I know a dork, won't die, need help

[Drtacobell]

This guy i know is pretty good in paintball, hes hard to get he flanks you all the time and shoots you with his auto. He wont shut up about how good he is and shoots your shoes when your walking back after playing, but i can;t shoot him! I need tips...

[PunkRocker]

You actually just stand there and let him pelt your feet AFTER a game? Get in his face and tell him that you dont umm appreciate him doing that... He can brag all he wants but thats not cool at all...

[Mission540]

I'd set him up for an ambush. Have one of your teammates position himself where bonehead is most likely to flank you. Then your teammate sits quietly until bonehead tries to flank you. He should be easy pickings.
As for shooting your feet when your walking off the field, this guy sounds like he's asking for @$$ whoop'n.

[Splat Attack]

yeah if someone did that to me, id lite him up, but make sure i had a bunch of friends around so he dont shoot me with the full auto

[PBSouLjAh]

haha.........i think one day.....when he tries to flank you, get ur whole team, to take a couple shots, and everyone start firing at him. 9 semi's can shoot hella faster than one full auto. lets see...if everyone shoots 10bps....dats 90 balls a second on dat guy.

[Splat Attack]

ouch! can you imagine getting lit up like that. Probably would like give him internal bleeding!

[A damn fool]

have him come play with a bunch of ur friends, have his team trun on him, along with urs. Dont shoot him, but tell him to cut the ****, or u will.

[cranberynvodka]

dude u should like be on his team one day and shoot him in he back of the head on *accident*

[Keikan]

Fk that, engage him in fisticuffs :)

[Splat Attack]

i say one day, you put on some masks so he dosent know who you are, buy a couple talons, and tie him up to a tree. Target Practice:)

[simon woodstock]

ok i'd tell him if he shoots you in the foot again you're gunna fuçkin punch him in the mouth. but you can't beat him up just for being better than you at paintball, it sounds like he does the same stuff a lot, just predict one of his moves then light him up. or like some1 else said when he's about to flank you have a friend jump out of a bush and cap him

[Batman]

Hmm.. I'd say to just stand up to him and tell him that hes a pot head or something. Next time you see him aim for his what he probably calls HIs awesome auto or some damn thing, teach him that just cause you have a auto dosent mean your the best

[A damn fool]

put a quarter in his hopper. When he moves, hes gonna go full auto, not gonna be able to shoot, and then have everyoen charge him. I did that once to some kid as a joke in a one on one, it ws pretty funny.

[TrOy]

Originally posted by A damn fool
put a quarter in his hopper. When he moves, hes gonna go full auto, not gonna be able to shoot, and then have everyoen charge him. I did that once to some kid as a joke in a one on one, it ws pretty funny.

That works? That is too cool! I was going to say that if he fires at you after you are walking off the field I would turn and fire on him but that putting a quarter in his feeder trick beats all!
Yur ma he-ro!

[simon woodstock]

i'd have to agree although its underhanded thats funny as HEII

[A damn fool]

teh quarter is too large to fall into the gun, but too small to effect the rotaters of his revo, so nothign would break. Or, u could also take the batterries out of his revo, let him shoot really fast on electro, chop 1000 balls, then bunker his ***.

The quarter idea was form auctionjunkie a long time ago, its not my idea

[NICKYB]

i dont know any pball tricks like damn fool but i know good ones anyway =) Take out the air valave on all his tires, put mexican clear hotsauce in his toothpaste, or crap in a plastic bag and staple it under his bed. The worst of all though, get some of that stuff women use to eat the hair of their legs, NAIR or whatever, and put some in his shampoo. If you mix it right, the hair falls out slowly, and he will think he has a disease. Dang i could writ3e a book on the stuff to do =) get this kid good, he sounds like a punk

N

[cranberynvodka]

next time he shoots ur feet shoot him in the balls

[Mission540]

O'that would hurt so bad, but you would definitely get your point accross.

[Drtacobell]

yeah i think if i got him in the nuts hed be ticked but i could tackle him down, and my friends get mad at him too so i think these tricks acually may work,

NEXT WEEKEND-ill post what happens to him

[ammoman]

take the lenses out of his goggles. sometimes ppl wont even notice. :eek: hehe :eek: haahahahha :D :D :D

[TrOy]

Originally posted by ammoman
take the lenses out of his goggles. sometimes ppl wont even notice. :eek: hehe :eek: haahahahha :D :D :D

Please telll everyone you were kidding.. please! Because if you are serious.... no.. you HAD to be kidding about something like that..

[cranberynvodka]

o yea if u do shoot him in the nuts dont come whining to me when he shoots u back with his full auto

[TrOy]

Even a cup can only take so much!

[Creek]

Frist if you can't tell him too knock it off,that means he's like bigger than you or can kinda slap you around.If he can't slap you around tell him this way if you dont knock it off I am going too that that marker and stick it where the sun don't shine,If that don't work then dont join in the game he's playing in.If you got a group of people sit it out he'll get the drift.

[Skull]

All these pranks r well and good, but do u seriously think u could sabatauge his gun?!! Maybe it's different where u guys live but i don't trust but a few select guys at my field, so my gun don't leave my side until i'm home.

[xcom]

Originally posted by NICKYB
i dont know any pball tricks like damn fool but i know good ones anyway =) Take out the air valave on all his tires, put mexican clear hotsauce in his toothpaste, or crap in a plastic bag and staple it under his bed. The worst of all though, get some of that stuff women use to eat the hair of their legs, NAIR or whatever, and put some in his shampoo. If you mix it right, the hair falls out slowly, and he will think he has a disease. Dang i could writ3e a book on the stuff to do =) get this kid good, he sounds like a punk

N

lol, that has to be the funniest thing ever, putting nair in someones shampoo!!!

[Sandman220]

i was playin with some guys who had never played before i came around the corner of a big clump of bushes and i shot these two guys twice each and grabbed the flag and went. right then a guy comes up to me with a blade and lowers it slowy. well i pop two balls right in his nuts***stars wow***** well u get the picture...... turned out i got shot close to my base and 2 of the three guys i shot were cryin i felt bad..
:(- i let the one who got hit first use my gun cause his was jammed half the game. so i ended up usen a blade

[Edited by Sandman220 on 04-17-2001 at 10:14 PM]

[Spyder7]

if someone constantly shot my feet when i wasn't playing, then heres what i'd do

go to ebay and bid on some lab chemicals

1)Iron Oxide
2)Powder Alluminum
3)Magnesium ribbon

1 part iron oxide to 1 part alluminum make a pile of that on his car and stick a piece of ribbon in it and lite it with a torch. congrats, you have just made thermyte and put one huge hole right through his hood, engine and the ground (muwahahaha)

Don't get caught (that'll teach the lil' b*st*rd

[Dan Guo]

Go take your garbage can or a big bucket fill it up with all the dog Sh*t you can find then fill it up with water let it sit for a couple of days then stir then let it sit for another day. Then go to his house lean it up against his basement door and ring the doorbell. he will open the door up and it will flood his basement full of sh*t.

[Splat Attack]

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