Coolest thing youve ever seen/done.

[PMI_Guy]

we have a creek in the middle of my back yard, and my friend and i are playing. now, this is about a 4 FT creek, and it has a bridge over it. we were both on diffrent sides of the creek, so my friend tries to get across it. matrix style, water splased up around him and the bridge got coated! i got him about 5 times. :D ;) lets just say hes not very fast......

[Paintsmoke]

matrix style? there were a lot of moves in that flick, which one? (aka, neo on the roof, trin in the apartment, neo/trin in lobby)

[AK47]

Yeah, there are to many matrix styles to choose from, got to be specific.:confused:

[PMI_Guy]

lobby shooting spree :D

[Paintsmoke]

ahh, cool.

BTW, hows the halo hopper PMI? im looking around....

[PMI_Guy]

:eyes: umm......i dont really have a halo on a tiger shark........

EDIT: i dont have a tiger shark either.

[Bunker_King]

The funniest thing I ever saw was when I went with my friends church group to a private speedball field to play for the day. My friend and I were the only experienced players, but they thought they could take us because they had twice as many players. They were wrong. In this particular game it was 4 vs. 7. My friend Mark and I and two other newbs. A minute or two into the game my friend Mark ran out of air and paint and the other two newbs guns went down. I was the only one w/ a working marker and as I wittled their team down to one player we set up a plan. Under some good cover fire from me, my friend Mark ran up to this kid and yelled "SURRENDER OR DIE". So, the kid put his hands up and just surrendered to a guy with NO AIR OR PAINT. Typical newbie.

[FinnMcKool]

Brass Eagle Tigershark
Freak Barrel
114/5000 PSI PURE ENERGY tank quadrupled regulated
HALO Hopper
Custom Milling
Mouse Click Trigger Pull.
Warp Feed
E-Lcd

That doesn't make sense anyway you can't mill plastic.

[AK47]

Why would you use expensive upgrades such as a hpa tank on a B.E gun?

[Paintsmoke]

he doesnt have a BE gun, its a joke. look at the bottom of his post. "And a dark angel for backup" he doesnt use a shark

[PMI_Guy]

finally some one who has a sence of humor!! :D

[Wintermute]

It'd be fun to make one like that, though. :D The trouble would be figuring out a way to anodize it.

[PMI_Guy]

im hurt.:bawling: no one likes my thread.

[kra_z_fool]

I was playing in the woods,and I thought that I had found a magical piece of gum, but it was only a regular piece of gum.

[Crime Dog]

Yeah. Whatever.

I was watching a speedball game one day, and the front center guy was pushing to get the flag. His gun jammed. He threw it behind him, stood up while his team covered, and did a somersault OVER his bunker, and rolled right up to the bunker that had the flag. The other team never saw him do it. Those of us on the sidelines just went wild. That move took guts! I was impressed. It was awesome to see someone not give up, and just go for it even though they're gun went down...

[UEWdrazgon]

1 - once my friend and i rush into a house when we were looking through a window when i heard "freeze!!!!!" and my friend just put his hands up and the guy count to 5 for him to give up while still advancing toward him but he didn't see me because of a doorway , so i back into the corner and aim . then he walk through the door with the gun on one hand . then he saw something flash in the corner , he turn and splat . One shot , gogged , get the hell out !!!!! .:P :D

2 - we were playing defend the bunker ( one team in the big base and the other try to infiltrate and get the flag ) so we went by a secret way that only me and my friend know so they didn't expect it . we advance like swat or rainbow six style with 4 people and eliminate the whole team one by one of like 13 by loosing only 2 players in ours . we didn't even bother to get the flag . at the end we eliminate them in only 5 min and their was so many of us in the base we almost shot each other cuz we rush so fast that we don't know who is who . we were on fire !! :pissed: :D

3 - me and my friends we were 5 advance to bunker some snipers one behind another when a guy froze 4 of us through a window we just put our hands up then i saw that one of my friend was at last so the guy didn't see him . so i said " Mike shoot him " so my friend just snap by the window and with one shot gogged the guy from like 2 feet :D

[brad85]

ive seen someone climb up on top of a silo and shoot down at people. And at a feild at a freinds house there are these bunkers that have little holes in them that i did not even think a paint ball could go thru but when i shot at one to show a team mate where someone was hiding it went thru a hole and hit the guy in the mask.

[Mr. E]

One time when I went to the field, there were about 20+ newbies there (******s). I was with 2 of my friends (2 of them sucked, but they had spyders and the newbies had rental pumps.) A guy I know who has a dark angel was there too. WE took on all of them vs. us in a defend the castle scenario (we were defending) I was useless because I broke a ball and I left my squeegee inside so I basically just ambushed people as they tried to sneak in. Stupid newbies that they were they ALWAYS had something sticking out. If only my barrel hadn't been full of paint I could've got so many of them.
We lost, but just barely. (3 of them left)

Not necessarily the coolest thing, but it was a lot of fun :D


Oh yeah, one more thing. One time I was playing at an indoor airball field with a snake. Well, I took the snake off the break and proceeded to eliminate 5 out of the 6 on their team (one was gone before I got there). :)

[MikedaPber]

I would have to say a one-one-one game i played with this newb at my church. He was behind one of those big wooden spools with the hole down the middle. He pops his head up a few times and i always put it back down. Anyway, then i see balls flying out from the spool. He stuck his barrel through the hole down the center and started shooting! I took like 3 trys, but i was able to shoot a ball through the hole and it his his barrel! We were playing that if it hits your gun, your still in. So he kept firing, but there was so much paint in his barrel (from the shot) it was swerving everywhere (what do expect from a genisis). So anyway, i run to a tree next to him. He turns the spool sideways for cover... but to do so he put down his gun. He goes to grab it, and he notices that the trigger gaurd got caught on a big stick/twig sticking out of the ground! he tries to pull it, but it keeps getting caught. So finally, he reaches his arm out past the cover of the bunker to pull it up... and i hit his hand.

Not that impressive, but i thought it was funny.;)

[MikedaPber]

Oh, and i have to post this... one of the coolest bunker shots i got off of pbn.

[PMI_Guy]

that has to be fake, no one can jump that high, thats like 5 feet!!:eek: :eyes: :drop:

[MikedaPber]

Maybe he got a boost from something thats behind the drum, that we cant see... but yeah, i kind of had a slight suspision it was set-up.

[Freak 5150]

I was playing with our church, and my dad was on the other team. I see him and he sees me at the same time. We both shot at the same time, and my dad ducked. I was still up and watching and I saw the two balls we shot collide in mid air! It was so cool! It was a big green and pink ball of spray in the middle of the field.

One of the funniest things I ever saw was when This new player stayed in the same spot while his team advanced on us. He wasn't paying attention i guess because his team got in a big clump behind this tractor and he shot every single one of them in the back. It was great!:laugh:

[Zombie472]

I can see how you can think that pic is a fake, but i have seen moves like that before. I got bunkered like that! i was hinding behind my field's center bunker, and this one kid ran and literally used the 2x4 studs on his side of the bunker like a ladder, flew over me ans bunkered me. The guy in the pic could have ran and jumped off the drum, or something like that to make that move. that's my opinion on it.

lates:crazy:

[Furious pb]

Sweet picture man,

Alright, here's my thing. I was wearing my knee-pads as always, and when I was one of two players left. I make a run for a central bunker, It's not but two feet high. I slide into a bunker while shooting at this guy in the next bunker. Well it was good in theory, but I slid about 5 feet out the other side. I here balls whizzin overhead, so I figure I'm out for sure. The shots were my teamates' flyin overhead and goggin the guy. Everyone said it looked so sweet, cuz he was shootin and I slid right under.

[SgtRauksauff]

I was using a rented ACI F4 Illustrator.

we were in an outdoor woods field playing CTF with about 14 v 14. Im moving side to side, taking a few people out here and there, and look over to the sidelines to see about 13 of my teammates on the other side of the tape.

It turns out that there were about 6 people of theirs left, that didnt know where i was. But i knew that 2 of them were flanking me on my left, so i stayed along my sideline and belly crawled sidways about 60 feet back. They came out charging to bunker me where i was, and I got them both in the back. Then i ran to the other side of the field, to displace. A chick was running across to match my movement, but waaaay far away. i dropped to one knee, and popped of 2 shots, and hit her with the second. (or she was tired and wanted out, i couldn't tell)

some firefighting ensued, and i used up my last 100 round tube (i only had 2 with me, and a full hopper).

IMMEDIATELY after i got the cap back on my hopper, they tried rushing me, and i got one, made the other duck, and i charged him and got about 30 feet closer, and a little to the side. He pops out the far side of his bunker, and i ran by on the other side and marked him from about 20 feet away.

so then its just 1 on 1, but i realize that i only have what sounds like 3 paintballs left. and i wasnt sure how many on the other team were left. so i crawl really slow to the middle of the field where the flag usually is, because its a hollow bunker on one side, but nobody was in there. then the guy started firing at me from a bunker off to my right. I hit the dirt, and hid behind a sapling and 4 blades of grass, and shot one of my balls at him. down to 2 balls left.

he popped up again, and i ducked him with my last 2 balls, and sprinted at him.

From the sidelines, they said he was sitting w/ his back against the bunker, twisting side to side to figure out what side i was coming from (he could hear me running)

I just dove over the top, and stuck my empty barrel in his face, and yelled for him to SURRENDER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

he did.

i look over, and there were about 50 people watching from the sidelines, all cheering and laughing.

I was SO amped on adrenaline, that my knees were shaking, my arms were shaking, i was shaking all over...what a rush. That is the single most intense elation I have ever felt paintballing. Especially when that group started cheering me. heck, my hearts even pumping just remembering that day.

DOWN WITH THE SNOW! I want to Paintball NOW!!!

[Slug]

just a thought but if the guy in the pic made a vetical jump look where he will come down. OUCH:idea: :wave: :cry: :bawling: :boring:

[PMI_Guy]

mods, could this be a sticky? PLEASEEEE?

[PMI_Guy]

up

[Impy4335]

guy on the other team do a dive over a porta patti bunker laid on its side. Almost shot him, but when he jumped, I thought "hes going to like, break his neck" and its not polite so shoot at someone who it going to break his neck, so I stopped. Also, I shot his teammate on teh break, just shot up at a slight angle, hit the guy on the head, it was sweet. Also, once my friend was salking by some bushes, and a guy on the other side, just fired on accident, didn't know he was there, and shot my teammate!! it stunk, was funny to see the look on his face when we told him that he shothim, he didn't know it till we told him

[Raptomatic]

In a small sweaty indoor field with too much cover for its own good I found myself the last on my team with the other team just plain anhialating us. Some guy with a tippmann 98 and army fatigues was leading a charge to come and get me. He must have not been paying attention when I moved up from my cover to some closer to him and waited. The idiot and two other guys ran right by me and I opened fire with my raptor. The beast did not let me down.

I hit mr. Tippmann in the side of the neck, some guy wearing a transparent pancho in the ***, and the other guy in the lower back. Then I popped up and started firing at the people coming from behind the netting. A little late on their double envelope, and I managed to hit one guy and the other guy was hiding. I go back down to duck, they have 2 guys on the other team with one of them hiding right in front of me. "I wonder where the other guy is?"

I wondered too soon. From about 3 feet away the ******* shot me in the back. It left a really dark black bruise, but I felt good that I had taken out most of their team myself. As for the guy with the tippmann? The very next game it screwed up on him and wouldn't shoot faster than 80 fps. But hey, what can you do?

[cris8762]

hey...no flaming tippmanns.....i had/have (i'm selling it) a older tippman model 98 with flatline, exp. chamber, and a drop forward on/off cradle.......and it never failed me until last weekend....the last day i was to use it.......the velocity spring got too weak so i couldnt shoot over 200........but the guy at the field said that was common with older tippmanns because the are a b**** to take apart......but i still think it was mad at me because i'm gettin my impy soon :crazy: :blah: :laugh: :D

[ScottyPBmasta]

Ok you had to watch this to beleive it. Happend at WAP during a rec game. Me and my teamates were watching the guys playing and lemmie tell u ...the teams were STACKED...about 20 on 20...was freakin incredible for a lego field. BUT ANYWAYS were watching and about halfway through the game people start to get eliminated...maybe about 5 or 6 each team. People are standing up with there guns up and walking off the field disgusted, with big paint marks on them. One guy ( hes about on the 50 ) gets up and starts to walk off field shaking his head.....but he doesnt head directly off the field. He walks to the 20 on the other teams side...heading to the back...All the sudden he raises his marker and starts pelting people on the other team! He never raised his marker like he got hit, never plugged his gun or called himself out! He tagged about 8 or 9 people before someone noticed what was going on and tagged him! It was the most incredible thing i have EVER SEEN! This guy and his victims walked off the field, leaving maybe 4 people left on the opposing team, an easy victory for the almost full other team. Kudos to you man, who ever you are. ( btw...this guy was a little kids dad, in a green sweat shirt and an almost stock automag...the move was just incredible. )

[monkey]

1. well one time me and my team were playing in a house scenario so me and the rest of my team stormed into a house like a swat team and looked in the rooms near then i hear " i found the rubber ducky and we all rushed in the room and we see a kid with his duck anodized angel huddled in a corner and we all souround him and and ask him what his team's plan so he tells us i tell my team not to shoot him because we would need him after, after we had shot everyone in that team until it was the rubber ducky and some kid we havent found so we sent the rubber ducky to find his team mate and sent one of our men to follow him so he wouldnt try anything funny. so then we found the kid in a room with his tooken apart spyder with parts scatterd all over the place and we just started laughing our a**'s off after we pelted both of them.

[medude]

I was playing at a field with woods and some sheads in it. I had a tricked out 98.Anyways i was behind this building not knowing where anyone was at.This newb at the building below mine gun uncocked and he didn't know how to cock it.So i was about to go down their to fix it when this other newb with a 98 came around the corner and yelled "SURENDER!".So he surenders and a gogged the guy who said surender.It was funny. :laugh:

[ThaFiend]

coolest thing I've ever seen was when I was playing this huge scenario game and me and two teammates were crossing a large open field and 4 enemies in guillies (sp) jump out and we couldn't tell they were there AT ALL until they got up, then they lit my friends up and trapped my behind a tree.....

Coolest thing I've ever done was in the same part of that game, when I was trapped behind that tree.... they were liting up the sides of the trees while they advanced to bunker me, but I climbed up onto the branches and when they came around to get me I just threw a nade down there then grabbed my marker and lit em up, they had no idea what hit them... the funniest part was right when they went to the back of the tree, they had the body language (I couldn't see their faces) like they were stunned because I wasn't there, then they look up right whent he nade is in mid air and then their heads moved all the way to the ground watching it fall........ it was so hilarious. They had to go all the way to the end of the 75 acre rance to wash off with a hose :laugh:

[ThaFiend]

one of the funniest things I have seen was at the Jungle (if you're from northern cali then you've probably been to that rip off), when "Magic Carpet Bob", the once world champion paintballer or some lame title like that was playing in one of the games... he got marked by a n00b, and I swear I saw him wipe! So the newbie runs up to him at the end of teh game and says something like "dude I could have sworn I hit you!" and Bob says "You missed me by only a few inches"........ ST00PID BOB!

[ipoppedtimmy]

We were playing outlawball a while ago and it was flag in the middle. Well one crazy ausie left his gun in th bunker the flag was in when the game started. Well someone yells go and like five seconds later i see him flying over the bunker( a very thick log) and lands in the bunker. All the while four of us are ripping our guns the whole time and yet every ball just seemed to miss him by inches. That was luck if i've ever seen it.

[AvalonGT]

One time I was palying with my friend and he had a 98c hes was kinda new to the sport and it was his first time playing. We started out into the field and it was going good but the when his tank was very low his tippmann started to go full auto:eek: He wasnt even holding the trigger and it was still shooting like mad. maybe like up to 15bps I didnt know what the hell happend the tank final ran down after shoot like 150 balls in like 10 secs. I wanna Tippmann...

[STO kid]

I was playing a mounds game and this kid jumped over the bunker and got like 8 feet of air. he shot the kid on the other side of the mound. it was sweet:drop: :drop:

[PMI_Guy]

these are great stories. and the 40th post

[The Saiyan]

i was playing woods ball and it was like 2 on 3 at the time one guy on the other team took the other 2 on my team out then i went for cover. i stated to shoot and they had ran 2 a diff postion so i fire 1 shoot ( so i tough) at them but my maker double feeds and i hit both of them at the same time weirdist thing that ever happen to me in paint ball

[FinnMcKool]

The other day I was playing at an indoor field and it was very cold and slippery. One of the gys ran and slid and took me out while sliding it was pretty cool.

[Super 3]

I was reffing a big game at my field and two guys one with an autococker and one with a mag had this guy pinned behind some barrels and a satelite dish. The autococker kept him pinned down while the mag runs up the dish jumps off and nails the guy in the top of the head. To the guys credit he took out the autococker before the mag got him.

[Colin]

The coolest thing I've ever done in paintball is take out 10 people in one game that lasted 5 minutes. I made one surrender, shot one, and then gunned down 8 people who were bunched together about 3 seconds after eliminating the first two. All with a rental Prolite.

[Colin]

Another time I took out 9 people in Center Flag with a rental Prolite. I only had to shoot three of them...the other six surrendered. Not big on details but trust me, I was a hero for both of these games and I got my picture put up on the wall of fame at that arena. I was playing against tournament teams, too. They had great guns and I was sitting there with **** paint and a beat up Prolite with gas problems and I eliminated their whole team both times.

[Colin]

lol, one of the funny things I do is "death before dishonor". If anybody ever comes up on me and tells me to surrender, I shoot myself in the mouth piece or chest before they can finish the job. I've only had to do this twice in my three years of experience.

[Crash Danger]

Originally posted by Colin
lol, one of the funny things I do is "death before dishonor". If anybody ever comes up on me and tells me to surrender, I shoot myself in the mouth piece or chest before they can finish the job. I've only had to do this twice in my three years of experience.

LOL. I've never heard of suicide in paintball before :D

[PBKID14]

One time my team, along with a couple other tourney members were at a local field practicing when we decided to accept a newbie challenge of 12 kids at a birthday party (for the little kids). Well, Me, and 3 others on my team accepted the challenge. At the begining of the game, when iam used to constantly yelling out positions (iam a back playa) All of the new kids just stayed in the back behind one bunker, therefore making me useless. Recalling an article I read a few months back in a paintball magazine I got an idea to chunk a dirt clod in thier bunker, while calling out "GRENADE" about 6 of the newbs came running out, while someone on my team capped them one by one. when the other six of em surrendered! Some kids just need to think in perspective.

[Colin]

Good idea!

[Jerkthecocker]

Man today me and a bunch of friends were playing down in a wash near some sewer ponds. we had 6 people on our team and the other team had seven. the area we play in is a road running down the desert along a line of bushes and trees. so we were defending this time. 3 of my team went along a perpendicular road to let us other 3 the ambushers know when they were coming. well they wernt very bright. our diversion force opened fire on them and they hit the berm on the road with there backs to us. we heard them coming along the road and let them get just about to us when we opened fire. we painted 3 of their backs blue and green and slipped back into the trees. they didn't even know what hit them, in fact on of the eliminated players thought his own team did it and turned his marker on a non eliminated player on his team, and gogged him giving us another eliminaton mindless to say that ambush was really cool! :laugh:

[pyropig]

One time about a year ago i was playing a 2vs.1 game where i had my tippy with a J&J ceramic and the two guys on the other team wher useing a blade and a compact 2k or a stingray i cant really remember but anyway i was in a bunker shooting the kid with the blade and i fired one down the barrel of his gun:eek:, we could tell because i was the only one shooting orange fill paint. he was pretty pissed mainly because i broke his gun the paintball snapped some spring or something in the back of the gun i don't know how but it happened.

[Downdog]

the sickest thing i have ever done was my friend was hiding behind a horse barn that was rotten and i could see him moving though the cracks so i shot at the board and it broke though and nailed him in the head and he came up screaming and yelling saying how the **** did you do that.:cool:

[anchorite]

the coolest thing I have ever seen done:

setting: Pan am affiliate tournament, our second game of the day. Hyperball field. us against the Dynamite Bush Apes (any of you who read APG may remember them from an article about a year ago).

I play right tape, but this game I played left anchor. why, you may ask? our left anchor was shooting hot prior to the game. he couldnt get his cocker below 300, so the ref told him he could go into the game, but without his marker. so we gave him the job of flag runner.

Off break... Our original flag runner got pulled because he left the box early. so by the time we got to our primary bunkers, it was essentially 3 on 5.... because one of our players didnt have a marker...(some of you may know him... he posts here... clockworkmiller).

anyways... I was laying paint down for my left tape player this game... I saw an opponent run to the snake on the left tape. I called this out. Immediatly, my tape player ran from his bunker, jumped over the snake, bunkered the hell of the dba player, jumped back over the snake, and grabbed the flag.
that was cool.
it was this guys first tournament, second game. probably pulled the best bunker/flag grab combo I have ever seen.

the game ended pretty badly though. it was one on one at the end. our one player didnt have his marker. so.... he made a break for the hang... but no luck.

going from a 3 on 5 to a one on one was pretty cool, though.

[anchorite]

the coolest thing I have ever done was me and my dad playing two members of Phoenix Heat 1 Am (the top rated pan am amature team, for the past few years).

anyways... my dad got eliminated off break, I broke all the way to the 50 spool on the right tape no problem.
as soon as I realized my dad was eliminated, I saw this guy start to move around on the left tape. I knew I was screwed, so I just made a mad dash swinging back around my side of the field all the way to the to the middle. He didnt see me run. I continued right around to the other side of the bunker he was in, stopped, put three balls onto his back, swung back around to get behind a bunker. (I was wide open this whole time. the other player missed. but then that other guy shot me, but I still bunkered one of the best pan am amature players out there.

[Pyro720]

The coolest thing ive ever seen some1 do is actully shoot some one else with a blade from 30 ft:laugh: .J/K{no offense to any be users}. I cant think right now>>> :crazy: :dunce: :crazy:

[Impy4335]

One game I was out of air, so I just went around and bunkered EVERYBODY on the other team. One player filed a complaint w/the owner, cause another teammate shot him when I was bunkereinghim, not know ing he was out. The owner told me not to play tournament style. I told him I was COMPLETELYout of air, and shooting yellow paint, not pink, which was what the guy had on his pants. I am not going back to that field, stupid owner gets too mad

[-=ReD-hAzE=-]

quite a while ago... during a 3 person ffa... i was waiting behind a bunker cuz i knew the guy was headed strait for me... somehow... he did a lara croft/matrix/flip/jump/dive/summersalt/spin/light me up in one move thing... really weird... it was like... wow... i didn't even know someone could do that... it was pretty damn cool...

[PMI_Guy]

stickiness maybe?
*twilight zone music* :eyes:

[Prophecy]

1. i was playn on a hyperball field and i slid in to a bunker. and i was going 1 on 1 with this guy in a stand up bunker in front of me. i was in a y bunker. so iam snapshooting. tryn to get him while hes popin shoots at me. when i see his hopper sticking out. i pop out the side and shoot about 3 times. and his hopper flys of his gun and the lid on it breaks off and all the paint goes flyn.

2. i played a wood field and i ran and slid in to a bunker to the left of me while shooting at a guy in a spool bunker on the hill. and by chance i hit him in the face. while i was sliding in to the bunker.

[Blackfire]

1.) My third time playing. I have a tigershark and some crappy *** paint. Me an two other beginners are going up against two army dudes with crazily accurate pumps. Sadly my gun is th besy on my team. We try to draw the guys into an ambush but they're far too intelligent for our simplistic tactics and give my freinds a nice paint job. I'm freakin out, I'm behind some supremely inadquate cover and their slowly making their way towwards me. I make a dash for it and find some good cover, a thick tree with some piles of branches and brush makineg an L shape around it. One of them starts lighting up my cover while the other attemps to get around me. I see him, however and a few spherical liquid filled objects traveling at high speeds solve one of my problems for me. Now however, the other guy is right on the other side of the tree. I get lucky and gog i'm before he does the same to me. The best part is when I walk out and my freinds say "so, you got shot finally" Shake my head, "out of ammo?" Nope "CO2?" Nope "Holy, SH**, we won!" Now I admit that this wasn't all that spectacular, but I thought it was pretty awesome for being a noob and all.

2.) about a year later. Now I have a Stingray (big improvement, lol) with a self-done porting job (whoop de do. Actually though, the only thing you can hear when my gun shoots it my bolt clicking forward, though it shoots fine, its really weird.) Anyways, we're in a forest, 2 against 2, all duragos and stingrays. There is a treefort built between 3 trees and about 5-6 feet off the ground that the other team decides to start in. We make our way pretty close to the fort, about 30 feet away, maybe a little more, but the cover we have is the last there is until a ways beyond the treefort, and we're getting nowhere, trading useless shots, hoping for a lucky one. Then my freind tells me to go run up under the fort and shoot them when their guns pop out. At first I'm like "hell no, you go and I'll watch you're sorry ***** get shot and laugh all the way, they have a perfect shot at anyone running up there." But after a while there's still nothing happening and I decide to do it. I tell my teammate to cover me and he starts popping off rounds into the fort to keep them down while I run as quietly as I can underneath it. I get under it and can't tell if they know I'm there or not. Their not giving me anything to shoot at and so i sit under ther for about 6 mins trying not to make noise while my teammate and them battle it out. I finally see a crack where two board meet and stick my barrel in it and yell ffor them to surrender, since its poit blank range. No response. I shoot a foot i can see but he doesn't feel it. I shoot someones shoulder and they feel that and start shooting back. We're playing 2 shot kill however so I run around to another crack and shoot through there without looking. Turns out I shoot 'im right in the arse while he has hi legs up. He gets up cursing and shouting and I can't stop laughing. Funniest thing ever. Long story for a short ending I know, but its late and I'm tired and its all your ffault somehow anyway.

[Magpi]

ok i heard of this second hand so bear with me. I was playing today at randolph paintball. We're playing a two hit elimination round, wipe the first round and continue on. Anyway theres this really good guy there and he and my friend are putting some serious fire down on someone. My teammate, the good guy, yells "thats two your out!" the guy in the bunker replies that it is his first hit. The good guy simply says to himself "ok". He takes aim and shoots once and hits the kid a third time. He quickly states "Thats your third, now you0r really out." Maybe not as funny or as cool as some of these but...

[MADmidget]

this isnt really the coolest thing i have ever done, but i couldnt find anywhere else to post my short little story.

I live in a small city with backyards filled with trees and swamps. I also have a small dog who happens to be the dumbest dog on the face of this planet. She also happens to get loose quite often. Well a couple of days ago, my dog got loose for the seconde time this week. Whenever she does get loose, she is impossible to get back, she refuses to come when she is called. Anywho, my mom was pissed because she had to bring my brother to some baseball game. So she said, and this is a direct quote, "Tyler, go get your paint gun, you are going to hunt that damn dog down and hit her in the a**!!" I wasnt really up for the idea, but when a mother tells you to do something, you do it. So off i went into the swamps with a hopper of slamballs, my impy, and CO2. After trecking around the woods for a while, i found her sniffing some old rabbit carcasses. (spl) So i shouldered my marker, took aim from about 50 feet, and nailed her twice in the shoulder jus above her front foot. :D She sat down in the mud, looked up at me and started whining. I went, picked her up in one hand, and my marker in the other, and walked the half mile or so home to kennel my prize.

Kinda felt sorry for her at the moment, but i highly dout she will ever do anything like that again. I was also instructed by my mom to specifically shoot her, so any of you readers cant b*tch at me for shooting an animal. I the end, she really did desirve it, once you think about it, she is a little cockerspaniel/puddle mix, and is hyper as a mouse on speed.

[MADmidget]

and to add to that last post by me, i got posion ivy up both my legs up to the knees! :pissed: but thats alright, i got my calimine lotion at hand at all times. ;)

[Spencer16896]

One time, I was at SC Village paintball park, I was playing in this place called Laos and there is this underground bamboo trail in it. Me and my brother snuck through it and came out right by the enemy. My brother shot on player right in the side of the head. I ran ahead and almost got caught. I than walked calmly over to the enemy, one by one, and made 4 guys surrender by whispering into their ears and pointing my marker into their backs. Of course we ended up in a fire fight when they reliezed that 4 players were walking out. But it was great.

And my brother won the game for us by bunkering 3 guys in a fox hole. It was awesome. One of my best games of all time.

[teamblackout]

A few weeks ago, after a tournement, we were playing a few games of rec ball. The teams were something like 9 vs. 9. About 5 minutes into to the second game....there was only 3 people on each team left... and the 3 people on one side was the team that placed third in the tournament that had taken place earlier that day. So anyways, the shooting stopped for a few seconds and everything got quiet, until someone fired a single shot. This kid hit the ground rollng and screaming that someone on his own team had hit him in the back of the head. Everyone was saying it wasnt them but everyone knew how did it. It was sooooo funny, i guess you had to be there :(

[Peanut]

well this isnt somethin i actually saw or did, but it was a story a guy at the paintball place told me. one day i was at my local paintball place and me and my bro were the only people there. so the employees played against us. well lets see i have about 2 months of paintball experiance, and the guys that worked there had 6 years. anyway, the guy at the store said some 30 navy guys came in once. it turns out, the 3 employees beat them all :) i thot that was funny and they said they werent kiddin lol.

[luxykin007]

Craziest thing ever for me was when we were playing for my friend's B-day and me and one other guy were left. We ended up facing off right infront of the windows where everyone eliminated watches from (and all the spectatiors) anyway, this guy jumps out at me and i start shooting so he runs and does a barrel roll while shooting at me so i step to the side and put like 3 into him while he's in mid air then he starts to get up so i give him 3 more. it was awesome because everyone was cheering and such.. the glory days

[Patster]

Coolest thing? How bout this? (Attached File)


Id have to say me and a friend were the last people on our team. It was like 2 vs 6 and we knew we were toast, so we said, wtf why not have fun? We found a guy all alone and just charged. Paint wizzing by our heads while we ran at him! He taged me in the arm and chest and my friend in the leg, but it was a hell of alot of fun. :eyes: :eek:

[cris8762]

too bad that photo is fake.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Peanut]

once i was in a game and it was my team that kinda sucked, couple a newbs. the other team had some good players, but again, lots of newbs. anyway, it was centerflag push. there is a helicopter, and two cars for bases. i had the chopper and the middle car is where the flag was and the other team had the farthest car. right next to the flag is this rectangle box no more than 3 feet high and 5 feet wide, so i went and hid inside and.(it had holes to shoot out of). suddenly i found myself surrouned by players, but the cool part is there was only one newb next to the flag that i could see. i held that person down, then i just took the flag and started sprinting. i heard many shouts and curse words, and saw craploads of paint flyin by me. i was just running on pure luck. and then, when i was 10 feet from the car, someone shot me in the back of the ankle. :( i turned around, and saw a stampede of 5 people that were chasing me. :) they all stopped and said i almost got em. the guy that shot me said it was luck that he hit me. it was really funny.

[classic68er]

it was at a 3man tournie last yesterday (sunday june30) and we had everyone left, but they only had 2 guys. so one tries to run for the snake but i got him out. and i yelled to my team that i did but i guess my friend/front man didn't hear me or he just wanted to do it anyway so he jumps the snake shoots 3 shots in the ground and he ended up getting the last guy out anyway. it was awsome/hilarious.


and the picture up there is extremely fake!

[PMI_Guy]

almost 2000 views. i think i feal stickiness..... :wink2:

[Impy4335]

that pic is real!!! That's ME!!!!! I remember that!!!! I jumped over that and nailed the guy. I was the only on left that had a workign gun, the other guy (who the guy inthe snake is amining at had a broken gun) Ishot him 4 times in the back, landed and sprained my ankle. I was like, rolling around screaming cause it RALLY hurt and the ref's are like all running up and yelling for someone to call 911

lol

[Impy4335]

oh, and I was lying....bu I still think that the pic is real...

[Pyro720]

It was My last game and load my hopper full.Its a game of hyperball w/ my team against some non-newbs:crazy: anyway I have two guys to the far left corner and three speard out on the right. Im behind this one bunker with one tube about 1 and a half ft tall laying down and one standing 5 ft up.Ny way I want to move up so i do the spray to keep the right down and i back up and run at the lay down,jump,slide ,when i land, right in to anoter stand up w/ pballs wizing past me. In this time i proceed to take out one left guy and the game is over{this was rec ball}:D To bad It was a dream……:laugh:J/K

[[]utLaw]

Here`s my crazyess story....

First summer fo playing paintball, (about 3 years ago) i had my powerful :P BE Talon Ghost. We were palying capture the flag and i was the one protecting it. I was sitting in the base waiting then suddenly i saw 2 guys coming down a slope slowly to get MY flag. So i prepared myself and lit up my "Be Laser Sight". Heheheh. They both placed themselves behind a huge board and i waited. Suddenly one of them slowly moved to the side to take a shot at me, i had been aiming him for 10 secs and i pressed the trigger, i had a new Co2 Tank on my gun and the ball went whisltling right for his neck... i pulled that shot from a distance of 75 feets with a Stock Talon Ghost. The shot was so ahrd that the guy litteraly fell on the ground moaning and grasping for air. I got shot right after form his pal who knew exactly where i was and since i was laughing as hell from my shot i became an easy target. From on this day i became the sniper in my group of players and i'm still the one to beat when it comes down to sniping.... ;)

[dark-wanderer-x]

my next door neighbor is the pastor at our church and he owns 40 acres. he decided to turn 5 into a paintball field with about 5 different types of fields. so one day i was playing with my team on it for fun, about 5 on 5 and to the left of the field there is a really big pond that people usually crawl along the bank. all of a sudden 2 of the guys on oour team that were on teh bank both yelled "im hit im hit" so i was like o ****. all of a sudden theres a guy right behind me (20 feet) away with his gun pointing right at me and just shot me like 3 times. they got the rest of our guys out but it turned out the guy was swimming in teh pond. pretty good idea since i wouldn't expect to see anyone shooting from teh center of a pond at me. it was great.

another thing thats funny is when ur playing paintball and u slide into a bunker and u hit it with ur leg and it falls down. gotta love that.

[Blazestorm]

Well lets see, I have a story, that had pictures along with it, but I'm to lazy to post, but 5v5 on an airball field.

3 back bunkers a side and other bunkers spread out.

Well our team did 3 back 2 at the center rocket (1 was me)

other team did 1 back left 2 back center 1 mid center 1 back right

next move the back left and right move up past me, and the guy I doubled up with moved up, while on the other side they had 1 back center 1 back left one back right and the other 2 at the 50!

I yell at my teammates THEY'RE AT THE 50!, too late they got out, I see this tank or hopper sticking out (gun hits count) in the back left so I lobbed 3-4 balls and one hits him, he's gone. so its 4v3, the next move involved me moving up and getting in some snap shooting wars with the guys that the 50, they shot my guy on the left so I had one at the back center on my side, and me at teh 40 cone. the ref tells me its all up to me "wait wada bought that guy back there" "He ain't doin **** dude" "ok... erm... this sucks..." well, they have 1 back center 1 back right and 2 at the 50, right as I run to the 50 right tape (fish) one guy at the 50 was having cocker problems, I saw him take a test shot, then he looked up saw me, pow, I turn and when I made a run the guy at the 50 ran, not noticing me!, so he didn't look left and I pegged him in the back I turn and the guy at the back center went to the back left and the guy at the back right was still there. I see the guy at the back lefts foot under a rope at the bunker
I take about 10 shots
and one bounces off the ground and breaks!, It was hilarious, the guy at the back right, ends up snap shooting with me, and i short stroke! Nooooooo so I whip out my battle swap and clean my cocker out dry fire a few times upside down and do another swab, pop out and expected him to move up! nope still at the back right, I reload while watching what he's doing (spillin around 50 balls in the process ;) ) he pops out a lot and I pull my gun up and fire a few balls, they go curvin everywhere, he tucks in, and two balls curved UP and hit the guys brand new green oraccle peuns and hinge trigger frame and flame trigger.

I would say half of that gave was sheer luck? right after I got the last guy out, I still thought there was one at the back right
so I go sprinting
pop around the corner yell "SSUUURRRREND... oh"
well sorta running thing it was funny, everyone was staring at me while I ran.

Anyway. lots of fun g00d games... er maybe I should sleep its 4 am and I'm tired and have to play on satur or tomorrow... eeeeke

[PMI_Guy]

more post and almost as many views as the Bruises sticky.... keep em coming! :D :wink2: :wink2:

[+aPe RuNnEr]

I was playing at my local field (It has 8 total fields all about 5 to 7 acres big.), and we have alot of people each time about 40 total about each game. any way we were playing a attack and defend game were i was on the defending side. so when the game starts i haul *** down the field into the brush, so now i am about smack in the middle of the field with no cover and no back up, but its ok that is how i usally play (i like sniping and surpise attacks), by my self or with a friend. any way i hear a bunch of racket infront of me i can see threw the brush about 8 guys, 3 of them have high end markers the rest of them were just rentals following them. so i wait till they are about 30 feet away. when i nail the 3 high end markers to take them out and destroy there leader ship. but there was a small problem, there was a kid that was taging along, and he found out my postion, but before he could pick up his gun to fire, (which he dropped) i put 3 rounds in him, one to the gun, arm and the neck oooooouuuuuucccccchhhhh. so i ran because the forest was all up in paint, balls wizzzing past myhead so i take my maker and roll out and i run all the way to the other side of the field, i have almost all of there team chassing me. I run up to my side a little the back down to there side to some what loose them, worked alittle but still most of there guys were on my case, when i kinda make a side ways hook shape on my field and on the end of my long trail i catch up to a dye green cocker and a tippmann 98, they were taking the left side of the field becuase most of the action was on the right, and my team had no cover on the left they probably would have won if i hadnt gone up to the left side. but by then i was out of paint and had to rely on my PGP (which i loved but had to sell :() any way i hide insome brush when they are coming up a hill, they pass me so i stand up and shoot the cocker right in the back. i pump another round in the chamber and before the 98 can turn all the way around i put another round in his mask. I was later hunted down becuase i got caught in some damn prickers, (it was alright because i surreanded and didnt get shot :)) but that didnt matter i had taken out 5 guys on there team, and due to my surpise attacks it caused them to be very cafeful and slow and also spend alot of there time looking for me. by the time they got me, they only had about 2 minutes to take the fort, but my team couldeasly hold it for 2 minutes and we won. it was a great game for me
my marker for that game was
Custom 98
Flatline barrel
Tippmann X chamber
M16 stock
12v hopper
remote
24 oz Co2 tank
tigger stripped camo (they are sooo cool :))
butt pack 4 guppies + 1 tank pouch

[Crash2987]

The funniest thing I ever saw was when we decided to build a bunker in our back yard. We had a bunch of leftover styrofoam type insulation from remodeling our house and built the entire bunker out of it. WE started out with ten people in the bunker and the other team had 25 people.We lost six of our people because they sent 15 of they're guys behind usand started shooting us in the back but they stepped on the mines we had set up sothey were out. So it was down to four of us and ten of them and they charged the bunker. We all kept down and I tossed a grenade back and got three of them but six of the others oppened up on the bunker to cover the sound of The Guy with the full auto sneaking around the side. Well it turns out that if your close enough the paintballs will ricochet off of the styrofoam we used and five of the six got hit from ricochets. and the other guy ran like heck thinking that we had somehow shot them all.without the covering sound of the people shooting we heard the guy sneaking up from behind and sniped him and from there it was a rabit hunt on the last guy.

[paintdoger]

one of my friends was pinned so i told him i was gonna give him cover fire so i fired blindly then heard two sceams hitt!! andd i had gotten two with blind firing

[Blazestorm]

Thas not cool, that is dangerous.

That is the only reason it is banned from fields, it is dangerous, I've seen refs get shot in places uncomfortable to normal people because someone was blind firing.

[brian00004]

I dont know if this is amazing or anything, buuuuut. one time i was doing thisbig woodsball thing (the field was a huge mass a flimsy tree made bunkers and **** so it was confusing) anyway, i was bunkered behind these two trees that had been criss croseed with logs to create a low log wall. the spaces in between the logs was covered with tarp material. this woman was bunkered about 30 feet away in an almost identical set up, except she had someone elso with her. the game had tottaly fizzed. so its was just them taking pot shot at me whenever, they saw movement. but the holes in the tarp where getting bigger, and bigger. My big mistake was to open my hopper to check my ball count. thud thud thud. all gone. the little ****s fell out and rolled into a rotted stump gone forever. so (this place was heavily used) i picked a bunch of old soft ball i found from the ground, just knowing they would nuke themselves in my gun. the story goes that I didnt make a stand or anything, but as i waited there, popping off the ocational crappy ball, i was making small talk with the woman. It would be like "BANG! so how long have you been shooting. Bout a year, BANG BANG!, huh, you dont usually see alot of woman players. No i suppose not. BANG BANG BANG!" it was great stuff. till i got nailed in the hand. :laugh:

[cheese stix]

Originally posted by MikedaPber
Oh, and i have to post this... one of the coolest bunker shots i got off of pbn.



Damn that guy has a nice vertical:eek:

[lilbmxer]

This isn't all that cool but it's still worth mentioning. We were playin speedball on a small field, our team consisted of me, and 3 noobs against a really good guy with a tricked out angel, and 2 of my average friends. To start this kid ran with me to my bunker, and we were under fire and he was exposed the whole time, it wasn't big enough for the both of us. I decided to dash for the 50. I did and got lit up by angel guy in the chest about 5 times. the surge from that made me drop my gun and the hopper emptied on the ground. None of the balls broke on me, so it was all good. i picked up my gun and one by one picked up a ball and loaded it into the hopper. every time it picked one up i got shot at, but i managed to salvage about 12. It was funny cause from where i was i had angel guy pinned down from the right while my team member had him from the left, and eventually got him. angel guy didn't know i couldn't fire too many at him. we eventually got all but one out, and he being the coward he is surrendered because he was "out of co2"

[Blackfire]

Wait, so u got lit up five times, but u weren't out?

[sticky_stump]

OK 2 stories but i will try to make it breif.
At a scenario game that was 24hrs my team was getting beaten really bad. I was hiding and saw the other team reinserting. I got up joined them and walked all the way back to their base. They had security so when the guy checked my tag i barrel taged him lightly in the nuts and said dead me dont talk right. He didnt say a word i walked into the enemy hq and said guess what i am on the other team and dropped 2 gernades got them all.:D
I was playing a castle game and was defending. The other team was sniping from the tree line at the bottom of this hill. Me being brave got a couple of guys to rush them. I go running and got shot at like crazy and layed down on my back. Because of the hill they couldnt hit me. I just layed there for awhile and ever once in awhile shot at them. later they told me they thought i was out and didnt know where the balls were coming from hehe.

[skittles]

i was playin with my buddy one on one in the woods behind his house. we get goin and he has me bunkered behind this tree and i am screwed. i make a quick prayer, kneel, pop out the side of the tree and see his hopper stickin out so i fire three rounds at it and get back before i am picked off. next thing i here is "how did you do that?" this sounds lame but it was from a newb with an all stock spyder from 50 yds or so!

[lilbmxer]

what i should have said was got lit up by 5 shots....yeah none of them broke, it was wierd and cool at the same time.

[Morbid_Obesity]

There's a girl I used to work with who found out that I got a paintball gun. She told me she had a friend with a paintball gun who who played with a whole bunch of his friends, and she thought we should all go play each other. Well, by next saturday she had it all arranged and we piled 8 guys into 2 cars and headed out.

When I got to his house, I was awed and amazed. I knew the villiage he lived in was a very rich suburb of my town, but I didn't think it would posses the 8th wonder of the world. It reminded me of the white house. Anyways, he and his other rich *** friends were sitting in the living room toying with their guns and sipping their mocha lates and talking their "rich talk". I looked at their guns and was even more awed by them than I was by his house. Bushmasters, Timmies, even an angel---the lowest end gun there was an Impy. They were all dressed alike in JT jerseys and all wore flex seven masks. When they were done with their chit chat we went out to play. Needless to say we looked like crap with out tippmanns and spyders, dressed in our camo and ghillies next to them. The only advantage we had were our walkie talkies.

It was a game of CTF woodsball we would be playing, so we got organized. 4 players would stay back to guard and 4 went out for the flag. I'll skip all the crap and just say we kicked their asses in all 3 games we played. It was the happiest day of my life. With our camofauge, radios, and woodsball skills we laid waiste to them. Of course afterwards they made fun of our guns for not costing a fotune, but we smiled, told them we had funf kicking their asses, and left.

Seconds after leaving the driveway, four paintballs hit our car. What happened next you can only imagine.:badboy:

[lilbmxer]

uh yeah, you drove away a little angrier, :laugh:

[Pyro720]

the Ice-Cream Man came by and pulled out dual uzis and stomped their ***?:laugh:

[subninja10]

I would have either kicked their arses and made them lick the paint or just shoot their car(s) and house,and then peel out in their yard:laugh: :devil: :badboy:

[BOB IS GOD]

In one game i was playing with a few of my friends(only a 2v2) my friend was climbing up a ladder to get into a fort and stopped about halfway up. he then looked practicaly straight at me then turned to look the other way. by this time i already had aimed at his head. (at this point i was still using my splatmaster) he was about 50 feet away and when he turned to look the other way i shot him. it hit him in the side of the neck and cut him up pretty bad and left a welt for a week and a half. This was cool because it was with a SPLATMASTER.:laugh:

[STO kid]

I was playing this game where u stand about 15 feet from someone else and u keep shooting until u give up so im only 12 and i played kids who were around 16 and i beat 3 kids and lost to the fourth. it was so awsome

[bunkermonkey77]

funniest and coolest thing i ever did was i took a pump onto a speedball field against recballers with everything from rental pirahnas to IR3's and i chop right in the begginning. i spend 9 minutes taking out the ball, with no cover just sitting and everyones trying to shoot me but theyre missing by like 2 feet. so i eventually i get up and look at whats happening. me and a dude witha rental are all we had left. they had about 7 newbs who were scared as crap. apparently they believe im gone already since i never really shot. i dead man walk all the way to the back, get in the bunker with em and ask "hows the weather?" they go" dude can u see em?! theres like 3 on the left, 4 on the right, and 3 up the center! i think one guys got an angel!" of course when i hear this i laugh my *** off. they just look at me funny and i say "nvm just look over there" of course they turn and put my barrel up to their backs and say " u dont wanna be shot this close now get ur barrel socks on and note that all the angel guys were gone 5 minutes ago" i go up to another bunker, and this guys a bit smarter... but not much. he yells" lemme see ur tape!" i shoot him in the gogs and show him my tape. calls me some colorful names and i just yell" DANCE FOOL!!!"
and start shooting all around his feet until he finally leaves. then of course, my gun chops again. so i walk up to the last bunker thats crammed with 3 players ask casual questions that any newb would ask during this sort of situation. then i take a paintball from my hopper and chunk i at one of their backs and the ref calls em out. the other guys ask why i did that and i take two more paintballs out and slap em on the shoulder, thus breaking the paintballs causing both me and the two players to get out. sort of my moment of glory cuz i generally just yell at people for no reason and dead man walk unsuccessfully.

[starboarder2001]

Originally posted by PMI_Guy
that has to be fake, no one can jump that high, thats like 5 feet!!:eek: :eyes: :drop:

what....that isnt high..........I can almost ollie that high.

[Blackfire]

Bob is god, I think your mom is a better shot. Limey ba$tard. Bloody wanker. You talk too much.

[mike16]

someone shot me in the stomach and it just bounced off onto the floor......i decided that i would pick the ball up and put it in my gun and shoot it right back at him....i thought it was funny.....muahahaha :laugh:

[mike16]

oh yea! there was this one time where it was me against about 5 guys. I was only armed with a slingshot and they had angels.....i ended up bunkering everyone with a slingshot to the back of their neck.....iam THE ONE :crazy:

[Blazestorm]

Why didn't you have your impulse... and why would you pick a ball off the ground and put it into your impulse... sick world... sick.... sick... world

[spiker_doo]

i was using BE paint in my old samuri and they were going everywhere, and busting in the barrel 1/10 times... i shot two paintballs with paint still in my barrel and they scraped all the way along a guys head and colored his hair pink on two lucky shots

[jimkpb]

A couple of months back 6 of us were playing on a hill with a powerline on it, There was 4 average to good players and 2 second timers. We had 2 good and 1 new on each team. Each started out on opposite sde of the line. A few minutes after the game my good teamate got out so the new player with him ran over to me while at the same time we called a time out because four wheelers were riding by. During that time out I see the best person we play with staring at us from about 20 yds away. I told the new kid to pertend he doesn't see him and as soon as it is time in to take cover a start shooting. And of course he walks right towards him is eliminated. The other two on the other team came towards me so I started running across the powerline a dove into thick brush on the other end. They surronded me but couldn't find me and they were as little as 10 ft away. Finally they found me and started shooting. I crawled the 35 yds or so across the field back to were we started w/o them seeing and picked all three of them off.
Later in that day my team was marching up the hil towadsthe other players who were all hiding in thinck brush. I'm walking along when I look down to see someone 3 ft away turning the barrel towards me so I got him out. That was the best out I ever made.
:D

[Goose]

once my friend caught a paintball, thats right, caught one. we were playing attack and defend and were working on the defenders when i hear "ARRRGGG, MY HAND!" and i said "what?!" he opened up his hand and there is a perfectly round paintball sitting there,:eek: "dont tell me you just caught that..." he nodded and then went up to the fort screaming "I AM GOD, FEAR ME!!!!!"

[starboarder2001]

Originally posted by Goose
once my friend caught a paintball, thats right, caught one. we were playing attack and defend and were working on the defenders when i hear "ARRRGGG, MY HAND!" and i said "what?!" he opened up his hand and there is a perfectly round paintball sitting there,:eek: "dont tell me you just caught that..." he nodded and then went up to the fort screaming "I AM GOD, FEAR ME!!!!!"

u got tricked..lol.

[Goose]

if he didnt catch it, there wouldnt have been a nice round welt like mark on his palm......i wasnt tricked, noone ever tricks goose

[Blazestorm]

he could have picked the paintball off the ground... what a concept :blah:

[kingalls]

This isn't really an amazing or funny(maybe black humor) story, but it's interesting, so why not. My friend Nick, who happens to be an overweight individual, had just obtained a dream shocker (not new, but new enough). Anyway, nick plays back, and off the break in the first game he is using this thing, he is just unloading paint downrange. He doesn't however see where he is walking, trips, and plants the front of the barrel right in the ground, and his 300+ pounds lands right on top of the thing, and completely f*cks it up. Seriously, his rico broke and came off, the barrel didn't fit straight into the body, and it showed no signs of life. Poor guy bought it used, and now has to shell out major cash to repair the alleged final marker he would ever buy. Just tragic.

[Blazestorm]

That's why I say tubeless all the way man!

btw... I thought you were gonna trade your sandridges for my RT mag... or maybe it was my phantom... yah... where'd you go :eyes:

[kingalls]

Well, I had origionally sold one of them (the left feed) to someone on this site, who will remain nameless. He decided he couldn't afford it, so I refunded the guy's money, and he shipped it back, or so he says - 'must have got lost in the mail'. Anyway, here I am several months later out money and gun. Needless to say, I'm a little pissed, but I've filed a credit dispute with my card carrier, so hopefully at least I'll end up with the money. Did you ever manage to trade that beatiful phantom?

[GKild8]

Originally posted by kingalls
This isn't really an amazing or funny(maybe black humor) story, but it's interesting, so why not. My friend Nick, who happens to be an overweight individual, had just obtained a dream shocker (not new, but new enough). Anyway, nick plays back, and off the break in the first game he is using this thing, he is just unloading paint downrange. He doesn't however see where he is walking, trips, and plants the front of the barrel right in the ground, and his 300+ pounds lands right on top of the thing, and completely f*cks it up. Seriously, his rico broke and came off, the barrel didn't fit straight into the body, and it showed no signs of life. Poor guy bought it used, and now has to shell out major cash to repair the alleged final marker he would ever buy. Just tragic.

LMFAO!!!

anyways, my story. i was watching a hyperball game one day, and these four guys with rentals challenged two guys with a tricked out cocker/intimidator to a game. about a minute into the game, the guy with the tricked out cocker takes out one of the opposing guys, but then gets eliminated himself. now it's 3 on 1, and the guy with the intimidator then eliminates two other players via headshots (sweet ones to boot. it looked like the paintball exploded on their masks!) then the last and final rental guy was eliminated by being shot in the chest. those 2 headshots were one right after another... very sweet :eek:

[the other one]

a friend of mine was playing at a summer camp with pgp's for everyone. the most incredible thing i ever heard of happened in what my friends and I call "the Run"

it was a woodsball game, and he had the other teams flag, and was running through a grassy area with trees clumped together enough for good cover. he ran full bore through, and three guys were shooting at him. he turned to his side while running, one shot, one kill. pumped it, and PUT HIS GUN BEHIND HIM AND SHOT BLINDLY at another guy, one shot, AND HE HIT HIM!!!! then he got hit a little while later before he could hang the flag, but that was the most incredible shot ive still ever heard of.

[-=ReD-hAzE=-]

Originally posted by the other one
but that was the most incredible shot ive still ever heard of.

i've seen paintballs cork-screw around bunkers and hit people... now thats cool to do... you can't even see the guy and you still get him out... amazing...

[Kent007]

>My friend and I were playing back behind my house in the woods yesterday aftn. and (we both have Tippy 98c's)
he got me pinned behind a tree with some brush around it.
He comes runnin' up like 30 feet from me and stands behind a tree (I crouch to be a smaller target). I shot about 6 balls then wait 4 about five seconds and repeat. Well, he started getting used to my pattern and steps out after my 6 balls go past. Problem was, I didn't stop that time and Nailed him right in the gut.
>A little while later, I gogged him.
>In Garrett County Maryland, we just had a bad ice storm, (like two weeks ago) it broke alot of trees and braches and stuff. We were playing in this stuff and I had taken some branches and made a bunker about 2 1/2 - 3 feet tall. my friend was behind it and I was behind my infamous tree:D were I gut shot him. We were popping shots back and forth then we stopped for a couple seconds and I couldn't see him. I heard something to my right and I was thinkin' "Man, he got behind me, I got no cover, I"M Dead", I looked and there comes a deer runnin' right up to me! I'm NOT lyin'!!!
I took 3 quick shots and hit it in the neck and it ran off!
>He,(my friend not the deer) never hit me once and I was shooting crappy paint (JT Elite) and I hit him 3 times! I broke a whopping 25-30 balls in 400 shots!! :pissed:
I told him bad days happen :)


I told him bad days happen

[steve-o69]

ok i was playing at my friends house with 3 other ppl, it was the second to last game and i made it a one on one for my friends lil bro and his friend as the game went on i snucj around to the back of the woods and started lobbing balls at my friends bro all the sudden i hit the tree next to him and he gets up and starts running at my girls lil bro and tags the kid like 20 times and dosnt even flinch and then starts laughing it was scary

[starboarder2001]

LOL

[munster7]

take a look at this pic. this was at a rec ball game at my home field.

heres a hint this guy in this pic accidently shot a wasp nest. well he said it was an accident funny as hell click on click here :laugh:

click here (http://www.******.com/page.php?x=118575)

[KhanMcLick]

Crimedog.
Was this at Bull Creek Paintball in Bowling Green OHIO, because I saw some guy do the same thing. in the end he got shot out making a dash in the last ten seconds, but it was cool to see. He was a piece of !@#$, because i personally watched him wipe in two diff games and had heard about more of it from other people. anyway I'm just wondering. to all players!! make sure you wear your mask at all times during play and be careful even in the staging area! Last Sept at Bull Creek some idiot whom I know longer associate myself with was degassing his gun, forgot about the last ball in the chamber and shot me right in the !@#$ing eye. I spent the night going to three different hospitals and without laser surgery I will be blind in my left eye by the time I am 25. So please be careful. You have no idea what you have until it is taken from you. Imagine your whole life of being able to see and in the blink of an eye it goes blank. I couldn't see for three hours until they dialated that eye. I had 20/20, but now it is far less than that. So be careful. And please take this seriously. If you don't believe me look it up. My name is Zach and i was one of the unfortunate few that had this happen last year.

[-=ReD-hAzE=-]

i can tell you right now that wasn't CD... he's an honest guy...


masks = safe = fun
no masks = dangerous = more fun = blind

[MrScorcher]

How come you think that bunker pic is fake? It does look pretty high but really it is only like 4 feet in the air and the guy has his legs tucked in. I tried to do this(not playing just seeing if i could jump that high) and i got the 4 feet in the air and then tripped and skidded about 5 feet and ripped my pants. It doesnt show the guy landing i just know that it is very possible to jump as high as he did without jumping off anything. Just think about this, I can hang on a ten foot basketball rim by jumping, that means that since i am 5'10" and my arms can reach under 2 feet over my head then that is not even 8 feet, leaving 2+feet to reach the rim and another couple inches to grab and hang on. Figure about 2.5 to 3 feet in the air by now and then scruntch up your legs and you are easily 4 feet high.

[Crime Dog]

Originally posted by -=ReD-hAzE=-
i can tell you right now that wasn't CD... he's an honest guy...


masks = safe = fun
no masks = dangerous = more fun = blind

I don't think he thought it was me... We both knew it was someone different Haze. But thanks for "stickin' up for me." But he wasn't talking about me, as I said.

And you're right..wiping sucks. I don't like cheaters. And if that guy indeed wipes, well, then his "awesome move" I spoke about on the first page of this thread doesn't amount to much.

[pballerbrian]

i have a funny story...well its funny now but it wasnt then!

It was probably 10 at night and me and 2 of my friends were doing a 3 on 2 elimination round with this man and woman... the refs countdown 3-2-1 go go go go go and from the bat i go to the center U.
I was backing up to go to give cover fire and i get shot in the wrist by the girl. then, im callin myself out and i get shot in the chest

:eek: so then im like that smiley face and i get a scooby snack (shot in the mouth guard) paint all in my mouth then i get gogged! :rolleyes:
So im sittin here thinkin wtfudge and im walkin off the field and some idiot shoots the cloth and it busts through and gets me...by now im soo ticked off and just want to shoot myself in the foot...after i got the paintout of my mouth of course!:pissed:

[Pyro_Ahna]

This was only my 2nd game with my own gun.Well the field had a huge hill in the middle,and on top of it was the flag and some cover.The team i was on started on one side ,and the other team on the other side.I was on the left which had the most cover,an least players.(it was a 10 vs 10 match).From the git i ran to a bunker and waited a min. or two for someone to shoot at me but no paint came my way although there was a huge paint fight goinn on on the rightside of the field.So i ran onto the enemy's side huggin the boundaries.Still noone shot at me or even realized i was there.I peeked up over a bunker to see two guys behind one bunker looking at me,i thought they were gonna waste me but they retreated back to where i was,and revealed to me a plan they had,i was in aww that they did'nt realize i was on the other team.So they moved forward,i stayed behind and capped them both than ran and bunkered one more guy.By that point eveyone knew i was there,so i turned and hauled balls working my way back to my side when 2 noobs with cockers started spraying paint at me.i jumped to cover but they penned me down,and shot 400-500 ball at me.I thought i was screwed so i just sat there waiting for them to come to me,I peeked my head around the corner and they were coming at me.I tucked back in threw a grenade in between them.I was so tense waiting for it to spay them both down with paint.They just stood there ,and looked at for a little while,but then i realized i didnt depin it.So i looked at both of them than googged one,and tgged the other one in the stomach.I was so excited my adrenaline was rushing so i ran full sprint up the hill,grabbed the flag than ran down the side to my team everyone was cheering but when i ran past a bunker,a noob that was on my team shot me thinking i was on the other team.



It was the best game i've ever played it was so much fun!!!!!!!!!!

[Havoc717]

Well, I've only gone once, but all of my friends in pb say that I was really good for a first timer, and it isn't really anything incredible, but I thought it was pretty damn good for my first day.

I think it was the 4th game, we were playing on a speedball field we called Afghanistan. It was a big hill and tons of bunkers and nets and stuff. 3 on 3.

The game started, I dove behind this ditch and the other 2 on my team went up behind some bunkers on the hill while I laid down cover fire.

Well, they still didn't know where I was at, so I just popped up and would let a few shots go when one of them popped out. An older guy (had a nice gun, probably one of the best players in the game) ran up to my left about 10 feet away and I shot 3 at him, hitting him once or twice I think.

I kept popping up from my spot and firing at the other two, finally hitting one of them in the back as he turned around and ran to a bunker behind him. He said he didn't get hit, but we were all telling him to check his back, so he went behind the bunker and came out 10 seconds later yelling, "I'm out!"

Now there was one guy left, I couldn't get him because he wouldn't do anything, he was just sitting there, his hopper hovering above the bunker from time to time.

Finally I hit him in the hopper (hopper hits count) seconds before my friend hit him in the arm.

It's not much compared to what some of you guys have done, but it felt pretty damn good taking out an entire team on my first day with a rental Brass Eagle Marauder.

[BunkerMe00]

I don't do anything cool but I have seen a really awesome thing.

Cape Cod paintball, sept. 8th, a NEPL (New England Paintball League) Team En Fuego went into a game knowing they were going to lose because the team they were playing were really destroying other teams.

It was a 5v5 3 of En Fuego got out. The other 2 pretended the they were out and went to the deadbox, behind where their flag station was, but stood still in the feild right next to the dead box, so the team were celebrating their "win" and the came to hang the flag, then those 2 kid who were "out" hose down the team with paint.

One of the other team's players got shot and then after that they shot one of En Fuego's players and it was a penalty for that team. The other team had no idea what the hell just happened to then but before they knew it they were all out and the two were running the flag to the opposite station.

Note: This was the 2nd time this was done in Paintball History.

[PMI_Guy]

i managaned to get a shot off about 2 inches of hopper above the bunker from about 25FT. not too impressive, but oh well.

[ReaLe[e]LAZY]

he jumped off the barrels, u think he just jumped that high, now it may hav been planned i dont no but i bet it was a real jump up off the barrels

[chad947624]

I was playing one on one with my friends brother in there backyard, and we were playing limit to 25 balls per game, and he did one fo those newbie moves where he would swing his gun out to draw fire...... well i jsut waited to learn his pattern.. u no two out to the rite then one to the left then two out the rite then one to the left and so on..... well i was waitng for the two out the rite i saw the first one and as soon as i started to see it come out.... i unleashed on it fired my remainder of teh shots at him which was only 6 or seven but they all hit is hopper and i think the first three broek the hopper in half and the next four broke all the paint inside it.... andhe had a miz of paint so colors went everywhere,.... really cool

[Blazestorm]

I saw this 3 man young guns team... there was like 30 seconds left.. so one guy screamed out CHEESEBURGER! and they all ran down the field as fast as they good (one grabbed the flag) and bunkered the entire other team and hung the flag... incredibly funny to see

[Blackfire]

I saw this one guy try to run up to and around a cylindrical air bunker to bunker the guy behind it, but the guy saw him and started running around to bunker HIM. They ended up running around the bunker in circles like 4 times before one finally shot the other.

[tourny_wannabe]

Originally posted by mike16
oh yea! there was this one time where it was me against about 5 guys. I was only armed with a slingshot and they had angels.....i ended up bunkering everyone with a slingshot to the back of their neck.....iam THE ONE :crazy:


oh.my.god biggiest liar ever!

[Blackfire]

It's true, I saw him! After the Aztec monkey gods came down and shared my peyote and shrooms with me I looked over and here was this guy with a sligshot yodeling and bunkering midgets with angels behind bunkers made of psychadellic duct tape and posies! Man, that was awesome!

[PMI_Guy]

I saw like 4 noobs take on 2 guys with over 2 years of experience and win.

too bad those two guys were me and my friend... :(

[JordanWGP123]

i was playing speedball last weekend, and this guy was in front of me(on the other team), about 15 yards up. somehow his shoe came off and was on the other side of his bunker, so when he would reach for it, i would just shoot a couple of balls and he would go back in, then finally i gogged him, it was funny.

[expresstruck78]

the best thing i have ever seen was this noob went running sideways across the field just unloading so much paint it was not funny and wile he is still running just slams into the side of this bunker and bounces to the ground i had to call myself out i was laffing so hard

[paintballer42o]

Ok I was watching this tourny when there was 2 people on one team and 4 on the other team.
So this guy was about to do a superman into a bunker, but infront of the bunker was a Dorito, with a guy in it. So the guy did a superman, passed the guy in the dorito, and, while still sliding and snaking, turned and shot the guy. Now THAT was wiered. Looked like it was all skill.
Heres what it looked like:
^ = movement
o = Guy
// = bunker
D = dorito
x = other guy
//
x
o ^
D ^
^
^
//x
\\

[Infiltrator]

A guy with some tournament experience using a stock class phantom. Took out a guy with pro (former team rage) experience, who had a Dragon intimidator. The veteran was a backplayer for that team, therefore he carries almost an entire case of paint on his back. How he got him out was even more spectacular. The paintball bounced off a tree and nailed the guy in the back. I didn't believe it at first until I actually shot at a malueka tree at the field. The paintball bounced back and hit me.

[tippi98custom]

Originally posted by MikedaPber
Oh, and i have to post this... one of the coolest bunker shots i got off of pbn.

thats weak BTW sorry if this is a re-post

[APA_Coop]

the greatest thing ever has to have been the third round of the first day i ever played paintball... we split the group up, veterans vs newbies. it was 4 vets vs 17 newbies. well, the vets eliminated 16 newbies, and there was one left in the back right corner bunkers (this field's bunkers consisted of truck and car tires stacked up) so two of the vets surround the bunker, the one on the right of the bunker comes around and jam's the barrel of his angel into the newbie's stomach and yells "F***in surrender!!!" while the other veteran keeps his aim on the newbies center torso from about 6 feet away. the newbie turns to his right (was aiming left) while pounding at the trigger of his Stringray][ shoots the bunker several times and basically attempts to 'walk' his marker into the dude standing right infront of him, before he fires. before the newbie can hit the dude with the angel, the other vet fired and hit him once in the chest.

that last newbie was me. and no i didnt stay at the back right bunker for the entire round. my final resting place was the back right bunker. i pushed up to what can best be described as the "25". i've learned not to fall back, and that point in time made me addicted to the sport, because it was fun as hell, and really, thats all that matters.

likewise, a few months later, less people played at the field due to stolen rental equiptment (the store i play with learned not to rent equiptment to anybody) and it was a more trusted group that played. we were all friends and whatnot, and basically we play 5 on 5. the same guy with the angel came up to me at the end of one game (my team did loose, with me being the last out, down at the 50, but i did get 2 kills) he commented that i did a very good job keeping him down behind his bunker, abusing the tippmann's response trigger, and that i didint outright just hose paint towards his bunker either, i more or less was able to find patterns and shoot at where i believed he would appear from, and the only real chances he had of shooting at me where when he would vary the pattern and decide to pop out from elsewhere. It was cool.

[weelbite]

story #1-I was playing with 3 eleven year olds at an indoor field a couple of years ago. One of the kids was on my team and the other 2 were on their own team. after a few minutes, all of us were within 20 feet from each other,and the kid on my team was wide open. His friend on the other team shot him a couple of times...and then a couple more....and more.. and the kid was just standing there screaming "I'm hit I'm hit!". I watch in amazementas the kid gets shot about 20 times from 15 or so feet away Then, the kid throws a tantrum and throws his gun on the ground. The co2 busts and the gun starts spinning in circles!

story#2-Every year, I go to a big paintball thing in the woods with my dad's company. About 60 people show up and they are split up into equal teams. There's this one guy on the opposite team who was the cockiest ******* you will ever meet. He did have bragging rights, but he was no pro. So one of the last games of the day, he was hiding behind this tree. And you'd think this tree was made for paintball since there were about 6 guys from 4 positions trying to hit him with no success. Then, the cocky ******* leans against his barrier, and I kid you not, the tree falls over!!!. The guy got lit up like theres no tomorry by the guys that could contain their laughter.

[big_daddy]

The funnest thing i have ever seen was when my friend pat was running to bunker a guy. we use palets in my field for bunkers, but anyways pat ran up to this guy and jumped over the bunker to shoot him. he got one guy out but he didn't know that there was two guys in the bunker and when he jumped over he got hit in the balls from like 1 foot away he got shot 4 times in the nuts. He dropped like a sack of potatoes. After that he never played paintball again what a damn shame.

[Infiltrator]

Originally posted by big_daddy
The funnest thing i have ever seen was when my friend pat was running to bunker a guy. we use palets in my field for bunkers, but anyways pat ran up to this guy and jumped over the bunker to shoot him. he got one guy out but he didn't know that there was two guys in the bunker and when he jumped over he got hit in the balls from like 1 foot away he got shot 4 times in the nuts. He dropped like a sack of potatoes. After that he never played paintball again what a damn shame.

Whoa, that must of been so cool and talented. I thought this was the coolest thing you have ever seen or done, not the stupidest.

[Infiltrator]

To get this back on subject. Yesterday these group of guys wanted to be on the same team; however one of thier buddie had to come to our team to make it even. The guy that came over to my team said, "Watch out, these guys are VERY AGGRESSIVE." We were very sceptical because these guys wore heavy camoflauge. Usually the more aggressive people wear lighter clothes and at least some pads to help them dive around into bunkers. My team sent me to the left because I had goretex shoes and that side of the field was covered in swampy bog mud. At the start of the game I took out three of the "aggressive" individuals in one salvo of paint. I thought they were going to be "aggressive" so I tried to be "aggressiver". The game ended in 30 seconds 7vs7.
The next game I worked my way up the tape to the 60 and found the "aggressive" guys in the back hiding in the trees. I thought I had the guys;however, one of the guys dead man walked me illegal style with his gun in the air. When I tried to go to the next guy, the technically deadman took me out. I should of wiped it. They might of been cautious of the amatuer tourney players on our team; however, they actually had a pro tourney player on thier team. They won that game only because of the cheatness. I know if that guy didn't stick his gun in the air, I would of flanked the pro guy and cornered him at least.

Actually this is probably not the best thing I've ever done or seen. Oh well. I don't get around much to see other people do spectacular things because my job hogs my weekends.