You know you're addicted to paintball when...

[Magnus55]

Ok complete the sentence. My answer is, you know you're addicted to paintball when you walk to your local paintball store just to pick up a few parts, and think nothing of it. Which is exactly where I am going right now. So I'll be back in an hour or so and I'll see what you guys have written. Ta Ta :wave:

[Codestar20]

You snap shoot around furniture while watching tv.

[jaredu]

You've spent more money on markers and accessories than your car.

[PMI_Guy]

you talk to your gun daily and ask how its feeling. :laugh:

[jaredu]

You name your marker.

[Cerberust]

you compare relationships to the game.

You wear your camo pants to school.

you draw a spyder shutter during 3rd bell

the only reason you pass your science quiz is because you remembered that compressed air expands when its cold out, and liquifies.

you start downloading paintball movies of morpheus.

the word gogged gives you a hard on.

[jaredu]

Most of the fence or trees in your yard have some kind of paint marks on them.

[jaredu]

You can take apart your marker and reassemble it within 1 minute.


You use paintball terms when making basic conversation and everyone stares at you.

[jaredu]

You buy bags of Brass Eagle/Viewloader paintballs just to smell them...:elaugh:

[Chad51]

Interesting! This thing about naming your marker is pretty cool because I am actually trying to come up with a good name for mine! Also I have no problem wearing camo pants to school! Is there anything wrong with either of those things?

YIPPEE IM A PAINTBALL ADDICT! Oh ya I also just wore my new paintball jersey to school today! Everyone at school thinks im crazy because all I talk about is paintball!

I already managed to get my friends into it but only a couple managed to get markers... (we are only 15!)

[UTLadiesMan]

You've spent more money on markers and accessories than your car.
Yep, marker always before car.
you talk to your gun daily and ask how its feeling.
Yep, and you sleep with it at night and sing it lullabies.
You name your marker.
Yep, I call mine "My big phat cocker"
You use paintball terms when making basic conversation and everyone stares at you.
Yep. That's where the names "My big phat cocker", "Impy", and "Bushmaster" come in handy. Add in descriptions like "he had 20 big spotches of white on his chest after I was done with him" and "I just love the smooth in and out motion of my big phat cocker's big phat back block" and you're sure to draw looks every time.
You can take apart your marker and reassemble it within 1 minute.
Workin' on it.... :| Not quite an addict yet... :dodgy:

[MiNi43]

My bushmasters name is "Jupe" I made it up ;)

[fireblade]

When you post on pbreview.com.. pbnation.com.. warpig.com.. automags.org.. your own sites forum..

You get shot in the balls and instead of never playing again, go back out whenever you recover

You buy a $2000 gun :P

[death]

you're asked to stop reading paintball mags in school 5 times in a day. when you think to yourself, "do they make paintball wall paper?"

[Killer Kat]

I can't walk across my front yard without thinking there's a sniper in my bushes!


I wasn't happy with just one Impulse, I had to have a second!


I wasn't happy with two Impulses!, I had to have a Shocker too!

[SniperM98]

You've spent more money on markers and accessories than your car- THAT WS GAANNA BE MINE!

O well

When you sleep w/ your marker more than yourgirl friend

You googged up your barrel more than your paintballs (if ya understand my angle ;)

(By the way I have dl a few movies of morpheus!)

When you spend more money on your paintball gun then your girlfriends anniversary

If you had 25mill and decided to build and indoor sup'air field and donate the rest to paintball parks

When you call a paintball gun a marker

When your Angel has more technology than your home theater system

When your Angel is the only thing that shows on your electro bill

When you own an Angel autococker Timmy Immpy Shocker

When you make closer friends on Pbreview forums than at your school

i think this enough for now...

[splatterpunx]

when at 2am on a sunday night you answer the door in your
shorts and a hommie looking guy asks for your car keys and says come outside for a minute,you go outside and see your car on the back of a tow truck being repo'd... you laugh go back inside and worry about if icd is gonna fix your marker in time for a
upcoming tourny...

[LordChaos]

When you can field strip, clean, and reasemble your gun blindfolded (in less then 10 minutes).

(Oops. 10 minutes, 13 sedconds....)

[jaredu]

I could take my point zero fully apart and put it all back in within one minute. It's more like 35-40 seconds at the most.

[Magnus55]

Originally posted by jaredu
You name your marker.


Haha I was just trying to come up with a name for my gun. :laugh:

[smallpaint98]

Your addicted when our marker has at least one drop oil in it for every time you touched it:laugh: .When you have only played 3 times, but all of your friends ask you for advice.

[Shazaam]

I called mine the "Skud Missle":agree: :paranoid: after my 1977 bombardier olympic skidoo.:laugh: :elaugh: :biglaugh: I was also thinking the "newfie bullett" but, thats a retired train so i thought it was kinda lame.

[Minority]

You forget your wearing your spectra goggles when you go to class, because you can see everything.

[DraXsuS]

the only thing you talk about with friend is paintball
your notebooks are full paintball guns

[davkad]

.... you have money and right away you either spend it on paintball gear or upgrading your marker.

maj... i am guilty of the second one, all i draw is paintball guns. damn mind, and damn paintball gun.

[Chad51]

Both of the things Maj pointed out apply to me as well as a lot of the things on here! I am definatly (ABSOLUTLY NO DOUGHT ABOUT IT) adicted to paintball!:D

[Minority]

When you can draw the internals accurately of 25 markers you don't even own.

[Ice]

When you've taken apart everything in your gun. as so oyu can see through the body.
When you've polished the inside of your body
When your making/made a custom milled body
When you named your goggles,tank,squeegie,gun,ect.
When you think talking to your girlfriend on why no hot girls play paintball is alright...(when she plays paintball)
When oyu spend more money on paintball then you do otherstuff/girlfreind
When oyu tell your girlfirend she has to pay for your date cause you don't even have enough money to buy her something for your anerviersor....

I call my gun "Shes my girl" or if someone says something about it "yep, shes my baby"

[Ice]

When you talk to yourself about your gun...
When you practice moves in school (or in gym)
When you tell your princapal at school that the school should have a paintball club....(when the school don't got enough money to buy basketballs...)
I'll stop for now...

[PMI_Guy]

i got these off of paintballgeeks.com

1. I refer to my paintball gun as a marker.
2. When buying paint I inspect the goods for freshness as though they were vegetables.
3. I have named my gun.
4. I have slept with my gun or other gear.
5. I commonly wear paintball clothing in public.
6. I talk to my gun.
7. My paintball gun/marker has more upgrades than my car.
8. I prefer going out more with my paintball gun/marker than my girlfriend or wife.
9. I drive by the local field just for the heck of it.
10. I love the smell of a paintball field.
11. I love the smell of Co2 or Compressed Air.
12. I discharge Co2 bottles to cool beverages.
13. My gun/marker is worth more than my car/bike.
14. 23 shots per second isn't fast enough, technology can do better.
15. I know what a warp loader is.
16. When meeting new people I look for vunerability.
17. ALL of my friends play paintball.
18. I subscribe to at least one paintball magazine.
19. I can discuss the differences and qualities of paintballs for more than an hour.
20. I have won a paintball tournament.
21. I have gotten paid or sponsored to play paintball.
22. I want to get paid or sponsored to play paintball.
23. All the trees in my backyard have paint splats on them.
24. Paintball should be an Olympic Sport.
25. I'd rather be playing paintball, right now.
26. I decorated my room/house with a paintball gun.
27. My paintball gun hangs in my pickup truck.
28. I think nothing of firing my paintball gun in my house.
29. My paintball gun is aways in my hands.
30. I wear my paintball gun like it was jewelry, I always have it with me.
31. I have, or have seriously thought about, taking my girlfriend or a woman on a date, which included playing paintball at my local paintball field.
32. Without me my gun is useless.

lol the lost post b4 me is funny cuz i was gunna ask my principal if the scool could have a paintball team :laugh:

[flyingdeadbody1]

Someone paintballs your house as an act of vandalism and you say

"oh, how nice of them, but they didnt get this section of the house"

[Ice]

When your htinking about getting a cutom milled body....
When every time you get money you go and buy stuff for you gun/mask/paint.
When you own a chronograph...

[-RuShPB227-]

i asked my principal if we could have a paintball club but he said no....:(

[AK47]

I sleep with your marker like its a teddy bear:sleep:

[compadre7]

When you drive by buildings, fields, car lots, etc. and say, "Hey, that would make an awesome paintball field!"

[WickedImpulse]

You name your maker.

Use paintball terms freely.

Watch your autococker's back block go back and forth whill on the couch.

And play pocker with your marker!:laugh:

[flyingdeadbody1]

You are constantly telling someone that you are going to bunker them, and they dont even know what it means...

You use the term bunker freely throughout the day like "if you dont hand me the remote ill bunker you"

[PMI_Guy]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

you watch your cockers back block go black and foth while on the couch


if you dont hand me the remote ill bunker you

:biglaugh:


L0L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ebonclaw]

When you have a strange fetish for a Proteus mask and insist you wear it whenever you have sex.

When you invest $300 to "trick" a talon simply to see if it could be done.

You refer to your new girlfriend as a "newbie".

When you throw out barrels because you feel you've shot too much paint through them.

When you give your girlfriend a "Paintball Junkies" diamond ring when you propose. (Has a place for spare o-rings on it)

When your gun can shoot faster than most military assault rifles.

When you own two or more 12V revvys, even though you KNOW you can only use 1 at a time.

When you spend $800 to buy a Nasty Typhoon, full well knowing it's not tournament legal.

When you have Bob Long programmed into your speed dial.

When Lisa Harvey gets anonymous nude pictures and "marry me" cards from you.

When you name your dog after your new gun.

When you prefer paintball to sex.

When your ultimate fantasy is to make love behind the soda can on the 50 with your Angel in hand.

[PMI_Guy]

this hapened yesterday.
when your doing multiplaction, you pretend the numbers have guns and there are pickachus and rockets/dorritos and there playing speedball

Deep, huh?

[HaZrD Boy 00]

lol when i was a newbie i got a stingray and a dog for christmas and i named the dog sting

[wwhooper]

"When Lisa Harvey gets anonymous nude pictures and 'marry me' cards from you"

LOL I like that one :D

[IronAsid]

When you have a nightmare that you are in a tourny and run out of co2 in the middle of the finals.

[pbgod68cal]

ditto on what comprende7 sad i do that alot

when your walls are coverd withcut outs of guns and pics of paintball related stuff.

when every time u get on line u never leave this site like me

u draw out feild lay outs and "battle plans" in study hall

u wear your mask arund the house

u have dreams about paintball

u ask ever new kid inschool if h ever played and then tell him hes dumb if he says no

when talking about paintballu make the hand gestures of a gun or u shooting and u make noises well makeing your hands look like your holding a gun and shooting it

u wear your sock hat to and from school