You know you play too much paintball when...

[Gravity-Slave]

In no particular order:
10. You can't walk down the halls of school or work without subconsciously expecting someone to pop out and shoot you.
9. You've cleaned and checked your equiptment for the sixth time the night before a game. (and atleast once you've wore your mask during that time).
8. You get the urge to capture your neighbor's cheesey porch flag and run it home.
7. You watch movies like "Black Hawk Down" just to get you in the mood.
6. The night before you lay awake going thru the strategies in your head.
5.Driving past new construction and thinking "That'd make a perfect paintball field!".
4. You ask your Art teacher for a "Paint check".
3. Playing video games like Socom 2 and Halo 2 is just "practice".
2. Anything close to the "size of a quarter" is questionable.
1. When you show your paintball welts off like you would a tattoo.

[killa_n00b]

When you stop searching because this has been done already.

[OWNAGE]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave
7. You watch movies like "Black Hawk Down" just to get you in the mood.
Dysected, 300 FPS, Jawwbreaker, etc.
Originally posted by Gravity-Slave
3. Playing video games like Socom 2 and Halo 2 is just "practice".
GHTP and V2.8.

[Gravity-Slave]

...you try to be original by subltly flaming the poster thinking for a moment your witty...

(btw, it's already been done by me...it's been a while.)

[Jeezer]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave
In no particular order:
10. You can't walk down the halls of school or work without subconsciously expecting someone to pop out and shoot you.
9. You've cleaned and checked your equiptment for the sixth time the night before a game. (and atleast once you've wore your mask during that time).
8. You get the urge to capture your neighbor's cheesey porch flag and run it home.
7. You watch movies like "Black Hawk Down" just to get you in the mood.
6. The night before you lay awake going thru the strategies in your head.
5.Driving past new construction and thinking "That'd make a perfect paintball field!".
4. You ask your Art teacher for a "Paint check".
3. Playing video games like Socom 2 and Halo 2 is just "practice".
2. Anything close to the "size of a quarter" is questionable.
1. When you show your paintball welts off like you would a tattoo.

Ew, a woodsballer.

[Gravity-Slave]

Originally posted by Jeezer


Ew, a woodsballer.

Ew, a speedballer.

(btw, wtf does having to do with a Woodsballer have to do with this, this can easily fit a speed or air baller)

[Jeezer]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave


Ew, a speedballer.

Ew, a woodsballer.

[Gravity-Slave]

you claim "ew a woodsballer"...yet I recall plenty of times where me and my "woodsballer" friends showed you speedballers up on the field. Those bright jersey's are easy targets...don't be ashamed. now go on...give me another stupid retort...

[Jeezer]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave
you claim "ew a woodsballer"...yet I recall plenty of times where me and my "woodsballer" friends showed you speedballers up on the field. Those bright jersey's are easy targets...don't be ashamed. now go on...give me another stupid retort...

Excuse me? Too many times have I shot out your noob woodsballer friends cause of their sucky forms that leave half their bodies leaning out.

[Gravity-Slave]

Originally posted by Jeezer


Excuse me? Too many times have I shot out your noob woodsballer friends cause of their sucky forms that leave half their bodies leaning out.

LOL, you seem to have some deep rooted issues with Woodsballers. I know your local field has woodsball and you have to play it. Why the hate? Have you been owned one too many times? Your Angel too heavy and out gunned by tippies? Ha! Go on...tell me more about how your so great...do tell, I'm loving your insecurity.

[Jeezer]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave


LOL, you seem to have some deep rooted issues with Woodsballers. I know your local field has woodsball and you have to play it. Why the hate? Have you been owned one too many times? Your Angel too heavy and out gunned by tippies? Ha! Go on...tell me more about how your so great...do tell, I'm loving your insecurity.

You mean those cast aluminum tippies that weigh like 20 times more than my alias? GG noob.

Your the one who's starting this little catfight, I started out with a little jovial ribbing, dont have to cry over everything mr. woodsballer.

And for your information, I live in Norcal, we have speedball fields up the wazoo here, I'd never waste my money on woodsball. Ever. Theres about 4-5 fields within an hour of me (not including the cool little private field my team owns), all speedball. I reccomend you either shutup now, or leave PBR after I finish handing you your bum in this thread.

[PB-Predater]

Originally posted by Jeezer


Excuse me? Too many times have I shot out your noob woodsballer friends cause of their sucky forms that leave half their bodies leaning out.

:agree:

To keep this legit.

You know you play to much paintball when you are able to think of all this stuff because you have done them yourself.

[Gravity-Slave]

Originally posted by Jeezer


You mean those cast aluminum tippies that weigh like 20 times more than my alias? GG noob.

Your the one who's starting this little catfight, I started out with a little jovial ribbing, dont have to cry over everything mr. woodsballer.

And for your information, I live in Norcal, we have speedball fields up the wazoo here, I'd never waste my money on woodsball. Ever. Theres about 4-5 fields within an hour of me (not including the cool little private field my team owns), all speedball. I reccomend you either shutup now, or leave PBR after I finish handing you your bum in this thread.

Oh that's rich, and your oh so defensive! Wow, you'd think I just told you that Halo 2 sucked...very aggressive! And for your info...I don't care. Cry me a river...

[Gravity-Slave]

... a post about Paintball in general, not your stupid war on Woodsball Vs. Speedball genius. Grow up...lol

[Jeezer]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave
you claim "ew a woodsballer"...yet I recall plenty of times where me and my "woodsballer" friends showed you speedballers up on the field. Those bright jersey's are easy targets...don't be ashamed. now go on...give me another stupid retort...

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave


LOL, you seem to have some deep rooted issues with Woodsballers. I know your local field has woodsball and you have to play it. Why the hate? Have you been owned one too many times? Your Angel too heavy and out gunned by tippies? Ha! Go on...tell me more about how your so great...do tell, I'm loving your insecurity.

Looks like you care alot.

I'm not really defensive. Defensive is if I'm trying to explain my actions. My post was more of an "Oh my god you are an idiot please I wish god would kill you now" kind of thing.

[Gravity-Slave]

Originally posted by PB-Predater


:agree:

To keep this legit.

You know you play to much paintball when you are able to think of all this stuff because you have done them yourself.

a perfectly viable answer. Crude, but viable.

[Jeezer]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave
... a post about Paintball in general, not your stupid war on Woodsball Vs. Speedball genius. Grow up...lol

Cept for the fact your post was pretty woodsball oriented. I like how you took my little joke of "ew a woodsballer," so seriously.

This is like, your first night on PBR. Quit trying to argue with me.

[Gravity-Slave]

Originally posted by Jeezer


Cept for the fact your post was pretty woodsball oriented. I like how you took my little joke of "ew a woodsballer," so seriously.

This is like, your first night on PBR. Quit trying to argue with me.

are you done? I thought I was clear, lets end this circular BS. We're going nowhere. Don't you have a "tribute to Back street boys" website to maintain? shoo! Shoo!

[Jeezer]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave


are you done? I thought I was clear, lets end this circular BS. We're going nowhere.

Not really, this little exchange of quips has established that you are a total idiot.

[SpyderHunter]

You know you play too much paintball when...
When you laugh at the complete n00bishness of this list.


10. You can't walk down the halls of school or work without subconsciously expecting someone to pop out and shoot you. DUMB
9. You've cleaned and checked your equiptment for the sixth time the night before a game. (and atleast once you've wore your mask during that time).DUMB
8. You get the urge to capture your neighbor's cheesey porch flag and run it home. DUMB
7. You watch movies like "Black Hawk Down" just to get you in the mood. UBER DUMB
6. The night before you lay awake going thru the strategies in your head. SLIGHTLY LESS DUMB
5.Driving past new construction and thinking "That'd make a perfect paintball field!"DUMB
4. You ask your Art teacher for a "Paint check".VERY DUMB
3. Playing video games like Socom 2 and Halo 2 is just "practice". DUMB
2. Anything close to the "size of a quarter" is questionable. WHAT?
1. When you show your paintball welts off like you would a tattoo. YEAH OF COURSE I DO :rolleyes: 'HEY EVERYONE I GOT SHOT WITH A PAINTBALL GUN!!! If it's a mark truly worth showing then there isn't really a problem with it though.

[Gravity-Slave]

Originally posted by SpyderHunter

When you laugh at the complete n00bishness of this list.


10. You can't walk down the halls of school or work without subconsciously expecting someone to pop out and shoot you. DUMB
9. You've cleaned and checked your equiptment for the sixth time the night before a game. (and atleast once you've wore your mask during that time).DUMB
8. You get the urge to capture your neighbor's cheesey porch flag and run it home. DUMB
7. You watch movies like "Black Hawk Down" just to get you in the mood. UBER DUMB
6. The night before you lay awake going thru the strategies in your head. SLIGHTLY LESS DUMB
5.Driving past new construction and thinking "That'd make a perfect paintball field!"DUMB
4. You ask your Art teacher for a "Paint check".VERY DUMB
3. Playing video games like Socom 2 and Halo 2 is just "practice". DUMB
2. Anything close to the "size of a quarter" is questionable. WHAT?
1. When you show your paintball welts off like you would a tattoo. YEAH OF COURSE I DO :rolleyes: 'HEY EVERYONE I GOT SHOT WITH A PAINTBALL GUN!!! If it's a mark truly worth showing then there isn't really a problem with it though.

First off, it's no suprise that this is Jeezer (you don't fool anyone guy, if not, you have one more friend than you deserve) second...

Fantastic 4 Club member #1
The Human Torch


Well, that just screams cool doesn't it? Ha!

[OWNAGE]

I thought you were done? Shut up.

[Gravity-Slave]

Originally posted by SpyderOWNAGE
I thought you were done? Shut up.

you should probably stick to the one account, it'll make it easier for the mod's...ask yourself, Was arguing about woodsball worth it?

Anyway, so everyone knows, my original post had absolutly nothing to do with either Woodsball or Speedball in particular, but for some reason one person (or rather one person under two accounts) here made a big deal about it (ie. Jeezer). I thought my list was rather generic, or so I thought. Yet I'll never understand the deal when it comes to Woodsball players vs. Speedball players...we all play the same paintball right? But for some reason by his demented psyche we should be divided. Do you guys hold the same hatred? Are we that different?! Hell no! We play "Paintball!" Whether it's in the woods or on some football sized field full of inflatables...we all play the same game!

[Paintballshurt]

Originally posted by Gravity-Slave


you should probably stick to the one account, it'll make it easier for the mod's...ask yourself, Was arguing about woodsball worth it?

I'm not even going to point out the several things you have said thus far that have angered me to the point of wanting to strangle the nearest living thing. I will just state that if you launch into a tirade like this one every time someone makes a joke at your expense, you will not last very long on PBR.

[Gravity-Slave]

Originally posted by Paintballshurt


I'm not even going to point out the several things you have said thus far that have angered me to the point of wanting to strangle the nearest living thing. I will just state that if you launch into a tirade like this one every time someone makes a joke at your expense, you will not last very long on PBR.

Point it out, please do! What have I said? Have you read what they said? (what has been said towards me?..or haven't you read it?) Who says I don't feel the same about you for coming into the conversation like you know whats going on? Maybe a living thing needs to be strangled due to your ignorance. Alas, My original post was non-biased and generic only to be ridiculed by others. But so as long as people make fun of me it's "ok" right?, but God forbid I defend myself though? Even you said "making a joke at my expense". it's a crime and I won't last here at PBR?! What kind of Hypocrisy is this? I'm sorry I'm not part of the click. What are you doing at 3am that makes you the judge of me? Anywho, I can see this is a "group thing". So for now I'll hold my tongue. Neither you or that tool who started the argument isn't worth it...I'll be back....

[Lopez17]

Since this thread can't seem to have civil posts. It's now being closed.