Make a wish have it horribly corrupted, paintball style!

[Eppster]

Im pretty sure you know how the game goes,but for those whom dont know you make a wish(paintball mind you!) and the next poster corrupts it.
EXAMPLE! post 1 <wish>
post 2 <corruption of wish>
<wish>
And it keeps going on and on.
PLEASE KEEP THIS ON TOPIC!

NEXT POSTER STARTS!

[aperson]

I wish Tippmanns didn't suck so much :dodgy:

[413sonix]

I wish my gun weren't broken.

[Eppster]

^ granted but now you have arthritus!

I wish I had an infamous intimidator.

[thekid]

Granted. I wish you made non- failing threads

granted
but i wish you werent true so much, exspecially in this thread... :dodgy:

there was exactly the same one of these a while ago

[8legedspyder]

i wish i had 5 grand to blow all on paintball

And the tippmann one its granted but now tippmans are 2 grand

[aperson]

granted, but now gravity hoppers are 8 grand...

I wish all my wishes couldnt be corrupted :P

the other thread like this was in OT and wasnt only paintball, so this thread only half fails

[Zaunji]

i wish i had 5 grand to blow all on paintball

Granted, but you don't get to spend it. You have it... you can tell your friends that, but its inside an un-breakable box, thats lined with acid. The only way to open the box... is to burn all sides and corners at the same time, of course this will ruin the money...

[Oni Gumo]

Fail! theres already been one of these

Oh for the love of...
Shut up, Hurley. You're more annoying than a thread with the same concept of an older in OT. "Fail" went out two years ago, you must have missed the memo.

[/your overinflated ego]

Anyway...on topic.

I wish that my UC kit would come in.

[aperson]

It came in, but it doesnt work :P

i wish i was better than ollie lang and chris lasoya (i need those wiping skills :dodgy:) combined

[brmurray]

granted, but no team will let you play with them.



I wish wives understood why men love paintball.

[thisisnotatoy]

I wish that my hopper would magically never run out of paintballs, no matter how many I fired, and they would all be marballizers too.

[bam wannabe]

granted, but no team will let you play with them.



I wish wives understood why men love paintball.


granted. but now the wives have more things to spend your hard earned money on. :dodgy:


i wish i could make it to the snake off the break every time without getting hit.

[thisisnotatoy]

granted. but now the wives have more things to spend your hard earned money on. :dodgy:


i wish i could make it to the snake off the break every time without getting hit.

Granted, but now...every time you make it to the snake, you suddenly have an irritating and embarrassing burning sensation in your crotch.

[dead head]

^^ your wish of nothing is now granted the sad thing is though you now have aids. :dodgy:

I wish I had enough money to pay for all my paintball expenses forever...

[8legedspyder]

dead heads wish is granted but all that money is in stocks that you cant sell

[MyEtekEgo]

i wish i could play more often

[Etfren]

I wish that my hopper would magically never run out of paintballs, no matter how many I fired, and they would all be marballizers too.

Granted, however, everyother ball chops. :P

I wish I could shoot atleast one person off the break.

[The_beast]

You can, but it is a civilian that gets hit with one of your stray shots. You are charged with assault.

I wish my tac was an E tac...

[thisisnotatoy]

You can, but it is a civilian that gets hit with one of your stray shots. You are charged with assault.

I wish my tac was an E tac...

Granted, but now you're in for a "shock" b/c you have E-everything...e-chairs, e-underwear, e-pets, etc....

[thisisnotatoy]

I wish that I owned Dye and they made me their president/C.E.O. for life...

[aperson]

granted, but dye just went out of business...

i wish i won :)

[thisisnotatoy]

wish granted. but due to your lack of the corporate knowledge of DYE, its sales/business crash and you're thrown out on the streets.


i wish i was dating keely watson.


lol, good one. Granted, but....you discover that Keely was once a man.

[bam wannabe]

lol, good one. Granted, but....you discover that Keely was once a man.

key word... "once" not anymore;)

and you're slacking on posting your own wishes after you ruin mine.




i wish i had an 07 ego :(
(it's a simple, and straight to the point wish.)

[thisisnotatoy]

key word... "once" not anymore;)

and you're slacking on posting your own wishes after you ruin mine.




i wish i had an 07 ego :(
(it's a simple, and straight to the point wish.)

Sorry, forgot to post another wish...I wish that paintballs tasted like warm, tender, oven-roasted chicken.

[aperson]

granted, but PE just got sued by SP so you cant use it

i wish people would ruin my wishes :)

EDIT:
Sorry, forgot to post another wish...I wish that paintballs tasted like warm, tender, oven-roasted chicken.

granted, but you never get shot in the mask again...only the back of the head

[thisisnotatoy]

granted, but PE just got sued by SP so you cant use it

i wish people would ruin my wishes :)

EDIT:


granted, but you never get shot in the mask again...only the back of the head

Granted, people will ruin your wishes...and in return, whenever playing paintball and moving about on the field, you must mumble "Kibbles n' bits, kibbles n' bitsss...gotta get me some Kibbles n' bitss repeatedly over and over."

[Etfren]

You forgot to post a new wish to be corrupted.

I wish the Pulse was still being made.

[Zaunji]

You forgot to post a new wish to be corrupted.

I wish the Pulse was still being made.
Granted but now the pulse comes with a hopper full of sea scorpions, and are too expensive for anyone to buy.

I wish that that I was 7 feet tall.

[aperson]

granted, but everyone else is 8 feet tall

i wish i was the best paintball player in the world....oh wait i already am :D

[thisisnotatoy]

granted, but everyone else is 8 feet tall

i wish i was the best paintball player in the world....oh wait i already am :D

Granted, but you're sponsored by Depends undergarments. :P

I wish that I created my own marker and that it was the fastest, lightest, and most durable gun ever made.

[wrath_ltd]

granted but now it is broken and no one has parts for it...

i wish green was orange...

[Smart Partys]

granted, but now you are colorblind.

I wish I was a paintball genie and could grant whatever paintball wish i want.

[Lopez17]

This is the wrong place for threads like this.