funny elimination stories

[cris8762]

this is a new thread about funny stories you may have

SO GET CRACKING AND START POSTIN!

my funny story is about shooting with an almost empty co2 tank and a flatline, it was my very last shot and there is a guy that has an angle on me from about midfield, so i snap shoot out the left side and the ball goes like 20 feet then drops and i'm thinking oh crap, there goes my game, BUT SUDDENLY the backspin on the ball picks up and the ball shots up and nails the guy in the goggles!!!!!! after the game the guy i got said he thought the ball was gonna stop and when it jumped up it really shocked him!!!! this just goes to show ya that you should play until the very last drop of air leaves ur gun!

[cris8762]

a bunch of people saw the shot and were going nuts when they saw it!!!, they thought it had bounced off the ground and hit the guy (who was hanging out of the bunker knowing i was out of gas) i dunno, maybe it did bounce...all i saw was the ball drop then shoot straight up and hit the guy and his goggles exploded in pink!:laugh: :laugh: :crazy:

[Blazestorm]

Ok the first one was a game with medics (Guys that can wipe shots that are not on head or neck)


And I ran out of paint... (Forgot my harness) so I just dry fire.. well we have a large group of guys up front that need to be healed... so me being the biggest dumba** in the world grabbed the medic and threw him behind me and started marching up the field dry firing fully auto... my medic got everyone back in the game and we rushed... bunkered like 10 people at the same time! was awesome

Next one...

It was a different field... very small... hmmm maybe 25 yards-35 yards long... ok cool... so as soon as the game starrts.... a split second away from mym bunker... THWACK right in the mask...

Incredible speed... 1.6 seconds said the ref... he timed it... lol!

I wanted to know how did that guy hit me so fast! I mean I was sprinting to my bunker and thwack... almost got the wind knocked out of me

Another funny one was when it was me vs an angel... (Rental Piranha) anyway I ran out of paint again... and the angel dude just kept shooting at me... ok cool... so I made a mad dash to the flag... grab it and trip... surprisingly all the shots he takes at me bounce and he has to reload! SWEET... I start running to his flag station (Center Flag Push) and I was like 1 inch away and I just heard this paintball whizz by me and I dive in the opposite direction of the flag station and so as soon as he starts to move I hang the flag and win... lol =)

Don't always need paint to win a paintball match... although that does seem logical...

[Murph1]

One time at my home field, I was playing with my first gun (pump), the action of the gun doesnt matter much anyway, but I'd just like you to know I was raised on a pump. We were playing at the giant Castle arenas. Now I'll need to draw you an ascii art map of the arena

____________________________
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| Castle Keep |
| |
| | O
| |
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/
_________ _______ / X




Ok, now my location, X, was where I was when I got pulled. I ran there straight off the break. When I arrived, my mask was so fogged that I could not see the end of the barrel. "I dare you to shoot me." That was the person in the position O, of course I took him up on the dare, and I fired in his direction, then I could see out my mask again. Yellow mark dead center on his goggles. Red Mask, Red Uniform. I bet you're thinking Tourney Player in his Journey. DEAD WRONG. Referee. "YOU'RE OUT!!!!" this guy was visibly pissed, and he was wearing Goggle Skinz, too, you could see the veins popping out of his arms. Well, our back players are like "Well, I'm not changing teams next round. Why dont you keep playing the front row?" to me as I leave the arena. It was funny even though I got eliminated.

[Mr. E]

Last time I played there was this kid on my team who was out of air so he basically just ran from bunker to bunker distracting the other team...and then he had a truly ingenious idea and started throwing paintballs at the other team. Yes, you heard me correctly, he was throwing paintballs.
Near the end of the game he was behind his his bunker, paintballs in hand, waiting (we were losing, he was the last person left) and the other team has wisened up that he was out of paint so one of the last 2 guys on the other team came up and asked him if he would surrender, he just turned and hurled a ball at the guy and hit him right in the hip - it broke. The guy refused to go off the field and the kid went hysterical (I don't see why, he couldn't possibly win).

That was funny as hell :laugh:

[VeNoM]

i remeber when i was playing a game against my dad and i had rushed the right tape all the way to there side and had a clear view of my dad. he was completely open to me but i was getting alot of heat on my bunker from his team . . . when i popped back out to snap shoot at him, i saw that he had turned his bunker so i couldn't see him!!! i was soo mad, that was so cheap . . . my bro was laughin his butt off from the sidelines (he was on my team but was out) i was mad, and thought i would bunker him for doing it but when i got close i got shot in the neck by one of his teamates . . . . i didnt think it was funny, but my bro and dad that it was hysterical.

[carrim]

We were playing a woods game on a huge field with rock walls and rolling hills. Well me and my friend were doing the sniper thing by watching a choke point (trail people use, and don't start a sniper discussion!) and no one is really coming just yet. My friend says he thinks my balls aren't feeding through my power feed because he can't see any in it. Well I decide to fire once to just check, so I aim at a big rock on the other side of the path and just as I fire a player from the other team comes sprinting down the path and gets nailed on the side of his mask by my shot! My friend and I just stared blankly at each other for about a minute :laugh: .

[KallenP]

Shor story

Me on a hill one shot with an Autococker. I shoot it lobbs flies down man with gun looks up eyes widen pop right in the mask. I started cracking up and ran down the middle of the field for the hell of it.

[The Mafia]

I swear this is true.

I'm laying behind a bunker @ my local field laying down cover for my teammates. A really big sea gull flys over me and decides to sh*t. It lands in the middle of my back. Great. I got up and tried to run to the next bunker and a ref calls me out. He saw the big white splat and assumed it was paint. By the time I convinced him it was actually birdsh*t, the game was over.

[Mr. E]

OK heres a good one that happened at my first tournament...

The flag was hanging in the middle of the field underneath a big supair...er...it was in a little "room" of thin supair bunkers hung up high and one guy on the team went to grab it but the flag was hung just-so you had to pull one side to take it off the string holding it there. He ran up and grabbed it but he slipped and pulled the whole bunker on top of him - getting lit up in the process :laugh:

[Metz]

this just happened today...........

me and my brother were on the same team playin at a wooded field. we ambush 3 dudes (it was a 4 on 4 match) and i start rapid fireing. i am like a foot behind my bro and go to shoot at the guys and get one of them but i also shoot the back of my brothers hopper. the top flies open and all his balls go all over the ground. he gets pissed and throws me down and starts beating the crap outa me. the one guy that is left shoots us both while we're fighting on the ground and they win the game.
sigh....................

[cris8762]

metz where in NC do you live?:crazy: :paranoid: :drop:

[Metz]

i live in bahama. it's a microscopic town right outside the Durham city limits(i live in durham county). where do u live?

[Henry_the_Lion5]

How bout this one-

IT was just one-on-one behind my house, Tippmann 98 custom (me) vs my friend who owns a totaly tricked out cocker. I was behind a bunker and my hopper flys open and all my balls spill out all over the ground and he sees this. He charges, and I had 5 left. I unload whats left on him, It hits his finger which at the time had been shot 2 times before and broken from a earlier event and was hurting anyway. All I hear is OUCH!!! S*It!!!. I almost died laughing.

[cris8762]

i live in cary , but im not a rich snob:agree: :agree: :agree:

[Meltedrage]

Haha, these are good

[KallenP]

"Its not how you stand by your car its how you race your car."
-Jaarule
"The Fast and the Furious"

In the same way its not how you stand by your marker its how you play with your marker. roughly.
-Kallen Paddock
"LIfe"

[DasBaldDog]

Last summer I was playing a practice scrimmage against the other half of my old team (we were an active team then).


Well captaining the other team was my fiance.

After a few minutes, it was me and Luke against one other person, I couldn't see who. I checked the dead box and I saw my fiance.

It should be noted that this was a centerflag elim game on hyperball field.

Well, I get Luke to pin the person down whilst I go for the bunker. I was in the right window. Luke was in the left snake with about a 24 degree flank on the person whilst I was about 5 degrees to the right. Well I make the push, do a kung-fu bunkering jump (just jump on the bunker and jump off of it trying to shoot the person) thus hitting the person about 7 or 8 times.


Well I found out that I was blind cause my fiance wasn't in the deadbox at all, well......she was now. Now she's my ex-fiance. I suppose it's not so much funny as sad but oh well.

[Mattbar]

While playing speedball, my cousin and I were having a fierce firefight from about 30' when two balls collided in the air almost exactly 1/2 way between us. We just stopped and were like 'did you see that!' Wierd stuff.

Same day different game, another firefight with my cousin, and I put one INSIDE his barrel. :eek:

[cris8762]

DAS BALD DOG that is fricken hilarious!!!!! did she not want to be with you after you bunkered the crap out of her or was it somethin else in the end?!?!?!?! omg....that is soooo funny!!!!, sorry aobut what happened but it is funny, and hi kallenp, do i know u?:drop: :atten: :eyepop: :agree:

[DasBaldDog]

Originally posted by cris8762
DAS BALD DOG that is fricken hilarious!!!!! did she not want to be with you after you bunkered the crap out of her or was it somethin else in the end?!?!?!?! omg....that is soooo funny!!!!, sorry aobut what happened but it is funny, and hi kallenp, do i know u?:drop: :atten: :eyepop: :agree:


Well it's not funny. I regret EVERY moment of life lived without her.

Anyways, we had a bit of an argument earlier that day and she thought that the bunkering was my MAJOR over-reaction to that argument.

[KallenP]

Actually I was more refering to the quote you had at the bottom of your posts. I was saying that that phrase from The Fast and the Furious was along the same lines.

Do you live in Washington or play at splatattack?

[cris8762]

dasbalddog im sorry...i didnt know that you felt that way.....sorry i laughed

[sosoguy01]

ok, i was out at my friends cousins house one day. He had a rather small woods with not to much cover besides some trees and some branch piles. We played about ten games throughout the day and this particular story happened in the very last. We were playing elimination and like 7 of the 10 people on my team had gotten out. I had been behind a branch pile most of the game. I was playing against a bunch of people older and more experianced than me. I was trapped behind this branch pile with 5 people on the other side shooting at me. I had only about 1/3 a hopper left and knew i wasn't going to last long so i thought of a devious plan. I opened my hopper and took out about 15 paintballs and threw one over the side to get their attention. Then i threw the other 14 up into the air as high as i could and jumped up from the brush pile and fired off about 12 shots and actually hit all of them while they were looking at the balls in the air. Maybe this isn't the coolest story but i felt pretty good afterwards.

[Mattbar]

Couple of weeks ago, I'm holding off 2 guys. Then I run out of air. I just stand behind the tree for like 2 minutes before they figure it out. They finally get to the tree and yell 'surrender'. I was like no way and start running around in circles. I get shot like 10 times from 5 feet, but only one finally breaks. My leg was brutalized. One guy was trying to shoot me in the foot because I had boots on. I definately took one (or actually 10) for the team.

[ThaFiend]

ok I have a few.....

A few weekends ago I brought a friend of mine paintballing and he's a newbie and all that good stuff..... well anyway, we were playing speedball on the same team and we were all eliminated except for him..... and he took out (single handedly) the whole OpFor, most of whom are tourny players and really really good.

[Bryce]

It just goes to prove that you can never afford to underestimate an opponent!!

[PballdudE]

ok. it was me and one of my friends playing outlaw in the woods. So we're both behind trees(he's behind one and im behind one). We're bout 40 feet apart. Well we waste about 40 rounds, so i say thats it im gonna run to another bunker. As soon as im about to do that, he starts charging at my tree while yelling "aaaaahhhhhhh" so i laugh, because he has a Vulcan pump gun, and i have a Piranha EXT PRO G3. so when i start to shoot, he hurries and runs to a different spot. Well when he is running he trips, and the lands on his stomach. Well he tries to crawl away(he's like 60 feet away, out in the open, trying to crawl) so i shoot and then unleash 3 shots to his left cheek. It was so funny. He stood their holding his ***. He said he had trouble sitting after that day.

[macbuzard]

this is actually kinda funny
me and some friends were playin a woods game 4 vs 4
and me and my friend jay we partnered up and we split up and we meet up with the other team and we all start shooting and crap like that but then i run out of air!!***hats right air!!!!
so i run out in front of this tree and start to dance to try to detract the other team while my friend jay flanked them
and all 4 heads pop up and open up on me,i don't think they liked the macarina much cuz i got googed like 3 times and everywhere else you could think of but the really part is that my friend jay kinda didn't flank em and just watched while my other 2 team mates kinda came up on em and started to shoot ,and wiped out the other team!!!
i was like the the heck are they playing gang up on mac or somethin(i'm mac)and i got so pissed off, i picked up a my tippy and started to charge (them thinking i wasn't out of air) and then i tripped up over a log and fell flat on my face
breaking my lense
and then everyone was nice to me for the rest of the day
funny now not then