Your Worst deafeat!

[Slug]

My worst defeat ever came at my first tourney. It was a ten man team game and we all had either spyders or tippys.Well we get there and walla they all have angels bushmasters timmys and cockers.SO we just figured the player makes the gun so we thought we could take them.(we tried)At the break our team had its first disaster:( . THe 3 front and 3 middle players we had start to rush and some how get all triped up and everysinlgle one falls to the ground in a dogpile.(running is important hmmmm) 5 out of those six were shot down while they were helpless on the ground the six was able to stand up to get gogged.Our two tape players rush up alone to be slaughtered (one took 5 chest shots). Then me and our other back player had to go against ten guys.Well my teammate having never played before(we just forced him to go because we needed 10 people) ran off the field in terror.It ended in me going down in a blaze of glorious gunfire I took out one before i was shot at least 10 times. Man that was fun.:) :) :) :)

[AK47]

At a practice, It was 5 man sup air. Off the break 3 guys were gone, me and my teamate were beside each other so I knew I had to run to the other side of the field to prevent being flanked. I ran to the litle bunker beside me without getting shoot at so, feeling confident I ran 15ft to the bunker beside me, I got shot at least 6 times in the left forearm which all bounced, They had highends so I just gave up along with my teamate, this took all of 90 seconds. All of that day everything on the body bounced, unforuntly I had a rental so I couldn't fight back. :(

[jero000]

ehehehehe worst defeat huh?
well on the break... one of my 'trust worthly' teammates goes phyco and shoots all of us up on the break... boy we beat him up all the way to the dead zone! :pissed:
:D

[tippymann]

well, i haven't played a lot, only 6 or 7 times, and all were woods ball with my friends and very few rules. it was 2 v 2 and i was getting pinned down both my friends (opponents). i was thinking that maybe my teammate could get one of them, but i see his gunfire and notice that every single ball was breaking before they got out of the barrel. so, i was just like, screw this, and bolted, and i mean bolted. i dashed out and went flying down a hillside while being blasted at. i made it pretty far behind them and thought that if they retreated to get me my teammate could find a way to smoke one of them. but no. i couldn't even see him anywhere. i had two dudes blasting away their hoppers at me. i ended up getting smoked and realized sometimes mad dashes aren't always the best when your teammate's paint is bad.

[Radius]

My worst defeat was both embarassing and amazing. On the field I play at, when both tems take up position a ref blows his air horn to signal when his team is ready. After the first horn, we don't play until the second horn blows. So...

The first horn blows for the other team and my team is getting into position. Finally, we're almost ready and I'm talking to the ref. He says, "Ready?" and we answer "YEP!" and I turn just as the horn sounds. At that moment a paintbal hits me in the mouth guard. I was first out in under 1 second. The ref and I looked at each other for a second completely dumbfounded.

Turns out some newbie was excited and waiting for the horn. The other team was about 100 feet away and when the horn blew, he pulled the trigger out of sheer excitement and blew me away!

I will always remember that one, and so will many people at the field. :laugh: