Worst place you passed gas

[Hell28]

Ok guys where is the worst place you have ever let one rip.

[viks]

at a wedding full force blast....hah so damn embasrrassing blamed it on my sister hahaha

[Hell28]

Lolol inside an elevator. Some moron accidently hit the emergency fire switch and scared the crap out of me (Literally) so we were in the elevator for about 7 min while that demon gas floated around

[toolbandfan]

Right in front of two girls when I sneezed.

[Flamethrower]

High school finals English class. Dead silent classroom. I let one rip that sounded like a walrus in mating season.
It was great!

[viks]

High school finals English class. Dead silent classroom. I let one rip that sounded like a walrus in mating season. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[di3sira3]

i was in a room with a couple girls and i laughed from something they did and it pushed a loud fart out. pretty embarassing but funny nonetheless.

[Hell28]

Haha :laugh:

[wiseguy360]

Talking to this girl, it was just her and yours truly. It got silent. I let one go.

"Did you just fart?"

"Yes."

"I see."

[mokalman]

^^ Lol. :laugh: Good stuff.

[p8nter24]

Originally posted by wiseguy360
Talking to this girl, it was just her and yours truly. It got silent. I let one go.

"Did you just fart?"

"Yes."

"I see."

She can see farts???? wow i would like to get with her.;)

[buddyp8ntballer]

Up in front of the entire school, I was reading a speech, and had reached a dramatic pause... and PPLLLLLLUTTTTTT! Fortunately, everyone though someone in the audience did it.:D

[wiseguy360]

Originally posted by p8nter24


She can see farts???? wow i would like to get with her.;)

Thumbs up for making no sense at all.

[Teamcompound]

I don't fart because I'm a girl

[mokalman]

^^She said, "I see." after you said you farted.





Yeah, he's retarded.

[El Kabong]

First day at a new school, where I didn't know anyone. It must have been fourth grade. I am standing up to go in front of the class to introduce myself and I lay down a trumpet blast. I yelled at them for laughing at me.

[dm4monkey]

math class in 8th grade....we were all fooling around and the teacher had just given us a speech on maturity when i bend over to pick up a pen and fart really loud and everyone just started laughing.

[Santaclaus]

Best: Tackled somebody during football practice and ripped a big one in their face.

Worst: On an airplane. No escape... of course the pilot almost needed emergency landing :P

The pool is a death trap, there's no way to crop dust, or blame it on someone else.

[wiseguy360]

Originally posted by Teamcompound
I don't fart because I'm a girl

Girls don't have intestines? News to me. The girls I know do.

[The Terminator]

Girls only admit they fart when they're drunk.

That was one of the many things I learned this Spring Break.

[igota98custom]

One time (I didn't fart this time), I hit this really lame guy near me in study hall, with my little string thing from my hooded sweatshirt, and he farted. :) Flippin' funny, it was.

Same guy, in 4th grade (I wasn't there but I heard this), he bent over and farted. It was a little rumble and everyone heard it, went silent for a couple seconds and all of a sudden, a huge screaching came out of his bum and it sounded like a car was squealing it's tires. Funniest story, ever, that I know.

I kept walking by my friend when he was playing PS2, and kept farting in his face. Must have farted in his face a good 50-some times. :)

[Teamcompound]

Originally posted by wiseguy360


Girls don't have intestines? News to me. The girls I know do.

Just pointing out the fact that I'm not a dirty pig like all you guys out there. Boasting about your.... farts. :dodgy:

[Rancid Coleslaw]

In elementary school all of the 6th grade classes were in a room watching the Butter Cream Gang, including me. My stomach kind of hurt and I leaned to the side as I tried to let out a silent one, but it echoed off the walls with the rotund sound of a large bore trombone in front of every sixth grader at our school.

[TiPpYsGaLoRe]

Originally posted by igota98custom


I kept walking by my friend when he was playing PS2, and kept farting in his face. Must have farted in his face a good 50-some times. :)

:laugh:






He wasn't the only victim :paranoid:

[brandon14295]

Originally posted by dm4monkey
math class in 8th grade....we were all fooling around and the teacher had just given us a speech on maturity when i bend over to pick up a pen and fart really loud and everyone just started laughing.

exactly what happened to me except it was english class.

[Santaclaus]

Originally posted by Teamcompound


Just pointing out the fact that I'm not a dirty pig like all you guys out there. Boasting about your.... farts. :dodgy:

I take it you try to sneeze silently like all girls... :rolleyes:

[wiseguy360]

Originally posted by Teamcompound


Just pointing out the fact that I'm not a dirty pig like all you guys out there. Boasting about your.... farts. :dodgy:

Get out!


Originally posted by Santaclaus


I take it you try to sneeze silently like all girls... :rolleyes:

Oh dear, that's hilarious. "*Chooey* Teehee, I'm cute because I sneeze funny. Teehee.*"

[Blue Baller]

Originally posted by Teamcompound


Just pointing out the fact that I'm not a dirty pig like all you guys out there. Boasting about your.... farts. :dodgy:
Excuse me? This is for girls exactly like you. http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell

I have more than one moment. In every class that I've been in so far, I'll find the stupidest frat guys/annoying loud girls in my classes, sit next to them, and torture them with my uncanny powers to let 'em rip.

And in the ACT. Wow, those sitting around me were not happy.

[mokalman]

Originally posted by Teamcompound


Just pointing out the fact that I'm not a dirty pig like all you guys out there.

Yet your title is "Cocker and balls"

Apparently, you like the cock. So, if you like it so much, that'd mean that you've rode one a couple times. Therefore, that makes you dirty. And you're probably not hot. So now you're a pig. Making you a "dirty pig".

[THE_SEAL]

Originally posted by mokalman


Yet your title is "Cocker and balls"

Apparently, you like the cock. So, if you like it so much, that'd mean that you've rode one a couple times. Therefore, that makes you dirty. And you're probably not hot. So now you're a pig. Making you a "dirty pig".

Quite an imagination you have there. Lol :laugh:


You're also evil...purely and truly evil

[Feralboy]

Originally posted by wiseguy360

Oh dear, that's hilarious. "*Chooey* Teehee, I'm cute because I sneeze funny. Teehee.*"

I personally prefer the girls who actually say the words "Ah-Chew". They pronounce every syllable. It's not Shakespeare, it's spraying mucus. Get over it.

[Ghost2867]

i was in a classroom with a couple friends, and a few hot chicks...

i try to let one out quietly, but noooo...it comes out like a 12 guage...:embarrased:

[rcxpaintball]

Hate to break it to you fellas, but women do let em go.

They fart, they burp....hell I can let huge beltches go, but the little lady can beat me nine out of ten times in both noise and volume [size].


Best Place....

Crowded proshop, kid lets a loud one go, everyone laughs...I had been brewing one for an hour or so and sense they were laughing I figured I'd just let it slip. The thing was silent but warm...not warm it was a cooker, not to mention I dragged it across the length of the proshop. It didnt smell for about a minute and then it hit HARD, in a matter of seconds I had cleared the proshop with the smell.

Worst places.....

1) During a very "intimate" moment....

2) In church, remember he who farts in church sits in the pew....[lame joke but I had to do it]

[GranDream]

Once in Physics class, I was sitting on my desk and I leaned over to the side and unleashed an SBD. Everyone in the general area pulled their shirts over their noses, then the teacher said," Mike, did you just fart?"
Before I could reply, I felt another one coming... only this one... I knew it was a big one. I knew it would smell unholy. I knew I had to release it. So I said, "Yep, and if you think that one was bad, get a load of this!"
So I leaned to one side and let it loose. It was the loudest, wettest, smelliest fart I've ever heard. It was so bad that the side of the room I leaned to was evacuated in less than 10 seconds.

[CaptainFuzzy]

One word... church :paranoid:

It was funny, but I go to a catholic college and for about a month I had quite the reputation.

My girlfriend farts all the time and it's really funny, and she's one of the more feminine women I know...

TeamCompound < Anyone else

[Aero277]

First day of kindergarten, I was holding my ears and rocking back and forth on the carpet during reading time. Everybody started laughing for some reason so I took my hands off my ears and heard myself farting. It's kinda wierd that I didn't know I was farting.

7th grade:
Two girls and I were sitting under the chalkboard in writing class and I just let one rip. It was tiny and they looked at me and I immediatly said "Wasn't Me." They started laughing.

[shootstuff]

Originally posted by Flamethrower
High school finals English class. Dead silent classroom. I let one rip that sounded like a walrus in mating season.
It was great!

lmao!

One time i was on a field trip at the labrea tarpits any way i was walking with the tour guide (this was years ago) I felt kinda funny holding it in but all of a sudden i sneezed and double farted right infront of the dude. He coulden't stop laughing and I was like :eek: :eyes: :goody:

[CDietz]

Originally posted by buddyp8ntballer
Up in front of the entire school, I was reading a speech, and had reached a dramatic pause... and PPLLLLLLUTTTTTT! Fortunately, everyone though someone in the audience did it.:D

i call BS

[No_DAMN_NAMES]

Originally posted by Blue Baller

Excuse me? This is for girls exactly like you. http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell
Yeah, Maddox and I have the same opinions on everything. If I don't find a situation once a day where I can use him, I get depressed and get another eyebrow piercing.

[toolbandfan]

Girls who sneeze really high pitched are annoying. I sort of know one of these girls, we don't hang out much since she's pretty busy. But her being very hot makes up for it.

Guy who sneeze extremly loudly annoy that crap out of me, more then the girls. There is no need to make the loudest audible noise ever when you sneeze.

[CaptainFuzzy]

Originally posted by CDietz


i call BS

I'll second that :tup:

I sneeze really loudly... not because I want to, the sneeze just sort of sneaks up and I can't fight it

[Rammstein187]

this is the bes thread anyone has ever made.

My best: in the locker room at school, i was messing around and i got the idea to pull my pants down and fart in the urinal on the wall. it was the loudest, nastiest smelling thing ever. it got really loud because it eckoed (sp?) out of the toilet. even my teacher heard it in the locker room office.

My worst: while making out with my girlfreind, i let the biggest fart go, it was silent but really long and smelled horrible.

[firekow]

With my (now ex) girlfriend's head on my lap.

Horribly awkward after that.

[CaptainFuzzy]

Does anyone else get really killer farts like right in the morning? I'm on vacation this week and one morning I got up early and ate breakfast with my dad before he went off to work and both of us were ripping 'em like there's no tomorrow. They didn't smell though, they were just loud as bloody hell.

Seems like morning farts are frequent and booming but lack the sultry aftermass that evening farts do...

Any thoughts? :D

[Rammstein187]

yeah that happens to me too. :)

[xVSpyderManVX]

Oh man...

In gym clas we were doing the 12 minute run, and a little ways in i let out a fart that was like... syncronized (sp?) with my running... it was loud and embarrasing, but i just kept running.

[dm4monkey]

a kid in my trig class has the worst farts on the planet...one time he let out an sbd and everyone in the front of the room started gagging...even the teacher goes "Oh my god what is that smell......jack did you do that? man someone sew his butthole shut." was almost as funny as the time that teacher got a porn popup during class.

[Justin The Pyro]

I farted really loud and blamed it on some fat kid.

[TylerWalrabenst]

during an SOL

[Bellicose]

I sneeze loud, but I can't control the volume, so...so there!

My worst one was in 11th grade Algebra II Theory. We were all hunched over our desks taking a test, room quiet as can be. Super hot girl right in front of me, and others around the class. It was kind of like a pop sound. Boy was that embarassing.

Two of my friends in college were roommates. One was overweight, and drank too much, and thus had the worst smelling ones ever. His roomate was a track person with a fine tuned body, thus were very smelly. They always had a can of air freshener in their room. Terrible on road trips, we would have to roll down all the windows, even if it was ice cold snowing.

[CaptainFuzzy]

I've never seen anyone with quotes from charlie and the chocolate factory before...

[Mokushi Faitaa]

on the toilet. Its such a waste of precious gasses.

[Blue Baller]

Originally posted by No_DAMN_NAMES

Yeah, Maddox and I have the same opinions on everything. If I don't find a situation once a day where I can use him, I get depressed and get another eyebrow piercing.
Where did this come from? Have I insulted you before? Regardless:

I don't agree with Maddox on everything. Did I say I did? However, that particular article and teamcompound's statement had a lot in common, so I posted her a link to enlighten her. How does that concern you?

I have an eyebrow piercing. It looks good on me and ladies dig shiny. Once again, how does this affect your life?

Depressed? Wow, since you know me and all. I'm actually one of the more cheerful persons you'd ever meet until you come up with some rude comment like yours that holds absolutely no water. Why would you even try to flame me?

[The Terminator]

Originally posted by Blue Baller

Where did this come from? Have I insulted you before? Regardless:

I don't agree with Maddox on everything. Did I say I did? However, that particular article and teamcompound's statement had a lot in common, so I posted her a link to enlighten her. How does that concern you?

I have an eyebrow piercing. It looks good on me and ladies dig shiny. Once again, how does this affect your life?

Depressed? Wow, since you know me and all. I'm actually one of the more cheerful persons you'd ever meet until you come up with some rude comment like yours that holds absolutely no water. Why would you even try to flame me?

You're the biggest idiot on the face of the planet.

His post had absolutely nothing to do with you; it had to do with Maddox. If anything, he was agreeing with you.

[A-5best]

Originally posted by Blue Baller

Where did this come from? Have I insulted you before? Regardless:

I don't agree with Maddox on everything. Did I say I did? However, that particular article and teamcompound's statement had a lot in common, so I posted her a link to enlighten her. How does that concern you?

I have an eyebrow piercing. It looks good on me and ladies dig shiny. Once again, how does this affect your life?

Depressed? Wow, since you know me and all. I'm actually one of the more cheerful persons you'd ever meet until you come up with some rude comment like yours that holds absolutely no water. Why would you even try to flame me?

yeah uhmmmm i think he was saying that about himself sooooooooo you look like an a hole soo yeah.

***notice i am in no way responsible for this post if i am wrong and it never happened if im wrong....carry on.

[Blue Baller]

Originally posted by The Terminator


You're the biggest idiot on the face of the planet.

His post had absolutely nothing to do with you; it had to do with Maddox. If anything, he was agreeing with you.
I wouldn't have expected someone like you to get his flame. Unless you pay attention to my posts, you wouldn't have noticed in the picture thread that I have an eyebrow piercing and that I do like to use maddox as a source, whenever possible.

And since I get flamed a lot, it would seem by my posting style that I am "depressed."

Good thing you're not a detective.

Anybody else who thinks NO_DAMN_NAMES was insulting himself is either young (which I understand) or an idiot (you're a prime example, Terminator).

[Rancid Coleslaw]

Originally posted by Blue Baller


Anybody else who thinks NO_DAMN_NAMES was insulting himself is either young (which I understand) or an idiot (you're a prime example, Terminator).

Niether. Nobody cares about your piercings or looking into your posts enough to try pinpointing your personality, so it's difficult to recognize a personal attack toward you and you might end up looking like a jack*** taking it to the level that you already have.

[infamousimpy]

wow what a stupid argument who cares. i believe the thread is about flatulation not whiny little retards

[scarroll825]

In like fourth grade this kid I hated (still do) lets one go in the library but he was still trying to hold it in. This resulted in a very loud helecopter type sound. My friend who's dad flies copters yelled out "my dads coming" it was very funy. One of my most vivid fourth grade memories :)

[Santaclaus]

My friend sharted himself :blah:

[Blue Baller]

Originally posted by Rancid Coleslaw


Niether. Nobody cares about your piercings or looking into your posts enough to try pinpointing your personality, so it's difficult to recognize a personal attack toward you and you might end up looking like a jack*** taking it to the level that you already have.
I'm simply saying there was enough evidence there to conclude that it was indeed a personal attack. Anyways, the only photo of me on pbreview is a close up of my piercing, and it was recently posted, as have been my maddox links, so how was I wrong in assuming he was just trying to be a little punk in flaming me?

I don't care how stupid the flame is, I feel obligated to defend myself when someone makes false claims.

[Six Feet Under]

The most embarassing place I've ever ripped *** would be... probably the full bathroom at the casino in Vegas? We were in Caesar's Palace in June '04 and I ripped a big one in the bathroom when there were like 30 people in there, no lie. One dude was like "Holy sh*t boy go use the toilet!"... I was... WTF??

My friend Kevin wouldn't let my friend Greg in the bathroom at the Dragon Buffet in Lakeland FL one time after team practice so Greg sharted right outside the door and had to ride in it the rest of the way home... Taught him to bring extra clothes to practice, didn't it?:yuck: :idea:

[Infiltrator]

Originally posted by Blue Baller

I'm simply saying there was enough evidence there to conclude that it was indeed a personal attack. Anyways, the only photo of me on pbreview is a close up of my piercing, and it was recently posted, as have been my maddox links, so how was I wrong in assuming he was just trying to be a little punk in flaming me?

I don't care how stupid the flame is, I feel obligated to defend myself when someone makes false claims.

Fart.

[Blue Baller]

Originally posted by Infiltrator


Fart.
Well played, sir.

[BunkerBuddy_666]

It was rememberance day during the minut of silence. We were all in the gym and farrrrrt. It vibrated on the metal chair.

[Sotex Killa07]

having a team meating and farted.. I kid you not it smelled like gasoline.. cleared the room in under 10 seconds.. lingered for a good 5 minutes.. then i htink i stained the bedspread i wa son.. :)

give me somethign good to eat and ill take the stain right off a nicewood floor

[pballer1250]

the worst one i probably did was while I was at some theatre I think Loews. My friends said they could feel the seats rumbling. It was probably about 3 seats down. they all said they could feel it. I think i let like 4 huge ones go. I even saw some other people I didn't know a few seats down from me laughing. I didn't know how they felt it I thought they were joking at first when they told me.

[vlrules]

Minute of silence on September 11th, day of the attack. I let a huge one go, not on purpose, and got yelled at for disrespecting all the people in the Twin Towers.

[Sotex Killa07]

i doubt urs... sry but i do

[vlrules]

Why? I was in grade 5. Three years ago. What's so hard to belive? I wasn't trying to be funny either, so i apologize if I offended anyone. I just farted at the wrong time.

[natty dread]

where haven't i farted?
*Church
*Crowded restaraunt
*Black belt testing
*movie theater
All where loud, and thats not all of them

[rcxpaintball]

Way back when....(Two years ago)

Three of my friends and I had a "group date" [pretty much all of us going out to dinner together] with some girls. We were meeting them at a restaurant that was predetermined by the guy who set up the whole thing. All of the guys were in a car and all of the ladies were in another car.

Now what we didnt know was that the restaurant picked out was a sushi restaurant. Sushi and I don't mix...sushi and all of the guys that were riding with me didnt mix...

So we got to the restaurant and had a good time eating sushi and drinking Saki. The truth is we were setting ourselves up for chemical warfar in the car later on...The date went well and the ladies asked us if we wanted to go "Hot-tubbing" over at one of their houses, and of course we did...

So as we are driving back (20min. to get stuff and another 15 to the hottub) I feel one a brewing, [I am driving the car being the only one who didnt drink] but I decide to hold it for a bit till we are in an open area...or better yet I have a larger one and can lock all of the windows. So another few minutes pass and we hear this muffled "WHUMP!" from the passenger seat. Followed immediately by "Shes a juicer!".

Then he smell hits, ungodly bad stuff...Now knowing fully that its open game and all bets are off I begin to take the steps for me to let loose, I roll up all the windows and hit the child lock [making all windows unable to roll down except from my panel] and hit the door locks...And I proceed to hear a muffled "BBBRRATTT!" from the back seat followed by "That was a cooker!". And the smell is bad, at this point I know a LADF* is needed on my part, so lean over to make the blast as directional as possible and maximize the kill radius and fire it off....At this point the cars doors were bulging and the windows looked at though they would blow out [not really] and there was a eerie green fog drifting around in the car...Air was no where around and to breathe was to pass out so everyone was coughing and gasping for air...Eyes were watering, vinyl was melting, windows were fogging up, and the windshield seemed to be drifting in and out of focus.

Now there are four of us in that car....only three had let loose...All that we hear suddenly is from the back seat is "You think those were bad then take a shot of this!". Now I must pause this story to tell you that the final fellow was rather drunk having consumed a large amount of beverage that evening, back to the story. And right after he said that, he let loose...And we hear the sound of a very wet very juicy very loud fart that sounds like a bit more then a fart...it sounded like shrapnel was involved. The smell is overwhelming, everyone turns to look back at the person in the back seat who is suddenly very sober and sitting very still and in a very upright position...He remarks, "I think.....I might...I...Uh....I need to stop at a gas station." which we all know is code for "I just dropped one in my drawers. Of course being my car I immediately floor it and slide into the first gas station I see. It was like a military drill...All windows went down as we slid to a stop and a man was thrown out of the back seat and as he ran across the parking lot we could see a bit of liquid soaking into his khakis. From all windows of my car a body hung half way out and a person hung out shouting taunts and other items to draw the attention of all bystanders in a three block radius.

As if it doesnt look bad enough for him as he runs across the parking lot holding his pants and waddling as fast as he can, we begin to see the full extent of the situation, his khakis begin to form a evil looking spot going down a pants leg and he begins to make a trail behind him....as the people at the pumps begin to see what we are yelling about they also note that the bathroom is in the gas station and requires a key to get into...and is for paying customers only and there is a line of people to get to the cashier who has the key...Now as we laugh and point at the fellow hopping up and down in line with a stain on his pants the situation takes a very grim turn....A black sedan pulls up next to my car and the windows roll down....its the girls. They saw us whip off of the interstate and go flying into a gas station and they are wondering what is wrong...Now the obvious thing is to gloat and make jokes, but we must remember guy editicut...We try to cover for him and make sure they dont know what happened. We state that "So-and-so needed a chocolate fix" and "that we would be there really soon and they can just take off and we will catch up to them.". But the damage is already done, they see the person in the store and they realize who it is....laughter pursues as they suggest the one thing we knew we shouldnt do...we begin to slowly pull out of the parking lot as he comes out of the store...and as he draws nearer we floor it and take off on him. Of course we circle around the block and pick him up and drop him off at his house and then ditch him.

The moral of the story....Always have tarps and plastic bags in your car....you never know when you might need them.

*LADF-Lean Assisted Directional Fart

[Santaclaus]

:notwrthy: :king: :notwrthy:
You own the thread now, my leige.

[CaptainFuzzy]

RCX, you stud you ;)

[Sheps]

rcx, that was...interesting
My friend sharted himself
1. Its "shat"
2. Thats's not too uncommon, I was once prescribed a Penecillin analogue called amoxocillin, I told my doctor never to give me that again, I will say it was very disturbing to not be able to controll your bowels. I was making trips back and forth to the bathroom every 5 seconds, someone was actually thoughtful enough to get a stopwatch :eyes: . The he yelled "THAR SHE BLOWS!" every time I went to the bathroom :eyes: :laugh: .
3. It only took one other occasion where I took said antibiotic to find the pattern, it was still very unpleasant.

[SHBASS]

In the middle of history in front of my girlfriend

[CaptainFuzzy]

Originally posted by Sheps
1. Its "shat"


No, shat is just the unsweared version of the bad word for poo. Shart is when you fart really hard and end up crapping your pants.

[FalloutMan]

fuzzy is infact correct!

personally i have no good stories, definantly not one that can compete with rcx's story, my brother and my dad probably have far too many to count though

[Santaclaus]

Originally posted by Sheps
rcx, that was...interesting

1. Its "shat"


Never question my Knowledge about Flatulents... :crazy:

[STO Balla 22]

having a team meating and farted.. I kid you not it smelled like gasoline.. cleared the room in under 10 seconds.. lingered for a good 5 minutes.. then i htink i stained the bedspread i wa son..
He's not joking. The room was huge and the smell filled up the whole room and lingered for over 10 minutes. It was terrible. One of our teammates had a form of bronchitis and he started coughing uncontrollably. My nostrils burned.
One of our friends was getting out of his pool and he ripped a really wet one. Liquid poo started running down his leg, it was disgusting. One of the nastiest things I've ever seen.

[A2TheRizzo]

This thread is just as fun as farting in church...
Actually it was civics class and all of a sudden everyone heard this fart. Tried to hold it in best i could...

[SpAz100]

in middle school when the class was silent, i was taking a math test. all the sudden i farted, making a growl/hard stepping sound. from there someone called doorknob on me, of course, i was forced to flee out of the room due to the lack of doorknobs in our school. the teacher almost didnt let me finish the test cause he was so mad. at least i didnt get pounded:|

[Sheps]

fuzzy, Ill take your word for that.

[thepeashooter]

I dont think there is a worst place for farting. Only the best place. I myself try and produce the loudest and smelliest farts in public as I can. I usually do quite well at restraunts.

[CaptainFuzzy]

Originally posted by thepeashooter
I dont think there is a worst place for farting. Only the best place. I myself try and produce the loudest and smelliest farts in public as I can. I usually do quite well at restraunts.

Atta boy!

[igota98custom]

The most embarassing place I've ever ripped *** would be... probably the full bathroom at the casino in Vegas? We were in Caesar's Palace in June '04 and I ripped a big one in the bathroom when there were like 30 people in there, no lie. One dude was like "Holy sh*t boy go use the toilet!"... I was... WTF??

That was you!?!

[pientka90]

mine was in math class. we were taking a test and i was holding one in all hour. then towards the end i went to the front of the room and turned it in, and on they way back to my desk i let one out that burned really really bad, and it was silent.. and draged it across half the class room. then a few minutes later the teacher has her hand over her mouth and nose and is cruizing for the door saying "oh whats that smell". then the girls in the room all get up and go by a window and open it up. i don't think they knew it was me but it was pritty embarrasing.

[Bellicose]

I don't know what it is, but something about tests in math class. Like a magnet for gas.

[BackBunker]

Once in 7th or 8th grade: Sitting in reading class, watching holocaust movie (solemn moment). Hotty in front of me...had to let one go. At this point i made a rep in my grade of farting in classes. Anyway, everyone in the vicinity heard it, and we all started laughing. The teacher yelled at us and said "i find nothing funny about this movie!!" Good thing she didnt hear... :paranoid:

Also (wasnt me), in 6th grade, in the middle of a class, the largest, uglyiest kid in class let one rip, right next to the teacher :laugh: . People started giggling, then the teacher burst out in laughter. Quite funny.

[^Arbiter171^]

My family is huge and we were having a huge Thanksgiving meal together. My dad is saying grace and i couldn't stop it. it went for about 10 sec. i burst out laughing :laugh: and then my dad sent me to my room for the whole dinner,:(

but later i snuck down and grabbed aton of leftovers :D

[Avery_mac]

not the worst place but

when i was in london , everywhere smelled anyway , so i would get let me rip in public everywhere

[sirsaechao]

In a theatre watching a movie...tryed to rest my leg softly on the person in front of me back seat...and there it went...ripped...

[blinkpk11]

mallrats style....spyderman knows what i am talking about....

[nerdcore]

Originally posted by xVSpyderManVX
In gym clas we were doing the 12 minute run, and a little ways in i let out a fart that was like... synchronized (sp?) with my running... it was loud and embarrassing, but i just kept running. Same synchronized running gas happened to me at a class picnic. We were playing with Super Soakers & while i was running from someone, out they came - bratat brat bratatat. The ridiculing lasted all day :sulk:.

There's an old lady here at work that has no regard for flatus etiquette. She just putt putt putts around. But at her age, i wouldn't care either.