Bunkering Stories

[spydyman9]

I would like to hear some bunkering stories, thanks

[Gizmo51]

One time I went to bunker a kid at my local feild. The feild was a speedball feild made of mostly spools and the ground was like a thick soup of mud. I ran straight at the kids bunker then I half tripped half dove around the edge of his and shot five shots in the air. When I landed my mask flew off and I found out that none of my shots had hit him. After the game we all joked about it. And a guy that worked at the feild that thought I was a newbie complomented me on my bravery.

[Richy_C]

some pirhana owner was making fun of my spyder ( now i know he had a right to, spyders are poop) so he got me really fired up, so i saw him on the hyperball field and i was like , your mine now *****, so i bunkered him on the left, 3 shots, one to the goggles one to the gut and one smack dab on his quick pin strip, his internals went chink- whoosh, all ove the place

This dude with a stingray was talking trash and he only had a 45 round hopper so we were playing a woods game but..we do have bunkers..anyways he was behind an overturnded refrigerator (the course is called the JUNKYARD)so i shot his hopper off his gun he went back down and started picking up his paintballs so i ran up said do u surrender once then after this game he had over 14 shots=14 pain staking welps lol

[PBSouLjAh]

dude, dats frickin cruel. id never play paintbal wit u. have u ever been shot 14 times at point blank range?!?!?!?u sick animal...

[shadow.338]

My story isnt as intresting but here goes. I'm a newbie so I was playing at my friends birthday party in a woodland field. I had a rental (tippman carbine) and was playing against poeple with all cockers and stuff. All my team mates had been out and I peak out to see about 6 guys rushing the hill yelling "he's behind the bunker!". So I start to surrender cuz I knew I was ****ed at the start. Raise my hands... I hear "BAM" someone shot at my hands, he circled the bunker again and shot me a point blank twice.

NAAA man its not cruel i hate the guy anyways he's always talkin **** played him again yesterday and (this is really crazzy)he threw a tippman grenade at me and missed and so i shot it and it pointed near him and he was OUT!!

[paintballer56]

interseting stories

[blake_sw]

The day before I moved some friends and I went pballing. My friends were a bunch of newbies, I was the only one with my own gun. Anyway...
The whistle blew and everyone ran. A friend and I came up midfield and decided to just wait for awhile. I noticed a guy coming around a bunker so I took a couple shots. I told my friend to shoot every few second to keep him pinned while I ran around back and bunker him. I was just about to come from behind when he ran right into me, he was trying to shoot out the other side and catch us off guard. While we were both on the ground, I noticed we were on the same team...what was more weird was that he was on the other team's bunker coming back to home base. Silly Newbies.

[harrysacks]

apparently he had no idea what the hell he was doing

[PaintBoy101]

one day we were playing and the whistle blows and i run halfway up the left side of our speedball field (outback paintball) and my whole is sitting in bunkers like 5 feet from our starting bunker and they wouldnt move. i ran up and my gun was meesing up and ran out of paintballs trying to hit a guy (i got him eventually!) and so there was one guy left and i ran up and told him to surrender even though i had no paint he did! it was awesome!

[Kornithium]

IT was 100 on 100 rec ball last weekend. Like 20 of my team was walking along a road then we saw a firefight going on so we joined in. There was paint flying every where, whizzing through my hair, in bettween my legs like ****ing everywhere. As soon as a nuch of red got nailed i ran across the rad and climbed up in to their bunker\ trenches. I was crawling around and stayed there for about 5 min covered up. I then see a guy with a red shutter go about 10 m next to me (logs and bush were in the way) so i slowly and quietly made my way over. As soon as i got close enough i said "WHAT COLOR?" he said "RED!" (he didnt know i was beside him and didnt know i was blue) so i was just about to shoot him and BANG BANG BANG! He puts up his arms and walks out. Some other ****er stole my kill!!!!

[patriot]

Iwas playing in woods game and there was only three people left me , a dude guarding opposite teams base and some advancing to our base. so its two on 1.Ime in a ditch just to the right of the dude guarding the base. He never saw me in the ditch. I finally poked my head up to see where he was. He saw me so i ducked behind a tree and when he was shooting it sounded like his went out so i charged the base to my surprise the sound was from a ball not being in the chamber. So he pokes out shooting Ime like WHHOOAA!!! He never hit me and wasnt but like 15 feet from him while i was running at him and i barrel tagged him. IT WAS AWSOME!!!!

[Halliday]

I did my first bunker move today. Here are the funny things about it:

1) I was out of paint, so I just ran up around him and did the nice "tap on the shoulder with my barrel" bunker move.

2) The kid was 9 years old. (I'm 27)

Hey, at least I didn't shoot him point-blank, not that I could if I'd wanted to. :)

[Killers Are Quiet]

My second time ever playing speedball (paintball for that matter), it was just me (with ma rental) and some dude with cocker. We were about 15 ft apart, each behind a wooden X type bunker. He'd shoot then duck, I'd pop out, shoot then duck. Finally I said F this, popped out, and kept shooting the bunker as I ran up. Brought my gun and head over the bunker and saw the best deer in headlights look in my life:)

[Richy_C]

Ok, really awesome story, i was plainh hyperball and the was a guy in a lay down bunker so i rucshed right up to it, used my leg to push off the bucker into the air, and shot the dude from mid air, Ot was sweet!!!, matrix style baby!

[Lord Delta]

It was my first time at a real paintball field, usually I play on some forested land my family owns. Anyways, It was the second game of the day playing capture the flag. There was some guy stuck behind a rotten tree stump. Me and about 5 other guys had eliminated everyone else on that side of the field but could not get behind the dude behind the stump. I grew tired of waiting so I decided to try and bunker him. I read all these stories about bunkering so I wanted to try it. I told my guys to cover me when I went up but I never came under fire. The stump was about 4-5 feet tall and 3 feet wide, on the other side of the stump was a bunch of brush that he was hiding behind. I moved around the left side of the stump slowly because I didn't know where he was. All of a sudden he jumped up and fired at me, instinctively I fired back a couple of times and dove behind the stump. When I was behind the stump I checked myself out and couldn't believe I wasn't hit. I looked over the top of the stump and fired a couple times at him but missed, then I went back around the left side like before and shot at him several rounds. The ref was standing right behind the guy and called him out. As he walked off I saw that I hit him in the wrist. I don't know if i hit him anywhere else but at least I got him. Even though it wasn't a spectacular hit I still felt great because I had successfully bunkered a guy right in front of the ref. It was probably not that spectacular but I felt good because it was the first time I had done it and it also felt good because the other guys in the area didn't have the courage to go up and confront the guy.

[P8ntballshark]

One time I was playing with my TL plus and we were playing at a Sup air ball field. The teams were me and 9 other newbies vs. 10 Mexican newbies. We started off and it was so funny the Mexicans ran up and scared everyone cause they were acting as Rambow. One even rolled to get to a Bunker. I lit him up. Oh and I forgot to tell you we had our countdown 3..2..1.. they were already behind bunkers. Like 5 newbies on our team got out and most of the Mexicans got out. Then the mexican bunkering moves. One of them tried to bunker one of my teams newbs but was out of paint. Me and they newb lit him up. One of the Mexicans tried to jump over my "beer can" but tripped and got shot in the crotch. We eventually won but the funny thing is that none of the Mexicans ever tried to bunker or act like rambow the rest of the day.

[The~TidoJackson]

i was playin a 2v1 game against 2 of my friends. and i had snuck up behind one kid and nailed him in his back. then i went 2 go find the other kid. this kid was way a defencive player. i mean he didnt move! so i went 2 go find him. easy kill. well i couldnt find him so i layed on the ground and used a rock as a pillow til he moved i mean help the newbees out give um an easy kill so i was layin down every once and a while id stand up and dance and lay back down
finally i c him hes tryin 2 sneak up behind me so i stand wide open in the middle of the feild and he fires one ball.
ONE BALL. and........... missed. then he ran i was like ok and chased after him and bunkered/cold killed him with no paint i asked why he one shot one ball cuz he had only one ball left and missed me at 50 feet! It was fun chasin after him for 5 min he had that im dead run as fast as i can look on his face. its so much fun 2 eliminate peeps without paint

[The~TidoJackson]

i was playin a 2v1 game against 2 of my friends. and i had snuck up behind one kid and nailed him in his back. then i went 2 go find the other kid. this kid was way a defencive player. i mean he didnt move! so i went 2 go find him. easy kill. well i couldnt find him so i layed on the ground and used a rock as a pillow til he moved i mean help the newbees out give um an easy kill so i was layin down every once and a while id stand up and dance and lay back down
finally i c him hes tryin 2 sneak up behind me so i stand wide open in the middle of the feild and he fires one ball.
ONE BALL. and........... missed. then he ran i was like ok and chased after him and bunkered/cold killed him with no paint i asked why he one shot one ball cuz he had only one ball left and missed me at 15 feet! It was fun chasin after him for 5 min he had that im dead run as fast as i can look on his face. its so much fun 2 eliminate peeps without paint