Paintball and Relationships

[Cerberust]

I felt so cool a few days ago

I have a friend whos been going out on and off with this girl, and she dumped him again, and he was just asking me what i thought of the whole story.

Hes a hardcore paintball player might i add

So i tried to relate his relationship to paintball.

Basicly this girl had been wishy washy about liking this second guy, and he had been wishy washy about returning the thoughts.

So basicly every time this second guy dumped her she would ask my friend out, and whenever the second guy showed renewed interest in her, shed dump my friend.

SO, i put it in paintball terms:

She is the player. This second guy is her primary marker, hes the automag, the cocker, the angel lcd with a flame painted frame.
My friend is her backup weapon, a Sheridan PGP pump pistol perhaps, or a PT extreme. When her primary weapon fails her, she pulls out her backup to save her ***. Until her Primary weapon fails her, she isnt even THINKING, about pulling that backup out of its holster.

Anyways, felt like sharing that for some reason, Anyone else related your life to a game of paintball before?

[foxracer2269]

Yeah.... Balls are always flying at me j/k j/k j/k j/k:laugh: :laugh: :crazy: :crazy: :laugh:

[Squidboy]

None of my three girlfriends have ever lasted more than a month(due to moving away or my moving away). So it is like a scenario game. The ones that finally I get to go to, everyone leaves ten minutes into the game.

[IceMan51901]

Well I'm married. And I must say that my wife has mixed feelings about paintball. She hates it because she see's no since in buying a 1500.00 angel. When I see it perfectly fine. We both play paintball. She uses a Tippmann m98 and I use a Autococker. Sometimes she uses the autococker but she thinks its to heavy. But when your married and playing paintball its mostly about what your going to buy next as far as gear is concerned. Just some days when I wanna play she dont and she gets pissy. But thats women for you. When arent they gonna get mad at you right:eek: