Don't throw paintballs at cars

[bigbobmegadeth]

The other day i was driving and had just pulled out of a paintball store parking lot and was driving on a 2 lane road and a car was coming the other way. without thinking i picked up a paintball that was just sitting in my cup holder and tossed it out the window at some guys car(thinking it would be funny). It hit smack dead center in his front windshield. We were in a buisness park so the speed limit was like 25, we were both probably going about thirty. I glance up in my rear view to see him slaming on the brakes and making a quick u turn over the double yellow, the first thing i thing i think is "who cares what could he do". so i was waiting do make a left when i saw him turning around so i instantly made a right turn to get away from him. next thing i know he is right on my ASSprin chasing me through this buisness park at like 80 mph, now im startin to get scared when i come to a T in the road and he cuts me off forcing me down to a dead end, i get down to the dead end and he tries to box me in. Mean while, my 2 friends in the car start to get histarical, yelling "HE'S GOT A GUN!". so i drive over all the bushes and fullage on the side walk to get around him and i floor it. i made it to the freeway running every red light on the way, almost hitting about 5 cars. i finaly get on the freeway and think i am safe when my friend looks back and says, "OH SHIoT". I look back in the rear view and sure enuff, a big wite chevy truck with a neon green splat of nelson on the window! he cased me for about thirty miles down 2 different freeways going about 120-130 in the emergency lanes waving a revolver at me. finaly i got to the exit that goes to my house and got off and ran every red light. i finaly lost him when i got to the entrance to my neighbor hood. He couldn't go in because i live in a gated community. I will never throw anything out of my car again.

[DeAd-EyE]

good...now u've learned a valuable lesson.

[green_kat]

yep you learned a lesson.
but let me ask you. were you dropped on your head as a child? or perhaps left on top of a car? or maybe even hit with a mid-town bus. or some other dense object. or maybe you ate a lot of paint chips as a child. or were attacked by an oversexed greyhound.

[carrim]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I needed a laugh. Thanks.

[tourny_wannabe]

you almost learned another good lesson..not to run a red light
you shoulda gotten a picture of his face[ even though he had a gun] it sounds like he would hilarious with that red face
prob look like this:pissed:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thanks for the laugh

[UberKey]

Oh my lord.. that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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[AK47]

Thats so funny!:laugh: The lesson to learn is to keep a 9mm under your seat. Im asumming this is the U.S., you should be smarter to what you do to people, look at all the bullet holes in signs.:D

[NYRChaoS]

cockers rule im getting one soon............ as soon as i get some money yay!!!!

[NYRChaoS]

ya thanks for that important tip lol cars and paintball never would of thought of that............ lol
rofl!!!
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[Kreno]

I know how scary that can be, one time I got chased by a bunch of guys in a tricked out van or something, they all got out and wanted to beat the hell out of me and my friend because my friend flipped them off when they flashed a gang sign at us that involved the finger... anyway to make a long story short we got into a really public area and when they realized where they were they decided not to do anything... good thing to, they were big and mean lookin'

[xXAFireInsideXx]

LOL, a somewhat similar story...
ok, me and my freind sometimes spit spitwads out of our friend's car at other people and their cars, being idiots.
so, yesterday, we are stopped at a red light, in the middle lane, with the left lane ond our lane stopped, but the right lane still flowing. So a big macho, silver ford w/ big wheels, and raised suspension (you know, the truck you buy to compensate for your really small wang) Being driven by some wannabe badarse wearing sunglasses sticking his head out the window. so my freind mike shoots him in the face with a nice big slimy spitwad, it hits him right in the cheek. so the guy stops right next to us, opens his door, and tries to kick my freind val's p.o.s. '87 volvo, and misses cuz his effing truck is too high! :laugh:
so the guy pulls up a little, the pulls back, and tries to spit on her car, but misses again :laugh: so then i see him going toward the glove box, and i was thinking "oh sheeot, that better not be a gun, or this guy is a real a*shole", but its a few pennies that he throws at our crap old volvo. and then the guy peels off and turns the corner like a *****.
ah, it was histerical, i couldnt stop laughing.

[Kreno]

LOL, now that's entertainment, fortunately you probably don't have a fear of people following you now... I'm scarred for life I tell ya!

[AK47]

You got to be aware of rebels like that!:laugh:

[NYRChaoS]

thats some crazy shiz man............. lol ;)

[bigbobmegadeth]

yea, i am a pretty heads up guy, but it was just a paintball and i just had a brain fart.

[ThaFiend]

ROFL white chevy truck and a revolver....


Did he have a cowboy hat too?? :laugh: :laugh:

Anyway.... yeah dude, maybe if it were some old lady's car or something then it would be funny...... but if it's some psycho redneck then try to steer clear... NO MORE TRUCKS! lol and by the way what kind of ride do you have? just wondering since you drove over all that crap.....

lol tho man he had a gun!!!! ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha psycho white trash as it's finest!

[bigbobmegadeth]

I have a wite 71 chevey suburban,3/4, brand new custom built 350(Freekin Fast) i bought it from a guy that races vintage corvets and he did the engine, and i did all the body work and interior work. sorry this is off topic. :|

[gooniegoogoo]

my friend likes to throw paintballs at the side of trucks

[i like tictacs]

thats hilarious, i am sneaking PBR in copmuter class, come to read this and start lauhgiing hiysterically. im at home now afer my detention lol!!!

:crazy:

[weefek]

i throw paintballs out of cars, but not at other cars.

[Killer Kat]

Gotta tell ya I'm glad you don't have a great big ole cup holder with sledge hammers in it! Wow :eek: Aren't you worried this guy didn't get your plate number? I wish you guys would think a little harder before you act.

To be really honest with ya Bob, I'm sorry ya did this. Yeah I know I'm showing my old age again, However it's yet another black eye paintball will wear. Even though no markers were used it still appears as a paint related issue. The next time I see a thread about a state, city , or town proposing banning paintball I'll be thinking about these stories and try to link them together.

[AK47]

OK Kat, so if he threw a baseball, would that give Baseball a black eye?:confused:

[p8ntballbadger69]

that is a pretty stupid thing to do but omg thats hilarious I almost died laughing. it prolly woulda been pretty scarry with a guy chasing u with a gun in his hand shaking it at you. anyway I think even if he did get ur plates hed be in alot more trouble for chasing u down shaking a gun

[Killer Kat]

Originally posted by AK47
OK Kat, so if he threw a baseball, would that give Baseball a black eye?:confused:

AK, What? Would you throw a base ball out the drivers window into on-coming traffic? That could kill somebody. As could paint, think about what could have happened. Granted the guy was only going 25mph tops, However what if, somebody was walking along this street and when the paint hit the window the driver spun his wheel. It was stupid. Not funny!

[Deep Sixx]

I'm with Kat on this... it's children like you that really screw things up for the rest of us. Think before you act. I find it very ironic that you idiots that throw paintballs at cars and generally misuse markers are the same ones whining when people think paintballers are just a bunch of hooligans and try to ban the sport. Looking at some people's behaviour, I tend to agree with them.

D6

[jero000]

lol... nice nice...
but that was a childish thing to do...
u should be happy that ur alive... the guy could have shot at you...
or yet he could actually sue u for damage or whatever... i ainit no law student :rolleyes:

well at least u learn a lesson.

[weefek]

I think the reason people wouldn't bash baseball if they through baseballs out the window, is because baseball is a way larger sport than paintball. I mean, you see baseball on TV all the time. Not paintball. When someone gets vandalized with a paintball(s), they probably think "darn paintballers." If they got hit by a baseball, well obviously they know it wasn't the people they see on TV playing baseball that did it, so they just blame it on kids or something. Once paintball gets on TV, and becomes a regular sport (may not happen for a long time unfortunately) I believe most stereotypes will disappear.

[-RuShPB227-]

I wouldnt be suprised if someone got your tag number and reported it to the cops if you ran so many red lights.

[Taste_Me]

I don't mean to flame any one but I hope that you realize that you are a moron! for gods sake I am only sixteen and I would never do something that stupid, you do realize that PAINT ON THE WINDSHIELD WILL BLOCK ONES VIEW!!! Jesus Christ it's people like you that ruin it for the rest of us

I hope your caught and the cops take away your marker bigbobmegadeth, that way you won't be able to cause any more trouble.

[tourny_wannabe]

geez just gotta cool down there big boy, he learned his lesson and i hope u dont blow a nut screaming over this any more be like my lil smily fac3e and simmy down:cool:

[« ghôst ¬]

Now that had to be the funniest thing I have ever read ONLINE... it actually made me LAUGH... good one...

[bigbobmegadeth]

Originally posted by Taste_Me
I don't mean to flame any one but I hope that you realize that you are a moron! for gods sake I am only sixteen and I would never do something that stupid, you do realize that PAINT ON THE WINDSHIELD WILL BLOCK ONES VIEW!!! Jesus Christ it's people like you that ruin it for the rest of us

I hope your caught and the cops take away your marker bigbobmegadeth, that way you won't be able to cause any more trouble.

ok, look, i know it was stupid. But i just want thinking at the time. You yell at me like you've never done anything you wish you could take back.
and the whole thing with the cops coming to my house and taking away my paintball marker? get real, he was waving a firearm, thats a fellony brotha, im sure they are not worried about a little paintball throwing, thats just a few community service hours. I should have called 911 now that i look back on it. I regret that i didnt because some other poor guy is going to piss him off and mabey end up getting shot, that guy should be in jail right now. And I should be picking up trash on the freeway.

[Havoc45]

I'm sorry but I also side with cat. I mean sure we may look at stuff we do as childish. I should know I'm only 16 also. But you really gotta condisder stuff. I mean paintball has a bad rep on its own by bystanderds and hypocritical parents. But stuff like that is seriously not going to help. I do stupid stuff like write "wang" on a window or something. But not throw stuff like PAINT on, on-coming traffic.

[bigbobmegadeth]

Gotta tell ya I'm glad you don't have a great big ole cup holder with sledge hammers in it! Wow Aren't you worried this guy didn't get your plate number? I wish you guys would think a little harder before you act.

sledge hammers and paintballs are a little different.

I'm sorry but I also side with cat. I mean sure we may look at stuff we do as childish. I should know I'm only 16 also. But you really gotta condisder stuff. I mean paintball has a bad rep on its own by bystanderds and hypocritical parents. But stuff like that is seriously not going to help. I do stupid stuff like write "wang" on a window or something. But not throw stuff like PAINT on, on-coming traffic.

i side with Kat to. i know it was stupid. im only 17.

[kra_z_fool]

ok, look, i know it was stupid. But i just want thinking at the time. You yell at me like you've never done anything you wish you could take back.

Think about it this way, that dude may be readin all this now, laughing.

At first when i read that i thought it was funny, but after i read the rest of the posts, i reallized it was funny but a huge price could have had to be payed. I know u learned ur lesson and thats good, but id be pretty dang mad to have a paintball hiot my windshield. I mean, id actually haveta wash my car.

[IromKnight]

face it guys...we've all done dumb things. weather not using barrel plugs or, in this case, making a guy who probably just lost his job ( my theory cuz he went crazy in an idustrial park) totally snap because u threw a paintball at his truck. I realize u wernt thinkin and did something icredably stupid. well...we forgive u bob;)

[bigbobmegadeth]

Thank you iromknight. if anyone else here browses other paintball forums it might be a good idea to post a like to this thread so more people could read this, have a good laff, and learn from my mistake.

[MCC]

i did something like that once on halloween.i was walkin around the neighborhood with my friend that night and this car comes flying by and he almost hit me and my friend with eggs.one egg landed and didnt break so my friend picked it up and the next time the car came by my friend threw the egg really hard at the car and it,and liked nocked the rust off it.so any way the car comes to a screeaching halt and 4 guys jump out and start chassin us.but we outran them and got away

[cris8762]

i spit onto the road once out of my window..problem was that a car came whizzing by as i spit..so i hit the guy in the ear!!!! he stopped and gave me a good yelling to..thankfully it was an older guy that prolly didnt feel like beating the piss out of my 15 yr. old body!!! from now on i never drop or throw anything out of a window ever again unless it is on the passenger side of a 1lane road where there are no pedestrians!!!man..almost got the s*** beat out of me!!

[IromKnight]

15 years old and driving alone:eyes:

[tourny_wannabe]

in kansas you can drive at 14

good try though:rolleyes:

[cris8762]

uhh...i was in the car with my buddy who is 18......but he was like " if that guy wants to kick ur *** i'm gonna stand there and point and laugh!!!".:eek: :eyes: ....what a friend......:rolleyes:

[shocker622]

hey man im a stupid 13 year old, i've done a few VERY stupid things i regretted and i kicked myself in the nuts for doing them, but i learned an important lesson every single time. you learned yours, you know what you did was stupid and dangerous and thats what matters, its cool man.

[Goose]

:drop: the guy had a gun???

[bigbobmegadeth]

a black revolver.

[cris8762]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: omg.....was theguy like waving it in the air at you guys?!?!?!??! geez.....people like that need to be putin institutions....i'll pay the extra taxes to put those people in mental homes;)

[paintallfreak]

learned a lessson AHAHAHA, the only lesson ive learned is that when u thow things at cars have a good running route.

[bigbobmegadeth]

omg.....was theguy like waving it in the air at you guys?!?!?!??! geez.....people like that need to be putin institutions....i'll pay the extra taxes to put those people in mental homes

not in the air, but it was inside his car and we could see it. I should have called the Police, and he should be in jail.

learned a lessson AHAHAHA, the only lesson ive learned is that when u thow things at cars have a good running route.
or just don't throw stuff at other cars.

[Reaper]

That is the funnest thing i heard all week

[TonyD246]

Wow, this thread is actually really old, but I just saw it. This reminded me though of something that happened to me though not to long ago. It does relate to this in a way, but it's pretty different.

ANYWAYS....Me and my neighbor always sit at the end of our road and just wave at the cars going by for kicks because we have nothing to do around our house. We get ppl waving all the time, and the occastional honk. Then there are those who like to be sh*theads and flip me off. So anyways, this one time this guy goes by and does this messed up wave. Some wannabe gang sign or something. He's driving this dropped down pimped out Cadillac right. Well as soon as he goes by I turn to my neighbor and repeat the little thing he did. He laughs and we continue to wave. Then we notice the guy slams on his brakes and throws the car into reverse. We just look at each other and don't know what to do. He pulls up next to us on our road (blocking an escape) and rolls down his window. "You gotta f*ckin problem brotha?" he asks. "Uh, no," I say just like in shock. He looks at us really mean, and puts his hand down in the center council. It looks like he wants to grab a gun. Me and my friend just look at each other scared sh*tless. I'm like, "We're just screwing around". Then he's like "Man I'm f*ckin w/ you, don't be so scared. Now you guys have a nice day" rolls up the window and take off. We sit for a minute then laugh our asses off!!! Then continue to wave at cars.

The next day I made another mistake. Some ******* flips us off, so I return the favor. I see the guy slam on his brakes again, and this time I didn't want any trouble, cuz their were 3 guys in the truck, and they looked like pretty rough dudes. So this time I just jump on my bike and high tail it home. When I came back outside, I saw their tracks go half way down our road (it's gravel) and then turn around cuz they didn't find me. Once again I just lauged.

[mp3monster123]

I would have pulled my marker on them!:goody:

Last new years eve me and 2 of my friends were painting cars from the top of my roof after we lit off fireworks. We must have painted at least 10 cars that night. We shot a passenger through the window(the window was rolled down) and blasted 2 other cars right behind them. The three cars all made a u-turn and pull up to a house thats for sale(my neighbor's old house) and 4 people all exit there vehicles and start hollaring for us to come out. While they were shouting obscenities me and my friends stealthily hop off my roof and into my house. Eventually they drove off and we all made a good laugh over the whole event.:laugh:

[ST.Rage]

1st of all you are an idiot if you throw paintballs or do anything to another driver on the road. There are people who will shoot you for something like that. Myself and my friends would probably just pummel you. On a lighter note coming back from d-day we had three vehicles, it was a pretty long drive, about 11 hours needless to say we got bored. One of my buddies threw a paintball at one of the other cars in our caravan and hit it. It then escalated to one guy dumping a whole bag of paintball through his sunroof onto the hood of another one of the 3rd car. It was covered in pink proball left over d-day paint! I was mad just cuz I would have preferred to have shot that paint. But hey that's what boredom does to ya. Note there were no other motorists on the road besides us. Safety 1st my friends.

[AK47]

Throw a paintball at a car in Canada and the only that will happen to you is the guy will throw a ploar bear at you:(