Funniest Stories

[FinnMcKool]

The couple of weeks ago me and my friends and just about everyone we know that plays paintball in my area were having a kinda touney. It was on a home made speedball field with just about anything for a bunker. Me and my friend were fending off the other team and he told me to cover for him he was going to run up to another bunker on the field with another player from our team. It was a kinda wet day and when he ran up there he slipped in some mud and fell flat on his ***. He was wearing a 6+1 pack on his waist around the back and 5/6 of the pods smashed open ruining them the paintballs went everywhere around him (+600), hid is extra CO2 got him right in the back and his marker went off and shot the other player in the back of the head knocking him down. There was paintballs everywhere and those two players were both on the ground in extreme pain and I felt like I was going to pee my pants from laughing so damn hard! I got tagged out 2 seconds later and we lost 1st place from that but it was my best moment in paintball and I'll never forget it. I laughed for about a half hour. Even thinking about it makes me laugh.

Thats my funniest story ever in paintball please post yours.:laugh:

[Wintermute]

My friends and I were playing 3 on 3, one team moving into the woods and defending a position and the other following to assault it. My team found a place where the woods ended and became a grassy hill, so we laid down with the sunset behind us and waited for the other team to arrive.

They did shortly, and one of my teammates spotted movement. I fired a few rounds into the woods, which elicited a cry of "Aaah, my ***!" and one of the enemy walking out to lay on the grass (signaling that he was out but wanted to watch how the game came out). The other enemy still in the woods came out directly afterward, having decided that he had been sprayed with enough paint from brush-breaks to get him out. He walked out onto the grass at the base of the hill where his teammate was, then shouted "You'll never talk!" as he shot the first one several times. This caused a great deal of shouting and contortions on the first enemy's part, since the second was shooting him from roughly 10 feet away. After this the second shot himself in the foot, and fell down in a spectacular death scene. My friends and I laughed about it for the rest of the day.

[pbgod68cal]

mines prolie gotta be playing agenst my freinds uncle and going to bunker him but instead i moved useing blind spots and got on the other side of his bunker with only about 6 inches of pallet between the 2 of us. and a kid on my teams like bunker him bunker him and i yelled shut up so they didnt expect it and all i hear is the kids uncle yell "holy crap(not realy crap) whered he come'' from followed by "omg omg omg im dead" this was only his secound time ever playig i think maybe his third but he never pays but iv known the guy my whole life but he was craping his pants cuz im a tourney player and that scares all the newbs at my feild and my back guys were spraying that bunker with paint almost hiting me numrous times. but its just funny listning to guys yell in terror. and no i didnt bunker him hetryed to come over the top a big no no to get me and his nephew metalicamag512 hit his hopper about 4 times and gogd him we then went for the flag and won