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Trigg3r Happy
07-24-2006, 02:01 PM
So You really want to get performance out of your marker. Ill tell you how. This can be used to pick out a marker as well. *Note* This will not work as a flotation device.

Marker color (OH YES IT DOES MATTER)

Ugly markers (or black) will make you more strategict.

Red Markers make you run faster.

Blue Markers make you more accurate. Green paintball markers give you endurance.

Silver/ Crome/ Niclkle/ Titanium markers shoot faster.

Yellow markers make you less afraid of getting hit.

Purple/ pink markers keep you from getting bunkered.

Barrel Color (you didnt see this one coming)

Fades make your marker quieter, can shoot through ball breaks, and achieve higher rofs.

If the inside of your barrel is different color than the outside your more acurate. For example take the tippman flatline everyone thinks its accurate because of the bend in the barrel nope its because its two toned (thats how they stay ahead of the competition)

crazy colored barrels~ achieves the WTF man award, but thats it.

Barrel to marker match. People think you achieve the greatest accuracy with a good paint to barrel match but really its if it matches the color of the inside of your marker (only where the barrel screws in).

Other tips.

A blue transparent hopper feeds faster than any other color.

A hopper will feed 6-10 bps faster if you put DYE stickers on it (same goes for the marker)

Putting a sticker on your co2 tank will make it nitrogen (doing this on a nitro tank will make it get off more shots.).

Drawing a smiley face on your goggles will keep them from fogging up.

And finally by Duck taping your barrel it makes it more accurate


Thanks for reading this. In no way is any of this true. If you beleived me you should quit paintball. If you feel like adding to it goo ahead.

..SilentAngel..
07-24-2006, 02:03 PM
dumbest thing i've ever read. why did you post this?

FogResistant
07-24-2006, 02:05 PM
Probably should be in GPT.

soccerjacks12
07-24-2006, 02:08 PM
*E-smack*

Cheesy Charlie
07-24-2006, 02:12 PM
Wow just wow. And IronSerrif is only allowed to post jokes.

TiPpYsGaLoRe
07-24-2006, 02:17 PM
The only good thing this did was remind me of that one kid that thought different color Ion shells gave it better performance.

fake ninja
07-24-2006, 02:34 PM
hey dont forget about the color of paint??? :dodgy:

Sly Independent
07-24-2006, 02:43 PM
:computer: ............LMFAO

Providence
07-24-2006, 03:08 PM
*Waits for Lopez to take out the ban stick*

Trigg3r Happy
07-24-2006, 03:19 PM
Silent~ i wrote this because i got bored and it was funny

Lopez~I will gladly delete this if this is the wrong froum or if im not supposed to post it or whatever.

I really dont want to get banned.

I can get banned for this?????? I posted it in off topic as a joke?

BunkerBoys
07-24-2006, 03:30 PM
Why would you post a pointless thread like this in the first place? GTFO.

Trigg3r Happy
07-24-2006, 03:35 PM
because i thought it was funny.......Lopez made a pointless thread on becoming a mod and it was funny.

But dont ban me just delete it. :<

Shadow21
07-24-2006, 03:44 PM
You thought it was funny, but the only funny thing here is you. :nododgy:

Lopez can post funny things because he is a well respected member by all of us. You on the other hand, are not.

paintballer667
07-24-2006, 04:04 PM
As the B in shawdows sig point's out...

gage713
07-24-2006, 04:11 PM
so my gun gives me endurance? :dodgy:

Uziel Gal
07-24-2006, 04:12 PM
Let's not be getting personal now.

Let's just close this and pretend it never happened.....