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Pman09
11-16-2005, 04:27 PM
Hey everyone...have you and friends ever done anything funny while you were playing. I'd like to hear some funny stuff that you've all done on tape. I've got a friend who comes up with some crazy stuff to do. One day we tied him to a tree without a shirt with duct tape(with a mask of coarse), and had two of my friends with their Angels about 15 yards away unload a hopper on him. Last weekend he brought one of those inflatable pic outfits you put on and blow them up with a little motor. We started a 3 on 3 game and he did a run through and bunkered 2 guys right after the break w/ out getting break. Anyone else done goofy stuff like this?
Woods Sniper
11-16-2005, 06:44 PM
Uh... one time time I was going to the back corner off the break, and it was raining so it was hella muddy, and I fell on my face. Luckily, I got up and scrambled to my bunker. Good thing the other team sucked. The refs made fun of me, though. Screenshot from the vid:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Pants222/IMG_0833.jpg
vlrules
11-16-2005, 06:48 PM
My teammate slid into a bunker in the rain and got his feet stuck under it.
Downfall08
11-16-2005, 06:52 PM
I've been shot in the nuts and it was caught on video. I went to bunker a guy, shot him, and he turns around and shoots me a couple of seconds after he gets hit. I drop my gun, I fall, I roll around in pain. Never have seen the video though.
Teh Jabes
11-16-2005, 07:02 PM
Overshot a slide into a bunker and tipped it over, and proceeded to get lit up. Yea I got laughed at.
jdolla
11-17-2005, 08:40 AM
Really muddy......
Slid past my bunker, off the edge of the field and got shot.
mooman666
11-17-2005, 08:45 AM
Convinced the other team to have a game without markers. LOL we got owned because none of us could run fast(They just ran in the flag off the break). It was fun though we got to "ramp" without getting pulled. I swear I hit 25bps once there :laugh:
Funniest thing I've done on tape?
*ahem*
EFF, GET TO TEH CHOPPAH!
http://x10.putfile.com/10/28816051889.jpg
eforcegtid00d
11-17-2005, 01:47 PM
When I was 9, my friends and I talked my dad into taking us to go paintballing for my birthday. It was my first time, and we had wanted to go because being so young we thought that our counselors at overnight camp were the ---- and they told us paintball was cool (and they were clearly right:)). We went to a woodsball field, and my dad paid the difference to get me a performance marker. The performance marker happened to be an electro. I was told by the older players to run as far up the side as I could without getting shot. Being little, I wanted to show off, so I did a spin against the side of a bunker before running up to the next one. My elbow caught against the bunker, my rental was forced into pointing at my nuts, an opponent at the 50 picked me off, and I squeezed the trigger in reaction to the surprising pain of my first impact from a paintball. I then noticed as half a dozen balls cracked into my nuts that my marker was not in semi, it was in a 6-shot burst. My dad had the camcorder focused on me the whole time.
Mr Murderdoll89
11-17-2005, 02:06 PM
Funniest thing I've done on tape?
*ahem*
EFF, GET TO TEH CHOPPAH!
http://x10.putfile.com/10/28816051889.jpg
http://effgetthechoppah.ytmnd.com/
greg1113
11-17-2005, 02:17 PM
One time i was at my local feild luckly i didnt get caught on tape but alot of people saw it. The floor was full of paint and it's turf so it got really slipery, anyways i ran for the snake and slipped backwards my hopper opened and all my balls fell out and i ran right into the snake then got lit up because the snake moved in a way where i had no cover
suked
senghing27
11-17-2005, 04:11 PM
um, me and my friends were bored. We had no air left. So i take my phantom and shoot my friend in the butt. It misses, and nails him in the arm, he runs, and cuts back, i nail him in the leg with a paintball, he tumbles and flips over. Did a bunch of other stupid stuff that day. And then we did point blank tests of our masks, and finally we burned a huge musical organ down. 'tis fun:tup:
1ofkind
11-18-2005, 05:33 PM
Funniest thing I've done on tape?
*ahem*
EFF, GET TO TEH CHOPPAH!
http://x10.putfile.com/10/28816051889.jpg
^I hate you for showing me this!
Well the funnest thing I've ever done on camera was shoot my friend in the back with a pgp pump gun fill with M&Ms. There were tons of m&m size welts :laugh:
My friend erased it, so I'm doing it again :D Pics perhaps will come by.
senghing27
11-18-2005, 05:35 PM
hmmm, a pgp shootin m&m's?? Wheres my phantom??...... (goes off to find phantom)
GranDream
11-18-2005, 05:40 PM
hmmm, a pgp shootin m&m's?? Wheres my phantom??...... (goes off to find phantom)
Hey, little bro, want some M&Ms:badboy:
vlrules
11-18-2005, 05:53 PM
Melts in your mouth, not in your barrel.
senghing27
11-18-2005, 05:57 PM
i swear i'm going to try that out, wad some out and bunker someone, i'd love to see what happens....
Like hows choclates accuracy at 295 FPS?
hybrid-sniper
11-18-2005, 06:06 PM
Killed a man.
patentpending
11-18-2005, 06:46 PM
well, if you've seen a real shotgun, you know how the M&M's are gonna go.
Tabris17
11-18-2005, 07:05 PM
We didn't have a camcorder but we had a digital camera when we played once. A friend and I decided to Joust, for those of you who don't know, two people start on opposite sides of the field and run full tilt at each other shooting, pass, then make it to the other side of the field.
Well, I had never done it before until that day so this was the fourth time we did it that day and I was doing it with a buddy who had never played paintball until that day so he was a champ for doing it repeatedly. But I ended up shooting him right in the crotch over the fly of his pants. And then I got a shot on the left side and then the right side of his crotch so he had three green spots in a row over his crotch. But I think the best was when I turned and was shooting one handed with my Dragon Timmy and I nailed him twice in the hand and he nearly dropped the gun. Which allowed me to shoot him like five more times.
SEAL34
11-18-2005, 07:09 PM
I personally wouldn't recommend shooting glucose coated cocoa at another human being. It would be a shotgun effect... candy coated edition.
okmijn
11-18-2005, 07:09 PM
well ud need to make like a flap or sumthing to fit inside the barrel so that the m&ms wouldnt just fall out the end
but ive never really done anything stupid on tape yet
Crede777
11-18-2005, 08:49 PM
Funniest things you've done on tape
Your mom :dodgy:
Actually, while someone was recording the "OhioPBX @ Xcape" vid, I tripped off the break. Camera missed me though.
Not paintball related: I was doing a movie in german for a school project. I was wearing a mask and running around outside. I slammed full force into a tree. While yelling in german. On tape.
eforcegtid00d
11-18-2005, 08:51 PM
I personally wouldn't recommend shooting glucose coated cocoa at another human being. It would be a shotgun effect... candy coated edition.
Sweet![/pun]
I've shot shotguns before, and that would not feel good to get hit by one. ;)
It's like getting bonus balled a million times but they only shoot once. :laugh:
Mr Murderdoll89
11-19-2005, 04:59 AM
You've gotten shotten with a shotgun?
eforcegtid00d
11-19-2005, 05:47 AM
No, I have shot shotguns at a range, not been shot, and seen what they do to clay disks.
capnsmokey
11-23-2005, 06:07 PM
this one time me and a bunch of friends were playing on some mounds of dirt and one of my friends ran up one mound to shoot the people behind it, there were two people behind it and they lit him up and he fell backward onto his @$$, the funniest thing was he was using a Talon...
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