Gun Nicknames

[SEPHIROTH_086]

Do you guys have any nicknames for your guns? I named mine Psycho Cocker 2k

[carrim]

Mine is called Shadowrath.

[SpYdER DudE]

haha thats funny

never heard of naming your guns before...but if i named mine, it owuld probably be..... " if your a hot girl blow me now"

[UTLadiesMan]

I named mine "My big phat cocker." That way, if I'm talking in public about paintball, girls will be attracted to me.

"Yeah, I don't know what I was doing with my big phat cocker today. I didn't think I was short stroking her, but damn, I was busting balls constantly. Man, what a mess."

[cardbordwarrior]

ray charles

[coolcockerguy]

my baby, my precious, or anything I think up at that moment... but I am working on a more permenant name :crazy:

[PMI_Guy]

Bessie :D

[P.A.]

my bushie is named bam bam

[Magnus55]

"NartaniN" Don't ask, it's symbolic and special to just me. :)

[freaky_guy]

d a m n why dont you work

thats what i call my tippmann

[Omega6_Virus]

Mine's name is Meth.

[TPaintball]

Simon..

[Paint Bulley]

nicknames change dependin on if I win or not :)

either

arachnophobia (sp?)

or

you little piece of **** I'll teah you to break down on me it's your fault I lost *** wipe :)

[PooGas]

Originally posted by UTLadiesMan
I named mine "My big phat cocker." That way, if I'm talking in public about paintball, girls will be attracted to me.

"Yeah, I don't know what I was doing with my big phat cocker today. I didn't think I was short stroking her, but damn, I was busting balls constantly. Man, what a mess."

Lol thats hilarious, i would probobly try and use that at my school talkin with friends if they didn't think i went insane :)

[PBfreak01]

My precioussss (read the Hobbit or LOTR)

[FrOnTMaN]

Originally posted by UTLadiesMan
I named mine "My big phat cocker." That way, if I'm talking in public about paintball, girls will be attracted to me.

"Yeah, I don't know what I was doing with my big phat cocker today. I didn't think I was short stroking her, but damn, I was busting balls constantly. Man, what a mess."


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[CoolPiranhaGuy]

OL Blinky because when there lookin down the barrel as i bunker um they all blink like crazy

[i like tictacs]

lol @ UT

[FinnMcKool]

Yeah thats golden UT. I've gotta start calling mine that as well.

[blinkpk11]

sunrise

[WVprankster]

I call mine Ginger....because it snaps!

no, it's really an inside joke with a girl friend of mine

[UTLadiesMan]

Why does everyone want to steal my cocker's name? I've been using that since I got it. :P

(side note: it has yet to get any of the fairer sex to think or even wonder if I was truly well endowed.... :( Even though I am ;) )

[FinnMcKool]

lol ok i won't take it then.

[NSUCK]

when i upgrade mine if its ugly ill call it troll...

or somthing scary/cool sounding... maybe a metallica song...

harvester of sarrow sounds cool

[mork321]

I like to call my Compact 2k "My Semi Auto Love Machine"

[FrOnTMaN]

i dont name my marker, i only name the markers of otheres. my b*tches:P

[Havoc45]

Exodus... Its your way out :devil:

[SniperFox]

"the murderdeathhellbringer of doom"

[Bodyguard]

I call mine "Bruiser" because thats what its for, to go out and bruise some ***** on the field.

:agree::agree::agree::agree::agree:

[mikek2111987]

i want one, but i cant think of one....:confused:

[DasBaldDog]

"Hrunting" is the name of my 99 S/F Shocker

If you care to remember, "Hrunting" is the name of Beowulf's ancient sword.

[WillyC2106]

Handgela . Get Handgela.:eek:

[2k1AngelShooter]

Well heres a few, Scotties Flame cocker (kapp) flamer,the worlds nicest POS (when it's not working), flaming cocker, ect, Kirks: Leakmaster 2k (impulse), mr. I can't live with anything on it for 3 days or more. Mine: the shocker, brick,tank, butch, bbw, big bertha, SH (inside joke) and my Fly, well I only refer to it as my other baby, or when my gf isn't around, my favorite baby!!!

JK, my gf is my favorite baby, if someone caught me being intimate with a paintball gun....well that would be interesting.

[spazdr]

I call my tippmann 98 "my gun" or "paintball gun" or "tippmann 98 custom" or just "tippmann" or "98" or "98 custom". Or sometimes I call it "my tippmann model 98 with a 7in. drop forward and a lapco barrel so it does't look like a big long stick and it shoots straight gun".

[dropkick]

I named my old LED "Grendel". My new Dark I have yet to name.

[Havoc45]

lol what you named yuour gun "Grundel" ?:laugh:

[MeGotzGriffin]

I call my Griffin Baby...and my Hammer Boom Boom becuase of the obvious noise a pump makes

[DasBaldDog]

I'm thinking of naming my Eclipse Shocker "Whosa Jigga What"

[VertigoTech]

I call my decked 98C "98XC" cause Ive got so much homedone experimental crap done to it, the gun shouldn't really be considered a Tippmann anymore... Does anybody know how to mill gun bodies??? I wanna mill the chamber out on it....get rid of some blowback....

[dropkick]

Originally posted by Havoc45
lol what you named yuour gun "Grundel" ?:laugh:

Yeah...Grundel...:rolleyes:

Since it's impossible to hear someone wrong on the internet, I'm just going to assume you are an illiterate. Stupid f**k.

Grendel was the monster in the story/poem Beo'wulf who slaughtered soldiers while they slept. I saw someone named their marker after Beo'wulf's sword, so I figured I'd post it.

[Havoc45]

Lol, I was only kidding. Get mad about it

[2k1AngelShooter]

Originally posted by VertigoTech
I call my decked 98C "98XC" cause Ive got so much homedone experimental crap done to it, the gun shouldn't really be considered a Tippmann anymore....

Opps, glad you explained that. I guess it's the Vovlo in me but I though when I first saw XC you meant crosscountry.

[VertigoTech]

Hehehe....now to buy me an Autococker...

[Robotic-Penguin]

Mr. Bojangles

[Splash]

i call mine beast cause well it is,,, been through hell and back, made steven tyler jelious

[kingtime69]

mine is called the angle killer

[SniperFox]

do you mean angel killer?!?

[2k1AngelShooter]

LOL

[TEAM_SMURF GREG]

my tippmann M98C is called sarge

[MCC]

i call my 4.0 excaliber