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short white guy
08-30-2006, 05:25 PM
i was wondering if anyone has ever seen a hot girl playing paintball?better yet is any1 on this website a hot girl? my numbers &*$-!@*$ ... jk ... anyways,,, i want to know if any1 has hot girls at there field cause at the fields i play at the pickings r slim ,,, o who am i kidding there r no pickings at my fields, theres never more than 5 chicks at my field and there all goth,no offense goths but goth girls kinda scare me, goth dudes r alright though. ok back 2 subject, tell us about any hot girls at your field.

SpecOpsBalla
08-30-2006, 05:29 PM
never seen a girl paintball lol most likely never will

Rich e b
08-30-2006, 05:39 PM
my freind plays woodsball
she has an A-5 i think
im gonna try to play with her :)
shes hardcore NOT goth
lol

*breathing all heavy* "she's all MINE short white guy
lol jk

SpecOpsBalla
08-30-2006, 05:49 PM
LOL Nice

Cpt. Morgan
08-30-2006, 06:00 PM
I have taken some g/f's paintballing. They all say they would do it again and I'm giving my A-5 to my current g/f. She is exceptionally beautiful if you ask me! :love:

Mr Murderdoll89
08-30-2006, 06:09 PM
I play with hot girls every weekend. And no, I'm not trying to sound like a pig.

Blackcobra
08-30-2006, 06:11 PM
hey Cpt. Morgan is your Black and Decker a Screw driver??? lol and theres this chick on myspace that plays shes pretty hot. she has a DM5 i think with Halo B and stuff.

Lopez17
08-30-2006, 06:16 PM
I know several female paintballers. Some are very good. "Hot" of course, is a relative term. ;)

Cpt. Morgan
08-30-2006, 06:19 PM
Its one of Tippmann's new guns... close!

Tweeters
08-30-2006, 06:29 PM
hi im a hot girl.

littleman44
08-30-2006, 06:36 PM
^^^^^ ru serious

..SilentAngel..
08-30-2006, 06:39 PM
^^^^^ ru serious


...

BunkerBoys
08-30-2006, 07:03 PM
i was wondering if anyone has ever seen a hot girl playing paintball?better yet is any1 on this website a hot girl? my numbers &*$-!@*$ ... jk ... anyways,,, i want to know if any1 has hot girls at there field cause at the fields i play at the pickings r slim ,,, o who am i kidding there r no pickings at my fields, theres never more than 5 chicks at my field and there all goth,no offense goths but goth girls kinda scare me, goth dudes r alright though. ok back 2 subject, tell us about any hot girls at your field.

Haven't you ever hear of Bea Young, Keely Watson, or (insert chick paintballer here because I forgot all of the others)?


As far as girls at my field, there have been some come time to time that I wouldn't mind being with. I have good tastes;) Whenever a girl comes by my local field, it's like a bunch of lions fighting for dominance. I know a friend whose girlfriend plays and some ladies come and watch at tournaments or something. Most of them are our friends sisters though.:|

hybrid-sniper
08-30-2006, 11:01 PM
There are/were i think 2 all girls teams playing tournies around ontario.
As for regular players, last big day i was at there were 1100 players in attendance. Maybe 50 girls out the bunch that i saw.

volcom0729
08-30-2006, 11:08 PM
^^^^^ ru serious

yeah tweeters is one hot piece.

PBmongoose
08-30-2006, 11:12 PM
you said "goth girls kinda scare me, goth dudes r alright though"

sounds like you like dudes to me

Ebonclaw
08-31-2006, 12:16 AM
Hi! I'm a hot paintballing girl and currently shoot a purple and black Angel. I'm a bit gothy, but trust me, I'm not scary, I just like my hair to match my gun. I'm 15 years old and measure 5' with blue eyes, and a very nice chest, though I won't disclose the measurements. PM me for more detailed info about my nubile little body.....

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 12:24 AM
Hi! I'm a hot paintballing girl and currently shoot a purple and black Angel. I'm a bit gothy, but trust me, I'm not scary, I just like my hair to match my gun. I'm 15 years old and measure 5' with blue eyes, and a very nice chest, though I won't disclose the measurements. PM me for more detailed info about my nubile little body.....

LOL

Ebonclaw
08-31-2006, 12:26 AM
What's so funny? A girl can't strut her stuff on an online forum every now and then? It's not my fault I'm a bit of an exhibitionist. I might send pics to this fellow if he's interested. Too bad you won't get any.

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 01:25 AM
its alright ebon, you have more angles than myspace.

Crede777
08-31-2006, 03:56 AM
I'm going to have to bookmark this thread. For some reason, I get the feeling that Ebon acting like a girl could come in use later...

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 05:10 AM
what are you talking about crede? ebon is a girl.havent you seen her myspace? its like a compilation of every single myspace angle.she obviously passed geometry.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 05:11 AM
owned

pbmike1888
08-31-2006, 05:22 AM
hahaha. the angles. a classic. ive seen one paintballing chick. she was cute, and she had just turned 16. unfortunatly for me my birthday (18) was in 2 days and i didnt have time to mak a move. other than that i havent seen any. does it count if half your friends play like 4th grade girls?

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 05:24 AM
hahaha. the angles. a classic. ive seen one paintballing chick. she was cute, and she had just turned 16. unfortunatly for me my birthday (18) was in 2 days and i didnt have time to mak a move. other than that i havent seen any. does it count if half your friends play like 4th grade girls?



haha.

hmmmm...i dont know. short white guys said "Have you seen any HOT chicks play..." So if you concidered your friends as hot 4th grade girls then i guess so;)

jk:P

LAMANTEthePBguy
08-31-2006, 05:42 AM
I'm going to have to bookmark this thread. For some reason, I get the feeling that Ebon acting like a girl could come in use later...I was surprised myself when Ebon actually came out about it. The secret has been kept in the mod forum for quite some time. We figured if the population knew, Ebon would be flooded with love letters and she wouldn't have time to do her modding duties. Ebon usually posts a pic thread once a month or so in the mod forum, and that usually keeps the mods in shape long enough to do thier duties. It's a perk to the job.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 05:48 AM
dirty mods lol jk

I have a strong feeling somene is gonna say something thatll get them banned lol

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 06:46 AM
I was about to I guess, but I restrained myself. This is a shocker to me. I would have never known neither would anyone else besides the mods had you not said it. I guess that's what you wanted though, or maybe not. Well, I think that officially makes you one of the smartest girl in paintball.

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 06:47 AM
I was about to I guess, but I restrained myself. This is a shocker to me. I would have never known neither would anyone else besides the mods had you not said it. I guess that's what you wanted though, or maybe not. Well, I think that officially makes you one of the smartest girl in paintball.

LOL bunker...

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 06:50 AM
haha yes this thread kinda provokes stuff like that its a banning waiting to happen lol

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 06:51 AM
I'm sooo confizzled now.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 07:00 AM
how?

U said u were gonna say somethin but u restrained urself. Volcom said Bunker...lol. Then i said its a banning waiting to happen.

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 07:00 AM
bunker all you need to do is keep thinking of what you were before.dont let other factors/posts make u confused :devil2:

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 07:02 AM
Don't make him feel bad now.:finger:

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 07:04 AM
Well, after I posted, Volcom did the LOL and I thought that it was a big joke and everyone was going along with it. I get it now, I'm good.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 07:05 AM
wow this has to be the most random thread ever.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 07:07 AM
Well, of course it is now. It wasn't off topic until Ebon posted, lol. That screwed everyone who didn't know up, even Crede.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 07:12 AM
haha

What next your gonna say Ebon is responcible for the Ozone layer disapperaing? Or how bout global warming? jk.

Fist short white guy asking if there are any hot girls on pbreview then Ebon admits shes a girl and Vocom and Crede are going all :love: over her and then ur getting confused and.....yeah. Wow this is really of topic lol.

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 07:13 AM
what ebon is a sexy mama.u should really see her myspace.i kno that some pics were taken down due to violation of hotness.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 07:16 AM
I was smuggled a pic of Ebon once... I could have gone to jail for those thoughts. I must say though she has a wonderful color match with her Angel and hair.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 07:16 AM
I wonder what Tom does with all those pics lol

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 07:32 AM
lol
im a hot girl
lol
no fight over me, not ebon
i think its hilarious when guys are like spzzing out over a girl online, let me find the quotes........

hi im a hot girl.

^^^^^ ru serious

lol dont drool too much
its like halo 2, if u play, you proably qualify, girl in game/lobby = freind request from every guy in there
my sister plays - i know how it works

but if a chick wants to strutt their stuff, or however they put it, then go 4 it
lol
edit thing-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
here guys im a hot myspace girl too
www.myspace.com/blackvans1234 (http://www.myspace.com/blackvans1234)
lol
IM THE HOTTEST GIRL ON PBREVIEW

Crede777
08-31-2006, 07:38 AM
what are you talking about crede? ebon is a girl.havent you seen her myspace? its like a compilation of every single myspace angle.she obviously passed geometry.

I knew that, I was referring to the fact that she doesn't like to act very girlish (for whatever reason). I can hold it against her.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 07:42 AM
blackmail:devil2:

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 07:46 AM
lol
im a hot girl
lol
no fight over me, not ebon
i think its hilarious when guys are like spzzing out over a girl online, let me find the quotes........





lol dont drool too much
its like halo 2, if u play, you proably qualify, girl in game/lobby = freind request from every guy in there
my sister plays - i know how it works

but if a chick wants to strutt their stuff, or however they put it, then go 4 it
lol
edit thing-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
here guys im a hot myspace girl too
www.myspace.com/blackvans1234 (http://www.myspace.com/blackvans1234)
lol
IM THE HOTTEST GIRL ON PBREVIEW

LOL nice default pic.

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 07:48 AM
YEAA U LIKE THAT
lol
i g2g work with my mom
ill be sending topless pics later
im a little flat
JKJK dont ban me anybody

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 07:49 AM
Ahahaaha. That made my day. OMG.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 07:51 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha omfg. TY i needed a good laugh lol

Hawkeye1050
08-31-2006, 08:00 AM
i just started reading this, and saw ebonclaw was a girl.............the ebonclaw that can literally fix any ion problem..............the many rants about people not following the rules.........is a girl?!?!?!?! Kudos to u ebon, i have never heard of a 15 year old girl that can tech markers. It just so happens that i am 14, cough ahem. LOL, JK, had to throw that in. wow, no offense, but i always assumed you to be a guy. Now, if only there were girls like you at my local field, other then the ones that go with their boy friends for the first time and just :censored: about how they are going to have to wear a dirty mask, hold a dirty tippmann, and pretty much run around in the dirty woods. i must say though, its a funny sight, and a funnier one when they see my ion at the chrono (i have a bad habit of showing off at the chrono with my ion).

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 08:16 AM
yea, how the heck do u become super moderator?
joined in 01
lol
ill put my money on that

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 08:18 AM
Why
do you
hit enter
every time you
go to type a sentence?

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 08:23 AM
Cuz
he
feels like
it
:D

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 08:25 AM
cuz when i turn my head i like to see a graph type looking thing
gotta problem wit it?

no actually its cuz i hate when i'm reading something and there is like some kid and he doesnt know how to use like punctuations and it gets very annoying to me, then he starts on a new topic and its the same big blob, gets very annoying, proably also has to do with the constant being on aim all the time and the hitting enter. this style of typing/convo is stupid - big blob ill call it, u can use it, i wont. the "enters" are when there's a break either in my thinking process or new subject, or a lol in refrence to what you've just read - if this was funny (what im typing) then i'd hit this oh so sweet enter, and then put a lol - which in computer terms stands for laugh out loud - modern day children know this

see, i bet you dreaded reading that, it was fun for me to type, cuz i was rambling on

but okay, next time ill

hit enter

TWICE :-D

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 08:28 AM
I don't have a problem with it. It's just rather "different." And no, I wasn't dreading reading that. Only things in that paragraph were punctuation,grammer,and spelling errors/typos.

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 08:31 AM
yes, i dont like seeing typos or incorrect grammar, sometimes there is a word that i cant spell, but most of the time, its fine
and we all hate the big blob
what does this have to do with girl paintballers again?

Tweeters
08-31-2006, 08:39 AM
im serious. look at my pic in the pic of members thread.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 08:39 AM
i dunno but half the stuff previously posted wasnt abot girlS at all. It was about Volcom and Crede hitting on Ebon lol

kjpmkjp
08-31-2006, 08:42 AM
Hybrid already mentioned it, but yes, there are a few all girls team's in Ontario, and I work with one of them. No comment on looks because her boyfriend is the General Manager of Badlands, and I like my job...

As for girls playing, I guess I must have been the only guy at the field not to follow around the girl/girls that came and played. Maybe because I have a girlfriend, or even when I didn't, I didn't want to make them feel uncomfortable. I'm hoping this thread will get better.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 08:44 AM
I was hitting on Ebon for a while once I got a real pic out of her; not one of the many pics of her brother she has been posting up. Though I had to stop because of the age difference but... I have a countdown to her eighteenth birthday. The best things in life are worth waitign for. ;)

Provided she doesn't post up anymore creepy pics of her brother.

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 08:44 AM
im serious. look at my pic in the pic of members thread.
where is it, ill post my AWSEOME myspace default pic on it
lolol
then never gat paintball advice again :-/

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 08:53 AM
no plz not that again lol

speedball man
08-31-2006, 09:16 AM
what ebon is a sexy mama.u should really see her myspace.i kno that some pics were taken down due to violation of hotness.


wats her space under

kjpmkjp
08-31-2006, 09:17 AM
We need links....:dodgy:

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 09:19 AM
I don't know if I should do this but... here's a pic of Ebon for real. Not one her creepy brother pics like I mentioned. I saved this one thankfully.
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n184/Tabris172015/dollface.jpg

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 09:21 AM
wats her space under

sry, its set to private.you need to be her friend in order to view.im in like zomg her top 8

I don't know if I should do this but... here's a pic of Ebon for real. Not one her creepy brother pics like I mentioned. I saved this one thankfully.
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n184/Tabris172015/dollface.jpg

thats not ebon tabby...thats my mom.where'd you get that from!?!

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 09:22 AM
Oh man.

speedball man
08-31-2006, 09:22 AM
one hot girl who plays at my feild when some one hands her a shocker a ion she is unstoppable

speedball man
08-31-2006, 09:24 AM
sry, its set to private.you need to be her friend in order to view.im in like zomg her top 8



thats not ebon tabby...thats my mom.where'd you get that from!?!


o dude put that away thats not happenin

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 09:25 AM
im blind..... am i even typing the right letters i cant see the keyboard.....

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 09:27 AM
ok joke is over...tab killed it :dodgy:

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 09:27 AM
Sorry Spec, I think Ebon is a fox. :D

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 09:28 AM
Sorry Spec, I think Ebon is a fox. :D

i second that.when she finally put me on the top 8, i threw a party in honor of her.i want that number 1 spot, but tab has been hogging it.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 09:28 AM
lol

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 09:36 AM
i think speak for everyone when i say..."id hit it" :dodgy:

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 09:38 AM
i think speak for everyone when i say..."id hit it" :dodgy:

Yeah, and go to jail. Just wait a few years when she's eighteen... mmmm.

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 09:49 AM
Yeah, and go to jail. Just wait a few years when she's eighteen... mmmm.

hey im still a minor so :P

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 09:52 AM
Fine... if you want B-cup Ebon. I'll wait for D-cup Ebon. :dodgy:

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 09:54 AM
ill have both.and you'll have none.i;ll just have to woo ebon a little earlier than nature intended to.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 09:55 AM
Fine... if you want B-cup Ebon. I'll wait for D-cup Ebon. :dodgy:

I might sig that.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 09:55 AM
Ebon will rip off your head and consume your soul as she sucks out your spinal fluid before she lets you off all people touch her. And you know this from dealing with her on the boards that she is completely capable of doing this too.

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 09:56 AM
pshh, i know women.

we will discuss this later as i must return to gamestop cause my newly bought game, some kid aparently got their hands on it before me and took the cd key and cd

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 09:57 AM
I'll keep Ebon warm for you. ;)

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 10:00 AM
Originally Posted by Tweeters
im serious. look at my pic in the pic of members thread.
I went through 40+pages and didn't find it.:(

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 10:32 AM
I went through 40+pages and didn't find it.:(

its there.you just gotta look harder.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 10:33 AM
yea i didnt find it either i dont want to waste another hour looking through 40 pages of pics


what page is it on or whats the link

nerdcore
08-31-2006, 10:34 AM
This thread made it to 5 pages AND mods have added to the mayhem?! Is it "Keep Ridiculous Threads Unlocked" Day?

:rolleyes:

I've seen quite a few girls play, and not just in private groups or "because my boyfriend wanted me to." There's a couple all- or mostly-girl teams around here. Bunker Babes, Grrl on Grrl, and this other team that plays pump exclusively (their team name eludes me at the moment). My girlfriend (well, fiancée) played once and she didn't hate it. I'm currently trying to recruit her daughter as my protégé.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 10:35 AM
Grrl on Grrl huh? I'd buy that for a dollar.

nerdcore
08-31-2006, 10:38 AM
Grrl on Grrl huh? I'd buy that for a dollar.I knew i should've stayed out of this thread.:dodgy:

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 10:39 AM
This thread made it to 5 pages AND mods have added to the mayhem?! Is it "Keep Ridiculous Threads Unlocked" Day?

:rolleyes:

I've seen quite a few girls play, and not just in private groups or "because my boyfriend wanted me to." There's a couple all- or mostly-girl teams around here. Bunker Babes, Grrl on Grrl, and this other team that plays pump exclusively (their team name eludes me at the moment). My girlfriend (well, fiancée) played once and she didn't hate it. I'm currently trying to recruit her daughter as my protégé.


Yep its like Mod Madness ova here:crazy:

We got Mods, Super Mods, Agents take your pick :cool:

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 10:41 AM
ive played with a few girl ballers at xball.they were decent.better than my expectations.tho, her doubling up aztec with me wasnt the best idea.

rcxpaintball
08-31-2006, 10:42 AM
At this point I feel I need to throw in a pointless link to add to the spam the never before seen sex video of Ebon!

Of course edited to suit the "G" rating of PBR!

Ebon Sex Tape (http://img513.imageshack.us/full.php?image=ilovehorses2nd.swf)

DJ Q-Ball
08-31-2006, 10:43 AM
I don't know if I should do this but... here's a pic of Ebon for real. Not one her creepy brother pics like I mentioned. I saved this one thankfully.
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n184/Tabris172015/dollface.jpg

Is she a superhero?!? I don't get it!

DJ Q-Ball
08-31-2006, 10:45 AM
hi im a hot girl.

I don't believe you... a pic would help!

rcxpaintball
08-31-2006, 10:46 AM
That made my day.

Yeah I'm bringing back old spam!

Its retrospamination!

And in the way of this thread I think our good friend Thor The Mighty has something to say....


BIBLE MAN!

http://www.mplionhearts.com/ebay/thorlogride.jpeg



Yeah I got my daily dose of spam, all is well...Sorry about that.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 10:46 AM
Is she a superhero?!? I don't get it!

If she was a superhero, I'd gladly let her put me in jail.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 10:49 AM
nice

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 10:49 AM
LOL ilovehorses ahahha.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 10:51 AM
At this point I feel I need to throw in a pointless link to add to the spam the never before seen sex video of Ebon!

Of course edited to suit the "G" rating of PBR!

Ebon Sex Tape (http://img513.imageshack.us/full.php?image=ilovehorses2nd.swf)


how did I know it was going to be something pointless like that LOL

I ♥ Horses lol

I Dare you to keep a straight face while watching that :laugh:

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 10:53 AM
I made a Thor face when I saw the horses thing.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 10:58 AM
wow this was started yesterday and already has more posts then all of the stickies combined lol

Shout out to SHort White Guy for Starting one of the most random but comically fun threads ever.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 11:02 AM
Hopefully it won't be closed soon because this is one of the best threads on pbr and it seems like everyone is contributing to it. Not to mention it is hilarious.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 11:07 AM
Seriously though, Ebon is such a hotty. This has been the bright spot in my day.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 11:08 AM
She is not a hotty. She is amazing and caused mayhem on pbr with her good looks.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 11:12 AM
Total hotty. End of discussion.

coolrazer
08-31-2006, 11:16 AM
Ehhh....not my type.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 11:17 AM
Just close your eyes Razer. Then she'll be your type.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 11:18 AM
Total hotty. End of discussion.

You are too old to say that. Leave it to Volcom and I. "Ebon is a total hotty. End of discussion."

rcxpaintball
08-31-2006, 11:21 AM
You are too old to say that. Leave it to Volcom and I. "Ebon is a total hotty. End of discussion."

And I can play the age trump card over all of you...

Yeah...anyhow I wonder what else shall come to this thread....

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 11:22 AM
Yeah...anyhow I wonder what else shall come to this thread....

Temp bans.... lot and lots of temp bans. :dodgy:

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 11:24 AM
And I can play the age trump card over all of you...

Yeah...anyhow I wonder what else shall come to this thread....

This thread shall have everlasting life! Vivas las CHICAS!

senghing27
08-31-2006, 11:49 AM
Lawls.... all this time Ebon was a gal?? This can't be... Noooooooooooo

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 11:51 AM
Ehhh....not my type.

heh right there with ya bro....unless your a girl to. hell with whats happend today i could be a girl no1 is safe lol

senghing27
08-31-2006, 11:55 AM
SO is this ebon or the other pic ebon?
Link to oldie thread.
http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77850

mugenXP
08-31-2006, 11:59 AM
never seen many hot girls who played pb, but when I do, they have rentals and were probably forced by their BF. lol

Elite virus
08-31-2006, 11:59 AM
The only girls ive seen were not so hot renters.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 12:00 PM
i dunno in that one EBon is actin like a guy and here IT'S a girl........confuzed

rcxpaintball
08-31-2006, 12:05 PM
i dunno in that one EBon is actin like a guy and here IT'S a girl........confuzed


You do know ebon has a wife right?

You know what that means....

tcphero
08-31-2006, 12:06 PM
my sister plays for an european team that plays in competitions shes is 21 and has a dm6 and an ego

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 12:09 PM
Hmmmmmm...... Very Confuzzled right now

OLD EBON:
http://www.pbreview.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20851&d=1028489061

NEW EBON:
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n184/Tabris172015/dollface.jpg


?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????

rcxpaintball
08-31-2006, 12:18 PM
Hmmmmmm...... Very Confuzzled right now

OLD EBON:
http://www.pbreview.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20851&d=1028489061

NEW EBON:
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n184/Tabris172015/dollface.jpg
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????

Behold the wonders of platic surgery.....


Actually I hate to say it, but I can honestly see the resemblance.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 12:21 PM
Behold the wonders of platic surgery.....

Are you trying to say Ebon is really Michael Jackson!!!! JK JK JK

I see no resemblance (xept the Being goth part) other than that......nope

kjpmkjp
08-31-2006, 12:23 PM
This thread is a good laugh.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 12:26 PM
hellz ya

lol

BEST THREAD ON PBR

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 12:29 PM
That was a creepy pic of Ebons brother that Tabby was talking about. Get it? Ebon is not a guy.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 12:31 PM
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i didnt know if that was Ebon or a pic of someone else.


haha Ebons bro looks like Neo from the Matrix

Ebonclaw
08-31-2006, 01:04 PM
Wow......this got out of handa bit quickly didn't it? And my PM box got rather....um....full all of a sudden....
I would post the contents, but this is a G-rated forum after all.

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 01:08 PM
rofl tons of laughs and gullible ppl.

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 01:13 PM
lol

still confused plz enlighten me sum1

Ebonclaw
08-31-2006, 01:17 PM
i just started reading this, and saw ebonclaw was a girl.............the ebonclaw that can literally fix any ion problem..............the many rants about people not following the rules.........is a girl?!?!?!?! Kudos to u ebon, i have never heard of a 15 year old girl that can tech markers. It just so happens that i am 14, cough ahem. LOL, JK, had to throw that in. wow, no offense, but i always assumed you to be a guy. Now, if only there were girls like you at my local field, other then the ones that go with their boy friends for the first time and just :censored: about how they are going to have to wear a dirty mask, hold a dirty tippmann, and pretty much run around in the dirty woods. i must say though, its a funny sight, and a funnier one when they see my ion at the chrono (i have a bad habit of showing off at the chrono with my ion).


Awww.. you sound like such a sweetie. I don't mind getting down and dirty with the guys, in fact, I rather enjoy it. It's almost a turn on sometimes.
I have a bad habit of showing off at the chrono too, but it was with two guns that had nothing to do with paintball at a tourny when I had had a bit too much smuggled beer. Embarrassing moment. I'm sure there's some pics running around.

volcom0729
08-31-2006, 01:19 PM
man this keeps getting better and better

Crede777
08-31-2006, 01:20 PM
Awww.. you sound like such a sweetie. I don't mind getting down and dirty with the guys, in fact, I rather enjoy it.
Sigged under the fear of a ban...

equipmentcounts
08-31-2006, 01:37 PM
You are forgetting about tweeters, She sent me a pic of her with a bag over her face , it was pretty sexy

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 01:43 PM
I have never seen a thread as good as this. It's full of shocking and funny comments. Hell Crede, I'll sig that.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 02:00 PM
I was cruising my hard drive and I found another pic of Ebon that she sent me. The sultry little vixen. Of course this is without her goth gear on. ;)
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n184/Tabris172015/curlyhair.jpg

Ebonclaw
08-31-2006, 02:01 PM
Oh god, that's a terrible pic. You can't even see my cleavage! I can't believe you kept that one.

4THDEGREE
08-31-2006, 02:05 PM
Alright now..... Let us try and keep this thread to headshots. after all this is a paintball forum;)

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 02:05 PM
:tup:

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 02:11 PM
Some cleavage? Sure thing sweet cheeks. I can't believe I still have these, I was sure I trashed them. Do you still have that weave though?
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n184/Tabris172015/tree.jpg

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 02:13 PM
Tabby is by far one of the best member for keeping those pictures.


I don't know if this allowed, but it must be posted. This is for you Tabs. I think that I speak for almost all of pbr when I say:
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-29848.jpg

4THDEGREE
08-31-2006, 02:13 PM
Hey!!!!!! Cut that out!

rcxpaintball
08-31-2006, 02:17 PM
Oh god...next thing you know ebon is going to go back into her webcam exabisionist phase...

hours upon hours of members were spent watching the webcam back in its last phase.

4THDEGREE
08-31-2006, 02:25 PM
Don't we get to have any secrets, Rsex? It was bad enough with you leaking info in your "bleaching" thread! NOw everyone will know that Ebon was the other person in your vids.....

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 02:39 PM
Bleaching? Did I miss something with that one?

4THDEGREE
08-31-2006, 02:50 PM
Obviously.....

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 02:51 PM
lol

i think its hilarious when guys are like spzzing out over a girl online

RESTATED RESTATED
haha im a funny guy

i think it gets more comical when the girl eggs em on
haha

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 02:53 PM
Ownage filled me in about this bleaching thing. Interesting... to say the least.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 02:56 PM
RESTATED RESTATED
haha im a funny guy

i think it gets more comical when the girl eggs em on
haha

:eyes:

EDIT: Now I sadly know about the bleach....

OWNAGE
08-31-2006, 03:01 PM
Ownage filled me in about this bleaching thing. Interesting... to say the least.
If you want, I can give you pictures also.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 03:02 PM
If you want, I can give you pictures also.

Can't you just google it?

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 03:06 PM
:eyes:

EDIT: Now I sadly know about the bleach....
what does me saying what i said have to do with bleach?

OWNAGE
08-31-2006, 03:07 PM
Can't you just google it?
When you have been bleached, it is much easier to take pictures based on what he wanted to see.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 03:10 PM
what does me saying what i said have to do with bleach?

No, that was a seperate statement.

When you have been bleached, it is much easier to take pictures based on what he wanted to see.

Oh I see.

short white guy
08-31-2006, 03:26 PM
i only read the first like dozen posts is ebon really a girl?

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 03:27 PM
I suggest you read them all and don't double post. Reading all of the posts is more than worth it.

wise690
08-31-2006, 04:08 PM
Fine... if you want B-cup Ebon. I'll wait for D-cup Ebon. :dodgy:

:eyes:............................................ ...............:laugh:

Jaster
08-31-2006, 04:18 PM
Hi! I'm a hot paintballing girl and currently shoot a purple and black Angel. I'm a bit gothy, but trust me, I'm not scary, I just like my hair to match my gun. I'm 15 years old and measure 5' with blue eyes, and a very nice chest, though I won't disclose the measurements. PM me for more detailed info about my nubile little body.....


will you marry me!!! :love:

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 04:21 PM
I think most of us were thinking that Jaster :nod:

hybrid-sniper
08-31-2006, 04:37 PM
I'd totally hit ebon.
Maybe twice.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 04:41 PM
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/i-47955.jpg

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 04:50 PM
:eyes::dodgy::laugh:

This is freain chaotic. And we even have Mods and Super Mods adding to the mayhem. And then Shrot Whiite Guy comes in and doesnt even know whats been going on since he started the thread. And Bunkers posting all theese "I'd Hit It" pics like theres no tommorow . This is like PBR Faceful lol.

You are forgetting about tweeters, She sent me a pic of her with a bag over her face , it was pretty sexy

Honestly Equip i doubt many people caare at this point. I do though lol.

and i thought today was going to be boring.....ya right

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 04:58 PM
Only three times Bunker? I'd break me off a piece of that every free moment I had.

gage713
08-31-2006, 05:06 PM
all i can say about this thread is wow.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 05:08 PM
The one is for Hybrid:
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/i-48117.jpg

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 05:09 PM
this is very G rated
LOL

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 05:10 PM
G rated my ***

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 05:12 PM
We're pg-13 at the most right now and people are keeping themselves very well restrained on the topic of PBR's own hotty.

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 05:13 PM
Amen brotha

Kung_fu_hippe
08-31-2006, 05:26 PM
Not yet. My friend is commited to trying paintball. She's really hot.

Tabris17
08-31-2006, 05:28 PM
When she's on the field... pics or I call shens. Until then... Ebon is the heart throb of PBR. :love:

rcxpaintball
08-31-2006, 05:30 PM
Don't we get to have any secrets, Rsex? It was bad enough with you leaking info in your "bleaching" thread! NOw everyone will know that Ebon was the other person in your vids.....

http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31569

Theres the secrets exposed!

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 05:30 PM
LOL Tweeters has been like completely disowned lol

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 05:31 PM
I still think that Ebon would be pbr's heart throb instead of your friend Kung fu. Or maybe we can have a mud wrestling match between the two?

SpecOpsBalla
08-31-2006, 05:34 PM
gettin closer to R rated lol

go go go :D

Rich e b
08-31-2006, 05:39 PM
One of many things Lopez stated in a another thread....
Infractions are retarded, why are you harassing us about things we were allowed to do before?

This is a bit of a fallacy as members weren't allowed to break the rules before, but some violations may have slipped through the cracks. Just because you might have gotten away with something in the past is no guarantee that you will in the future. If you break the rules expect an infraction. We are trying to keep this site to a G, or at the very worst PG rating. We have kids, families and affiliates visiting here regularly and negative behaviors detract from the site.

read the underlined bold print please

BunkerBoys
08-31-2006, 05:41 PM
When Tab first told me about bleaching after I asked him, I never expected him to tell me that it was when porn stars used bleach to change the color of their anus from brown to a pinkish/red color....

SHUT UP RICH. He's an agent. I'm sure he knows the rules.

Omniscient
08-31-2006, 05:41 PM
i'm so lost. didn't ebon pull a knife on some black dude??

i'm gonna be the only mature gentleman and say

MAD PROPS TO THE CHICK-BALLER!!! THERE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOU.
then every pbing adventure wouldn't be a sausage-fest.

^^assuming you are actually a girl :suspicious:

Ebonclaw
08-31-2006, 05:42 PM
Well, it got to PG-13. Lasted longer than I expected though. Oh well, if no one wants to see any more pics of me, then I guess the thread has to go down, as per request.


*OKay, anyway, I was impressed that most of us were able to have a good time without going overbaord. However, I'm confused as to what the members want. I try to do something fun with a thread that was otherwise doomed from the start, and everything is going pretty well. But then we get a nice little accusation of being too loose. But everyone says the infraction system is us being nazi's. So i go and try to have a little fun with the members and I get called out on that. So...what do you guys want? A nazi mod? I've said it before and I'll say it again. I still regard myself as a member. I still firmly believe that it's ok to cut up in class once in a while so to speak and have fun. That's what we're all here for, right? I'm not saying that I would let a thread go this way all the time, but I figure once in a while it can't hurt to have some fun, as long as it's within containable boundaries. I figured I had ought to close this anyway as things were gravitating towards worse things, and I have kept a watchful eye on this thread since last night, but I let us have some fun and now it's done. It's over. Back to the infraction system that you all evidently don't want. It's because we can't have some fun for more than 24 hours before it degenerates into me having to close it that we have an infraction system.
No one participating in this thread will be warned/infractionized by me, member or otherwise, but I advise you all that when given a little bit of freedom to have fun, don't take it and abuse it. I think I made my point now.