Hilarious!

[IromKnight]

in my neighborhood there are these kids that pretend to be the greatest skateboarders. the ride around my block talking about Tony Hawk and all that jazz. onetime they were out playing football by my house and CHUCKED IT AT MY DAD'S SUV! that pissed the whole family off. another time me and my friend were playing lacrosse in the street and we tossed it over this van. the van screeches to a halt and this woman walks out all pissed at us!! we didnt even hit her car!!
needless to say we hate these people (every neighborhood has one of these families:rolleyes: )
so anyway the brats are by my house again so i go to my room and whip out my spyder deluxe and screw in the CO2. i didnt put paintballs in but i left the hopper on. i blazed through my front yard shooting CO2 at them and they go nuts!! they start screaming and running like hell!:laugh: :laugh: man it was great.

you got any stories like this u wanna share?

[foureyes]

i did this to my uncle one time with my shocker. He's a big man about 300 or more pounds tryin to run for cover. ****in funny

[xXAFireInsideXx]

Yea, we go around to all the annoying kids/families and throw a crapload of plastic spoons from mcdonalds in thier front lawn. (looks really funny) :P
OR get thier fone #, and adress, go to goarmy.com or navy.com, and register them for the army, they won't be actually enlisted, but people call ALOT asking if you want to enlist, even if you tell them to stop bothering you.

[Killer Kat]

Originally posted by IromKnight


so anyway the brats are by my house again so i go to my room and whip out my spyder deluxe and screw in the CO2. i didnt put paintballs in but i left the hopper on. i blazed through my front yard shooting CO2 at them and they go nuts!! they start screaming and running like hell!:laugh: :laugh: man it was great.

you got any stories like this u wanna share?

Irom, That wasn't funny, in fact that was borderline stupid! Do you realize that anytime you pull a marker out people will judge not only you but the sport itself. By chasing the kids outta your house into there yard you gave paintballing a blackeye.

Originally posted by IromKnight
(every neighborhood has one of these families:rolleyes: )


Do all of us a favor and don't do that again, and quit bragging about being dumb. :eyes:

[Crime Dog]

I agree with Killer all the way. That was downright immature. So no, I wouldn't agree that your little stunt was "funny." It was childish, and irresponsible. As Killer put it, you're giving the sport of paintball a bad name.

You should feel ashamed of yourself, that you would tarnish our sport like that by using your paintball gun in such a way. :mad: :eyes: :finger:

[ME]

I agree as well,
The other things are just regular old mischeif but the shooting c02 at the kid was dumb and did give paintball a bad name even if on that very small scale (your block) but people talk and it spreads and its just not good publicity i agree with kat and crime dog
Stop trying to show off you just look silly

[Little_ayotte]

ok i will always remember this, this fat *** lady was walking her 3 dogs, and me and my dog magnum were in the front of the house cutting wood(well i was) i live out in the country side well semi country :D and this lady was walking by and 2 of the dogs had no leash's. they all ran at my dog and magnum just went a little close to them, then she ran after them and kicked my dog thinking it was gonna attack them!!!!:pissed: That got me really pissed of hearing my dog whimper. i told her to get out of my yard. while she was walking off she said that I should have my dog trained better when it was her 3 dogs that came in MY yard!:pissed: the ****ing ***** got me so pissed i let go of my dog he went right up to and bit her ***! i was making fun of her:laugh: . (he only bit her cause when i play fight wit him he likes to bite :D) she never came near my yard again!

[Crime Dog]

Letting your dog do that, whether or not she was on your property, is a good way to get sued.

Stupid justice system.

[ME]

Little_ayotte i thoght of a better quote
"I wouldve been youre dad but i got outbid on ebay"

[carrim]

This isn't vengeance related but it's funny.

I was reffing this game and it was attack/defend. The attackers were slowly losing guys and the defenders hadn't lost anyone. Eventualy, it comes down to one attacker on the flank who is horribly pinned behind a tiny wood square. Well, one defender gets brave and runs at the bunker, but the attacker pokes his head out so the defender dives to the OTHER side of the SAME bunker. They both knew where the other guy was, so they both jump up and retreat while firing. The defender acted as a human shield for the attacker by accident and took in some hefty friendly-fire (oxymoron). After a few seconds of this insanity the defender hits the dirt and the attacker got lit up.

[Crime Dog]

Now THAT is funny. :laugh:

[Little_ayotte]

:crazy: i like my quote, i just need to find sum 1 to make my avatar small, i want a better one:crazy:

[ferret0123]

I think the story at the begging was funny :laugh: But, if you are going to chase kids of your prop. again dont do it with a pb gun . It just doent look very good for us.