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spyderman007
04-16-2001, 07:44 PM
Yea i was just interested in hearing some stories about your best killz.

dawgs712
04-17-2001, 01:22 PM
was playing indoor ball and i shot some kid in the hopper through an opening in a piece of wood about i foot by 1 foot. his hopper appears again and its got no paint on it. this happened again. finally i just went nuts and blsted his hopper with so many balls that it fell of his crappy rental gun. he lost the only paint he had left. shows him...

spyderman007
04-17-2001, 01:28 PM
LOL, thats great. i hate when people wipe paint or don't call themselves out. One time i masked this guy and he had green paint all over his lens, but for some reason he didnt think i hit him so he shot like 20 balls at me and missed with all of them so i lit him up with like 10 hits.

rwillia
04-23-2001, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by spyderman007
Yea i was just interested in hearing some stories about your best killz.
I know you're probably a newbie, but you really shouldn't call tags "killz" or "kills."

Skull
04-24-2001, 04:35 PM
Im in a dead stand off with this guy with a shutter, he knows i'm a sniper, so he waits behind a tree 50 yrds up from me, i can't see him... He turn out from behind the tree and pops a couple at me, i put the crosshairs on his mask and pull. The ball goes into his barrel (i know it sounds crazy, but i'm tellin ya the truth) I see the ball explode and the paint blows out the porting in his barrel, and completely jacks up his gun for the next 2 games... it was the sweetest thing i'd ever seen

PaintBoy101
05-07-2001, 04:31 PM
one day i was playing and the rfs start the game and i run to the outside edge of a square looking bunker, from there i didnt move anywhere else. by the time i got there the entire other team had moved up on to where i was. they didnt know i was there and they were all around me. they were all popping out and it was hilarious i shot like there whole team and they still didnt know i was there. it was awesome!

C4pyro
05-07-2001, 09:07 PM
I was just at a big game this weekend with theflash and we were protecting this ridge. We dropped down just over the crest and ther is this huge valley. So we se this guy just to our right. He is just sitting there. No one can really get a shot off cause of all the branches and he hadn't seen us yet so we tought whe would just sit tight and see what he did. as we are sitting there one of our team members comes down the ridge and totally hammers the guy. We thought cool, lets go bcak and sit at the top of the ridge and protect this position. Just as we started getting up we hear voices on the other sided of the valley and there are these two guys makeing there way down the other side. so I tucked in behind these two trees and theflash got behind this pile of big sticks. There was lots of little branches so I waited for the first guy to make his way into my firing lane. I gave a quick ten round burst and about five connected, the rest brocke on the branches. But the funny thing was his buddy didn't know where it came from so we just sat still while his buddy walked off. The guy didn't move for like 3 minutes and then I got sick of waiting so I wispered to flash to slowly move around on the right and then we could get two angles on him and flang his a**. Just as flash got like ten feet the guy slid down 5 feet into the valley and moved into a clean spot and I put three rounds on him. Flahs and I pissed ourselves laughing.

Sid
05-07-2001, 09:20 PM
It was uncanny how that guy didn't see us.. We weren't even in cammo. We were just wearing black... that was pretty funny though!

ockey
05-08-2001, 12:48 PM
Me and my friend named nick had this one kid on the run and he's the best player we play with. He ran down this hege ravien and sits behind a tree. Its fall so you can see a long way and i got a flatline so i have a huge advantage. I come to the ridge and stand there and see him about 300 feet away. I took about 3 shots and was about to charge him and all of a sudden he pops out and says HIT. He had a third eye i couldn't believe it. He said he was shooting at me but they didn't even come close.

Mirot87
05-08-2001, 01:10 PM
ive never played yet so i cant say. but i was wondering if anyone had any cool Grenade stories to share??

ghosthunter
05-20-2001, 10:16 AM
the best kill actually best two kills i ever had was my first time playing at a rec ball field with the rental gun and a very fogged up rental mask. My self and some friends intermixed with some other more experienced players were playing on a sup'air field against a team made up of one tourny team and a few guys w/angels. After about 15 minutes of the msot intense paintball i have ever played, most of the other players were weeded out of the game leaving myself, my friend who was also brand new to the sport and some guy with a defiant who was decent against two remaining players from the tourny team. The dude with the defiant was pinned to the far left corner of the field by one of our adversaries rendering him useless. As the rambo on the other team decided to poke his head out, bam, i nailed him right in the lenses making the game 3 to 1. As a hit his teammate the other guy sprinted from his dorito to a sideways beercan in the center of the field. after four minutes of shooting the last man became lazy, leaving the top of his hopper just above the bunker. Realizing my oppurtunity i peered out squeezed off a few shots and picked the top of his hopper winning the game for my team.- this just goes to show that the best guns dont make the best players

Longbow_UMD
05-20-2001, 10:53 AM
All my best kills run out of paint or air before I have a chance to shoot 'em.

MagnumXL2
05-22-2001, 03:22 PM
it may not be my best kill, but it had to be my funniest. We were playing a fort game. The fort had a door and a window on another side that was hinged at the top. There were 3 guys up there and another 5 on the ground. I was on the ground and was standing behind a tree when my frined in the fort stuck his gun out the window. He tried to bring it back in but it got stuck between the window and sill. After laughing I began blasting his hopper. All 4 of us did actually and we probably hit the thing 30 times. On the last shot I actually blew a hole right through his hopper(no, my velocity was not too high.. it was a brass eagle hopper with brittle plastic). We all just died of laughing

Killers Are Quiet
05-23-2001, 01:33 AM
I walked up behind my friend Nate tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey man, you're out." He looked at his body and said, "Am I hit?" "No, I'm on the other team." I replied, and waved good by:) I'll never let that man live that one down hehe.

Ded
06-03-2001, 09:08 AM
best kill happened when I was behind a natural rock bunker and there were 4 people attacking me. i bent over the left side of the bunker and shot one guy in the arm who was hiding behind a tree. then, some crazy mofo jumped over the top of my rock and tried to shoot me at point blank but i shot him twice in the arm and stomach. i got up and ran around the side of a tree and shot the third guy in the testicles, poor guy I really felt bad for him. And finally the last guy gave up because he sucks and knew I was going to kill him and he can't take the pain of peing hit with soft paint, wuss. My best kill ever, i'm still proud of that day. Whoooooooooo!! Go me!

TheNinja
06-03-2001, 09:18 AM
My double crotch shot.

Ded
06-03-2001, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Mirot87
ive never played yet so i cant say. but i was wondering if anyone had any cool Grenade stories to share??

a friend of mine was at a big game once when this happened. The game finished and they were all walking off the field to brake for lunch. A ref thought it would be funny to throw a grenade at my friend. He did, and my friend was covered in blue for the rest of the day, i wasn't here to see it but i heard it was funny as hell. his side of the story told me he turned around and shot the ref about ten times and was cussing at him and **** but my ather firends that were up there with him told me that was all b.s. If he had done that they would have kicked him off the field anyway.

EvilAngel2001
06-05-2001, 11:56 AM
Probably my best kill was the day I got my Tippmann 98 Custom for my birthday. I went to the field with a few friends and we got thrown into a nice sized game of 7 on 7. It was a normal field, normal bunkers, you know, same as everything else. And this guy on the opposing team (before the game) starts pointing out all the people he wants to get out this round. He points at me, and three of my friends. This guy is about 17 or 18 and he's walking around bragging about his AutoCocker. And how much he's put into it and how "bad-azz" it is. We start the game. It's down to a 3 on 2. My friend and I against that punk with the AutoCocker and two other guys. My friend and I go out and bunker two of the three guys. And as we're rushing for cover, my friend gets 7 shots (we counted after the round was over) right in his upper back and shoulder. So I get into the bunker and am breathing heavy. And I'm thinking to myself, "Oh crap, my friend just got slaughtered! By that guy! That punk! And he got hit up real bad too!". So I take a deep breath, and rush over to another bunker. And farther back I go. I make it just over to the boundaries when out of the corner of my eye I see the guy pop his gun over one of the bunkers a good 30 or 40 feet to my left. I couldn't believe it! I had lost him! He had no idea where I was! In all the hub-bub of me running around to each bunker, the dipshi* had managed to lose sight of me. So I stepped out of my bunker on one knee, and lined up the shot. He turned around, confused as to what was going on. And I popped him, right in the goggles. And won the game.

Rascal_X5
06-05-2001, 12:18 PM
It was a game of speedball, just one other guy and me. Out of the Blue he runs accross the boundry, gun in hand yelling SURRENDER!(or at least that's what I though he said) SO 1, 2, 3 !!SPLAT!!. Goggle shot, not in the gogles, but in the mouth area, he spat out paint for the next 2 minutes.(RPS big ball apparently doesn't taste to good). It was my funniest and best kill so far.

Cougar_X5
06-05-2001, 05:46 PM
U may be wondering, ya me and rascal r brothers, we just started a 5 man team and are openly looking for players in the maryland area. Anyway, for my best and coolest kill, it was in a Village Game, one part had all the houses and there are woods off to the left side of the field, anyway, there were me, and 2 others guys in the woods with rentals along with some people on the other team (not sure what they were using), anyway, this dude suddenly starts lighting me up through a 3 by 3 inch hole in the bunker he was at. I finally got so p*ssed off that i finally went off on him, i shot about 30 balls right at the hole he was shooting from, a few seconds later i saw a barrel w/ barrel plug in and a ref yelling LET HIM OUT! I guess those holes work both ways, i never believed in spray and pray until then. After we got him, i snuck up the far left side of the woods and found a guy outside of the boundry, i called that, he was out. And then the woods were clear. I notified the rest of the team of the clear woods so it was safe for them to advance past them. by the time i got out into the village area it was like 10 on 1, guy finally surrendered, and the game was ours. Im still proud of that lucky shot through the tye wall.

ctx
06-08-2001, 01:06 PM
my best kill was when there was only two people left me and a guy with a flag we were both out of paint so i just kept shooting co2 i chased him across the field three times till he was out of breath and i tagged him

Ded
06-08-2001, 07:18 PM
if somebody ever tagged me with their hand i would say "what the hell are you doing" and then give them 10 seconds to run before i shot them in the back

EvilAngel2001
06-08-2001, 07:22 PM
Well slick, the trick here is that you are supposed to ask someone to surrender from behind. So that way, it'll be damn near impossible for them to whip around and shoot you up. So I doubt you would be the one demanding that they run for ten seconds before you light them up. Because if you were playing a smart player, you'd be dead before you could speak.

angeleyes
06-08-2001, 10:31 PM
i guess id have to say that my best kill was when i gogged a dude from across the field on the break, while running, and shooting lefthanded......plus i only shot one ball which is hard to do with an angel

harrysacks
06-08-2001, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Ded
if somebody ever tagged me with their hand i would say "what the hell are you doing" and then give them 10 seconds to run before i shot them in the back
id be laughing so hard that i wouldnt be able to shoot

P8ntballshark
06-10-2001, 02:25 PM
My best "kill" was when I snuck up on my dad and shot him in the butt and at the same time got goggled