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protofreak
04-18-2007, 02:29 PM
whos seen it and what did you think

jitters93
04-18-2007, 02:37 PM
i liked there mask and the legends they used

spydadude
04-18-2007, 02:53 PM
That was a sprite commercial.

The Vault commercial was funny. People will whine because it portrays paintball in a bad light, but comedy is comedy to me. I had a laugh.

jitters93
04-18-2007, 02:55 PM
oooh the vault "camp paintball" one, i like how the throw the squirl but the guys are lifting up there masks and such even tho the tipperguys didnt even seem to be fire and all the splats seemd to be fake or w\e

413sonix
04-18-2007, 02:56 PM
I love it when he throws the squirell. Vault sucks though.

protofreak
04-18-2007, 02:58 PM
i love the fact that if you notice the hoppers are empty

413sonix
04-18-2007, 03:13 PM
It reminds me of the first time my two friends were playing paintball. They were just running through the woods shooting at each other, not even bothering to hide or anything.

Zaunji
04-18-2007, 03:17 PM
There was a thread already on this. :eyes:
They're gonna make people think that paintball is okay to play with ski goggles. :tdown: Which is bad. Vualt is a knob.

OWNAGE
04-18-2007, 03:20 PM
The commercial was going for comedy, not realistic. It was obvious and a non-player will even note that.

I'm sure no one is going to throw a squirrel at someone during a real game.

Zaunji
04-18-2007, 03:25 PM
They could have atleast gotten something better then ski goggles for the commercial. Vualt is still a knob.

OWNAGE
04-18-2007, 03:26 PM
They could have atleast gotten something better then ski goggles for the commercial.
How else would he be able to take a drink of the Vault while still playing?

Zaunji
04-18-2007, 03:32 PM
Well.. uh... iuno. They could drink the Vualt while they are at the waiting area or something. Or, lifted a real mask to drink some vualt, which is still a bad thing to do... but yeah.

Vualt = Knob

bam wannabe
04-18-2007, 03:41 PM
Vualt = Knob


vAUlt. vault. v-a-u-l-t.


blah. 3 posts, all spelt wrong.

(sorry. I'm tired, and hungry. this just got on my nerves)




as for the commercial itself, i got a good laugh out of it.
i've come to accept that the general public wont look at paintball any differently than they already see it as, no matter how you represent it on tv.

Zaunji
04-18-2007, 03:44 PM
Sorry Vault is a knob.

bam wannabe
04-18-2007, 03:55 PM
Sorry Vault is a knob.

there ya go :D

jitters93
04-18-2007, 04:03 PM
How else would he be able to take a drink of the Vault while still playing?

one of those water pouch things wit the rubber tube/straw what ever.. ...

413sonix
04-18-2007, 05:19 PM
The commercial was going for comedy, not realistic. It was obvious and a non-player will even note that.

I'm sure no one is going to throw a squirrel at someone during a real game.

I threw a rabies infested raccoon at my friend once...:dodgy:

kwalski
04-18-2007, 05:20 PM
i love the fact that if you notice the hoppers are empty

not true. watch the hopper when he does the flip. Its got a good 50-60 balls in there.

on a whole, i giggled

babustos
04-18-2007, 05:47 PM
I thought it was pretty funny, even though it wasn't trying to be realistic at all since a guy threw a squirrel, another guy did a backflip running up a wall, people were wearing ski goggles, and people lifted their masks up in the middle of their "game" or however you want to call it.

di$TOrTed
04-18-2007, 06:32 PM
i've seen it 3 times in the last 2 days on Spike tv

Ill_Captain
04-18-2007, 06:43 PM
Vault tastes like watered down donkey ***. If i was paintballing and drank some, I'd probably throw squirrels at people too.

protofreak
04-19-2007, 04:40 AM
tippman has compitition now some body found a better gernade its furry and wants to rip ur oppents eyes out

413sonix
04-19-2007, 06:38 AM
tippman has compitition now some body found a better gernade its furry and wants to rip ur oppents eyes out

I think trying to urinate on your opponent is more likely to eliminate them than a Squadbuster. :nododgy:

Furious5
04-19-2007, 07:30 AM
I liked it when they chased the guy to the rock and he flipped over them adn shot them in the back.

Headhunter
04-19-2007, 08:39 AM
I would like to point out to all those that say that this commericial put paintball in a bad light that EVERYONE who is on the recievinbg end of the paint has their mask on CORRECTLY. The shooter, who is wearing ski goggles, is never shot at and therefore not in any REAL danger. The other players only left their mask AFTER the 'game' is over. Other than that, I laugh every time I see that commericial. I think it is hilarious. I have no opinion on how Vault taste, I just wonder about the person(Ill_Captain) who compared it to a donkeys rectum; personal experience?? :eyes:

413sonix
04-19-2007, 09:32 AM
Vault is horrible. I don't know what ingredients spawned such a horrible drink. It's worse than the whole rotten archive.

JChan819
04-19-2007, 09:53 AM
Vault isn't as bad as Red Bull. Red Bull has a weird aftertaste, leaving me flustered. I wonder if by wiiings they mean waking you up by putting something that tastes horrific in your mouth.

L BLOODY
04-19-2007, 10:19 AM
I wonder if by wiiings they mean waking you up by putting something that tastes horrific in your mouth.I give my wife wiiings.http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p282/8100dy/yelrotflmao.gifhttp://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p282/8100dy/yelrotflmao.gifSorry that was just too tempting.

^_^
04-19-2007, 10:23 AM
It did kind of portray paintball in a bad light. The players in the commericial weren't practicing proper safety. It's just bad publicity for the sport, as there are lots of ignorant people and they say bad things about our sport. They say it's not safe and violent etc. This just helps prove their cause in their eyes for all they know that's how paintball is always really played.

L BLOODY
04-19-2007, 11:41 AM
I give my wife wiiings.http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p282/8100dy/yelrotflmao.gifhttp://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p282/8100dy/yelrotflmao.gifSorry that was just too tempting.Super LOL (seems I'm the only one)

protofreak
04-19-2007, 11:56 AM
shame on you blood there are lil kids on here but they are to young to get what you said

L BLOODY
04-19-2007, 12:03 PM
shame on you blood there are lil kids on here but they are to young to get what you saidDammn anklebiters everywhere I go!!

protofreak
04-19-2007, 12:13 PM
every one over 18 got it so they all giggled

Ill_Captain
04-19-2007, 01:52 PM
I just wonder about the person(Ill_Captain) who compared it to a donkeys rectum; personal experience?? :eyes:

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. :dodgy:

thekid
04-19-2007, 01:57 PM
Super LOL (seems I'm the only one)

u just quoted urself :eyes:
never seen anyone really do it except if there answering someones question that they have already answered and were to lazy to repost wat the answer is

L BLOODY
04-19-2007, 02:07 PM
u just quoted urself :eyes:
never seen anyone really do it except if there answering someones question that they have already answered and were to lazy to repost wat the answer isself quotage is Uber 1337

f2f4
04-19-2007, 03:05 PM
Uber 1337

Oh snap, he went there.






I like the commercial. Screw proper safety, people aren't THAT stupid (and I'm a firm proponent of natural selection in most cases as it is). It's hilarious.

413sonix
04-19-2007, 03:16 PM
Think I can shoot a squirell through my Model 98? It would be more effective than throwing it.

The commercial probably got PETA pissed off though.

Headhunter
04-19-2007, 03:37 PM
The commercial probably got PETA pissed off though.They probably wet themselves with happiness cause the squirrel was 'defending it's home'.

413sonix
04-19-2007, 03:50 PM
They probably wet themselves with happiness cause the squirrel was 'defending it's home'.

0h n0es!1! its b33ing indang3rd by t3h paintballz0rz!111!11!! :dodgy:

Etfren
04-19-2007, 03:59 PM
0h n0es!1! its b33ing indang3rd by t3h paintballz0rz!111!11!! :dodgy:

ROFL!

The commercial was funny, but I think it is better that they had the guy wear ski goggles so he could drink the Vault (of which I have no comment on taste as i have never had it, or any other kind of energy drink) was probably better than having him wear a normal mask and lift it up to drink.

babustos
04-19-2007, 04:40 PM
I think its funny how every person had "PAINTBALL" on their shirt.