Ugliest paintball products

[A damn fool]

Just thought id ask, if u have ne other options, jsut add them to ur post.

[PBSouLjAh]

the flatline barrel with its shroud doenset look bad at all! i voted for flatline cocker cuz dat is just ***. also......i think the ramrod "barrel" is unique......altho its prolly more innaccurate than me shootin paintballs out of my butt with fart.

[elTwitcho]

how about M98s in general :P

[A damn fool]

sorry, i forgot one of the optins, i was gonna add the trigger frame on the intimidator. Ur right htoguh m98s are pretty ugly

[Skull]

I put the M98 flatline, cause in my opinion the M98 is just an ugly gun neway, and when u add that barrel ( although a quality barrel) it just makes the gun look 10* worse.

[Batman]

Yeah really, i think the m98 os a great gun but even ugly to start with. I think the best looking gun is a red or blue angel or a black mag.

[MuckRaker]

Why isn't there an "All of the Above" selection. Actually, of those, I'd say the flatline cocker is the ugliest, followed by J&J color thing ... the flatline 98 just looks bulky, not really ugly.

[Creek]

The loader on any marker

[PBSouLjAh]

i got a m98!!! arg....i mean....cmon....saying a gun is ugly is just an opinion. i know many people dat think cockers are the ugliest guns in the world. i know people that buy m98's over spyders cuz they thing m98's look cooler. m98s to me are niceee....man...as soon as i trick out my m98...i'll post up pics. its gonna have a metallic blue body, blue to clear stickies, stainless steel bigshot,chrom trigger guard, chrome drop forward, clear blue viewloader, chrome pmi pure energy regulator, blue macro line, milled gills, psycho ballistics chrome powertube with chrome bolt. a lot more.......

[MuckRaker]

Looks is subjective, but how can anyone think that the flatline cocker looks good ... it might perform like an SOB, but man, it got whacked hard with the Fugly Stick.

[dawgs712]

haha...fugly...thats great...

[Skull]

Originally posted by PBSouLjAh
i got a m98!!! arg....i mean....cmon....saying a gun is ugly is just an opinion. i know many people dat think cockers are the ugliest guns in the world. i know people that buy m98's over spyders cuz they thing m98's look cooler. m98s to me are niceee....man...as soon as i trick out my m98...i'll post up pics. its gonna have a metallic blue body, blue to clear stickies, stainless steel bigshot,chrom trigger guard, chrome drop forward, clear blue viewloader, chrome pmi pure energy regulator, blue macro line, milled gills, psycho ballistics chrome powertube with chrome bolt. a lot more.......

When we talk about how the M98 looks we mean stock, not with anodizing, and expantion chamber and drop forward, but the how a gun looks is in the eyes of the beholder not in the eyes of everyone.

[adVanCedSh0t]

Ya the M98 is ugly when stock. But when has lots and lots of upgrades on it it looks pretty sweeet! MY cousins M98 looks really cool.

[CRUCIATUS]

I say those ball tubes that look like green dildos.

[pt ball]

Model 98's are not all ugly. I have a M98 custom silver and I think it looks awesome (the new customs, not the old customs that are just colored). The Flatline Autococker is by far the ugliest thing. I don't care how good it is, it is just plain ugly.

[spacer709]

i voted for the flatline cockers-man those things are ugly but i bet they will rule the world someday...those dildo loaders are one messsed up gimmick. also-i think the trigger frame on the intimmy looks awesome...

[Halliday]

Yeah, like Spydy said. Those green APP "Wrapper" tubes. They look like 2" thick 12" long dildos.

Look for yourself.

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/Halliday040301172246FL-WRAPbanner.jpg

Yikes! :O

[spacer709]

o yeah, also i think bigball paint is good. i use it all the time and it works great

[A damn fool]

i have used it, and it works great, but doesnt break on people usually. But the colors of it are ugly, but it really doesnt matter. I was just thinking of other options for the poll, and that came into mind.

I dont know, i tihknk the trigger frane on the intimidator look like ****, but thats just my own opinion.

[dawgs712]

hmm...those green tubes look like they would fit on mine....hehehehe

[simon woodstock]

those dildo guppys are pretty ugly, but i said the ram rod barrel. i wouldn't be caught dead playing w/ that thing or the dildos

[Dräko]

Flatline cocker, ugly as sin, but i bet they are so damn accurate

[simon woodstock]

some1 post a pic of the flatline for the cocker

[A damn fool]

Theyre are supposedly accurate as hell, and can shoot extremely far. Ugly as a ***** though. However, the flatline barrle doesnt look as abd without that stupid plastiv part. Some kid was playing with the us the barrel, it ws pretty neat, it was a curved barrel. Tha probbaly woulnt look as bad on an autocoker, but would work great.

[REDCELT]

Model-98s are probably the ugliest. Performance for dollar counts so thats why I have one.

[simon woodstock]

some one post a pic of the auto cocker flatline or give me a link, i wanna see its ugliness

[Dman]

Flatline Autococker is the ugliest damn thing I have ever seen. Plus once that add that barrel, you better like it, because they have to hack the cocker to get it to fit, and I don't think you can put another barrel on it.

[Ded]

Originally posted by A damn fool
i have used it, and it works great, but doesnt break on people usually. But the colors of it are ugly, but it really doesnt matter. I was just thinking of other options for the poll, and that came into mind.

I dont know, i tihknk the trigger frane on the intimidator look like ****, but thats just my own opinion.

I have to disagree with them not busting on people. The only time I've shot someone with a big ball and it didn't bust was when I hit a guy in the groin. Every other time it busted and that is awesome paint. I use it all the time. Plus have you ever shot marbalizers? wanna talk about **** that don't bust I got shot three times in the head with those and not a one of em busted hurt like hell too.

P.S. I really felt bad about shooting the guy in the groin because what I didn't know was while I was fending off three guys bunkering me at the same time he ran out of paint, called himself out and stood there. I killed everybody else and he was about to congradulate me when I raise my gun and shot him square in the nuts, poor guy. But other than that instance big balls have always busted for me.

[Ded]

wait a sec there was this one occasion when I was shooting a guy repeatedly with big balls and none busted but he had on one of those padded hunting coveralls, that's cheating if you ask me.

[davidb]

Can you say Rainmaker?

[FlyBoyNZ]

Are flatlines accurate? I have heard that they can't hit the broad side of a barn.

[Halliday]

About 20% are great. The other 80% are terrible. I had one, used it twice and sold it on Ebay. I was playing last weekend against a husband/wife team each with Flatlines. The guys was great, the woman's....noticable curve about 50' out.

He and I were long-balling each other across the open ground. We both had cover and had to lob them in. It was kind of magical to see her shots in the air. Great distance, but just twisting and turning and swooping down on me.

She never got me and she eventually just ran out of paint.

[PaintKiller]

Man I hate m98's
I dont like how they look.
Dont gety mad any one if you own it.

[A damn fool]

I hate how they are so damn long, its like 8 inches between the forgrip and the trigger frame. I also hate the way the trigger oesnt have a frme, its part of the gun.

[simon woodstock]

M98's look like tommy guns, not paintball guns. it feels heavy as hell too.

[DraXsuS]

The autocker looks like a FREAKING STAR WARS blaster!!


http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/MajSpyder042601193502xp1235cflcocker.jpg

LOOK AT THAT!!

[DraXsuS]

THE PB MOFIA
MUCK
DRAKO
INCUBE
PAINTKILLER
HUH? PB MOFIA OWNS U! Connan O brian show rules!


Ù FOROT ME U SON OF A BIATCH!!!!!!!





just kidding!

[Splat Attack]

Have you seen the new hopper coming out? Man the thing looks like a space ship or something. It is funny looking, all angels and no curves. Weird looking, but it could work better.

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by Splat Attack
Have you seen the new hopper coming out? Man the thing looks like a space ship or something. It is funny looking, all angels and no curves. Weird looking, but it could work better.
:D
Looks like they used some Stealth Technology on it, i think the idea was for surfaces that were more likely to deflect a paintball, unlike the VL hoppers, which garauntee a bust if hit ... however, i'm skeptical as to how well it will actually deflect hits. It might actually evade radar detection though.

[Doc Holiday]

the m98 look really cool with a flatline AND one of those cool CAR stocks.

[Splat Attack]

well that could be, but this thing looks funny!


http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/Splat Attack042801145604***lookinhopper.jpg

[Splat Attack]

well that worked wonderfully! to see it go here,

http://www.shop4paintball.com/shop4paintball.filereader?3aeb1f17014ec4f2271fd143 c8c606b4+EN/products/05RICOCHET2K

[Edited by Splat Attack on 04-28-2001 at 04:27 PM]

[Intruder]

The flatline autococker is so ugly and you have to send your autococker to tippmann to get them to put it on, and once that is on, it isn't coming off.

[simon woodstock]

Originally posted by MajSpyder
THE PB MOFIA
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Ù FOROT ME U SON OF A BIATCH!!!!!!!





just kidding!

forgot me too, i'm part of the mb mafia, there's lots of new people not listed there

[simon woodstock]

hey i'd buy one of those richitoc loaders if i heard it was good and was a bit cheaper, however unless it's made out of that trampoline material it looks like balls would pop on it. i don't think the angle matters as much as the surface, but i wonder how it works

[simon woodstock]

how it agitates at a consitant 12 pbs that is

the new JT proteus,M98,M98 with grenade launcher,Alley cat,bout anything that is brass eagle also.

[Splat Attack]

HEY you just scared off my customers, now some of them think that they will be made fun of for having an ugly gun, so they wont buy mine. Gawsh

[PaintKiller]

Originally posted by simon woodstock
Originally posted by MajSpyder
THE PB MOFIA
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DRAKO
INCUBE
PAINTKILLER
HUH? PB MOFIA OWNS U! Connan O brian show rules!


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just kidding!

forgot me too, i'm part of the mb mafia, there's lots of new people not listed there
Be paitent my young padwon. Whell thats what they say in the star wars movie.THE PHANTOM MENACE!
http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/PaintKiller050101200924richochet.jpg
WOW look its a star war craft LOL

[A damn fool]

i dony know if it call it ugly, but wierd. Have u ever seen the vl3000? They are crazy, theyre huge., Someone had one on a minimag, it was bigger then the enitre gun.

Hey paintkiller, i think u forgot one of ur members in ur sig...

[BoneDogg420]

Not only do these products look ugly but they really suck, Brass Eagle has the worst paintball products, if u could even call them paintball products. When i first started thats all i used cause it was cheap and it was the worst mistake of my life.Especially the paintballs, they never fire straight and always break and jam in the barrel.So if your smart never buy Brass Eagle products.

[mikek2111987]

Not all these products suck.the flatline cocker is really good from waht i have heard. the flatline barrel is good bt is hard to squige. And ALMOST all BE products do suck. The 280 vision is actually really good. but thats all i can say about BE being good.
i think that the flatline cocker looks cool, i guess im just wierd. here is the offical site for that funny lookin hopper.

http://www.ricochet-2k.com



[Edited by mikek2111987 on 05-04-2001 at 03:44 PM]

[Turtle]

hey now, the flatline 'cocker looks pretty sweet in my opinion. pretty soon here ill be throwing on a custom flame drop forward and one of those common gas through stocks you always see. run that back to my 20oz (i need nitro bad heh) in my 8+1 pack full of 140 round tubes. newbies would get freaked out.

[PaintKiller]

Yeah I forgot a few I will add you.
Only if you do one thing..........TAKE OUT THE DAMN GARBAGE!
LOL

[eckuro]

Flatline is ugly

[Pookister569]

i have the tippmann model 98. it's a great gun for the price and everything but stock, like everyone else said, it's not the most pretty gun in the market right now..... actually i would say it's one of the most ugly guns out there. but anyway i got the flatline barrel and the shroud makes it look like a rifle in a way so thats cool. but the flatline autococker.... that is one ugly gun. i hope they make some kind of shroud for it to make it look better.

[Longbow_UMD]

The flatline cock...er reminds me of that guy from MDK. His sniper-rifle helmet thingy, like. And maybe BE's guns aren't exactly works of art, but at least they don't look like EVERY OTHER GUN OUT THERE. They aren't necessarily ugly, but they sure as hell ain't unique.

[filasophikal]

i would have to say the color available for big ball paint... there is that one color that looks like light-brownish... is hard to see coming at you, also hard to see coming out of your barrel when you shoot... its also one ugly color....

[PaintKiller]

here is a better pic of the new hopper.
I am gonna get it.
its $90....And loads over 10 balls a sec

[PaintKiller]

here is a better pic of the new hopper.
I am gonna get it.
its $90....And loads over 10 balls a sec

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/PaintKiller051801193034actionvillage.gif

[TLplus84]

IMHO, i think the flatline cocker is as ugly as sin..:P

[blake_sw]

I think the ugliest guns are Intimidators, ewwwww. Sorry Twitch if I make you mad, but they look like a shotgun. They're too long and big. What are you supposed to use as a front grip, are you supposed to grip it Pro-lite style? Maybe the timmys are good for back players but it'd be suppa uncomfortable for a front man like me. I think Defiants and Angels are the sweetest looking guns. In third..definitely the Talons, oh baby!

[mikek2111987]

timmy's are awsome,they also look sweet, but everyone is entitled to thier own oppinion

[Guesswho?]

The autococker flatline has to be the ugliest gun ever, thats what i think!

[PaintballDude]

I got this picture from PiranhaAquaPhaze in a different thread. THIS IS UGLY! I don't know what this is.... Some sort of rifle?
http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/PaintballDude070601173818Wierd.jpg

[Ripcal]

The richocet loader looks like it was designed by Tyco toys. I wouldnt want one of those on top of my gun!

[blake_sw]

I think it looks pretty sweet. This is "Spy_Dre"'s Angel
http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/SPYdre062601173827aNGELRicochet.jpg

[mikek2111987]

Mr. Spy_Dre has ALOT of $$$

[Halliday]

Here is my Rico on my Shocker. I think it looks pretty good, and the loader works well.

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/Halliday070701212854hallsh2.jpg

[KOTOWA]

A nazi blimp hoverin over your gun.

Oh, yeah, speaking of ugly, have you seen the Brass eagle...


LOGO!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE THE SKANK ON THE SYRUP BOTTLES!!!

[blake_sw]

haha, AUNT JEHMIMA??

Halliday, your Shocker looks ok, what year is it?

[Halliday]

It's 2000, like it says in my Sig :) It took awhile to figure out the magic use of grease on the Shocker, but no probs now.

I think the Rico hopper works even better than advertised. Since I've had it, I've not had a single hopper shot. It's like it has a force field protecting it!

[in trauma]

that cobra angel is sweet

TIMMYS RULE blake_sw

that shocker is nice halliday

have you seent eh Z grip frames??!!!

they are FUGLY

[in trauma]

HALLIDAY

what kinda reg is on that cradle?

[Halliday]

It's not a reg. It's a KAPP C/A adapter. Pretty nice, 3 ports, on/off. My reg is under the barrel.

[in trauma]

ho ok

btu that is an awsome color

[FireViper]

now that I've seen the flatline cocker I'd like to change my vote

[I-PyThOn-I]

my model 98 looks cooler than any of your ****ing guns so shut the **** up.. twitcho.....you just don't like it cuz it's blowback....well you know nothing... so shut up

[in trauma]

2002 e-mags are but ugly

[mikek2111987]

Originally posted by I-PyThOn-I
my model 98 looks cooler than any of your ****ing guns so shut the **** up.. twitcho.....you just don't like it cuz it's blowback....well you know nothing... so shut up actually he knows alot of stuff and that was a oppinoin he made, so no need to get all pissy.

[PaintKiller]

Originally posted by I-PyThOn-I
my model 98 looks cooler than any of your ****ing guns so shut the **** up.. twitcho.....you just don't like it cuz it's blowback....well you know nothing... so shut up
Actually he probley knows more about pball than most of us!

[SIGSays]

acually the new mags kind of look cool. but if you take a piece of paper and cover half the gun when it's on your screen it kind of looks like an angel.

[KOTOWA]

You know whats ugly, the b**** on the syrup bottles, YES, AUNT JEMIMA!!! SHE LIVES IN THE GHETTO PACKAGING SYRUP!!!

Serouisly, what i think is ugly is that melted dye mask. It looks like some g** mask shoved in a microwave, and melted.../\/\y 2 cents

[Lemonjello]

yes dye mask.... but i voted for the FL cocker.... thats just ugly... and perminately ugly

[Magadeth]

No such thing as an ugly gun. ;)

[paintballer56]

flatline autococker

[warchild1s1k]

Originally posted by PaintballDude
I got this picture from PiranhaAquaPhaze in a different thread. THIS IS UGLY! I don't know what this is.... Some sort of rifle?
http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/PaintballDude070601173818Wierd.jpg




shizats if it had another color scheme i would love to get my hands on it it looks awsome with the gun look

[PaintKiller]

I saw that in a pball mag today it is sooo ugly.

[mothon]

i think evolution loaders is the ugliest product made.

[I-PyThOn-I]

whatever that blue rifle is it has the Tippmann Factory F/A hopper on it.....and also....all those *** posts tha i wrote were by my friend...he's kinda a ***