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marinebro0306
10-15-2005, 09:41 PM
here's some steps to improve your brass eagle:
1. Completley disassemble it. This step is the same for all guns.
2. Hit yourself over the head repetitavley with the barrel for buying your piece of crap.
3. Take your hopper that can't hold 1 handful of paintballs and use it as a portable urinal.
4. Take out your 12g co2 and make a co2 car out of it.
5. Recycle the rest of its PLASTIC body.

Now, you are better than where you started. Throwing paintballs while drunk is a more effective form of playing paintball than using anything made by brass eagle. Try my tips, and let me know what you think of them!

Codestar20
10-16-2005, 08:19 AM
Please don't even post here again. If you want me to, I can make sure of it.