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The_beast
03-11-2006, 07:04 PM
I remember reading an article I read on this a while back, and it sparked a couple of ideas for me...
I thought it woudl be just hillarious to replace someone's pods with what we will call "Joke Pods" filled with spring snakes. I do plan on doing this to someone as soon as I find some spring snakes.
I also thought it would be funny to get a pod, a round piece of plastic about the same diameter of the pod, and a spring. You put the spring in, then the piece of plastic on top, then push it down and fill it with paint (Not too much) and shut it. Similar effect, but paintballs come flying out when john Q sucker opens his pod.
Anybody else have any prank ideas? I want to throw these into action soon.
di$TOrTed
03-11-2006, 07:24 PM
wow, your so mean :P
just use your paintballs in the pods, you don't want to make someone loose 140 balls just because you think it will be funny
trophyman582
03-11-2006, 07:26 PM
Poo in the Halo.
Someday1189
03-11-2006, 07:53 PM
I remember reading an article I read on this a while back, and it sparked a couple of ideas for me...
I thought it woudl be just hillarious to replace someone's pods with what we will call "Joke Pods" filled with spring snakes. I do plan on doing this to someone as soon as I find some spring snakes.
I also thought it would be funny to get a pod, a round piece of plastic about the same diameter of the pod, and a spring. You put the spring in, then the piece of plastic on top, then push it down and fill it with paint (Not too much) and shut it. Similar effect, but paintballs come flying out when john Q sucker opens his pod.
Anybody else have any prank ideas? I want to throw these into action soon.
you know what'd really be hilarious? in the middle of a game, walk up to your friend, rip his mask off, and put two in his eye.
he'd get a great laugh out of that, or at least i would.
in all seriousness, take a pod full (or hopperful, your choice) of your friend's paint, and lick a couple of balls. no joke, they'll bond together and jam impossibly in his hopper while you laugh at him and watch him get blown up. FTW
:dodgy:Poo in the Halo.
don't you even remind me of him.
.:{}:.
03-11-2006, 08:36 PM
Poo in the Halo.
i remember that guy
TiPpYsGaLoRe
03-11-2006, 08:44 PM
i remember that guy
I remember him more than I'd like to.
senghing27
03-11-2006, 08:45 PM
Poo in the Halo.
Loffles:laugh:
I was going to pull the eye wire from a kid i know. He doesn't know how to take care of his gun, and he'd say it's broke, cuz he's belnding paint....Muhahahahaha
killa_n00b
03-11-2006, 08:46 PM
You could just go with the classic hot dog in the loader prank.
Someday1189
03-11-2006, 08:57 PM
I remember him more than I'd like to.
ditto.
United Idiots
03-12-2006, 02:47 PM
Someone dropped a quarter in my hopper before a quick game. I can only imagine what it must of looked like to see me cussing and shooting the gun in any posisition but right side up...
trophyman582
03-12-2006, 02:49 PM
UI, where've you been?
A-5best
03-12-2006, 02:50 PM
I like to go up to the other teams guns and just give the lpr a couple of good cranks up in pressure.
.:{}:.
03-12-2006, 03:03 PM
Someone dropped a quarter in my hopper before a quick game. I can only imagine what it must of looked like to see me cussing and shooting the gun in any posisition but right side up...
yea, our technician did that to one of our teammates once. put a quarter in the feed neck. he was at the chrono for about 30 minutes before he took his halo off and saw the quarter. it was priceless.
spydadude
03-12-2006, 03:03 PM
Make a small slit in whatever hosing they have on their gun. You could also take out one plug on their reg or break their on/off ASA.
Teh Jabes
03-12-2006, 04:52 PM
Zomg paintball driveby!!!11!11eleventYY!@@!!
:dodgy:
lotsoffun
03-12-2006, 05:13 PM
fill their air tank with co2
Someday1189
03-12-2006, 05:35 PM
fill their air tank with co2
and **** up a $100 tank reg and a $1400 gun with $100 worth of regs.
nice.
Samrog777
03-12-2006, 05:39 PM
I've done some funny stuff, but it's all gun specific. Cockers and timmies are easy.
United Idiots
03-12-2006, 06:09 PM
UI, where've you been?
Lurking, started sleeping a lot more, out and about, and my new love for partypoker.com, I pop in occasionly
cookie123
03-12-2006, 06:24 PM
what is this halo poo everyone is talking about?
Put a hot dog in his pod.
*wonders how many other ppl have seen teh ubar Agg PBN WDP forum video of that*
Someday1189
03-12-2006, 06:49 PM
what is this halo poo everyone is talking about?
IT'S HIM! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
The_beast
03-12-2006, 07:50 PM
Yeah, what is this whole poo in the halo concept everyone is bringing up?
I actually think almost anything in the pods is kinda funny...corn pops, cheerios, flour, imagine someone dumping that into their hopper, and the surprise that would ensue... Well, maybe not flour,,,that would be a pain to clean up.
Don't give him any publicity. Just some guy that got banned a while back. his name was "illpoopinurhalo" or something like that.
Eff, necesitamos LINKAGE to that vid.
edudcixlsyd
03-13-2006, 07:27 AM
Eff, necesitamos LINKAGE to that vid.
yes
TiPpYsGaLoRe
03-13-2006, 07:33 AM
Don't give him any publicity. Just some guy that got banned a whil
No, he wasn't some guy. He made multiple threads harassing me, and went so far as to FIND MY HOME PHONE NUMBER AND CALL ME. TWICE. Of course, I think Andrew threatened an ISP call or something, because he shut up after that.
Eff, necesitamos LINKAGE to that vid.
A'ight.
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=350279
It's link #1.
Warning: some mild swearing.
edudcixlsyd
03-13-2006, 07:58 AM
links aren't working 4 me
dm4monkey
03-13-2006, 08:37 AM
I also thought it would be funny to get a pod, a round piece of plastic about the same diameter of the pod, and a spring. You put the spring in, then the piece of plastic on top, then push it down and fill it with paint (Not too much) and shut it. Similar effect, but paintballs come flying out when john Q sucker opens his pod.
that would be funny....but if i lost a whole pod of paint because of that...i would kill you
Poo in the Halo
i make you lick my halo clean, and then kill you
I was going to pull the eye wire from a kid i know. He doesn't know how to take care of his gun, and he'd say it's broke, cuz he's belnding paint....Muhahahahaha
god i would make you buy me a new eye harness and then kill you
yea, our technician did that to one of our teammates once. put a quarter in the feed neck. he was at the chrono for about 30 minutes before he took his halo off and saw the quarter. it was priceless.
that sounds funny as hell...and wouldnt cause damage to the gun or anything so there would be no killing involved with this one :dodgy:
I like to go up to the other teams guns and just give the lpr a couple of good cranks up in pressure.
flksfasjfldsaajfdls god i would kill you
Make a small slit in whatever hosing they have on their gun. You could also take out one plug on their reg or break their on/off ASA.
i would kill you
fill their air tank with co2
i would sue you to death
in conclusion, if people royally screwed with any of my paintball stuff...i would kill them.
Someday1189
03-13-2006, 09:43 AM
that would be funny....but if i lost a whole pod of paint because of that...i would kill you
i make you lick my halo clean, and then kill you
god i would make you buy me a new eye harness and then kill you
that sounds funny as hell...and wouldnt cause damage to the gun or anything so there would be no killing involved with this one :dodgy:
flksfasjfldsaajfdls god i would kill you
i would kill you
i would sue you to death
in conclusion, if people royally screwed with any of my paintball stuff...i would kill them.
he's back!
<3.
P4p3Rc1iP
03-13-2006, 09:59 AM
Take out all the screws that hold halo shells together. Wait for the shells to come apart in the middle of a game and laugh!
Stick a big fat swollen ball that has been lying around on the field for a couple of days and stick it in a barrel. Watch the paint ooze all over the place :D
dm4monkey
03-13-2006, 12:36 PM
he's back!
<3.
yea...raging ego's have been turning me off from the sport recently....but im gonna go back to the old days and play some street ball at the local field where all the pro's dont ***** eachother out for everything....so im back.
Take out all the screws that hold halo shells together. Wait for the shells to come apart in the middle of a game and laugh!
that wouldnt really do anything....it would stay together as long as its on the gun....now when you take it out off the feedneck on the other hand...
i know a kid who put chocalate ex-lax in another kid's chocolate milk that he had in the staging area.....bad times ensued :dodgy:
YoBoneDaddy
03-13-2006, 12:45 PM
Turning off their hopper between games (if they forget to) seems like an easy one. Taking the main spring from a blowback would be good for jokes too.
*CLICK**CLICK**CLICK**CLICK**CLICK* "Mom I want an ion!"
Sheps
03-13-2006, 05:23 PM
Try taking the sear spring out and seeing if holding the marker upside down (so the sear goes into it's normal position) can get it to cock.
Then they pull the trigger...
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(continues for a half minute, the entire time spewing shells fragments and goo)
GranDream
03-13-2006, 05:35 PM
Remove batteries from gun/hopper and hope they don't notice until they're on the field.
Tweeters
03-13-2006, 05:58 PM
cap their gun at 10 bps
Woods Sniper
03-13-2006, 06:03 PM
I know a guy who dumped in somebody's pod once.
Unfortunatly it was discovered before it could be used.
cap their gun at 10 bps
Did it to my friend's Ego :tup:.
Nexxus
03-13-2006, 06:34 PM
Take the bolt out of an Ion or any enclosed bolt gun.
Mentalmonkey10
03-13-2006, 06:58 PM
I did a few things. While my friend went up a hill to get cell reception to call for a pickup, I unscrewed the barrel of his Phantom and filled the 11 inches with oversized paintballs (left room for one so when he pumps it). That was funny.
Messed up the recock on the same kids Evil Omen so it would uncock every shot.
Yet again, I screwed the same kids reg pressure all the way down in between games.
He got me back by shortstroaking my 'cocker intentionally (it wasn't timed that well and he had to try for a bit) and because of it, it chopped and paint got on my Halo B's eye. That was bad to clean.
Take someone's gun and make it so the trigger stop will make the trigger 'stop' before it fires.
Turn someone's on/off "off" before a game.
If someone has a 'cocker with a finger timable 3-way, mess with it before a game.
Put a handfull of really swollen paint in someones hopper.
Replace all of someone's pods with empty ones right before a game. Make sure they don't know. Black pods would be the easiest.
Reverse a Halo B's lid spring. It will always be trying to stay down.
SouthTXpball
03-13-2006, 07:31 PM
i once took a barrel plug similiar to the one in the picture below and cut off the top part. and shoved the part that goes into the barrel down into the middle.....during the game, my friend chopped so much paint lol....i'm surprised the plug didn't fly out lol
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/Ichor20/2296e2c8.jpg
C-Unit10
03-13-2006, 07:48 PM
replace the bore insert in thier barrel with the smallest size...turn thier dwell down..put eyes in a diff mode other than what is usually "forced", quater in the hopper is always a good one (its already been mentioned i know), fill somebodys hopper and all thier pods with reballs(if ya dont mind losing abunch of reballs) so when he shoots people he gets pissed off and doesnt know why the balls arnt breaking!
Benjabino
03-14-2006, 07:02 AM
cap their gun at 10 bps
techs at Pevs in VA did that to a DM that they rent out for aprils fools.
my friend got the same DM when his shocker was broken.
he was very mad.
it was very funny.
Pbman4life26
03-14-2006, 02:24 PM
I once took a guy's karnivor and threw itr against a tree...
then i woke up.
mokalman
03-14-2006, 02:52 PM
I once took a guy's karnivor and threw itr against a tree...
then i woke up.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah..ha..heh...Wait..No...Tha t wasn't funny.
*wonders off to find a banana*
Insanepain
03-14-2006, 03:03 PM
if they have a torpedo take it apart and put a quarter in it. or inbetween their 2 piece barrel.
C-Unit10
03-14-2006, 05:11 PM
u sure a quarter will fit in a torp or a barrel?
Insanepain
03-14-2006, 06:19 PM
use a nickle then quarters don't work
Sumguy21
03-14-2006, 08:13 PM
I did a few things. While my friend went up a hill to get cell reception to call for a pickup, I unscrewed the barrel of his Phantom and filled the 11 inches with oversized paintballs (left room for one so when he pumps it). That was funny.
Messed up the recock on the same kids Evil Omen so it would uncock every shot.
Yet again, I screwed the same kids reg pressure all the way down in between games.
He got me back by shortstroaking my 'cocker intentionally (it wasn't timed that well and he had to try for a bit) and because of it, it chopped and paint got on my Halo B's eye. That was bad to clean.
Take someone's gun and make it so the trigger stop will make the trigger 'stop' before it fires.
Turn someone's on/off "off" before a game.
If someone has a 'cocker with a finger timable 3-way, mess with it before a game.
Put a handfull of really swollen paint in someones hopper.
Replace all of someone's pods with empty ones right before a game. Make sure they don't know. Black pods would be the easiest.
Reverse a Halo B's lid spring. It will always be trying to stay down.
Gee, good clean fun. All that was at stake was a coupel hundred dollars. :dodgy:
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