What is the funniest thing u have seen a Newbie do?

[Jc9784]

The funniest thing I have seen a newbie do was we were playing rec ball and I was behind a bunker reloading my hopper.And all of a sudden I hear this CLANK! CLANK!,and I see a Stainless Steel Barrel fly right past my bunker and stopped by some rocks.About 2 seconds after I see the Barrel a kid comes diving in to get the Barrel,by this time I have already reloaded and everything and he see's me so he stops grabs the Barrel that was on the ground,start's taking of the Barrel he currently has on there and start's to screw in the other one.I lit him up about 12 time's right in the chest.Well after the game I saw him in the deadzone and asked him what he was doing and he told me "This Barrel is way better for close-up".I just about died laughing and told him that he only needed 1 Barrel and he starting blushing real bad and I bet he felt about 2 inches tall.

[dawgs712]

thats the dummest thing i have evry seen, i got one, ya know those 500 bags of amo, they sell for 30 at my old field and some kid opens it up and tips it up so that only 4 balls are falling out at once, anyone his friend saw he had extra ammo and he ran over to him and startled the kid and the one loading the hopper jumped up and must hvaew lost at least 400 paintballs to the ground...that sucks...my friend who is not a newbie says that everyone is wrong, pballs on the ground are fine, that discoloration and squishy goo stuff coming out, thats nothin, and he just loads em into his hopper...seriousely, he buys lik 300 rounds for the hole day and uses paint on the ground..what a dummy...another story with him, after playing a few times me and 2 other friends who had all played the same pretty much decided to get guns...me se, my bro xtra, and m98 for one friend. mr i use any pball asked my, so brian, should i get an se,xtra, shutter, or autococker? i was like, if you get a cocker im gonna laugh my a$$ off, it took me about a 2 page email to keep him from it...lol

[PBSouLjAh]

hahaha.....well...one time i was playin recball..and da field was called "fort" its bascially a small 2 story fort, with "windows" around it. well....me, and like.....3 10 year old with rentals....and...i was on da bottom.....with them. i was poppin out, and tryin to snap off some rounds. then..i see all 3 of them...shootin at the clouds...and im like "watda heck are you guys doing" and they were like "uh......nothing" and then one of the newbies yell at the other 2, YEA STOP WASTING PAINTBALLS! and im like...dorks...and come back to firing. then im shootin, and i get a ball break, so i duck, screw my barrel out, and squeegee my barrel out. then they were like "wow....what are you doing?!?" and im like "uhh....squeegeeing my barrel?" and they are like "what for" and im like" uh....to clean my barrel out. i got a break" and they just ask me "can we use ur squeegee?" im like "arg.....wat for?!? we are in the middle of a firefight!!! just play! u dont need da squeegee" and they were like "uhh....fine"

[Knux68]

Well... I was behind a pillar and hearing plink plink plink alot against it, so I decided to move for a different cover...

I looked to my left... EEP! Theres the guy that was shootin at me, he hits my in the knee, but it bounces. I look to the right, about 2 bunkers away, i see this little kid spraying and praying. I yell, hey you... Cover me!!! *He signals he cant hear me* So I go arrg... and I make the cover me signa (Waving your hand right above your head) The kid shrugged, and shot right above my visor... Holy #%#& I almost popped the kid.

-Knux...Did pop that kid eventully... When he was on a diff team

[Kornithium]

Me and my friend are newbies with crap guns but were learning. But anyways we were playing outside of the city and we were going (just the 2 of us playing) in between 2 trees. He only had a 10 round hopper and i had a 50 round hopper so i let him use my extra 10 round hopper so he wouldnt die so easily. Well everytime one of us ran out (usually him) we called a pause and reloaded, as soon as we were done he shot at my nuts hitting my pants but because they were baggy and i jumped back the ball bounced off my pants and didnt explode(THANK GOD). But the next time we reloaded i shot at his feet while he was walking away to scare him and then BAM! right in the back of the neck. BAM right in the forehead as he turned in the tree. The rest of the night he had a big pink dot on his head.(Dont ever drink country water in canada).

[Hatebreed]

Hey picking up paintballs off the ground is perfectly fine with me. At the end of the day I go around picking up paintballs and i usually get about 150 from the ground! The worst newbie experience i ever saw was when me and my team where playing in a speed ball game. there were 13 people on each side, and that means there where about 3-4 people at one bunker in the beggining of the game. Well they blew the air horn and the game started, me and my team (3 man team) ran to the same place and everyone else went to a place too. Well there was this one kid with like a Spitfire or some crappy gun that tried to follow us so Ben (one of my teammates) points his gun at him and tells him f*ck off and find somewhere else, well the kid starts crying in the middle of the field!!! We just start laughin then it gets worse for the kid, someone in the tower thing shoots him straight in the back of the neck! I could just see his head flying off when it hits him. Then his dad runs over to check on him and asks what happens then ben said he couldnt find a place to go and got shot. After the game they left and all we could do is laugh.

[MC Escher]

im not the one to be picking up balls off the ground, but i really hate to waste a whole tube of paint. when one breaks in the pod (in your pack) while im runing, i dump off the first 20 or 30 balls of the contminated paint.... thats about as "stingy" ill go with paint. Putting crap balls in my gun could could mean a bad day!

[Jc9784]

I got no problem with people who pick up balls off the ground I mean that's they're business.If they wanna pay good money for electro-guns and then when they get it pick up balls of ground and try to **** it up go ahead.I on the other hand have a Bushmaster 2000 which I have payed good money for,and I will not take any chances as to the welfare of my gun.I mean my gun with all the upgrades and everything is worth about $1200 so in my opinion I don't like to do it.That's why u won't see someone with a Intimidator or Shocker or even a Angel picking up balls off ground.If they didn't break once before they probably won't the second time.I mean if your gonna pay good money to upgrade and keeping your gun clean and at peak performance,what's the use if your putting defective items in your gun.When it comes to the welfare of my gun I take no chances.

[spydyman9]

We and my freinds were playing at his house out in this really open pit area and this one kid was running at the top of this hill and another kid at the bottom of the hill shoot him right in the hand that he was holding his gun in he dropped the gun and it fell right in to the ground and stuck right in to the ground then he pulled the gun right out of the ground and then ran behind a bunker tryed to find all the sticks he could to poke all the dirt out of his barrel once he finally got all the dirt out of his gun he pulled his squggie throught and waws on his way it was preety funny

[spyderman007]

I was playing in the same pit area as spydyman9 last weekend and it was me and 2 other guys vs. him and 1 guy. we were all just kinda sitting there wondering who had paint left. i had like 3 balls, my 1 teammate was out and the other had 1 ball left. so the guy with one ball left decides he is gonna find out and walks out in the middle of the field and starts walkin towards are 2 opponents(we found out later that they only had 1 ball) and gets about 15 feet from them when all of a sudden they start running away, he ended up shooting 1 and i got the other but you had to see this, it was CRAZY!!! lol

[spydyman9]

I was playing sppedball this one day and it was all th e older best players against the rest I was on the rest the other team comes flying at us right of the start we arnt ready for it I am in the middle and I see one of teamates having some trouble he is in a two on one situation and all of the sudden desides to run back to another bunker as he was running he gets hit wit hit by about 5 balls in the back none of them broke so he stands up and gets hit in teh back of the head and it doesnt break so he stands up and is finely behind a bunker turns back around to face the oppenent and gets gogged, it was so funny

[spyderman007]

hey spydyman9 was that out at the Hubbel's?

[MuckRaker]

I watched this one kid, first time player, about 11 years old, hide behind a bunker for the whole game, i mean he didn't move, didn't try to shoot anyone, just stayed behind his bunker, curled up, cradling his marker. Well, it came down to the last three people, one guy on the opposing team, the kid curled up in his bunker, and a team mate who was in the back ... he and the other guy kept trying to angle on each other. Finally, with seconds left in the game, the guy on the opposing team dashed for the kids teammate, walked past the kid without seeing him ... the kid jumps up and shoots that dude about three times ... his only hits the whole night. and the only time he fired his marker the whole night.

[PBSouLjAh]

hahaha...dats frickin awesome.....

[Incube]

Originally posted by Kornithium
Me and my friend are newbies with crap guns but were learning. But anyways we were playing outside of the city and we were going (just the 2 of us playing) in between 2 trees. He only had a 10 round hopper and i had a 50 round hopper so i let him use my extra 10 round hopper so he wouldnt die so easily. Well everytime one of us ran out (usually him) we called a pause and reloaded, as soon as we were done he shot at my nuts hitting my pants but because they were baggy and i jumped back the ball bounced off my pants and didnt explode(THANK GOD). But the next time we reloaded i shot at his feet while he was walking away to scare him and then BAM! right in the back of the neck. BAM right in the forehead as he turned in the tree. The rest of the night he had a big pink dot on his head.(Dont ever drink country water in canada).
lol i live in canada and i hate the water in the country but i like the city water
what are the guns you 2 newbies own???
and i think it is grate that you have come out of the closet so to speck about being a newbie!!!

[Incube]

One time i was playin rec and i newbie guy took his mask off and yelled dont shot i am getting off the field any way i started to shoot at the guy i was in a fire fight with and he yelled stop and his own gun went bang and he shot himself in the eye and he rant into a tree hurling his gun i felt bad but it was funny

[Gogged ya]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[JesterDude15]

The stupidest thing I ever saw a nebiw do was change 12 grams during a speedball game. The little B*stard got me out too. I was running across the field and to make sure his gun was working he shot one in the air and it hit my ear.

[Spoon]

er, if u shoot u'r self in the eye, wouldn't he be blinded!

[jellopuud]

this time the newbie wins!


lol this was an x game field where ther is a field
with plie wood tht makes an x wit a barrel on top. so theres for differnt sides. i got shot in the butt early cuz i was cornerd by 2 people ..this ws when i was first strting off. so to the point

there was this teeny little girl who had a jt 6 pack on her back ..lol it was as big as her litteraly! and she was playing with a compact she looked hilarious she styed quiet
the whole game basically and the other team came in..this dude with a kapp auto cocker bunker this 1 dude and she had had no clue..the ref kinda pointed him out.. and she came around the side of her x and she shot him like 6 times in the head.. it wa sso funny this teeny girl took out this guy it was funny..then she got shot.but it was funny

Newbie Power

[dawgs712]

no offense to women, but being taken out my a newbie girl (most are scared) when you have a cocker is pretty bad. must made him and his cocker (no pun intended) feel bad

[jellopuud]

yeah it was hilarious

[LIQU1D_F1RE]

Well Ive had tons of funny stuff happen to me. The first time i ever played, my gun was screwed up, so i was testing it. I fired about 10 rounds to see if my gun was back to nromal. Well it was. The funny thing was my gun was aimed at my teamate in the same bunker for every shot. After the game the dude wanted to kill me. Next, one of my friends, during a speedball game, thought he was so awesome. He ran up across the field, with about 12 players still left on each team. He advanced about 30 feet, which is dumb enough. Then, he ran on the WRONG side of the bunker. HE got hit 12 times, but not one broke! and that really pissed me off. Another time, these 2 chicks came up to me and a friend inside a bunker, and asked us "how do we be cool, and play paintball?" we said just run up and shoot people. They did, and they got like 5 guys out. But when they got hit they yelled "ow what do i do now!!"
Lastly, this little 9 year old kid got hit during a game in the leg, and began crying, and yelled at me "help me!!" and i said just put ur barrel plug in and walk off. Well while walkin off he got hit 2 more times. I felt kinda bad for him, but at the same time i was laughing histarically.

[blake_sw]

I was playing a 10 on 10 capture the flag. Right after the breakout one guy on my team decides to climb a tree. The refs even told everyone not too. He got hit while climbing up and fell and his butt (only about a 7 foot drop). It felt sorry for his stupidy, I truly did.

[Longbow_UMD]

I suppose it's a tie for me, the funniest things I've seen newbies do.

First time I ever played, me and 2 friends just kinda huddled into a group, barrels out, and shuffled around the field. I think we took out 2 teammates (we were shooting randomly at anything that moved) before we got lit up by both teams at once! :eek:

Also, a few years later I took a few buddies pballing for their first times. In pre-game strategy, I told this one girl to stick with me, and we'd head for the closest bunker, and kinda lay down cover for the team. So the game starts and I bolt for the bunker and get there no prob. Except my backup isn't there... A few seconds later she dives into the bunker with me calmly saying she's been hit. And what should she do now. I laughed and told her, and she scampered off the field, getting hit a few more times along the way. Just struck me as funny at the time.

[Edited by Longbow_UMD on 05-20-2001 at 11:32 PM]

[Orbity]

I saw a kid get hit in the nuts from 50 feet away. He didnt move for about 3 minutes. I laughed then marked the two that got him and ran over to him and helped him off the field. Came back my teams flag was gone...

[Killers Are Quiet]

HAHA, at least you helped the kid off:) did he play the next game? or did he sit out one?

[Orbity]

he went home...came back 10 minutes and i asked him if he was alrgiht..."yea i just bought a cup so that will never happen again" i laughed

[Killers Are Quiet]

LOL, at least he learned from his "mistake"

[Magnus55]

One time, I gave my friend a pink 32 degrees paintball and I told him it was gum. He bit into it and it popped in his mouth.

People have a hard time trusting me for some reason...

[Jaydebull]

This isn't as funny as some stories but, I was a newbie ref for a amature/novice tourney and the head ref placed me at the center of the field to watch the flag. He told me that I had to stand up and make sure that people cleared with the flag, without being hit. Needless to say I got caught big time in the cross fire after taking approx. 30 hits in 10 matches I had enough. I said I couldnt take getting lit up anymore. He said well most refs lie down. I guess it was some sort of initiation, but not real funny at the time.

[Letchworth40]

take a whole case on a field then get bunkered with out shooting 10 balls...then walking off the field with a whole unopened case in his hands

[Ded]

one, time i was at a field in raleigh and was behind a car, brian you remember this, and i was in a shootout with this guy with a pump. He was really good and was pulling that snapshooting **** so it was hard to hit him. he would pop out, let go one ball and it would fly by my head and be back behind the bunker before any of my shots would get to him. Well I had a newbie on my team that was staying behind his little bunker in the back and i knew he wasn't going to do anything so i decided i would run out and bunker that guy real quick then shoot the last person on their team who was a girl and was really bad. So I start getting ready to make my mad sprint toward the bunker and tap it, which was the bunker rule at this field. I'm sitting there waiting for him to pull off his latest snap shot and this referee runs over to me and yells at me YOU'RE OUT. apparently this little girl had run up to my car that i was behind not even knowing i was behind it and rested her hand on it, the ref called me out because of that stuppid bunker rule of theirs. That girl got lucky and I got pissed off.