Whats the fastest you've ever been eliminated?

[AK47]

Whats the fastest you ever been eliminated in any game, ever?

[Paint Bulley]

Game starts and I...


Peeking out of my bunker.

Havn't even peeked yet (i lead with my gun) only the barrel and LP chamber is out so far and it gets hit.

[Paintballbabe]

Shot by friendly fire on the break. The guy has an angel that is set very light and fast and bumped the trigger as we ran out nailed me right is the left cheek. (no not in the face)

[Sub_Zero]

I usually do not do this unless I am bored but I felt like being suicidal and on the break I ran straight into the line of fire and my gun uncocked. Then I got eliminated. About 10-15 seconds. I will never do it again.

[ciaran.mooney]

Shotting myself in the knee on the break :D

[Paintballbabe]

he he you must have one of those mouse fart triggers too. (ie. a mouse can set it off by farting near it)

[ciaran.mooney]

It was a bloody angel.

[PartsMart]

2 seconds, it was the 2nd time id played with my modified trigger spring and i shot myself in the foot right after the whistle

[VeNoM]

i ran to about the 40 on the break (right tape) and someone in the front on the left tape (other team) shot my harness . . . but 10-15 secs . . .

[Mighty Quack]

about 15 seconds off the break on a tournament, shot myself in the foot on my lightened cocker trigger (fixed that after the tourny).

[Target 4 Newbs]

bout 2 seconds.... i went to run to a bunker right at the start and a guy sitting in a tower with a matrix goin full auto took me out.

[AngrySloth]

I was playing on the Sup Air field and the ref had just said "Game On!" I hadn't taken more than one step when I got nailed on my head right above my visor. That sucked.

[ME]

ill be man enough to admit it
like 2 seconds
The first time i ever played, As soon as the ref yells go, i ran to a bunker i had picked and got shot right in the chest way before i made it to the bunker

[Mighty Quack]

yesterday I think it happened even faster. Heard the whisle went to move one step and bang right in the mouth on my nuvis as I slowly spit out paint and walked off the field.

Mind you we handed the other team a big loss in the first game. Me and Bryce went low side on the field full run never stoping and mass bunkered the entire other team. 1 shot 1 elimination. Except for one guy who I hit 3 times. I appologized later to him.

[Rebel32flanker]

My frind and I decided we were bored with playing the newbies(it was only us, a newbie group, and two torney guys practicing on the speedball field) so we decided to play the torney guys........bad idea. I was hit right of the go buy the guy with a shocker and my friend was hit the first time he popped out of his bunker to shoot.

[WVprankster]

I was borrowing a friend's angel and wasn't used to the trigger- when the whistle blew i pulled the trigger to start the timer- shotmyelf right in the foot. I was out in about .5 seconds.

[weefek]

after it started i ran behind one of the 3 obstacles on our side of the speedball course. that day there were at least 50 rentals, 25 ppl on each side. it was insane. unfortunately i got the very back of the swarm of ppl behind the middle bunker, and a ball curved around the side of the bunker and hit me in the top of the head. it was about 5 - 10 seconds.

[snipinhick]

um, about a minute.

[Squidboy]

10 seconds.

Played with tourney players, run to a bunker, pop out to shoot, nailed 3 times, collar bone elbow, top of my mask. Learned not to pop up right at whistle

[davkad]

on sunday, the game just started. on the way to the nearest bunker (trying to establish position) i was longballed in the upper thigh, i have a welt there now.

so i would say it was less than 3 seconds.

[BlackMageHell]

stop complaining about your welt davkad!!! lol
fastest for me was 10 secs, lucky longballers, lol

[AK47]

My record: 10 seconds being longballed while running for cover. At lease I went out by the enemies hand.:rolleyes:
Unfortunatly you can't longball with a rental. There pieces of crap!

[Telefragged]

Hmmm, 2-3 seconds at the most. I was playing at my local 'Sup Air field, BTW its a really small one, and they overloaded the field. Must have been like 10 people on each side on like a 3 man field. At the start, I ran to standup, unfortunately along with like 3 other people, didn't have enough cover, and was shot in the neck by my best friend, imagine that!

[nyrninja]

got shot in the leg before i even got on the field:sleep: :confused: :pissed:

[AK47]

Looks like your the Champion!:laugh:

[Codestar20]

Right off the break. Got hit in the arm running to a bunker. Dang lucky long ballers. Sometimes you just aren't fast enough to dodge the paint...

[nyrninja]

lol thanks i guess

[Impy4335]

ref hadnt even finished blowing whistle yet. That was my first game on a concept field. Before that, only woods

[MoToMaStR]

oh man, about 6seconds didnt happen to me but let me tell the story... well i built a very nice speedball feild behind my backyard fence, 14 bunkers, about 200' long and maybe 70' wide. well anyway... it was me, my dad and my brother, 6 buds from school and a teacher from school. thats 10 for you mathmaticians out there,i cant remember the exact teams but .... the other team was conjuring up a plan to eliminate me first, being the most agressive and best shooter out that day and it didnt work out. i sprang out and ran as fast and tight as i could and dove about 11 feet and slid hard into the centerright tape V bunker and almost knocked it down. while everyone else was either still getting settled or the ones that stayed back laying paint on my bunker. i hear my bud brian shout to my dad.. who was armed with a tricked out cocker, "go get em, ill cover you!!!". so brian started shooting at anything that dosnt looks like wood and keeps fireing madly, well my dad ran right through his line of fire and took 3 balls in the back and the top of the head and started goigh owwwww.. F! F! F! F! but didnt put hands up. he was under 20 feet away when he got hit, and my team proceeded to shoot the piss out of him because we didnt see any hands go up or any broken paint on him... im guessing he took about 11 hits before the hands went up, and the 11 rounds went quick with 4 guys aimed at him. i dindt shoot, i just watched... hahahaha! (friendly fire in the BACK of the head) hahahah. i thought it was great, dads was being a cockey ******* that day and was in need of a whooping.

[homedogskot]

running to my first bunker, got shot in the knee across the field , like 2 seconds after start

[Paintsmoke]

Stupid mistake:

Squeezed trigger (nervous habit) at beginning of match, and the safety was on...i thought.

hits a teamate who spins around and stiches me with 5 up the chest. He got called of for getting hit and not leaving the field...

Took aprox. 5 secs

[123justin]

Literaly I was eliminated in 2 seconds by my own team mate who happened to be a rental but it was really my fault. We were on the line ready to run but when the ref blew the whistle I ran straight then hooked left and was shot in the back, point blank by that rental. Next game I made sure to tell him where I was running to.

[PMI_Guy]

some one with a Spyder shot me down the alley on the speedball break.

[Henry_the_Lion5]

Well it was speedball...right there should tell the story...

anyway the whisle sounds, I run to my bunker, look around from side, Get hit in mask with white paint.

[Crazyn]

I think I got the worsy of it. I was playing in a village type map, I was planning on giving some cover fire to my brother and some buds of mine (I have a M98C w/ Flatline) since I have the long ball. As I was running and shooting, I put myself down at the VERY BACK of the course, and then out of nowhere POW!!! Right on the left eye (of my goggles o' course)

[Mattbar]

First game ever, in the woods. Woods were thick, hard to get paint through. Teams are 40+ yards apart. Go! Bang..fsssst...pop right in the goggles. I had taken maybe 2 steps.

[paintblr4life]

Playin 6 on 6 at my little farm field. At the whistle I ran out about 1/3 accross the field and dove behind a pile of hay. Peeked up and got snipered by my best friend right in the eye. About 6 seconds.

[playerhater]

This may not be the fastest I've gotten out butit's related. So this one time me and a few freinds are playing in the woods by our houses, and we're all ready to go. The ref (another freind, we rotate) asks if we're ready. I say "no!" because I'm uncovered and I see this guy looking strait at me (or so I thought). When I realized he was just looking past me and couldn't see me, I was like "nevermind, go!"

Three, two, one, g-

THWAP! I shoot at him and hit him square in the chest. We're talkin 0.4 seconds into the game. He just called himself out and started laughing.

[General Lee]

5 seconds, one of my team members tryed to throw a grenade and it hit a tree right in front of me.

[SerpentX]

Ran into a bunker, my CO2 tank was dead, switched over to a quick change. I had just loaded the canister and a ball flew through the window, bounced off my hand and smacked me in the mouth (mask). I got a mouthful of paint.. All of this took about 45 seconds.

[Yen]

Once while playing speedball I was standing waiting for the break. *Whistle Blows* I step my foot out, I hadnt started to run yet and POP right on the toe. It hurt more than I thought it would.
.5 sec man

[wwhooper]

I played 1 on 1 hyperball with my team's back player once. 1 2 3 GOPLAYER ELIMINTAED! about 0.4 seconds

[SnowWolf]

Was playing on a fairly large field. 10 folks to team with no problem. I took of a t a full sprint as far as I could go down the flank to get them early. I was 100' into the sprint when I descideed I had good rangeand position on the other team. I droppped down behind the bunker and then went to take a peep to see where the enemy was at. Took the shot right in the middle of the goggle from some guy with a lucky shot while running. no more than 10 sec.:|

[Slug]

my fastest was in a tag game where you try to get ppl on a team by hitting them. Well i decided to go as fast as i can and if i get hit oh well because i will get on a team faster and then outnumber others so i saw my friend and charged at him but i got him so i turn and hit this other guy but you have to tag him to get him out and this other kid came over and stole my shot out guy.:mad: I was running to make it to him first but the other kid got there before me and the shot guy easily shot me out with no cover when i was running straight at him this all happened in less than 1 minute

[Richy_C]

Even your fearless internet leader himself is not immune to such short games. I'd say about one fourth to half a secound (either way, about a step and a half) off the break out, a renter behind me gives me a nice welt on the top of the noggin.

[Mr Angel]

i was playing against a guy with a tippMAN when I was a newB I aslo had a tippMANthe guy said he mpved very slow and was a camper so, being a newB i asked him if he wanted to play. long story short he bunkered me in 7.3 sec. (stopwatch) and he ended up throwing up because he thought i'd bust his ***. he apoligized 10000 times and i told him it was ok and it didn't hurt but i was the first person he bunkered and he thought i was gonna die. (hey that ended up being a long story long)

[ThaFiend]

ok this one day I was playing speedball and it was my friends first time and right away when the ref blows the whistle, my friend goes firing and running when I'm right in front of him..... I took 3 shots to the back from 3 feet away and I fell to the ground coughing for 4 minutes until I got up and shot him in the back of the head.

[monkey]

well it was my first time on a speedball field and at the break i poped my gun out and got my hand shot repeaditly. about 1 second. and then one day i got hit and i didnt put my hand up or said hit and i tried to go for the dead box and got hit in the shoulder,neck, elbow, down south. it was a painfull attempt.

[Radius]

ABout a second, IF that...

I was playing at my local field, and we were playing a seige type game. When the other team was ready, the ref blew the horn and when we finally got ready, our ref blew his horn and the action started. For everyone but me that is.

As the second horn blew, a young kid, his first time out, just let a random shot off not even meaning to aim at anyone. He hit me in the mask from over a hundred feet away just as the horn blew!

Well, the ref and I just stared at one another stunned for a few seconds, then I put in my barrel plug and waited on the edge of the field for the next game.

The kid didn't even realize he hit me until I talked to him afterwards! :laugh:

[medude]

I was playing 25 paintball limit.I hot a guy in the foot in like 5 sec.
he was taking he safety of.

[PAiN]

not my but my friend(whos a noob)..
all i hear is the whistle my friend's voice" LETS DO IT!!!!" 3 shots from a cocker..... 2 second pause and my friends voice again "MUAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA,,,............out :(" :)

[SemiCool]

I haven't been paintballing for too long, but the very first time I went paintballing, just a while back, I got geared up in rental equipment, along with 3 other friends, and stood waiting excited for the horn to blow, all grouped together.
As soon as the horn blew I charged with my friends behind me for a bunker about 1/4 of the way up the field, it took me about 10 seconds of full tilt running to get there, I hunkered down, and prepared for my first encounter.

Well, it came about 10 seconds later, when I saw my first enemy and prepared to fire, only to get tagged for the first time before I even had the change to pull the trigger... in the back. I'd been in the game for about 20 seconds, I got up to turn around, and got tagged 2 more times by the enemy. When I finally raised my arm and shouted hit, I had the chance to see who was behind me... one of my own friends was about 10 feet behind me shooting innocently into the bushes far, far ahead, looking like nothing had happened.

:pissed: :pissed: :pissed:

[sniper846]

As soon as the ref said go,small bunker+4 people youdo the math.:o

[Nate tipp man]

i heard the the wistle to start and literally 2 seconds later i was peged by a trigger happy newbie in the back of the head