Gun Features that i've never heard of

[VerySolidSnake]

"This Electronic assisted semi-automatic marker has an Information Center with Voice prompts and Vibration mode, LCD Backlit display and Double Touch Trigger, Quick Strip Pin, Vertical FeedPort, Volumizer, Regulator, Integrated Sight Rail and Custom Aluminum Grip Frame."

Anyone know what it means by Voice prompts, Vibration mode, and Volumizer? People at the JT forum seem not to know so i'm asking you fellas. (btw this is for the JT Excellerator 6.0)

[The Legend]

Voice prompts = the gun talks to you
Vibrator(:D) = the game timer is set up to vibrate on set times, say every minute
Volumizer = fancy term for low pressure chamber. It doesnt do anything really.

[VerySolidSnake]

LOL! A talking gun! He can be my only friend now :)

What the hell does it say to you?

[UTLadiesMan]

"WATCH OUT! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE BUNKERED FROM THE LEFT!"

"You're out of ammo, stupid."

"If I vibrated more, would you hold me more personally?"

You - "Shoot faster damnit".
Marker - "Sure, no problem. Here, let me turn off the laws of the universe first...:rolleyes: "

and of course, my favorite:
"Hey, ref! I so nailed that guy! He's wiping! :pissed: "

[Micewheelz72]

LOL

[VerySolidSnake]

"Quit fingering me!"

[UTLadiesMan]

Originally posted by VerySolidSnake
"Quit fingering me!"

ROFLMFAO. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[VerySolidSnake]

JT 6.0: "If you are to shove me in there, please turn on the saftey"

Good thing, we don't want baby paintballs running around :)

[133+ Player]

"If i'm going in there shouldn't i wear a condom?"

[Friday]

JT 6.0 to another marker: "Hey, want to polish my internals?"

"Damn! I'm breaking my a lot of balls!" (I'm not saying that JTs have a lot of ball breaks :))

"I think it's time to put some oil through my ASA."

[AK47]

"stroke me, a little harder, thats better. Now hold me, cuttle me,tease me a little, tease my internals"

The player: "dam your fine, I can't get enough of you!"

[VerySolidSnake]

"ooooooooooooooh yeaaaaahhh.... do it hardy baby..... oooooh yes yes yes yes yes !!!!!""
(Just imagine that going off in the middle of a game so everyone else could hear!! LOL)

[FrOnTMaN]

i" sure as hell hope for your sake that was just your squegee"

[jaredu]

"No you horny *******, the vibration mode is not for THAT!!!"

[jaredu]

Originally posted by VerySolidSnake
Good thing, we don't want baby paintballs running around :) [/B]



But if little baby paintballs were running around, couldn't we raise them and breed then and get free paintballs????

Imagine this: RPS babies with Brass Eagle babies...:laugh:

[Friday]

lol, this thread should be renamed to "If your (insert paintball product) could talk..."

"I've been getting a lot of gas lately, must be the weather."

Male paintball gun hitting on a female gun: "Your velocity adjuster must be too high, because you are HOT!!"

"I agitate my balls because if I don't they get chopped."

[Ed' E]

(gun bragging to buddy guns)
"Yup well i got a sixteen incher, how 'bout yourself?"

(gun pointing at Blade or some other cheap crap)
"Awww look at him isn't he cute ."

(Autococker stopping an arguement between a Shutter and an Xtra that are arguing which is better for a newbie)
"Hey now! let's just give our little velocity adjusters a good couple of turns or to the left so and we can settle this calmly and peacefully."


"Did u see that little purple java edition TL+? She was checkin' you out man! Hey go for it! After the game ask her if she would like to go with u to get your tanks filled."

"OUCH!OUCH!OUCH! Ooooooooohhh watch it my balls are jammed!"

[dropkick]

Shocker - "Why am I so fat?"

[cardbordwarrior]

gun to owner how bout a hand job on my bolt with some of the wdp love juice:wink2:

[VerySolidSnake]

"aahhhh... don't you remember the good old days? From when first met? You'd use to greese me up every single night! Is our relationship growing stale? Is it something i said?"

[Surreal]

jt 6.0 : "want me to shoot fast and hard? just keep fingering my trigger, dont stop!"

[FrOnTMaN]

old faithful gun to owner after catching him cleaning a new gun
owner"oooooo yea....u like that lubne job i did dont you....u want me to walk that dont you.."
gun:"OH MY GOD....HOW LONG HASTHIS BEEN GOING ON???"
owner:"its not what it looks like! she needed some gentle hands!"
gun:"i cant beleive im hearing this! when were you planning on telling me this!?!?!?"
owner:"i dont know..i would see people cleaning them and i got excited! i dont know why! i just needed a new experience!!"
gun:"we could have bought one of those new triggers to add excitment! we could have made it worked!!!"
owner:"it would have never worked! the short stroking! the mess it made when it happened! i couldnt take it anymore!"


what the hell did i just write:eyes:
what the hell am i on:eyes: :eyes:

[PMI_Guy]

im sorry.
DAYS OF OUR ELECTROS :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Havoc45]

We are all talking about orgasms of paintball guns?
Yeah... we are loosers j/k

[green_kat]

wow, you folks need help. i suggest you consult your yellow pages under funny farm.

[blinkpk11]

if its open bolt and u dont oil it, it will say: "insert finger into feed tube, and pull trigger as fast as you can."

[Friday]

"Do I look fat in this wrap around grip?"

One gun taunting another gun:
"I'm going to rip you a new ASA!"
"My valve is higher flowing than your valve."

Milling=Marker Liposuction?

[MuckRaker]

"Don't lay me down yet, I'm not wearing a condom.":wink2:

[Havoc45]

You can tell some thought went into that one :laugh:

[carrim]

JT 6.0 to Autococker:

"I could whoop your *** you glorified pump!"

Autococker to JT 6.0

"At least I don't need a battery to use my balls"

[DeAd SoUlJa]

lol this thread is mad funny

[VerySolidSnake]

Player: "Agh everythings going terrible, i hate my life. My girlfriend dumped me, i totalled my car, got busted for smoking, and kicked out of my house. All i need is some help and guid..."

[vibrator goes off]

JT 6.0: "Alright times up......... looser"


We could all use a lil help can't we?

[PMI_Guy]

DAYS OF OUR ELECTROS:
STARRING
Dr. Semi: your run of the mill doctor, not very respected.
Mr. Shocker: Weight Lifter, UGLY!
i cant think of any more, need pizza :rolleyes: :slurp: :jester:

[Paintball_Playa]

Tippy- "NO I'M NOT UGLY!!! MY MOM SAYS I'M COOL!!!"

[giblit]

haha all that stuff will be coming soon

im tired having my vibration on when i go there, can we try somethng new?

[Ed' E]

Eddie and David talking about paintball gun brands

Eddie-"Yup them Spyders are rascals."

David-?

Eddie-"You know that day we went pballing last year when John and his little bro came with us."

David-"yeah."

Eddie-"well they forgot there guns at my house, a black TL + and a blue Xtra, i just put them away in the back of my closet and forgot all bout them. John and his bro forgot also until about nine months later when they asked for them back. so i opened up my closet and lo and behold there nestled in between the proud looking Xtra and motherly looking the TL + was a nice little blue to black fade, vert feed Agressor."




:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

David-"that explains alot