Fun Stuff - Paintball to Cars

[xXAFireInsideXx]

First Off, Sorry if theres already threads like this.

Ok, I really don't know too much about cars. I used to, but not really anymore.
Well, I thought this might be fun for all the ppl who love cars and paintball (which i'm sure are all over this site.)

Well, any way compare a paintball gun to a car, like -
Angel = Lamborghini
Or
Blade = Gremlin
All GM suv's/trucks = Blowback guns (because they are all the same)

and so forth...
OR, compare parts of each to each other-
like,
Tires = Barrel, because you upgrade or change them, and they come in different sizes.
or
Gas Pedal = Trigger, because it makes the car go, like a trigger makes your gun "go".

Ok, i know my examples are lame, but I'm sure you guys can do alot better.
knock yourselves out.

[mikek2111987]

hey this thread is neat!

Viper=Timmy

Seat=resting tank on shoulder

upgrading engine=upgrading internals

Angel=McLaren

[PBSouLjAh]

body=hood (covering internals)
n2 or co2=fuel

[LordChaos]

Talon - Pinto. :D

[Metz]

mask/goggles= air bag/seatbelt
air hose=fuel line
hopper=gas tank
bolt=axle

[Paint Bulley]

SFL Emag = Ferrari 550 Maranello or 360 Modena

[LordChaos]

Originally posted by Paint Bulley
SFL Emag = Ferrari 550 Maranello or 360 Modena

what, overpriced for it's performance and prone to breakdowns?

:D

[foxracer2269]

barrel=muffler

[Paint Bulley]

no foxer, it awesome awesome awesome, and you can tell from just one look :) :) :)

[carfreak]

toyota camery=tippmann. not the best looking but reliable.

[anchorite]

Adrenaline Angel - Porsche 911 GT@

best marker on the market to the best overall car on the marker.

matrix - Acura NSX
my marker to my favorite car in the world... (I, however, drive an acura 2002 rsx type S.... 200 hp... 6sp... beautiful)

tippman RT - 10 second Nova (you know what I am talking about)
fast as hell... but just retarted to fast as hell.... but just retarted

[anchorite]

oops.. that porsche is a 911 gt2

[pr0kch0p]

excalibur = one of those hybrid cars that gets like 60MPG, but this hybrid car is really fast . . .

[mikek2111987]

i dont think one of the best guns on the market (not to mention one of the most expensive) would = a porsche. just my oppinion

[i like tictacs]

My gun= Miata-turned-Lambo SV

[Ebonclaw]

There is a thread like this one......somewhere. If I remember it's called "If guns were cars..." or something to that effect.
As far as Blades? They're not Gremlins. They're Pacers.

[Metz]

no, blades are mopeds................LOL

[i like tictacs]

no, blades are pintos.

[i like tictacs]

I GOT A ROXING ONE!!!


98 Custom=K Car (The Reliable Car!)

[Slug]

:blah:

[IronAsid]

Honda Civic = Autococker

Becouse a lot of people have it and Trick it out.


HAHA I SET THE POST ON FIRE :D

[anchorite]

how about instead of civic... Integra... integras eat civics.
99 integra GSR is a sick car.


whoever said that adrenalines dont equal porsches.

look up the 911 GT2.
it is faster than any ferrari or lamborghini.
it costs 230,000.... it is light as hell, with over 500hp...
it is probably the most comforable sports car to ride in... (I know)
they arent like other porsches... they are a helluva lot better than 911 turbos, and even 930's.
trust me...
Porsche is the pinacle of style and speed... just liek the adrenaline.
fastest, most reliable marker/car on the planet.

Automag=Humvee

Virtually indestructible. It may not be the prettiest thing out there, but it sure is the toughest!

[the other one]

a ICD thundercat/puma/wildcat ===> MCC smart car (made in UK). my reason is: they can be taken apart and put back together in about thirty seconds. i don't know about the car, but the gun is reliable. Oh yeah, and they both have a slow engine (slow rate of fire).


and here's my car/gun analogy: nos = that really fast hopper from BE (the only good thing that came from them) it puts 13 or so balls through in a sec. that's faster than any other ive seen!!!