I Just Stared in Laughter...

[bulletproof]

We were playing at Hidden Valley (Mr. Paintball) in California, we were playing spools and i made it even at the 50, and I was directly the opposite of "the man" with the angel, everyone on there team was focused on me, while this was happening one of our players (pump gun) snuck up...peaked under the bunker (on a slant)...you hear a shot and then a " I got you!", an angel got bunkered by a pump, Classic! Tell your stories that left you in laughter!

[AK47]

Today, me and my teamate were at a 3 man turny, there was only 2 of us and we bunkered 2 teams with a rental and a 10 year old marker. Thats somethin to laugh about.:laugh:

[the other one]

well, the game was 2 on 2 and i was with a guy about uhh..20 or so, against some coast Guard guys, one with a custom desert fox and the other with some gun with a 18" sniper barrel; dead accurate from most distances, and anyway, i owe this game to my partner. he crawled off in some bushes right away, and fired from one spot, then rolled over and fired from another position, so he made it look like both of us were over there. anyway, i flanked around to the other side of the feild, and being the junior player, lit up both of the coast guard guys in about two to three shots each. they didn't know where i was or anything. i was laughing my head off. they just kinda gave me the evil look. one of those "you had to have been there" type things.

[123justin]

My three cousins and I who own 2 cockers, Kingman EM1, and a response triggered flatline Tippman played at an indoor field and these 5 rentals showed up.

We played full field from corner to corner. We all fired like mad off the break and nailed all of them at once.:D

[TikiMenace]

probably the funniest thing i have ever seen was when a kid ran down an embankment when we were playing deep woods. All of a sudden he jumps up to tell us that he found a paint grenade that someone dropped. He was lit up immediately.

[DagNasty]

showed up to paintball one morning and a construction company decided to have company day out playing paintball. We were playing 20 on 20 (give or take) with 90% newbies, we were on a good 10 acres of field with multiple forts, etc...you get the picture, after 30 mins of game time the refs called the game, but we were missing one of the newbies. So we split up looking for him. His buddies said we couldn't miss him, he was a 300 pound Hawain guy and wearing snow cammo (in 70 degree weather)... well..to make this long story short.. he figured climbing into a tree would be a good "tactical" maneuver. Except he dropped his marker and couldn't climb down. Picture, if you will, a 300 pound Hawain guy, half asleep in snow cammo, stuck in a tree. It doesn't get any better. Where was my camcorder when I needed it. :laugh:

[Super 3]

On this one game one of the refs decided to play with his tippman pump and he was going at it with some lillte punk kid with an angel. Anyway he yelled at the ref to check the kid and the ref called him clean so he gets pissed calls himself out and walks over to the bunker yelling and pointing at the kid's high rise which was wearing a big green splotch.

[bulletproof]

Hows that funny?

[TikiMenace]

What do you mean "how's that funny?"? Splotch, Green, POINTING!!! how is the NOT funny?!??!

[TikiMenace]

Another funny story I just remembered. This guy, Pat, was playing a speed-ball game when he was trapped behind a bunker. A kid runs up to him, points his gun at him and says "You're out!". Well, good ole Pat doesn't believe in surrendering so instead he just turns around and shoots the guy in the chest from 5 feet away. "No, you're out"...

[MINDofSIN]

It was 5 on 1. A walking billboard for JT shooting a Dark Angel was in the back middle against the entire team. He shot two out, pulled off a perfectly timed mugging on a guy in the left snake, and ran the flag in, shooting the other two on the run. It was awesome.

After the game, this guy walks over to the other team, smiles and says "That was left handed."

It was so funny at the time...

[Nautica King]

lol left handed wow ! ....... i do that all the time :crazy: o did i tell u i was a lefty ?

[agentsmith]

i was playing a game with about 130 people on a field about 100 feet by 100 feet. (really small) there was bamboo everywhere so you couldn't see anything. at the end there was about 5 of us and 30-40 of them. me and brother take out about 10-15 but then the sneak up on our side and totally lit us up. i got hit about 7 times in the head and chest. another guy gut hit at least 10 times from 3 feet away. he was pissed and cussing.

[Shoe3]

in my brothers first game, he had a rental. a kid with an angel bunkered him, and shot 13 rounds, one problem THE KID'S BARREL PLUG WAS IN!!!!!!! so my bro shot him, and the angel toter had a fun time cleaning his gun