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xtremesnipr223
05-13-2005, 01:25 PM
I took a brief scan through my high school's yearbook today, and as I was skipping past the section about our *****y football team, there was a bio of one of the kids who plays paintball...Ok cool. One problem: They picked the wrong guy for a bio about a guy that plays paintball (Shoulda picked me...tsk tsk).

Anyway, he managed to state a few ridiculous statements that made me LOL, and almost LMAO.

First he says that he got his gun at sports authority for 400 dollars. Only problem is that the gun in the pic was a spyder imagine.:eyes: Even with one of SA's electro hoppers, and CO2 and w/e, it only comes out to about 160. Maybe he included a case of paint...still only 210. Yeah, w/e kid.

Then he says that it came with two barrels. "Yeah it came with two barrels. I have the semi-automatic barrel but also the automatic barrel which is more accurate because the other one is 9 inches and this one is 14 inches."

Jesus Christ. And according to him, he's been playing for about 2 years. Shoulda known better

W/E, that's my rant.

Peace.:laugh:
PaintBaller1818
05-13-2005, 01:32 PM
Oh I wish I was you. That kid'd never survive at my school we have a buncha harcore balllers who would tear him apart, even tho he's on the football team...:eyes:
Gen0va
05-13-2005, 01:37 PM
Get a bunch of your friends that paintball and beat his ***! :P
f2f4
05-13-2005, 01:41 PM
Genovar, I despise that sig of yours... :P

But yeah, there are ppl at my school like that too.
Jeezer
05-13-2005, 02:14 PM
F2's a chick!?!?
Xx-Fenix-xX S.B
05-13-2005, 02:18 PM
There some people at my school like that too...

One thinks that having a scope in speedball is a good idea, and tried to get everyone else to buy one. Two people did. They have A spyder Victor, and a ZAP ZXS 1000E... So they dont even have a way to properly install it.

Another said that a stock E-Piranha, I think it was just a SRT or whatever, had an "uncapped rate of fire" when someone looking to get into the sport asked him how fast it was. I took him aside and told him not to listen, or buy anything he says...

Haha, one of my friend put "custom made spikes" on his mask, and the had to get 8 stiches in his hand when he jabbed two into it, about halfway through when he went to take it off... has to be rushed to the hospital... tsk tsk.

The first person, and the one with the spikes are both the same... He also thinks A-5s are louder then 98 Customs, I dont know if they are in fact, but he says they are because the cyclone feed goes BUZZZZ so loud. I told him it doesnt matter. Noones gonna here it over your shooting.

Just thought I'd share, lates.
OWNAGE
05-13-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Jeezer
F2's a chick!?!?
Yes. :dodgy:

And that's a pretty good story, but try searching, we have a "Funniest things a newb has ever said/done" thread.;)
Jeezer
05-13-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by SpyderOWNAGE

Yes. :dodgy:

.....Really??!
Gen0va
05-13-2005, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Jeezer


.....Really??!

You didn't know?
xtremesnipr223
05-13-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by SpyderOWNAGE

And that's a pretty good story, but try searching, we have a "Funniest things a newb has ever said/done" thread.;)

I know. I thought this one deserved special recognition.
Stan the HitMan
05-13-2005, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by PaintBaller1818
Oh I wish I was you. That kid'd never survive at my school we have a buncha harcore balllers who would tear him apart, even tho he's on the football team...:eyes:

Back in the day at my school the football players also played rugby and paintball, lacrosse, and hockey. we kind of just shun the people who said stupid things
Bellicose
05-13-2005, 02:52 PM
Can we say "off topic?"

Never really had anyone talk about paintball when I was in HS, but, that was years ago, and the sport has grown.

and, eff, don't take that kinda stuff from people like them. Be a man, step of of the closet;)
PaintBaller1818
05-13-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Gen0va


You didn't know?

I didn't :dodgy:
coolrazer
05-13-2005, 06:00 PM
There are about 4 tourney ballers at my school. The rest are all 1337 sn1p0rz. Hehe, they try to tell me that I'm stupid for spending so much money on my gun. "All you need is a 98 custom, a flatline, a remote, and a pod of paint. One shot, one kill"

Hehe...
etmydst
05-13-2005, 06:06 PM
na f2f4 can't be a girl........
igota98custom
05-13-2005, 06:07 PM
One shot, one kill


Man, If I were you, I would of slapped that punk. Then, challenge him to a 1-on-1 at your local field...Heh heh...
cutomcocker1
05-13-2005, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by Jeezer
F2's a chick!?!?

this thread lost me about there...now this has me interested....where's eff when you need him/her/it? ;)
bdaniel08
05-13-2005, 06:24 PM
You didn't know f2f4's a chick? She's one of the best at paintball in this forum. There's a vid of her playing somewhere...

EDIT-

I didn't find a vid, but I did find a pic of her in her younger years. She posted this on PBN a long time ago

http://www.sdrustvo-reaktor.si/Paintball/slikce/Women%20Woriors.jpg
clown_13_2001
05-13-2005, 06:25 PM
F2F4 is a beast when it comes to paintball. She is small and light, which is why she plays front. Can't believe you didn't know that.
TiPpYsGaLoRe
05-13-2005, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Jeezer
F2's a chick!?!?

:eek2:

omghi2u LOLOL
Mr Murderdoll89
05-13-2005, 06:55 PM
Wow...this thread was hijacked a wee bit you think?
clown_13_2001
05-13-2005, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Mr Murderdoll89
Wow...this thread was hijacked a wee bit you think?

No, we are talking about misled noobs thinking eff is a guy. ;)
GranDream
05-13-2005, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by bdaniel08

EDIT-

I didn't find a vid, but I did find a pic of her in her younger years. She posted this on PBN a long time ago

http://www.sdrustvo-reaktor.si/Paintball/slikce/Women%20Woriors.jpg


She's rather... homely:P
Stan the HitMan
05-13-2005, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by bdaniel08
You didn't know f2f4's a chick? She's one of the best at paintball in this forum. There's a vid of her playing somewhere...

EDIT-

I didn't find a vid, but I did find a pic of her in her younger years. She posted this on PBN a long time ago

http://www.sdrustvo-reaktor.si/Paintball/slikce/Women%20Woriors.jpg


wow.......f2f has entered a new realm of respect in my standing, we need more female players in the sport, each one of them is a pioneer really, for ever 50 male players i encounter i will be lucky if one of them is female. you get my drift.

no that wasn't a boob fascination paragraph :P
OWNAGE
05-13-2005, 07:18 PM
And if you talk to eff everyday like I do, you get special pictars.:wink2:
coolrazer
05-13-2005, 07:19 PM
:laugh:
f2f4
05-13-2005, 07:22 PM
Just as a note, I am not the one holding the Red Pirhana, but instead the one standing off a little to her right, and in front of her. With the glasses, of course. Had 'em since I was 9.

Ownage - Just don't post them... I may get banned for that! :|
XxxWarheartxxX
05-13-2005, 07:23 PM
:laugh: :crazy:


This thread is lost its sad:bawling:
Stan the HitMan
05-13-2005, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by SpyderOWNAGE
And if you talk to eff everyday like I do, you get special pictars.:wink2:

I thought you told me my special pictures were the only special pictures you looked at SpyderOWNAGE!
How could you do this to me!
I may go emo and or lose sleep over this!
TiPpYsGaLoRe
05-13-2005, 07:30 PM
*waits to brutally murder the first person to ask for "n00ds"*







:dodgy:
f2f4
05-13-2005, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by TiPpYsGaLoRe
*waits to brutally murder the first person to ask for "n00ds"*Hehe, I already have like 23 PM's.

Stuff like "Any pics?" and "Are you really teh big leet female?" :laugh:
Stan the HitMan
05-13-2005, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by f2f4
Hehe, I already have like 23 PM's.

Stuff like "Any pics?" and "Are you really teh big leet female?" :laugh:


If any if them say "Y hella thar buttsecks!!!11!@11" my day is complete
TiPpYsGaLoRe
05-13-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by f2f4
Hehe, I already have like 23 PM's.

Stuff like "Any pics?" and "Are you really teh big leet female?" :laugh:

*covered in blood* Any more?
xtremesnipr223
05-13-2005, 07:44 PM
Good Lord, what has happened to my thread?

I feel faint...

Please, f2f4....pics....you....must....send..........It's. ...the only....way!
Downfall08
05-13-2005, 07:47 PM
lol at this thread.
STO Balla 22
05-13-2005, 08:05 PM
Yeah, Eff's really a girl. :dodgy:
igota98custom
05-13-2005, 08:06 PM
I demand nekkid pic's...Now
f2f4
05-13-2005, 08:12 PM
Sent... :|

This is kinda creepy. I always figured you guys would just "know".
igota98custom
05-13-2005, 08:13 PM
HOLY JESUS your one fine babe, If I say my self...*humps leg*
XxxWarheartxxX
05-13-2005, 08:20 PM
WHY ISNT THIS THREAD CLOSED
bdaniel08
05-13-2005, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by XxxWarheartxxX
WHY ISNT THIS THREAD CLOSED

Because the creator is the spammer.:dodgy:

On a side note. Yes, there are noobs at my school.
dm4monkey
05-13-2005, 08:44 PM
yes eff's a chick....she even posted a video in the hk thread of her blanket mod for her new proto....go check it out.....:dodgy:
someday1188
05-13-2005, 09:37 PM
this is the best thread in a loooooong time:laugh: :tup:





n00dz?:dodgy:


*NINJA EDIT*
http://img145.echo.cx/img145/2076/roflwaffle19qn.jpg
Spinach
05-13-2005, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by xtremesnipr223
I took a brief scan through my high school's yearbook today, and as I was skipping past the section about our *****y football team, there was a bio of one of the kids who plays paintball...Ok cool. One problem: They picked the wrong guy for a bio about a guy that plays paintball (Shoulda picked me...tsk tsk).

Anyway, he managed to state a few ridiculous statements that made me LOL, and almost LMAO.

First he says that he got his gun at sports authority for 400 dollars. Only problem is that the gun in the pic was a spyder imagine.:eyes: Even with one of SA's electro hoppers, and CO2 and w/e, it only comes out to about 160. Maybe he included a case of paint...still only 210. Yeah, w/e kid.

Then he says that it came with two barrels. "Yeah it came with two barrels. I have the semi-automatic barrel but also the automatic barrel which is more accurate because the other one is 9 inches and this one is 14 inches."

Jesus Christ. And according to him, he's been playing for about 2 years. Shoulda known better

W/E, that's my rant.

Peace.:laugh:

Maybe they didnt pick you because your a nerdy fat pimply kid that would uglify thier year book.
Jeezer
05-13-2005, 10:00 PM
So is eff a chick or what?
someday1188
05-13-2005, 10:10 PM
no. for clarification eff is a dude.
UTLadiesMan
05-13-2005, 10:48 PM
Wow. Just wow.