Funniest excuse ever... (mask)

[marc]

hey guys
this was posted in our forums at the TRPC in Canada. I thought i'd share it with you, and see if you guys have any funny excuses that you've heard.


Well, someone at Paintball City today decided that he would take off his mask in the middle of a game. After one of the players told him to put it on, he said "I have no paint". If that wasnt stupid enough, the player then said to him that it didnt matter. He certainly proved all of us wrong with:

"Dont worry, I'm in the US ARMY"

[elTwitcho]

lol, I remember reading that actually. And if anyone is looking for a good Toronto paintball community

www.thetrpc.com

give it a shot some time :)

[Omega6_Virus]

Half of the US(i.e. the smarter half) laughs with you. the US Army sucks. Thats why the Marines own.

[Micewheelz72]

Hell Yeah!

[PBSouLjAh]

haha actually.....one time after a game, we were walkin to a different field. da ref was like YOU FAT BOY PUT YOUR MASK BACK ON!! WHATS YOUR NAME!!!!!! "um joe" JOE YOUR SITTING OUT A GAME! U NEVER TAKE UR MASK OFF! and im like "uh...sorry about that, i was just tryin to let da hot air out. (i only put it on top of my head) i should have said DUDE MY EYE IS BLEEDING!!!!!

[PMI_Guy]

dude man, you dont dis the guys who are fighting for our freedom in Afganistan. :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:

[wwhooper]

1) We're not fighting for our f***ing freedom in affghanistan!!!
2) PATRIOTISM IS NOT KILLING PEOPLE!
3) The only reason we're even fighting afghanistan is for our country's administration to look goo in the public's eyes. No real reason, because we haven't done jack squat to stop the terrorists!

[slickguy55]

Originally posted by Omega6_Virus
Half of the US(i.e. the smarter half) laughs with you. the US Army sucks. Thats why the Marines own.


dont dis the army, your lucky we have a country good enough to fight for us and your here saying they suck! i hope when we come to another world war they draft people like you for front line.

[elTwitcho]

And taking your mask off in a paintball game does nothing to further the cause of democracy. But let's stay on topic, we've got other places to talk about afghanistan if you should feel so inclined

[Omega6_Virus]

There arnt that many army guys in afgahistan, besides rangers and green berets(i have respect for) are pretty cool, but the average joe in the army is nothing. IMO.
The Marines go in cause they get the job done.

[elTwitcho]

I PITY THE FOOL THAT KEEPS TALKIN ABOUT AFGHANISTAN IN THE THREAD HE WAS TOLD NOT TO TALK ABOUT AFGHANISTAN IN!!!

[PMI_Guy]

hehe sorry, i started a flame war :peace: :sulk: :shy: :paranoid: