this is a simple one. i left my friend in the woods screaming at a stump, yelling surrender and firing at the stump. you had to be there.

aNtHrAx32

01-03-2002, 07:12 AM

Well, in relation to that stump story (lmao), I was playing wood ball with a friend who happens to be very, very near-sighted. Anyhoo, I remembered that he didn't have his contacts in that day, so as I was making my approach, I stayed out of sight for quite a while, and when I got near him, and he saw me, he began to unload on me. I shot back, and he ducked behind a big tree. Seeing an opportunity, I ran as fast as I could to a cluster of trees within 20 feet of him, and waay off to the right, and just stood there. He came out from behind the tree, and shot where I used to be, somewhat confused. He didn't see any movement, so he had no clue where I was. Like a deer, he strayed farther, and farther from the tree, until he was actually past me. Seeing as I was about to burst out in laughter, I ran at him, yelling really loud, shooting him. He freaked out and fell over, shooting into the air, as I pelted him mercilessly. Fortunately, we both got a good laugh after that, especially me when seeing him try to walk :)

kr8er

01-03-2002, 08:38 AM

at the end of a day of paintball alot of the people out there ran out of paintballs and so on. so me and two of my friends decided to have a 3 person free for all. and i talked to one of them and we decided to gang up on the other to get him out cus it wus his first day of paintball. so they were shottin at each other and i sneaked up behind him and unloaded about 30 shots from 20 feet about 20 busted on him. it was so funny. then my other friend started shootin at me so i shot him in the butt

stealthbig

01-03-2002, 01:30 PM

About my story, it thought it would come out kind of sarcastic but apparently people thought I actually did that. Seriously though, I was making fun of the mean things people before had done, and im sorry if you did not percieve it as sarcastic. I wouldnt really freeze my paintballs or put ball bearings in the barrel.....

foxracer2269

01-03-2002, 03:26 PM

I read some where that you can't freeze paintball's because they are oil based or something.Correct me if I am wrong but when there was this pesky criter possum thing in my back yard my dad paid me 50 bucks to get rid of it. So with that 50 I decided to go get 500 PMI Premiums. When I got them I tried to freeze them but it wouldn't work. (By the way I wasn't gonna put a metal item in my barrel and shoot it because it would scratch the inside and screw it up)

PMI_Guy

01-04-2002, 06:23 AM

just to see if they would freeze, i put one in the freezer, and yes, it did freeze.

IceMan51901

01-04-2002, 10:48 AM

Thats a good way to get your *** in trouble shooting some one up close. Insted of taking anger out on someone the best thing to do is to tell Fatty :laugh: to get lost or F**k off:crazy:

IceMan51901

01-04-2002, 11:13 AM

Me and my friends like to watch and play paintball. We went to a tourney As we sat on the side lines and watched G-Code or what is know now a Cheat Code Of Paintball Planet Belleville IL. As I was watching cheat code play there was a player closer to the fence where I was watching. The other kid on cheat code was shooting his mexican camo adreniline angel. Hit the kid in the foot. Cheat code calling for paint check. No ref responded. So at the end of the game. This guy from cheat code tells this other kid that if you cheat like that again I'll unload my hopper on you. And if I still dont think thats enough then I'll fill my hopper back up and light you up again. WTF I would never let a player talk to me like that. That was seriously ****ed up. Everybody thank Cheat Code THANKS CHEAT CODE Dumb a**es:eyes: :laugh:

IceMan51901

01-04-2002, 11:23 AM

Well my family are all fanatics of paintball ever since they stept on the paintball field. Which is cool with me because you can always trust family. This one day we went out to play it was nice sunny cool 68. On the ride over to the paintball field my brother n law ask can you climb up into trees. I told him no they dont suggest it. But try it anyway. So after we arived and a few games were played. My brother in law and I were on different teams. Walking around in the woods exchanging shots with other players. What do I see in the trees a Doo Doo Bird in the trees. I laughed all the way over as I ran up the side of the field. Took aim and Shot him right in his goggels. Knocked him right out of the tree. Ran over to see if he was ok and he was like you *******. As I ran away. We laughed about it later over a few beers:laugh:

Paintballmonkey

01-04-2002, 06:53 PM

one time i "accidentally" shot that lazy ref in the balls

FlyBoyNZ

01-04-2002, 10:32 PM

thats always funny, just make sure they dont see you.

Well, I was playing speedball, and you can sorta see the other team before you start, some one on the other team shot in the shoulder before the game started, it was confusing.

Incube

01-05-2002, 03:59 AM

Originally posted by aNtHrAx32
I don't mean to flame, but stealthbig, it's people like you who give paintball a bad name (or a less good name). If you do the calculations, 300 feet per second is a little over 200 miles per hour. Ball bearings and frozen paintballs can EASILY break skin, as well as goggles. That was just stupid man... I hope that one day you'll realize how dumb it was, because if I had happened to play with you that day, there's a good chance you would not have lived long, or comfortably at the least, after something like that. Think before you ever even remotely consider doing sh*t like that.
I agree ball bearings...geez
One time my friend shot his brother in the face with a marbal, he had a mask on of course!

aNtHrAx32

01-05-2002, 06:58 AM

Splash

01-05-2002, 07:50 AM

i was playing this big game and heared walking behind me so i did a 180 and started ripping shots into this bush,, turns out i lit this little bunny :(

Wuzup101

01-06-2002, 07:45 PM

Late october last year...I was playing in the Castle Keep 10hr senerio at Skirmish. We were going on a recon/collection mission and had about 30 guys at our base. It was one of the last missions of the game and it was pitch black at the time (about 7pm) You could only see a few select spot lights in the distance...it was crazy...well anyways. all of a sudden we get incomming shots on the base so everyone takes cover. By the sound and the angle of the balls coming in we can tell that their are a few (turns out 2) players shooting at us. We return a volly of shots and the shooting goes away but noone calls out (they probably wenrn't marked they were so far away). Anyway just as we are about to go out we see 2 figures in the trees about 20 feet away from the base...they have their guns down so we think their on our side. The slowly laugh and raise their guns and before they get them up the are lit up as they run back into the woods. So now we leave for the mission after about 10 min of this crap.

We're walking single file through the woods in two rows about 30 feet apart. All of a sudden I see what looks like a figure crouching besides a tree. I calmly turn around after passing the figure and tell the guy behind me (well laden with an angel and the works...). He screams surrender or die...the figure...falls backwards and starts shooting...and the whole line of us rips into him. There were about 10 of us shooting...man that poor kid he was like 10 feet away...I would have **** my freeking pants.

On another note...if you ever go to one of these games taht has any play at night...bring various glow sticks...as they can be great fun in the dark...and a floursecent stick light is also handy. If you match the reffs glow stick color you can really have some fun!

Killer Kat

01-07-2002, 03:58 AM

I did the unspeakable! Yes! truly the cruelest thing known to man! The really sick thing is, I did more than once! :eek: I'm a sick twisted self abuser! I got married! Twice!! Please try to find it in your hearts to forgive me! (I certainly haven't! :pissed: ) The only good thing that came out of it was my sons who play paintball with me when they're home from college! :D

death

01-07-2002, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by stealthbig
About my story, it thought it would come out kind of sarcastic but apparently people thought I actually did that. Seriously though, I was making fun of the mean things people before had done, and im sorry if you did not percieve it as sarcastic. I wouldnt really freeze my paintballs or put ball bearings in the barrel.....

then why did you bother telling us that "story"? it wasn't funny, and wasn't real either.

as for a cruel story, it was a cap. flag game, and it was basically a stalemate, but my team had the flag. i needed someone to run out pretend the had the flag, and basically attract attention from the other team so i could put the flag in the base. so i said, you go then we'll win to this noob. he goes ok, and runs out. so he's standing there screaming his lungs out, and thwack, thwack, thwack, he gets hit three times in the chest. so he doubles over, sorta coughing. after the game was over (we won), i said are you ok, he was basically trying to breath. and i was said man i'm really sorry. anyways i feel really bad since he left early. :(

Ruffneck142000

01-07-2002, 01:43 PM

I was playing in a 24hr game and was scouting the enemy base. We'll after about half an hour one of the opposition starts walking toward our position by himself and without his gun. So we scattered into the woods. We then snuck back and saw the guy squating in the woods. It turned out to be one of my friends so we decided to light him up. We jump out and start firing, we hit him about four times in the chest, he fell back cussing, we then started laughing uncontrollably. My friend who just got shot was pissed, he had fallen back into his own feces. Luckily he had some toilet paper with him. Our laughing had however alerted the rest of the other team and they ran up and took us out.

:laugh:

ctx

01-07-2002, 02:08 PM

one time i shot an 8 year old 15 times from 10 feet away in the stomach,bojangles,thighs and neck he cried for an 1/2 hour,me= :laugh:newbie 8yr old= :bawling:

PMI_Guy

01-08-2002, 04:10 PM

That Poor Bunny! was he/she all right? :( :(

xXAFireInsideXx

01-09-2002, 04:48 PM

Ok, me and my freinds were plaing one-on-one civil war style in my tiny as$ backyard, and my friend tried to bunker me, but i shot him in the **** 5 feet away.... he fell to the floor screaming.

BlackMageHell

01-09-2002, 06:17 PM

Recently I played at my field with my friend at there was only another 4 little newbie kids there (I think 10-12 years old), anyways, we were playing speedball and I got frustrated cuz the targets were so small so I ran up to the kid and emptied 80 rounds into his chest from 10 feet away, he didnt call himself out until i started walking closer to him.

Ruffneck142000

01-09-2002, 07:43 PM

come on 80 shots isn't that a little much, expecially just for being a small target. you big bully

Lord Delta

01-09-2002, 09:48 PM

Wasn't me, but I was there. Basically we were playing speedball with no bunkers. It was on a dirt road and there were trees on the sides of the road to hide behind. Anyways my team, me my brother, cousin and one other guy had eliminated the other team except for one little kid (about 10) and all he had was a talon w/ 45 round hopper. He was behind a tree so they charged him and came up on the side and behind him. I don't know if he got lit up but he had no chance.