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Killerbob
01-19-2002, 07:37 PM
Guys, should I wear a cup playing paintball? I wore one for every game I played so far, but it was extremely uncomfortable - I really don't wanna wear it again. None of my friends that I play with wear one either. However, I don't wanna end up like the guy I read about who got shot there, passed out, and woke up in the hospital with 1 cup less blood and 1 less testicle (no joke). Is there some way I could pad the inside of my pants or something?

carrim
01-19-2002, 07:49 PM
I've played for just over 2 years and have never worn a cup or been hit "there". You have to be firing from a fairly strange position and angle to get hit in the groin. Just use bunkers or lay on the ground and balls will never go near YOUR balls.

Killer Kat
01-19-2002, 08:28 PM
I'd recommend you continue to wear it. You will live better for it! ;)

Lookatjonny
01-19-2002, 08:34 PM
Kid, DON'T be a wuss!
I've already been shot in the johnson four times!
It really really HURTS!!!
but hell, it causes paingasms, so who cares? It'll toughen you up, lol!

HondaRacer2120
01-20-2002, 05:29 AM
see after a while you become VERY talented......by ths i mean you will start to stand side-ways and when you advance up the field you need one hand holding the gun and the other is the "blocker" it seems to work for me tho i look like a goon :freak:

JDS
01-21-2002, 08:18 PM
I love my rubber paintball cup and wouldn't want to play without it.

My brother orderd it for me when he got some paintball stuff online, I think he got it from Skan-line. I wear it in a regular jock strap, it's a little uncomfortable at first but then the rubber warms up and I forget I'm wearing it.

This way I can make those mad charges at two or three apponents knowing my Nads are well protected!

FactsOfLife
01-22-2002, 10:09 AM
hell yeah. ever been hit in the junk? it HURTS:eek:

Killer Kat
01-22-2002, 11:11 AM
Hey come on, Not wearing a cup doesn't make ya macho, in fact if ya get hit "wrong" it'll make anything but macho!

Here is a link, try and be mature about it ok! The future lives I'm about to save may be your unborn childrens!! :D
http://www.internationaljock.com/softcups.html

Creams0da
02-04-2002, 06:05 PM
well i have never worn a cup for paint ball and i have been hit in every place amaginable. (yes everyplace) and well i dont ware one to this day, there so damn uncomfterable! I only wore one for baseball when iwas a Catcher and that was to protect my future. In baseball getting hit there was regular, paintball its just a bad day if u get hit there. Belive ME ITS NO FUN! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Grand_Masta!
02-05-2002, 08:37 PM
What are those fashion jocks for? your going to go prance around and say man my jock looks so good. "feel it" feels cool or some ****? Hey girls like my jock. lol (just my thoughts about fashion jocks):laugh: :crazy:

DaKoRnKiD
02-06-2002, 03:40 PM
hahaha wanna "feel it":eek:
i dont wear a cup although i do plan on getting one someday. i feel that i play less aggressive because i dont wear one. i wont try to bunker anyone because i dont want to loose my little buddies. i just recently started wearing a folded up towel half in half out. i'm not so worried about it anymore but i still play less aggresive becuz of my concern. plus when i wear a towel i get made fun of. everyone always asks me if i'm gonna go wash some dishes or something.:rolleyes:

TrIppIn
02-06-2002, 04:58 PM
I use a small black towel. Wear half inside your pants, half out over your groin. I mean, it looks kinda weird but its a lot more comfortable than a cup and it works just as good...been hit there a few times, you barely feel it

thepainter
02-20-2002, 07:32 PM
I just take the plastic out of the pouch of mine adn fill it with tissue paper. Make it comfortable and protected.

IromKnight
02-21-2002, 02:06 PM
YES! wear the freaking cup! trust me, a little discomfort for a couple hours is NO WHERE NEAR the discomfort you would feel if u got hit!

rogue
02-21-2002, 02:15 PM
i got hit in the "jimmies" a year ago and they were sore for 3 1/2 weeks. can you give up your sex life (or hand life) for 3 1/2 weeks?

TheSickness
02-22-2002, 07:29 PM
ive taken more sack hits than anybody. it hurts like hell but you just gota walk it off. i got shot sunday in a tourniment when i was walking off the field it hurt bad but if it didnt pop your ok

MeGotzGriffin
02-25-2002, 02:10 PM
ive never been hit there but im gonna wear a cup because i dont want the embarrasment of saying to my wife on the honeymoon
"uhhmmm one problem...we cant have kids cause when i was 15 i got nailed in the sack with a paintball so sorry no kids for you" well maybe it wont cause that much "damage" but hey who knows...:eek:

coolcockerguy
02-25-2002, 02:22 PM
hey to those of you who say its macho a and s h i t to not wear one well I got a few words. to me my little buddies are worth more then any amount of pride... I would much rather endor the discomfort of a cup then the well hell of getting hit without one. for that reason I will never be a "one-nut-wonder"......

Assassin
02-26-2002, 08:21 PM
This isn't some lie to try and boost my pride or anything...it's the truth. I have a cup and everytime I go to play paintball I try to put it on...only problem is it just won't fully protect me. One thing or another ends up bulging out one of the sides or something so I"m like, this isn't going to be that much of a benefit, and since it's really uncomfortable, I just leave it at home. Any advice?

mbmckeon
02-27-2002, 06:45 PM
I got shot in the balls, and it hurt like a mofo! I'd suggest wearing a cup. After that painful experience I started wearing one. I wear it ontop of some mesh shorts, more comfortable that way, and it keeps your legs from getting rubbed on too much, and then on top of that pants. Once I'm in the game I forget about it and it doesn't bother me.

rogue
02-28-2002, 02:24 PM
for all non-cuppers out there listen to.

"dude you pansy why you wearing a cup, sally?"
"So i can make the human race live on, unlike you"

At this point the guy making fun of me takes his friends cup and puts it on and dances around. I ask him if he thinks it doesnt hurt let me shoot him.

"Ok have fun"

I take my gun and aim at his crotch. Fire. He hits the floor almost balling because all the little holes in it let paint and parts of the ball through. Then he says, ok im wearing a cup from now on, if it hurts that bad without it.....then he mumbles and walks off.

HoRnY_ToAd6975
02-28-2002, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by MeGotzGriffin
ive never been hit there but im gonna wear a cup because i dont want the embarrasment of saying to my wife on the honeymoon
"uhhmmm one problem...we cant have kids cause when i was 15 i got nailed in the sack with a paintball so sorry no kids for you" well maybe it wont cause that much "damage" but hey who knows...:eek:

lmao

can i put that in my sig???

captain_rexx
02-28-2002, 04:56 PM
i would wear it dude i know it is uncomfortable but so is getting nailed in the balls

spydercompact
03-04-2002, 12:57 PM
YES! You DEFINITELY want to wear a cup. Unless you like having a serious case of blue balls syndrome!:eek:

HoRnY_ToAd6975
03-05-2002, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by spydercompact
YES! You DEFINITELY want to wear a cup. Unless you like having a serious case of blue balls syndrome!:eek:

uh getting hit in the nuts isnt blue balls

Blue balls is a lot more sexually oriented and vulgar......

Lothar
03-05-2002, 06:59 PM
This story was on a thread on the second page.


Koreanyo-

i saw a kid who was wearing shorts and t shirt.

he tripped. sorta did a split in the air.. 3 paintballs on their target. that kid screaming.

ambulance. later, the field workers said his testicles got ripped open and he lost a nut. yikesl


it makes my nuts sore just reading about that
I go paintballing in the woods and I usually lay on the ground or cover my nuts with my hand. If I went to a range for speedball though, I would wear a cup. In fact, I'm getting one now anyway. If you're still too macho to get a cup, would you let someone kick you in the nuts just because people say it is cool. Who cares what people say, having one nut isn't very cool, is it? ****(Stuff) happens, that guy didn't mean to trip.

Never pet a burning dog!

MyJTRox
03-07-2002, 06:20 PM
It just takes getting used to. Wearing one everyday for baseball and practice, you get used to it. So wear one every time you paintball and it won't be a problem. If you have space inside and it's uncomfortable, get a smaller one. Not like anyone's gonna laugh at you. The only place I've heard of a cup failing is in football but there's a lot more pressure getting put on cups there. Like a 300 lb. guy.

Trppen37
03-09-2002, 08:41 PM
i use a 2+0 paintball harness over my nads...when i get hit down there i just laugh...and also im wearing a 4+1 harness... so its kidna like wearing a 6+1 harness and gives u protection :P

jero000
03-12-2002, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by Lookatjonny
Kid, DON'T be a wuss!
I've already been shot in the johnson four times!
It really really HURTS!!!
but hell, it causes paingasms, so who cares? It'll toughen you up, lol!

dont flame me back, but are u a women???
:eyes: :D :eyes:

jero000
03-12-2002, 04:39 AM
o well i have a cup... and ive been wearing it... dont trust some people, trust ur own insticts... wear it... sooner or later if u do get nailed there and u have a cup on u will be so happy that u wore it... but if u didnt... u might be pissing blood... ur choice... no one can force u to wear it...

but i would wear one... but if u do get hit there u wont be able to spank your monkey for a while :mad: :eek: :pissed:

so its ur choice in the end.

Hollywood
03-13-2002, 04:43 PM
after hearin some of these stories I am deffinitly gettin a cup of some sort.
If I got shot down there my girlfriend would kill me.

ThreeDollrBill
03-14-2002, 06:55 PM
or the smarter option..

Buy the Raven or JT Slider shorts. They are only like $40, and I will tell you it is one of the best paintball equipment i have ever bought, takes a lot of worry off the nuts.

www.ravenpaintball.com i think is the link.

They have a built in soft cup which is plenty to stop a paintball and you don't even know your wearing them.

the other one
03-16-2002, 07:41 PM
ok, if you really have a problem with wearing a cup, you could get some leather or some strong material and sew it ove the groin area on your pants. its alot more comfortable than having a cup, and just as effective for paintball.

_psycho_
03-17-2002, 01:41 PM
I dont wear one and i got shot there once when i first started out. I thought i wouldnt be able to do this :agree: any more but i was fine. if u see balls headin towards ur balls just try and turn really quikly

133+ Player
03-17-2002, 02:17 PM
If i ever get shot in the junk i'm gonna kill the person. 20 minutes later when i have regained myself.

AngelsHolocaust
03-21-2002, 01:44 PM
i wore a cup for the first time on saturday after playing for a year and a half, the time before i went the kid(he was 12) in the same bunker as i went to move up and got nailed, he was crying, and i probably would have too if i got shot in my boys, he told me later he was pissing blood. so i got a cup and saturday i thought i was going to die from discomfort i thought of taking it off but i figured being shot in the nuts would be worse...

and after reading a post today, i tried wearing a cup over some thin shorts..its excellent, plenty of room and protection..just put the jock over some mesh shorts then wear some pants over it, its perfect!:love:

MyJTRox
03-21-2002, 01:48 PM
If you buy boxer briefs and wear the cup over that, the briefs give the same purpose as sliding shorts, and they're not as expensive as gettin that cup-shorts combo.

Predator
03-22-2002, 11:34 AM
Look here - a .68 caliber paintball is coming at you at 204 MPH (if FPS is set at 300). You think you want to be unprotected? I once accidentally shot a guy in the ol' jewels and he dropped like a bag of sand. Needless to say he was out of the game for a while. It's just not worth it. I wear a cup. It's uncomfortable for the first 15 minutes, but then you don't even notice it. 5 bucks is a small investment and will save you a ton of pain.

mefunny
03-25-2002, 09:33 PM
Wear a cup if you want to have kids but if dont then dont wear one, but if you want kids and dont wear a cup be prepared if your kids will start acting funny lol. I remeber my first game i did a newbie mistake i was a dead man waking and i walked in between a fire fight and got shot in the balls about 3 times. And i thank god i was wearing a cup since that day i still wear one.

Steny
03-26-2002, 10:11 PM
advice: leave your t-ball one at home and buy one for adults :P

Creek
03-27-2002, 01:58 AM
its real simple,protect or hit the dirt.

TeA][\/][-kC
03-30-2002, 03:24 PM
i havent yet worn a cup and dont plan on it. the whole point of paintball is not to get hit. when im playing i dont stand there with my nads hangin out of the bunker:agree:. if u get hit in the nuts im sorry for u. but i mean keep urself tight in the bunker. and choose ur lines well or be prepared to take a beating.

MyJTRox
03-30-2002, 07:39 PM
Some of us play woods ball, and there are times where u get stuck in the open on a move and that kind of stuff.

TheSickness
03-31-2002, 06:06 AM
my cloths are pretty loose to so alot of the hit is bsorbed through that. unless you put your self in a real bad position you relly shouldnt get hit there

MyJTRox
03-31-2002, 11:22 AM
Another thing, what if there's a trigger happy newb, and you get shot out. When you're walking out, he shoots you right in the fellas after you come around a bunker. Wouldn't be a good end to the day, would it?

zigger911
03-31-2002, 05:22 PM
question?? if you loose you left nut and you only have your right nut, is it still you right nut or is it your center nut????

PiranhaPunk342
04-01-2002, 06:09 PM
Its a center nut dude. And by the way all you people that say when you you get shot in the pills you piss blood, nope even worse, you loose your little white friends. It all happened like this, enemy pinned down by your teammates I tell them to cease get up run to him he poops up shoots me in the testiballs pain oww the pain. In pain fall to the ground. Get up later go to the bathroom (spot a pot) to see if the twins are still alive.... Sticky!! what a mess. They were forced out.

The moral here... wear a cup it will save your offspring

Goose
04-02-2002, 05:16 AM
how can you NOT wear a cup, i have been nailed in the family jewels without one and trust me, you will be sorry when you are on the ground screaming in pain.

paintballs hurt.....

wear a cup!

MyJTRox
04-02-2002, 05:00 PM
Plus all that macho stuff is crap... You'll get shot no matter what unless you're playin by yourself or with a bunch of first time noobs, but they still have the chance to shoot you. Why risk something that can't be replaced?

AngelsHolocaust
04-02-2002, 05:03 PM
amen to that, protect the valuables that cant be replaced

HolySokz
04-02-2002, 05:14 PM
I never realy run straight up. Most of the time I'm slumped over and wearing baggy enough pants so the impact is non exsistent. So unless you stay up straight when you run...=) I suggest you wear a cup. I just haven't worn one. I like feeling the wind between there..=)

Blazestorm
04-02-2002, 05:18 PM
Ever been shot in the nads at close range?

I play at www.urbanpaintballpark.com which is an urban style area.

One guy was really pissed off because he thought I wiped (It bounced) so, he runs up attempting to bunker me, I shoot him in the goggles and walk away.

Next game the same guy just runs all out past the middle and into our base. Shoots me in the nads! at 6 feet! I fainted! They stopped the game and let me go into the bathroom, they were really red and I pissed some blood. they went to chrono him, he was shooting 280! the field limit is 220! Jesus christ, I was out for a few games, heh I grabbed a towel and put it half in and half out, worked =)

Anyway, I have a cup but It's too damn uncomfortable but! I am buying a pair of Dye Sliders Shorts! That way my nads are protected and I can slide without skinning my legs =)

Moral here is

1. Don't piss someone off
2. Wear a cup
3. Wear a towel 1/2 in 1/2 out
4. Wear Dye, JT, or Raven sliders shorts.
5. Be happy you can have fun and still have some kids!

MyJTRox
04-02-2002, 06:05 PM
I've played baseball quite a few years, so I'm kind of used to it, and a close substitute to sliding shorts is the jock strap style cup over some boxer briefs, the ones that look a lot like sliding shorts... a bit cheaper.

metalbonsai
04-03-2002, 11:40 PM
Three feet, triggerhappy teammate, no cup. Not a good story.

:eek: :cry: :blush: :bawling:



:atten:
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Ruffneck142000
04-04-2002, 12:27 AM
Rox is right, get some sliding shorts, they are more comfortable then the simple jock. Where a cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hombre
04-04-2002, 05:06 PM
If anyone knows, which sliding short's cup gives better protection. THe Raven Shorts or the Dye Shorts.

PiranhaPunk342
04-04-2002, 05:13 PM
I'm sick of those people that think wearing cups are for sissies. My friend is one of them. we went up to the field and played. He thought I was a p***y cause I wore a cup. So I made sure he was on the other team. I ran by him and shot him threee straight times in the groin. He started crying and I told him "Whos the P***y now?"

RedBull
04-05-2002, 10:25 AM
you did that to your freind!?!!? god damn thats di cked. LITERLY

Blazestorm
04-05-2002, 02:20 PM
Seriously!

That could have severely injured him, not funny, not cool

Simply tell him, If he wants kids, be like yourself!

Guillotine
04-06-2002, 06:11 AM
I don't wear a cup currently, but I am thinking of digging out my old football jock strap and cup. lately(the last couple times I have gone paintballing) balls have been hitting me in the upper legs, about 1 inch from my groinal area, and I am starting to get scared :eek:

I have also been told a story by one of my friends and another guy who didn't wear his cup. they were at a field and there were 3 guys on one team all huddle down behind this small bunker, well this one guy decides to pull some sort of superhero move and jump over this bunker(not realizing any of them were there). By natural instinct and reaction all three of them fired 3 shots upward. the kid(around 17 I think) got nailed 9 times point blank in the nuts. they said he was bleeding and had to go to a hospital. sucks for him.

JByer323
04-21-2002, 12:34 AM
Before I played paintball, I had given up cups when I quite soccer. 4 years is to many of wearing the damn things. Then one of the first games I played my friend got shot there. The ball broke, and he got all cut up by the shell. :cry: Bad luck for him, and he's never played agian. From that day forth, I bring the cup out everytime I play paintball.

PbWolf02
04-23-2002, 06:31 PM
I just wear sliding shorts with a cup holder. I put padding in the cup holder and i dont even notice it. If you get hit its nowhere near as bad. Plus its good to have sliding shorts for bunkering.

amz370
04-23-2002, 09:07 PM
well, u do this, take a plastic cutting board, out like a square that will fit over ur umm.....goonies sew it into the crotch of ur pants...bam ball protection, that or be careful where u stick em

Canibus
04-24-2002, 05:31 PM
i am going to use the persons idea with sewing the cloth in the crotch area of the pants or get sliding shorts im not very skilled in sewing tho lol but i must thank you i will now where a cup. and just the other i was scared **** les there a was a bunker i was behind and i was knelling behind it and there was a gap like a bridge at the bottem and the whole time i was stuck behind it i was thinking if someone shoots balls toward the bottem of this bunker im sooooooo f*cked luckily no paint went through and plus i woiuld have prolly been lucky becuase my pants were baggy and at the point they were tight in that area so the ball would have bounce happened to my friend bnut that was scary!

and those stories u guys told were sick!

BALL3R
04-25-2002, 03:57 PM
That story about the guy hitting his friend in the balls is complete bull, unless hes an ***. i hate peopel who make up storys and think tehy will get a LOL or hahaha but they just make themselves dumnasses

flame_head01
07-22-2002, 06:27 PM
A few days ago i was out playin and my friend hit me right in the jewels and i had to sit down for a min and all that day i felt real vulrnerable and i wasnt as agressive anymore. And i couldnt sit down comfortable for awile.

MyJTRox
07-23-2002, 07:40 AM
Playing woods ball last month, A guy shot me right in the cup and it bounced off. I sure was happy I had that thing on.

Warweezil
07-25-2002, 07:21 AM
I've been shot in the groin 6 times. I get shot basically every time I play, generally when I'm running for a bunker:mad:. I suggest that you wear a cup, but a GREAT alternative is wearing 3 pairs of boxers. If you don't wear boxers you're queer. No, if you don't wear boxers, you probably are queer, but you can still save yourself by stuffing a sock of two into your tighties:D. Balls actually isn't the worst hit, throat is. I got shot in the balls WAY more than my other friends and then in the neck once. I said that it hurt way worse than the balls and my friends were like, "Well... uh that's because you don't have any balls. HAHAHA!" They thought it was really funny until late one night I crept into their bedrooms and... no. They thought it was hysterical until my friend's brother got shot in the throat and strated crying. Now they're all going to buy neck protectors.

tonysk83
07-25-2002, 06:18 PM
i wearing one, last time i frgot to wear one, i got shot like a few inches away, close call

Woozer
07-28-2002, 07:27 PM
WEAR IT! your wife/future wife will appreciate it! and if it bugs you to much, go for some raven or dye slider shorts, I hear there more comfertable, I still wear just a jock strap over a pair of boxers

gatotsu
08-01-2002, 11:51 AM
ill wear a cup when i get hit :p