Revenge Stories

[Paintsmoke]

I have one, but id love to hear yours! Post all the revenge stories you have! Tell us how you shot that ****er down when he shot you twelve times!

My story is simple. Some fool surrendered (spelling sucks and im too lazy to check) to me. He gets up, puts his hands in the air and walks away.I turn around and the ***** shoots me in the back of the head. This prompts not just me, but my entire team (who happen to be watching....) to put up our markers and shoot that whore down until we see tears....

mean and evil, just the way revenge should be.

[infil]

Thats what bunkering is for. Bunker him, he's out w/o question.
Infil

[Paintsmoke]

bump

[Paintsmoke]

Cmon, someones gotta have one

[green_kat]

all right.

we were playing speed ball, the teams were a bit unfair. we took everyone out wihtout a casualty.

last guy got shot, then refused to leave. instead he opened fire on us.

then we surrounded him, pinned him in a corner.
and unloaded on that poor sap.

rough quote " everone surround this kid, don't stop shooting"

i know that will surface as a quote somewhere and i'll look evil


:goody:

[Paintsmoke]

New story.

I was running the tape during a game today. When i went for a bunker behind the enemy i got lit up by a kid.fine, okay, nbd. happens all the time. So i shout out, turn on my safety and plug my barrel then start to walk out with my hands in the air. (Kinda hard not to tell im out) then this kid shoots me again, and again, and again. By now ive caought about 14 from this one kid. The ref at this point walks over to him and ejects him from this game and the next. Two games later the same kid runs to the same damn bunker. This time i know what im doing.

Since im a noob i go pretty slow. I pretty much do snap shots and advancements until im right next to the kid. Hes exchanging fire with another guy in my team.

This is probably going too far.

I take out a allen, crank up my velocity, then aim right at the kids *** from 7 feet :drop: away. I unload. After some fair amount of screaming :yell: he leaves, and i think hes not gonna be sitting down for about a week.

[Paintsmoke]

in case for the safety consious, the fps was max 320

[PMI_Guy]

Originally posted by green_kat

rough quote " everone surround this kid, don't stop shooting"

i know that will surface as a quote somewhere and i'll look evil

:goody:

LOL!
it is gunna surface in my sig :D

[Paintsmoke]

Out of the thousands of users here, there are only three revenge stories? 2 of which are mine? i find that hard to believe

[AK47]

This is a simple story, I guy shot me 6 times when only one was nessasary so the next game I got him, he was walking off and I shot another few rounds to even the score. Funny thing is he didn't know who it was! Taught him a lesson... maybe not. he didn't know who it was. But he got nicly welted.:laugh:

[AK47]

Thats the type of stuff that makes kids shoot up schools. If i ever find you, I'll teach you what its like to be tormented.:pissed: :laugh:

[green_kat]

Originally posted by PMI_Guy


LOL!
it is gunna surface in my sig :D

damnit i knew it!

o well. another semi-vengeful story

got shot while reffing, sure it happens but i wasn't one errent ball, it was a freaking hail.

ordered everybody off the field, then ordered them back on.
like 5 people left during my pregame breifing cause their goggles were so fogged.

not too great but atleast it won't get quoted

[PMI_Guy]

fear my l33t sig!! MUHAHAH!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[jaronervin]

I got one that just happened today. I bunkered this kid, but he shot me in the hand from 7 ft.! The next game (woodsball), I snuck into their base, and the kid came back and started talking to me! He said "Don't shoot guys, its just me." Then, he took off his goggles! I waited until he was close enough, and popped out of the brush I was behind. He tried to shoot me, and I said "you better put your goggles on before you shoot that thing!" He put the goggles on, and started to run away. I popped a 30 yd. shot, and hit him square in the back! I'll be talking about that shot for a while!

[jaronervin]

I have another one from today, too, actually. Another kid put 3 shots into my arm during a speedball game. Thats no big deal, but it gave me something to strive for. In the same speedball game as above, me and that kid were in a firefight behind 2 trees. His was a split tree. I started throwing paint at it, to keep him back. Then, as he was looking around one side of a trunk, I unloaded about 20 shots in between the two trunks, with most of them hitting the same spot. He asked why I didn't ask him to surrender. I don't know if I should have, but he was shooting back, so I decided not to waste the time!

[Friday]

30 yards? He must have been a really fast runner to run 90 feet. :laugh: I'm not making fun of you or anything, I just find the distance you said he ran funny :)

It's cool that you made him put on his goggles on before you shot him hehe.

[jaronervin]

I'm sorry...he didn't get to me, he spotted that it wasn't a teammate at about 20 yds. I couldn't get him any closer.

[Henry_the_Lion5]

1--Well. This one time this guy was totaly cocky, He had borrowed an angle from a friend and was thinking it would make him top dog. and I told him That its the guy behind the gun that counts and well he did not listen. ( read sig at bottom) anyway. Well he got me the first game after that though every time we ran into each other he lost...

2--This guy had been wiping his shots off and well it was really pissing me off; So what I did is bought a Squad Buster from the shop at the feild and to make sure it would work before I threw it at him I spit on the ends of the tube, That making it VERY SINSITIVE!!! Anyway, He was in the perfect possistion, It was a game were you had to raid this fort and he ran under my window... So what I did was take that grenade and droped it on him, The ends where the paint comes out hit first spraying him all over; As it fell I Yelled "WIPE THIS OFF!" It was totaly to obvious to wipe and well he was eliminated lagitamently.

[Paintsmoke]

This didnt happen to me, but it happened to a teammate.

We had a 5v5 going on, and we were in a TINY field. It was like it was fuggin raining paintballs. within the first 10 seconds of the game 4 people were out, 1 of which was from my team. A member of the other team ran up behind a bunker and started blind shooting. he shot one of my pals point blank, in the neck. He got pretty pissed. He had been using my PMI, letting me try out the 2k2 angel he has. He asked for it back for the next game.

The whistle blows and he runs right past the 50 and bunkers the entire opposing team, except he leaves the last guy (the one who shot him) hiding behind a bunker. He motions my team to surround the thing. He gets a angle and shoots, so the kid runs out. My entire team pretty much unloads on him. After that, he didnt blind shoot anymore... :laugh:

BTW, moderater, could you perhaps make this a sticky? thanks...

[mork321]

So Henry_the_Lion, did he really borrow an Angle...IT's ANGEL BUDDY!

[green_kat]

i got another.

not quite a revenge story but..

i was playing at an indoor field on a thursday, there were 6 of us and 1 ref, then another guy came out with a fully decked out cocker and leveled it at my friends nuts.

wow! you shoulda heard the scream. then he fired air, my buddy jumped a couple feet, then my friend chased after the guy with his loaded rental tippmann.

[timmy215]

I didnt do this but one of my friends did (has a short temper, very short) He was at a sanerio game and when he was moving up he was shot in the back a few times. 10 feet back about 3 or 4 newbs were there on his team. He said stop ****in shotin at me im on your ****in team *****. Well they didnt. He came out painted. He was hit a total of about 15 times, a few in the nuts. But guess who came out with him. The newbs. After he was hit and the finaly stoped shotting him he walked up to them and capped all of them from under a foot away about 3 times each. Taught them a lesson. He had to sit out of the game for almost an hour but it was well worth it.

[Crime Dog]

Originally posted by CoolPiranhaGuy
Ok i got a few revenge stories.
All on the kid that calls himself Tippeman Man. Hes such an idiot he cant even spell tippman. Anyway back ta the point. HES KINDA A FRIEND OF MIND AN HE JUST STARTED PLAYIN LAST MONDAY. IT WAS 2 ON 2 AN I GOT HIT OUT EARLY WHEN I BUNKERED A KID. THEN I RAN RAN UP SHOT HIM IN THE BACK 7 TIMES POINT BLACK. ANOTHER TIME I WAS ON THE OTHER TEAM AN WAS REALLY BORED SO WHEN HE GOT OUT I UNLOADED 100 SHOTS ON HIM. AN THE 3RD TIME I WAS MAD CAUSE HE SURRENED AN LEFT ME 2 PLAY AGAINST THE 3 BEST GUYS. AND I WON BUT I WAS STILL MAD. SO SINCE HE IS A STUPID NEWB AND DOESNT NO ANYTHING ABOUT PBALL I WALKED UP TO HIM WHEN WE WERE IN MY GARAGE AN BUT MY GUN TO HIS NECK AN SHOT CO2 AT HIM HE WAS SO SCARED I CHASED HIM AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SHOOTING CO2 AT HIM HE WAS SO SCARED. GOD HES AN IDIOT AN I LOVE TORMENTING HIM. BECAUSE HE ALWAYS COPIES ME HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A TIPPMAN HES GOT A BE SAMURI AN HES SAYIN HES GONNA GET THE SAME GUN AS ME HES A *AY *SS WHO COPIES EVERTHING I DO

First of all, it's against the rules to use all caps like that. *rubs his eyes* Not to mention its just plain annoying.

Secondly, it's people like you that give paintball a bad name. Do you think you're cool because of what you did? Dude, putting a paintball gun at someone's neck is just downright stupid. And most of the users here will attest to the fact, I don't call things "stupid" very often. But THAT...THAT was stupid. If you get mad that easy, you need to learn to control your anger. Take an anger management course or something before you touch your paintball gun again.

[infil]

I got one that just happened today. I bunkered this kid, but he shot me in the hand from 7 ft.!

If you bunkered him, what are you complaining about? Bunkering usually takes place in distances measured in inches, not feet....

[jaronervin]

No, I was going to, but I never said anything.

[Paintsmoke]

This one is cool.

I got whacked, yet again. Ok, no problem. then one of my teammates (who says he hates me) unloads on me while im walking back. "Whoops, thought you were on the other team" thats all he said.

Next game we are doing a playoff for the player organized tourney (little thing, like 4 teams of 4 just fooling around) and i knew we were gonna lose, it was down to him and me. Right when he was getting up from a shot i unloaded on his ***.
"Whoops, did you put that 'Shoot me sign on your back?" :D

[ThaFiend]

Ag! another revenge story thread!!!!! can't you people scroll down for 2 seconds and use the old one?!..... anyway, yeah I've got a million......

A few months ago, I believe it was on thanksgiving weekend, to be exact, I was playing at my local field... It was recball and I (as uaual) was the last man left on my team, but most of the opfor was remaining..... so they all came up and bunkered me at one time.... I had like 20 welts the next day.... oh yeah but the revenge part, they were all standing in a group about 5 mins later, so i took two nades and threw them at the suckers.... I know it was an immature thing to do and I was taking the game too seriously and all that BS, but dude.... when 6 people intentionally bunker (is there such a thing as an un-intentional bunker?) you at one time not only shooting once but numerous times each, it hurts more than anything and pisses the crap out of me. Plus that ain't cool.... Most of thepeople on my team were gonna get in a fist fight over it with the MFers over it.

[the other one]

ok, heres my thoughts on two earlier posts. one: thanks, i was wondering how to get those squadbusters to work better, cause the ones ive been around were unreliable. two: yes, it is possible to unintentionally bunker someone. i walked right up on a guy from behind ( i love my flanking trails at my field) and all of a sudden he moved, and i saw him but he was looking the other way. i was 10 feet ffrom the guy! ( oh yeah, if you think ten feet is far away, take a tape measure out with a freind and see if you want to get shot from that distance.) you can guess that i bunkered him.

anyway, to my revenge story.
i was in a good spot, keeping my eye on two guys coming just into range. one goes down the hillside and into a nice clearing.
i unload.
THEY ALL MISS!!!!!!!!!!!! by about a foot to an inch of him. i swear, he had some kind of force field around him! anyway, he gets to a bunker out of reasonable range, so i look for the other guy who's still where they were. then with one shot, i get hit by the guy who moved. i was ok with that, i figured he was really skilled. but after the game, he told me that the shot was a blind one, and it curved around bushes and trees and branches to hit me! i got mad and gave him a nice head shot the next game.

[monkey]

well i was at my field so the guys were playing so the game stoped so i could get in a bunker so then i get in good the game begins again then some spoiled newbie comes behind me with his shutte with an elcd and hits me like 2 inches away from the back NOT XAGERERATING so i grab his gun a take his barrel of and break it over my knee then i took his revvy and threw it to the ground and crushed it with my foot. :pissed:

[plainball]

Monkey that is the best revenge story I have ever heard . That was great but what did the kid do when you did this to his marker LOL .:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Crime Dog]

That's gotta ben the WORST revenge story I've ever heard. You thought that was FUNNY? Dude needs to learn to control his anger. Getting shot at close range does NOT give you the right to destroy someone else's property like that. You sound like a spoiled little person yourself. Take the shot like a man, and refuse to play with him again. Destroying things is NOT the way to handle a bad situation. All that shows is you have absolutely no control over yourself.

Ya both need to learn somethin'. :finger:

[plainball]

Ok Crimedog it probably wasen't even real !!! :) Just settle down its not that big of a deal .:P :P

[cocker kid 2k2]

dude no way ur breakin any barrel over ur knee that aint made of plastic

[Junior6909]

Originally posted by CoolPiranhaGuy

All on the kid that calls himself Tippeman Man. Hes such an idiot he cant even spell tippman.
He might not be able to spell tippmann but you can' either. It's tippmann.

Ok now for my story.

I was playing outlaw ball at my friends house in his woods. It was just me vs my friend. I sneak behind him and start running at him to shoot (he didn't see me yet). When I get close I start to shoot. First ball, breaks and then the others start to curve and fly all over the place. Well he was below me cuz he was hiding on a hill and he shoot and the balls hit me in the neck and they hit my mouth under the mask because he was firing up. Ok so next game I was kinda mad. I get within 15ft of him and he starts to unload. He wastes his whole hopper on the tree I was behind. I figure out he is out of paint cuz of the way his gun sounds. So i run up and fire like 10 shots at him. All the shots hit his mask and his mask is covered with paint. So basically he can't see and he gets up and trips over a big log and walks into a bunch of trees it was so funny.:laugh: :laugh:

[cris8762]

Originally posted by green_kat
then we surrounded him, pinned him in a corner.
and unloaded on that poor sap.

rough quote " everone surround this kid, don't stop shooting"

i know that will surface as a quote somewhere and i'll look evil


:goody:
hahah...u're soo mean cat.....haha:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[monkey]

well after i did that i droped his marker and i ran!!! actually it was plastic it was on of those system x barrels

[cris8762]

monkey..man..you should have your marker taken away from you and never be allowed to play paintball ever again.....that kind of atttitude towards getting shot!..man....earn some self control and dont play paintball EVER again until you get control of your temper

[monkey]

dude i dont wanna start a flame but the kid shot me from 2 inches away it left a bleeding welt. i know i shouldnt of broken his stuff but when that happend to me i dont realy think

[cris8762]

just learn some control!!!! god....breaking a person's personal property is not necessary...besides..it's just a welt......god..it's no like he shot u in the eye or nutz.......learn to control ur temper or dont play!:pissed:

[monkey]

mind you it was a BLEEDING welt and it was on the spine. and i usually do have self control except for that one time.

[Super 3]

In the staging area before a game my friend was on the other team and he turned my powerfeed plug to the off position while i wasn't looking needless to say my marker wasn't shooting very well. So i snuck a quarter in his hopper and then heard him complaining later how he had to shake his gun to shoot and how it stopped firing while playing speedball and he got lit up bc of it.

[infil]

Dont play tourney ball if thats how you react. Familiar with the term Bunkered? You react like that, you'll become very familiar with the term Bonus Balls.

[sniper846]

The other day me and a group of friends played a game in the woods behind my friends house. There was eight including me. One persons gun didn't work so he was the ref. We did a four vs. three game, I was on the four person team after the first minute I was the only one left and a felt a ball hit my head so I called paintcheck and the ref comes up says no hit and runs off the feild. In the meantime everyone else onthe other team lit my *** up then he yells out just kidding.:pissed: I ran upto him and got him in the back 7 times. I hope I gave him some welts. :D

[wgpfreakjr]

if monkey did that to my gun i swear you would leave in an ambulence

[sMeG!^!hEaD]

I was looking at some movies on the web and i found one about paintballing so i checked it out and i watch it.

This guy he was behind the bunker he looked out and the guy saw a guy running so he shot at him and he got him but he never stopped shooting so the guy who got shot ran at the guy and the refs had to tackle him so he wouldnt kill the guy.:laugh: So then the guy was:pissed: you know what i mean

[sMeG!^!hEaD]

boy that would hurt if you got shot in the you know where:eek: and then comesthe:pissed: and i say a guy who did get shot there

[Blazestorm]

I went to the store
I bought the Revenge v2
I played at splat attack
I went home

oh wait, you meant revenge as in evil ways of getting back at people for the tiny insignifigant things they accidently do to harm your ego. Not that pretty marker made by Splat attack.

[tourny_wannabe]

Originally posted by infil
Dont play tourney ball if thats how you react. Familiar with the term Bunkered? You react like that, you'll become very familiar with the term Bonus Balls.

lol bonus bballs,........ahhhhhh the joys of pbreview

[bad bill gates]

i was playing in the woods. i run behind my team mate into a garage........then all of the sudden i heard.....JONATHAN I FOUND HIM!!!.....
NEXT THING I KNOW THE BASTA#D RUNS RIGHT INFRONT OF ME AND SHOOTS ME IN THE SIDE.
so i decided to get him later.....
later..he was playing a one on one game right in front of me...
then i said YOU DARE ME.....H^LL YES.
HE WAS BENDING OVER TO TRY TO STAY SMALL THEN BAM......
I SHOT HIM IN THE *****.. 5 FEET AWAY.
HE STARTS YELLING BLAH BLAH BLAH.
HA HA HA.

[paint pb balla]

coolpiranhaguy ur an a** hole why would u do that i think there is something wrong with ur brain im serious ur a *** how could u do that i feel sorry for the kid u were chasing i hope 1 day he beats the crap out of u man u nust be the big man on campus now how smart is that putting a barrel to someones head man u need some serious help try counceling

[Twitch]

The refs at the indoor at me field have started carrying PGP's -- If you shoot a ref - you get tagged & your out.

Refs carry those dye shields too :-D

[Twitch]

Originally posted by Super 3
In the staging area before a game my friend was on the other team and he turned my powerfeed plug to the off position while i wasn't looking needless to say my marker wasn't shooting very well. So i snuck a quarter in his hopper and then heard him complaining later how he had to shake his gun to shoot and how it stopped firing while playing speedball and he got lit up bc of it.

Now that's a good revenge story! Nice harmless pranks. That's what I like to hear - rather than "This guy bunkered me so I found out where he lived & killed his dog!"

[bubabootie]

im gonna have to go with revenge at close range is not a good idea. I liked the squad buster story, that was really good. The shooting the kid with the air and chasing his friend around the house, that was not cool. where we play, we realize **** happens, and if you get shot in a bad spot from close by, its called paintball, it happens. However if you're shot multiple times, usually the person who shot you becomes marked, and it met in kind :)

[Twitch]

I have a new "Revenge" story. There are certain players who play too agressively - that play to hurt people because they think its part of the game. This weekend I saw one of those players on the field - playing way to agressively - wiping paint. Shot several players from 5 feet away when they were walking off the field, and bunkering little kids.

Yup your basic all around *******. So I went after him. Joined the next game he was playing - made sure I was on the opposite team - off the break he went to my far left - I followed - taking a bunker 1/2 up my half of the field. Kept an eye on him exchanged a few shots, but mostly worked the angles concentrating on the other players at my right.

He moved up a bunker - I let him move - he moved to the bunker right in front of mine - I watched him. He then dissappeared from sight and I knew that this was the time to move - I ran back & took the bunker behind me - I got to a kneeling position behind the bunker just as he came around the left side of the bunker I was just at.

It was great, he jumped over the side all gun - ho, the look of confusion as he stared w/ hi gun pointed at the empty bunker was priceless. I rather enjoyed his startled cry as I stitched him from head to toe - shot him about 20 times. I did stop shooting when he called himself out, but not until.

If a normal player - a nice player - did the same thing I would normally pop 3 rounds at him & tuck back in. I do not bunker children - I give people the chance to surrender when I bunker them.

[the_big_wazzoo]

heh, well this could be considered a revenge story....

i was playin at my local field, the game was speedball. it was about a 4 on 4 i think. so im moving up the field, then i hear 1x! 2x, 3X! (which is our teams code for "we're out") and i basically crapeed my pants. so anyways i get to teh tape untouched..... silence. it was eerie, so i backed off my bunker about 5 feet. (for vision purposes) there was silence for liek 5 minutes.. and i was bored. so i decided to pop my head up and down alot. as i was doing this i was getting rained on from differetn positions. then all of teh sudden THWACK! right in teh throat... i held my gun up and tried to yell "im out" but it came out like "ah-ck, ou-ck.."so i took a few shots to the body and everyoen knew i was out.
i found out who had shot me on teh throat and wanted to at least get him out once that day... so the scenario happened again- except he was teh loen ranger. i snuck up to bunker him- i run to his side... he doesnt see me i yell surren--BANG! i accidentally pulled the trigger and it hit him square in teh neck from 10 feet away- then i heard "ah-ck, ou-ck" and i just fell down laughing..........

[Goose]

as read in my friendly fire thread, there was a guy who shot me 6 times on my team :pissed: and after the nest couple of games he was running his mouth about how he hadnt been shot all day,the next game he was pinned down by like 2 people and couldnt get a shot off and started screaming "help. help, get me some cover down here", i was in a perfet position to cover them, but i was well camoed, and i just said to myself "f*** him, he shot me 6 times", and watched him get eliminated, as the other guys who niled him got cockey and moved foward, i got one of them and then i guy with a cocker moved in my elimination and got him......not that i mind that.