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HaZrD Boy 00
01-24-2002, 06:25 PM
alright post all your luck on the feild here ..... one time i was on a speedball feild and this dude was camping a bunker so i decide i will shoot a ball at his bunker to flush him out ... i shot the bal towards his bunker and it curved big time and shot the dude from behind his bunker ...it was sweeet

3Fingered Jack
01-24-2002, 06:47 PM
It was me and another team mate pitted against an older player with an Angel. He runs up in the bunker inbetween us, and tries to tag my team mate then go for me. He gets tunnel vision and forgets about me, so I pop out of my bunker, confident as hell, take one shot, the ball hooks and hits him in the a** through a 1inch slot in his bunker. I hung the flag and everyone praised me. Rad.

PBfreak01
01-25-2002, 03:58 AM
I was turned around and someone was shooting at me, seven shots to the ***, all bounced (no I'm not fat). Not really luckey cause he was pissed at me, and at the end of the day he shot me in the *** from like 9' and it busted. Luckely I was wearing a long jacket :D .

Micewheelz72
01-26-2002, 10:39 AM
One time I was playin woods ball. There was a person behind a sorta tall bunker. I shot the bunker once in a while to keep him down. One time I shot a little high and it curved down super fast and hit him. My best moment with Brass eagle paitnballs :D.

infil
01-31-2002, 04:00 PM
Brass eagle paint or brass eagle marker

tacoboy
01-31-2002, 08:16 PM
hmm me and a friend in a bunker, he asks me if i will swap him spots, i say ok...about three seconds after we switch, he is right where i was, ball comes in, bounces off the ground and nails him in the nuts, dropping him, i laugh and thank him for swapping me spots

Little_ayotte
02-01-2002, 08:35 AM
:laugh: :laugh:sucks to be him:laugh: :laugh:

Lord Delta
02-01-2002, 06:18 PM
I was playing rec ball one time and my team was winning. There was one guy from the other team stuck behind this stump which was surrounded by some small bushes. There were about 5 guys on my team occasionally shooting the stump but had no shot on this guy. I got tired of this after like a minute because I new it was just a waste of time, so I decided to take him out myself. I walk up to the stump and can't see the other side, so I don't really know where he is. I look over the top of the stump (it was about 5 feet tall) and can't see anything. I start to go around the left side so I don't get between him and my guys incase they have a shot. I take a couple steps going left and he pops of a couple shots at me from like under 10ft. and misses. When He fired I hit the dirt/fell backwards to get out of the way. I was laying down and couldn't believe he missed. In the end I tagged him out. In retrospect I shoulda told him to surrender.

Squidboy
02-04-2002, 03:09 PM
One on two, me being the one.

One player, the more experienced of the two is pinned by my cocker fire, his tippy malfunctions and he leaves the game. The other is inside a building with a rental, he surrenders in the face of my withering fire.

It was lucky because the more experienced malfunctioned, neither of us could move because we are both good shots.

locust
02-06-2002, 08:07 PM
im out playing outlaw woods at my friend's house and me and another guy are walking down his road (he has forest on both sides), and from about 20 feet away in the tall grass under a fir tree w/ low branches, two guys start firing. they completly missed! me and my friend both drop to the ground and then sit on our a**es, covered by the tall grass, and shoot both the ambushers out.

ferret0123
02-17-2002, 04:03 PM
I was in a back bunker and this guy with an emag starts shooting like 6bps at the side of my bunker and walks around the side still shooting and when he comes around he chops a ball in his $1300 gun and he hit me 5-6 times, ALL BOUNCES cause of the chop. I turn around and shot him 8 times. Nobody could belive it. It was Sweet.

infil
02-18-2002, 02:33 AM
My luckiest that comes to mind was today.
Only game we made it there in time for due to car probs.
I went up to bunker a few guys, thought we'd taken more of em out on the break than we did and it turned out that i was charging 4 guys behind the same bunker.

As it ended up i slipped on some gravel and slid next to em already shooting.
I hit one, then their mirror's on their team took out everyone else behind the bunker tryin to nail me.
Needless to say I walked off the field after takin about 15 hits but i just found it hilarious that they wiped out their whole team.

It was still a fun one game day, and nice to see this sport growing like it is.
Cyas,
Infil

Henry_the_Lion5
02-22-2002, 06:41 PM
Well I got 2...

1- Well in this one game in the 5 times I moved, before I got shot the first 4 either bounced off and did not count or hit my gun (that was once).

2- This guy just decides to charge me, I fire about 8 times. EVERY D**N ONE WAS IN HIS GUN! None of them even counted. You couldn't tell what color his gun reall was. I painted it green for him free. BArrel and all.

ferret0123
02-23-2002, 05:35 PM
WHAT??!!:confused: Gun hits dont count at your feild?

Henry_the_Lion5
02-23-2002, 06:39 PM
Its the refs discretion, but 9 out of 10 times they don't... Some speedball games do.

weefek
02-23-2002, 07:25 PM
twice i can remember

once i was kneeling down behind a large spool when someone moved up on the left (on their team) and started shooting at me from about 60 ft away. the balls all hit my feet/leg area but none of them broke! it was like 20 balls too.

another time there was this n00b stickin his gun out of a little hole in the bunker. in this field there are buses to hide in and i was in the driver seat. i popped open the window, took one shot at the hole (about 2" by 1", and like ... 70ft away probably) and it went right through and hit him in the hopper. it was cool, the ref called him out and i was like "did i do that?" and then i realized no1 else shot at him so it must have been me. that really got my confidence up and i dominated that day

Freak 5150
03-05-2002, 08:11 PM
There was about 40 players and ten of our team ( including me) were right up in the front and we were going to go for the flag by running up the right tape. They were shooting like mad at us and we hadn't even left our bunker yet. I was second in line and I was going to count to three and all of us were going to run to the next closest piece of cover which happened to be some very low brush. So I get to 3 and we all stand up and are going to run, but the guy in front didn't get up or out of the way. So we are all standing up in the biggest paint storm you have ever seen yelling at the first guy to move. We just ran over him and every single one of us made it through. It was amazing, I could feel paintballs skidding of of me as I ran.

All of us lasted 15 minutes out of 20 before the first of us was hit, doing very similar things.

paintball ninja
03-20-2002, 03:08 AM
this wasn't during an actual game but i went to field of fire for the first time a month ago and it turned out they were holding their annual angel raffle that day, a new 2k1 c&c lcd. u get one raffle ticket w/ admission and extras for $5.

some ppl were shelling out $50 in tickets but i didn't really care and actually lost my ticket for a half hour, too many damn pockets in the jt cargos lol.

anyway, five minutes before the raffle starts i'm looking for my keys and accidently find my raffle ticket. since this is the 'lucky' thread i guess you can tell what happened.

PoinTnClicK
03-23-2002, 04:31 PM
damn man, yuo actually found the guy who won and stole his prize?:laugh: nice...;)

-RuShPB227-
03-23-2002, 06:41 PM
i was playing in a center/back bunker. A guy with an Itimidator flanks me, running to the bunker on my left. I see him move up, and I tuck in as close as I can to the bunker. He pops out, a ball bounces off my mask and I gog him./

-RuShPB227-
03-23-2002, 06:42 PM
another time i was playing and I was playing right tape. I ran down the tape a little too far. I look to my left to see an opponent directly accross the field, and we both have direct shots at each other. It was a low bunker i was in, i dove over it and shot accross the field and got him out.

ThaFiend
03-24-2002, 02:21 PM
err.... this is my luckiest and probably my funniest paintball story....... I was playing a huge game (probably 60 people in all), it was a night game on this huge ranch and I had been split up from my group..... so I had just finished crossing this field and I was about to enter high brush when I heard whispers..... I stop, kneel, and listen to find out if it's people or just bushes rustling in the wind, which I wasn't able to find out... so I didn't wanna risk it by just walking in there, so I threw a nade on the ground in front of me through a small opening and I heard the splat and then I heard about ten guys yell "DAMN IT!" and other swear words..... then I broke out my flashlight and there were eleven guys covered in paint..... boy was I glad I hadn't gone in there, cause they would have lit me up like a christmas tree.

emagman2
03-27-2002, 12:23 PM
ok so it was a two on two with 1minute left in the game. There where two guys wer on both sides of my route to get to the flag. (but i didnt know that) so i i ran for it, half way ther i realized that they were ther and i thought to my self that i was so dead. They started to shoot at me as i was running in between them, not even one ball hit me! instead they shot each other! Then I got the flag and won the game!

tourny_wannabe
03-27-2002, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by emagman2
ok so it was a two on two with 1minute left in the game. There where two guys wer on both sides of my route to get to the flag. (but i didnt know that) so i i ran for it, half way ther i realized that they were ther and i thought to my self that i was so dead. They started to shoot at me as i was running in between them, not even one ball hit me! instead they shot each other! Then I got the flag and won the game!
LOL:laugh: :laugh:

emagman2
03-27-2002, 12:26 PM
ok so it was a two on two with 1minute left in the game. There where two guys on both sides of my route to get to the flag. (but i didnt know that) so i ran for it, half way ther i realized that they were ther and i thought to my self that i was so dead. They started to shoot at me as i was running in between them, not even one ball hit me! instead they shot each other! Then I got the flag and won the game!

tourny_wannabe
03-27-2002, 12:30 PM
it was funny the first time emagman...........lol

monkey
03-27-2002, 12:52 PM
so i was at a field and ther was a birthday party going on 6 of them were n00biles and 4 were rec players so i was like * ok i bet i can get those newbies pretty easy but not the recballers one of the for had an timmy and one with an emag and the other with a bushy and one with a ir3. so in the game at the break out i ran for them like they had stole somthing so then i bunkerd 3 newbies all in the same bunker. only 3 to go i thought but then i see behind mysellf only to find myself looking down a timmy barrel and i think this is it. but then he shoots once and he misses me from like a foot away and i think what and idiote so i shoot im right in the balls and run back to my starting side and when i reach i am lite up by the bushy and the ir3 it hurt way bad!

monkey
03-27-2002, 02:57 PM
well one day i was playing some pro's with bushy's and angel's so i thought the gun is only as good as the player. so i decided to try to rush them with only a stock tippmann to work with i was raining paint on the angel kid and he was returning fire. this was an intense battle until i ran out of balls. he still had about 50 so i ran like i had killed someone. and i tripped all i saw infront of me was a cement floor and i thought man i am going to get light up!!
i held my breath and i hear hit i looked behind me and the guy with the angel had a big orange splatter on his leg. after the game i asked what happend. and he told me that when i tripped my gun had gone off i still had one ball. oh and the game ended by my team winning.

Impy4335
03-27-2002, 03:45 PM
This is our snake:


:= barrels
/= piping for snake
\= piping for snake


:/\/\/\/\:

I was on the right side end of it, and I was holding a couple guys down. this snake was built about 3/4 down the field, so by moving one more bunker on the other end of the snake, I would be behind the other team, big problem for them. I had their whoel team tied up, except one guy. My team wouldn't even cover me!!! I had a cocker, and the ref put only me w/ a group of newbies. I am sitting there drawing fire, when this one guy runs past me, about 3 feet away shooting his m98 w/flatline at me. I was kneeling, but I fell on my butt, and then on my back. He, trying to get behind a bunker, ran right past me and slid in about where the "l" is (l= flat board bunker)

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:/\/\/\/\:

HE WAS FIVE FEET FROM ME, AND HE HAD MISSED EVERY SHOT!!!!

I sat up, and he was not looking. I couldn't move for all the paint aimed at me, but he was right there, didn't have to move to shoot him 3 times in the thigh/butt. It was great!! then I got bunkered about where the "." is (. = me)

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it was good, my team lost, stupid nebies hiding at the start bunker, I swear, there were 7 people behind this one little bunker!!but it was a cool move.

Another good story is the time I bunkered every guy on the field. I was out of air, paintball were going about 5 feet, and I just went around making everyone surrender. one guy complained as one other guy on my team shot himn up good while I was trying to bunker him, he surrendered, then this other guy didn't know it and before he could put his gun up, he had about 7 splats on his legs, and he thought I did it, field operator came over and told me to stop playing tourny ball, and they still don't believe me that I didn't shoot ANYBODY that game, couldn't!!

Target 4 Newbs
03-27-2002, 09:04 PM
i was playing a dirt mounds game at a feild and i slid in to a hill and plug'd the barrel... and three guy were VERY close and one was rushing... the ref just said theres no point and i should just surrender. Well... i decided to stick up my gun and just spray... i figured i would hit nothing so i got up and walked off. But when i got up the guy that was rushing me had a clear shot on the chest... i was happy...

Intimidation
03-28-2002, 07:33 PM
My luckiest moment was when I was shot in my posterior,but it bounced,and I was forced to ask some hot girl to check my before mentioned posterior for paint!Later we were bunkered together,and I helped cover her so that she could move up the field.In the process,8 shots bounced off of my head,but it was worth it.

knight rider
04-03-2002, 06:33 AM
Well it didn't happen to me but to my dad. My friend and dad were battling it out .My friend takes a shot at him and it went right in dad's barrel not broken at all. I call that pretty lucky

WVprankster
04-05-2002, 08:46 PM
i forgot my gun in it's case where i was playing, an hour away from my house. i get home, realize it's gone, and call there as an afterthought to see if it was still there. it was- and this was an hour after i left on a saturday with about thirty poeple there. according to the guy on the phone, it was still sitting like i had left it- they thought i had left to get something to eat.

monkey
04-06-2002, 04:11 PM
your lucky.

Enos_Shenk
04-12-2002, 06:38 PM
i might be the unluckiest guy off the field, but for some reason, god shines on me when im playing.

my absolutely luckiest shot: i was standing behind a junked dishwasher on my friends and i's renegade field, my friend was standing about 40 feet away behind a tree with a double-trunk, the kind thats only about 6 inches apart for 15 feet up the tree. anyway, i wanted to move up, so i fired a quick burst at his tree, and started to run, i only made it about 3 steps when he called hit. Turns out one of my balls went between the 2 tree trunks (a 6 inch gap) bounced off his bicep, and smacked him in the goggles. i laughed like a maniac for about 5 minutes.

my second luckiest shot:
me in a creek bed that goes 3/4 the way around our renegade field, my friend ben about 50 feet away, laying behind a fallen tree trunk. I had no idea where he was, he just kept spraying at me, so i stuck my carbine up over the edge of the creek 1-handed and fired about 5 rounds, one nailed him dead center goggles

PAiN
04-14-2002, 09:12 PM
luckiest but one of the most painfull accidents
i was inside a building on the field when the game started.. in 10 second of the break i peak out to see where the other team is... but al of a sudden a s*it load of pait comes at me.. i got hit once.... in the head..... right above the mask.... IT BOUNCED!!!!! off my head... right into the ceiling(as my friend told me) AND IT HURT!!!!! i mean hurt like hell, like a rock thrown at u with the speed bout 250 fps......

SaiNt
04-15-2002, 04:13 PM
I was playing speedball with my team. We picked up a 8 on 8 against some other people. At the count down, we reached the 50, before the team even moved up 10 feet. He had them pinned down. It was great. During the game, some guy was reloading and decided to moon me at the same time. Furious, I put 3 to his butt and made him fall face first into the mud. I fell to the floor laughing, and consequently, got shot out. It was worth it.

fillup
04-18-2002, 06:42 AM
About 9 years ago or so, me and a group of high school friends went to a field for some rec ball, we had rental PMI pump guns (Nice gun back then). We were play a group of dudes that all had their own Semi Guns, needless to say we got our butts kicked all day long. One game I was the last standing on my team and pretty much most of them left, so I couldn’t keep an eye on all of them. One snuck around and bunkered me from behind, I never knew he was there until I heard his gun dry firing (He was out of Paint!) So I turned around and took him out with my PUMP gun.

Philip

Shadow Moses
04-18-2002, 01:00 PM
I went to my local field with a few buddys and we played som PB in the speedball area. the teams were like 13-10 in favour of them. After about 3 minutes my whole team was terminated cept for me. I was behind a small brick wall with a door and directly right was another door, on the left of the door I was standing by there was a little crouching space. 2 ppl fromt he oppsing team tried to bunker me, throught the opposite door, I gogged on guy and hit the ther and the chest and they were out, I was going for the door where they came from, I turned around to watch my flank and a guy with an auto hit me about 6 times in the knee caps, I ran out the one door, seems how the paintballs didn't break, my knee hurt like a byotch so I tried to find some cover. I was looking for the enemy and I figure he was the last one, I saw him run for another bunker and shot at him 3 times and he shot at me about 7 times, 5 of the balls narrowly missed my head and the other 2 hit my cover, I shot one last ball and he ran by it and stopped, I figured I was screwed cause he had his sight on me but the ball he ran by curved and hit him in the arm, broke and he was called out. It was crazy I couldn't believe I actually hit some one!