Wanna be's at me school

[USF22Raptor]

ok this 4 ft kid (6th grade) walks up to me and says he can beat me in paintball(I taught my friends everything they know about paintball lol and they told these people and it spread) so now I say Why do you think that? he says because I have a raptor and you have a Piranha....

I asked him if he knew if he used Nitro or Compressed air...he said he used nitro...what an idiot...he had a picture of him and his gun with/ C02 tank in it lol....heeehee

now he had a paintball team LOL and they think BE guns own Hahahhahahaha

[USF22Raptor]

he brought some magazines to school let 1 of my friends use them and this kid who dislikes me was looking at it and I was talking to my friend about regulators and he didn't know what they looked like so I drew a picture on a gun of 1 about 1 cm high ....the kid who disliked go tells the kids who owns the mag......

he comes up to me and says next time I draw in it or touch his stuff hes going to kick my @ ...

remember he is a week cried in football every practice 4ft guy

me behind 5 3 and very strong compared to anyone in my school and kicked @ in football...(on his team he ran from me lol)

id like to see him try to hit me lol...
you guys I wish I had a vidieo cam when this happened lol

[paintball bimbo]

In the area I live there are four towns side by side.Allmost all the population of kids go to my school (around 1200).Some of my so called "friends" play paintball two or three times a month.They all bought Raptors and Talons hearing they were the best ( :laugh: ) and I researched a little bit and got a 98 Custom.About two years later I'm 50-12 with them 6-40's wins-losses.There the type of people that when there not the best in everything or have the best they throw a tantrum and get all mad,so they kicked me out of their paintball group :( and tried to fight me but one made a lame excuse and got away,the other was to scared,and the other one has a few black eyes.Maybe that don't relate to your story,thought telling you they thought BE was the best markers out there.

[USF22Raptor]

I just cant stand the fact that they think they know everything about it and really you ask them what a booyaa grip frame does to your gun and they will say *helps you grip stupid*


I'mm talking about the electro grip.

[Bunker You 151]

USF22Raptor...could you possibly learn how to spell correctly? Half of the things you say don't even make any sense at all. Not trying to flame you or anything but use spell check!

[LordChaos]

Bah! Next time, just challange them to prove it on an indoor field. Then pull out the pump gun and go to town. I can't count how many people who were talking up their game and their mid ranged (or high ranged) semis I've nailed with my pump in indoor games. And it makes them real mellow when they realize they (and their friends) just got their butts handed to them by a pump. (you should have seen the faces on this one group after a game where they surrendered to me and my pump AFTER I ran out of ammo!)

[USF22Raptor]

going though buy 1 though... full nickel plated with the 14" CCI nickel barrel

[tippmann0000]

In my school there arent many kids that play pball but sum of the ones that say they do...... well ill tell ya one of my stories its kinda funny

This one kid wit a sting ray was like what kinda gun u have and i was like a tippy and he was like,"what":confused:
I say tippmann mumbling stupid newb under my breath:P oh he says well my sting ray can out shoot you "Tippy" any time and i was like right:eyes:
then he says i got a custom barrel for my stingray and it a 12 incher whoa momma put out that fire not a custom 12 inch barrel on a sting ray man u got the heat :sleep:

you had to be there :|

[Magnus55]

Theres no need to get mad or angry with them. Just be calm and collective and invite them out for a day of paintball. Then you show them who's really king. :badboy:

[Ebonclaw]

Heh heh heh. A couple kids asked me to go paintblling. I arrived and pulled out my electronic Shutter and they had never seen anything like it. I set it on full auto, 12bps and opened up for a second or two, to let them know that they had better not be wasting my time. They all forfeited right then and there, with one kid telling me how he was getting a $23 autococker (that's right $23) and beat me.
Yeah, if that stupid little kid can ever figure out how to work the damn thing. Gives even experianced airsmiths nightmares....

"Gyyyaaah!!!!"
"It's only a dream honey"
"Oh my God! I thought my entire team's autocockers busted and I had 15 minutes to repair them before finals at the IAO."
"It's ok....."

[brad85]

it is people at my school that got me into paintballing.

[AngrySloth]

One of my little bro's friends brought a gear bag over a couple weeks ago. I asked what was in the bag, and he said an Angel paintball gun. I was thinking, "Great, a little rich-**** kid." When he opened the bag, he pulled out an Avenger. I was like, "Ryan, that's not an Angel, that's an Avenger." He kept saying, "No it's not. It's an Angel, I think I know my own gun! What would you know about paintball anyway?" At this point I grin, go upstairs, and bring down my gear bag. I take out my cocker and say, "I know more than you possiblely imagine."
He then promptly tells me my gun sucks and his will "shoot me dead", and him and my bro go up to my bro's room.
As far as I know, he still thinks his gun is an Angel.
:crazy: :laugh: :freak:

[wwhooper]

I have one. There is one kid at my school I asked if he played paintball and he said "yeah. I bet I could beat you in any war game" and put his hand out. Then I asked what kind of gun he had. and h said, "It's red and about this long. Cost me $360" Then I asked his other friend and he said he didn't even have one!
I have another friend who thought that blades kicked ***. then I told him they suck. he said "oh, yeah that's what I meant. it sucks" and then about a week later he said "hey dude, I just got a stingray! it is awesome! It shoots really fast too!" then he starts goin BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH BOSSH trying to sound like his gun and I walked away laughing. He called me after christmas and said, "I got 2 RPG paintball guns for cristmas!" and I told him "Uhhh... don't you mean PGP's? and he said, "I don't know..." He is still yet to come to an actual field and play with me.. heh hehe

[Micewheelz72]

Theres these kids at my school who claim that they paintball. We were talking, and our team decided to take them on. Anyway, we talked to them to see what guns they had. One has a shutter, one has a stingray, and I think one has a tippy....not sure. Then I tell them "I have a hammer." theyre like "What?" I said again "a kingman hammer." theyre like "OOOOH, you mean a SPYDER." I said, "no. HAMMMER!" and showed them a picture. They laughed at me and claimed they could kick my *** and owm me etc. They think I'm a newbie cuz I got a pump action, but we'll see who the real newbies are next week...mwahahahahaha!

[VeNoM]

i remember at my school last year i asked this kid if he paintballed, he said yes. i asked what kind of gun he has, of course he says "i have an angel" so i was like cool, well bring it to the field this weekend and we'll play . . . of course he shows up with out an angel and then tells me it was his dads. his dad dropped him and i aksed him why his dad didnt play, so he tells another lie to cover up the 2 he already told me, he told me that his GRANDMA bought it because it was PRETTY . . . i hate liars . . . it just made him look worse that he kept lying, i can beleive he really wanted me to beleive that his grandma spent $1000+ on a paintball gun because it was pretty . . . anyway he ended up renting a pump and getting owned, it felt so get to get him out 3 games in a row :)

[MikedaPber]

I was talking to my friend who goes to my church, he was discussing what we got for christmas. He says he got a spyder sport and asked me what kind of gun i have. I answer "an autococker". He goes cool, like the one i have! I said what? Yours is a spyder! He goes i know but its an autococker! You know, every shot it cocks it for you! BWAHAHAHAHA!
he came over later with his gun, we were just gunna mess around in the back yard (we have some bunkers in a field). he whips out his sport (ive never seen one). I said "whoah, is that all plastic?" he says no, its metal. I was convinced it was plastic (i guess i was right) any way i whip out my cocker and show him all the metal and shinny parts. Hes like "OOOOOH, thats metal! "
Hes a work in progress...

[The Sniper]

Yea why does it always seem that kids at school always know nothin. This kid said he kicks *** then he says he took another guys gun away in the middle of the game and shot like 10 people then he said he shot the gun holdin it on the side left side down. Uh no dumb *** ur gun can't feed paintballs in that position. Then he just walks away. Tellin people at school bout paintball is like teachin a 2 year old algebra.

[MikedaPber]

Something else happened. I was talking to my friends (who know stuff) about paintball, i said: I might sell some of my stuff to get an e-mag, im kind of interested. the guy goes: well talk to ricky, he is getting an e-mag soon. I said ok. I approach him and start talking. It was just normal pb chitchat and then i said: Hey, my friend says your getting an e-mag. He says yeah. I said: What gun do you have now? He says a spyder 200 w/ 14 in. barrel (right there i knew he didnt know anything about guns because he bragged how his barrel was longer than stock) , Nitro setup and a red dot site. Then he said: I cant wait to get my e-mag for it! I said: what? He goes, you know! An e-mag! You put a new grip on your spyder called an e-mag and it makes it full auto!
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING! within my laughter he was like "what?" i said an e-mag is a gun from agd you idiot! HAHAHA!

he prob. doesnt even have a spyder.

[KallenP]

Some people posting in this forum are dorks. You dont play with fully auto guns kids. No one does if you actually play at a reall field. And if your playing with little kids then of course they are going to freek mr electronic shutter. If you knew anything about guns you wouldn't waste your money on an electronic handle for a shutter.

Also what is it with you kids and guns, its like oooooh I have a cocker and they have a stingray as far as I am concerned I could come out there with a stingray and woup all you little kids buts. Yes I have a cocker, a tribal, an M98, cheap plastic winchester gun, and an sl-68II. Woopdy frickin do though because it is the player that counts so you little hippocrits can come see me anytime at splat attack or email me and we can see you kids in action. Most of you probably play not on a real field anyways.

Yea so what i actually have to add to this site is some real BS. One kid told me that he had 2 fully automatic guns with holsters on his chest! Yea imagine even carying that around. then he said he played at this indoor course that dosn't allow you to use your own guns even let alone fully auto. I basically dont say anything to them and smile and say "ok". Oh and the old I have a gattling gun thing man is that ever a popular lie these days.

Also what is this crap about booyah trigger frames you ask a new player who hasn't really played alot and they wont know what it is. So why critisize some one for it. Frankly Venom is cool but some of you guys are weak man.

[NSUCK]

Its people like you that we have the most fun eliminating, you dont gotta walk around with a stick up ur butt all the time and dont post things if all you gonna do is flame... to bad im not a mod :(

anyway.... some kids a my school got spyders (there our frineds)
and there talking about how good they prolly are and it dosnt take much to win... I told them they should upgrade there barrel because stock ones usually suck.. they go WHAT why would we need to do that.. accuracy dosnt matter all you need to do is fire really fast.. so they played once, come back to school and are already talkin about gettin new barrels =)

[wwhooper]

Originally posted by KallenP
Oh and the old I have a gattling gun thing man is that ever a popular lie these days.
Some people have mades gatlin guns. There's a picture of one in the March APG about replicant run that shows a guy hold ing a gatlin gun (or at least it was made to look like one) and I have seen plans for on made out of a drill.

[KallenP]

You can have fun eliminating me because it wont happen... no im just kidding everyone gets hit sometimes. Um yea but when a kid tells you he has a gattling gun its not really feasable. I know they dont play paintball either. Also I do know about actual paintball gattling guns. I have that issue of APGincluding April 2002. I dont know I think NSUCK has something out for me lol:laugh:

Oh well I dont care see you at the 50(VeNoM)

[Metz]

you guys shouldn't be picking on them. if you know more than they do, it's your job to TEACH them. and if someone starts sayin "i'm gonna kick your ***!" just invite them to the field and send 'um home with a couple of welts. that's the best way to fix their attitude problem.

[KallenP]

Two words

"Well said":laugh:

[Furious pb]

Kallen and metz, you guys are exactly right.

We got this guy we play with who reminds me of you losers who pick on newbs. We were all new to the sport at some point. I was lucky, I had an experinced player help me out my first time and I thought it was so awesome that he was helpin me out. I'm not saying don't shoot newbs, just don't be *** and target them.